Sick Day

You pause by the door, hand poised to knock. A weak cough sounds from the other side, followed by a wet-sounding sneeze and a defeated groan. Shit, he really wasn’t joking about being sick. You give the door a couple of quick raps and open it without waiting for a response.

Two huge wet blue eyes stare back at you from under the pile of blankets. “Mammon…”

“MC!” Even through his stuffy nose and raspy throat, the delight in his voice is unmistakable. “I was worried Lucifer was gonna stop you from coming.”

“Yeah, he tried,” you sigh, perching on the edge of the bed. Puffing up your chest in your best Lucifer impression, you declare, “MC! You cannot take care of Mammon. He is perfectly able to recover from an illness himself. Lord Diavolo would be very displeased if you fell ill.”

#obey me #obey me swd #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me fluff #obey me mammon #om mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon x mc #om mammon x reader #om mammon x mc #ephie writes

278 notes

Move along, nothing to see here.

More from @ephie-om

ephie-om

Reblogged

mammonbignaturals

after skeptic mc accidentally summons mammon and is unaffected by the murders of ominous crows, mammon shows up in their house in the middle of the night to try to spook them by making a lot of noise, moving furniture, and knocking things over. the thing is, skeptic mc has a cat, so all they do is shout from the other room KNOCK IT OFF CAT!!!

the poor cat has been a perfect angel that night and he and mammon develop an adversarial relationship from that point on

ephie-om

or skeptic mc who's only a skeptic about mammon

"baby I'm scared my house is haunted, there's noises and stuff at night :("

"...you believe in ghosts?"

"of course I believe in ghosts there's a lot of evidence to say they exist"

"..."

"anyways can you stay with me tonight and keep me safe"

ephie-omReblogged mammonbignaturalsobey-me-hoeFollowDuh, of course, my bad bro 😔(Lesson 33 OG)44271

Sponsored

ephie-omRebloggedsolomiracleFollowsheep mc on [insert your fav's] desk or bed, and motions them to lean closer. the character does so, curious as to what their little mc has to say. they lean in until they are right up to mc's face, and-boop!mc's cute lil sheep nose boops their own, and the character is so taken aback, they're too stunned to speak. they can only watch as mc hops down and trots out of the room, mission accomplished.65536

ephie-omReblogged kei-komiikeikomi-artsFollowOn top of the redesigns, I’ve also been redrawing some of the cards with the girlies to practice with coloring n stuff, and today I bring Levi!! She’s the one out of everyone I’ve drawn the most so far, and she’s just so fun to draw I love herrrr 💕💕Anyways enjoy <3 929

ephie-omRebloggedsusujellyFollowFixed some old Luci art from September 1570

ephie-omReblogged satangcrushsolomiracleFollowthinking about satan in some freakish nightmare unicorn form... lowering his head so he can boop his nose with sheep mc1884

ephie-omRebloggedzephyrchamaFollowObey Me! headcanons that I've wanted to write about but thought they were too silly, so I'm compiling a list of them for April Fool's Day. Simeon once bought a souvenir for Michael at the RAD school store. It's a collection of multicolored math tools called The Seven Rulers.When it's Leviathan's turn to cook, he loosely bases the dinner menu on whatever food he saw in anime that week.Beelzebub and Belphegor are still having that rock-paper-scissors battle over who has to take out the trash (it was mentioned in an audio drama to have been going on for a month). They'll both suddenly do a round of rock-paper-scissors, at the most random of times and without any prior discussion.Thirteen's hair sometimes has a glamorous blowout appearance because of the traps that explode while she's working on them. When the brothers do something stupid during a student council meeting, Barbatos will look at MC the same way characters on The Office look into a camera.Satan once walked into a tree while distracted, thought it was a demon, and flew into a rage at the tree. The tree never recovered and is now a cursed landmark.Luke knows some karate for self defense against demons. Sometimes he does random karate demonstrations to impress MC. He won't do this in front of the brothers because they mock him for being adorable, and because you never reveal your weapons to the enemy.589953

ephie-omReblogged leniisreallycoolfaedriaFollowExpression Studies [Part 1]56500

ephie-omRebloggeddaily13Followsleepy 69334

ephie-omRebloggedradchocoFollowHeatstroke Beel! (scrapped drawing)i've had this drawing in my wip folder since July '24...time to free it ^^60325

ephie-omRebloggedsoumemonFollowOld concept-ish i was tryna do but got lazy half way :’D42491,284

ephie-omRebloggedfickleminderFollowcrawl to the in-between (part 5/?)First | PrevImma be real with y'all, I got nothing after this chapter. There was supposed to be this whole struggle with MC having to decide whether to accept the brothers' new forms or not (veering into dark/yandere territory) but for now I'm just going to leave this as is. Unfinished fics are a pain but forcing words out is even more painful. I may revisit this if inspiration strikes in the future, but no promises :(When you open your eyes again, you find yourself lying on your bed in the House of Lamentation.You jerk upright and look around, but it's quickly apparent that you're alone. It feels like forever since you were last in here, what with the attack, Lucifer's quarantine, the portal that was supposed to send you home—Not-Lucifer reaching for you, black sludge oozing out of his eyes and dripping from his gloved fingertips—You shake your head, trying to snap your brain out of replaying that horrifying image. A quick glance around your room shows nothing out of place, and for the briefest moment you almost dare to hope that the past week and a half was all just a bad dream…Keep reading614

ephie-omReblogged little-lost-lambl3t-me-perishFollowRecently got a Spawn (comic) book and there was really cool armor for a character named Redeemer!!! I wanted to draw Sim in it and it kinda devolved into a small AU :3(For bottom left): Kinda wanted to explore if the Celestial Realm was a more violent place and how he'd feel about it, although I don't think he'd actively try to go against the Celestial Realm's wishes, I think he's not really a fighter and would not enjoy violence he partakes in. (For bottom right): I'd rather not have Simeon know Rat as a kid (although I'm kinda undecided), but he's their guardian angel and is very surprised to see them when they end up at RAD (he gets sent to RAD, assumes someone else takes his place). Oomf recommended that Rat's previous guardian angel quit out of frustration and Simeon ended up taking their spot as Rat's guardian angel and I think I might keep that lol xP36266

ephie-omReblogged solomiraclesaphirdevilFollowit’s International Women’s Day so here’s all my 13 art aur aur2951,482

ephie-omRebloggedcallmeechocooFollowRandom Obey Me Headcannon : I imagine MC wearing a really fluffy baby pink jacket and because of that the guys just started associating her/him/them with a fluffy pink sheep. simeonist11784

ephie-omRebloggedtanchuangFollow#SOLOMON NO#THAT DIDNT WORK OUT FOR YOU IN THE BIBLE EITHER259367

ephie-omRebloggedboxbusinessFollowMore crossover shennigans~387837

ephie-omRebloggedfickleminderFollowbound by blood (5)First | Prev | Next"—A parasitic relationship that turns symbiotic over time. One plant starts off cannibalizing the other until it becomes the only thing keeping the host alive," the botany professor explained. "In this case, the best solution would be to kill both with hellfire to prevent the parasite from spreading to the rest of the colony. Any questions?"Learning about the ecosystem of a whole new realm would be so much more fun if it wasn't going to be on an exam. That being said, the material was pretty interesting if not somewhat morbid. Hence the exchange program, Kirana supposed.Keep reading417

ephie-omRebloggedfickleminderFollowan eye for an eyeDWBD AU. Your bullies are taken care of.DWBD AU masterlist here."Good job, Levi. Is that all of them?""Yep! Those idiots didn't even realize they were caught on camera; it was a piece of cake tracking them down."Keep reading328

ephie-omReblogged leniisreallycoolzephyrchamaFollowAsmodeus with your picture taped to the mirror of his vanity. It's decorated in stickers and marker drawings, with a pink paper border that's starting to dull and sag with age. It will be okay, though. That's what he tells himself. Its got a protective charm on it now. Asmodeus aligns his face next to yours when he does his hair and makeup. He talks to photo-you about his day, about his brothers, about the jobs he's been hired to do. It's awful lonely when you don't talk back.Being worlds apart is tough.11332,000

ephie-omReblogged sheepspellsneptunian-rainFollowsolomon (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤247261

ephie-omReblogged little-lost-lambshootingstarrfishFollowhey man i think you need a napKeep reading78347