/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>Be me
>>Messing around with some shitty VNC servers
>>Overloading pumps as usual
>>Find VNC that looks like ventilation controls for some company called "Blue Origin"
>>Gem it up
>>Get bored and leave
>>5 hours pass
>>Friend tells me to look at the article i sent him
>>BREAKING: Blue Origin rocket explodes
>What did I just do, I'm fucked. You Niggers introduced me to this

marge

what the fuck do I do genuinely I did not use a VPN and I know I'll be getting a visit from the glowies

first time?

i used vnc to blow up some nigger shithole in malaysia with nukes onetime and nobody cared

>>16294086
Op tell them that you were forced by the ravioli waffen

>>16294092
nigga this is JEFF BEZOS we are talking about, my bloodline is FUCKED

>>16294098
rip your wages will be garnished for the rest of your life lil nigga

>>16294063 (OP)
better start rubbing your hands together and plastic surgeon your nose to avoid reprocussions

Op just shift the blame to ravioli

I'm fucking praying that the ventilation had nothing to do with the rocket, i'm hoping it was just ventilation for a warehouse or some shit dude this is actually fucked

LIKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE THE FUCKING VENTILLATION CONTROLS ON A FUCKINMG PUBLIC IP THAT IS GENUINLEY SO RRETATDE D AND IT HAD NIO FUCJKIUNBG PASSWORD

>>16294136
that's their fault at this point all you did was show them how shitty their security was

its 2 in the fucking morning im going to bed i swear to god if i wake up to glowies i dont know what will happen fucking hell fuck

OP just say ‘whoopsie doodles, I thought I was ordering a pizza’ like a bumbling retard and do a little jig when the glowies arrive

This is your fault OP

>>16294174
MAYTBE IF THEY HAD BETTER FUCKING SECURITY SHIT LIKE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN LIKE FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHY DID IT NOT HVE A PASSWORD

>>16294193
if the glowies come pretend to be mentally handycapped

Joe Bezos here, you will pay for my rocket via 100$ gift cards you will also post bait on the shitty and break all rules

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2026/05/28/blue-origin-new-glenn-rocket-apparently-explodes-on-launch-pad-in-cape-canaveral-florida--live/90305379007/
Well on the bright side OP you haven’t killed anyone (yet)

Possibly my last moments as a free man and im wastinhgb it on a fuckjing soyjak website bro

>>16294063 (OP)
if this is true your already fucked 'teen. either pray to science it was unrelated or go bug out at someones place like a schizo till the news comes about what caused it, then you will know if it was you, if it was get ready to go hop some borders and push an alias. if you do bug out don't bring a phone or anything with cell access so your not tracked o algo.

>>16294210
i know, ive read evrey fucking article twice over, im so fucking scared man

>>16294174
I think ventilation issue would be more of a slowburn, this looks like fuel leak or smh

>The final mishap report identified the direct cause of the mishap as a cryogenic leak that froze a hydraulic line and led to a thrust anomaly
OP does that sound like anything you messed with?

i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen

>>16294213
tbh I don't see how this could happen I think it's highly unlikely what he did could do that to a rocket. maybe blame the knuckle dragging engineers perhaps? OP I wouldn't get too worried I was just fucking with you

>>16294217
nigger ius dont know who else to tell my friend already knows this becasuie he saw me doiung it but other thanb that no one knows

>>16294219
THERE WAS LIKE 10 FUCKING TEXT BOXXES ADN I PUT 1488 IN ALL OF THEM I DONYT KNOIW IT WAS JUST SOME SCIENCE BULLSHITY

OP you have to own this one you pwned jeffy

>>16294232
EVREYONE IMN MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE IN BILLIONS OF DOLLAREAS ION DEBT THIS IS NOT A FUCJIONG WIN

If I were you I wouldn't post this shit mate.
If some shady looking guys will come and start idk talking with your family….
Idk run of into rural Wyoiming and start Ted Kaczyński arc.

>>16294240
there's no way you are winning against jeff's lawyers dawg

No way Blue Origin is too retarded for such thing to happen

I pissed and shit myself from how funny this is

>>16294240
nah nigga you'll just go to prison for a little while you'll be ok

Somebaldi add this to the ‘ki happenings page this is kino as fuck

piece of shit didn't even make it off the launchpad GEEEEEEEEEG

>>16294240
read dis >>16294213

It’s possible in a broad sense, but right now there’s no public evidence pointing specifically to a ventilation-system error as the cause of the recent Blue Origin New Glenn explosion. The company has only described it as an “anomaly” during a hot-fire test, and investigators are still examining the failure.

A ventilation or purge-system issue could theoretically contribute to a rocket explosion because rockets handle huge amounts of volatile fuel and oxidizer. During ground tests, systems continuously vent or purge gases like methane, oxygen, or hydrogen to prevent dangerous buildup. If:

flammable gas accumulated where it shouldn’t,
a vent valve failed,
purging was insufficient,
or ignition happened in a confined area,

then you can get an overpressure event or fire that propagates into the vehicle.

That said, based on early reports and video observations, some analysts think the problem may have originated near the engine section or propellant systems rather than simply a “ventilation” failure. Possible causes being discussed publicly include:

engine turbopump failure,
methane or oxygen leak,
ignition timing issues,
plumbing/valve malfunction,
structural failure under startup loads,
or ground support equipment failure.

In rocket testing, even a tiny leak combined with the wrong ignition source can escalate extremely fast. SpaceX, NASA, and other launch companies have all experienced catastrophic pad explosions from fueling or engine-system anomalies before.

So:

Could a ventilation/purge error be involved? Yes, technically.
Is there evidence that it was the cause? Not at this stage. The investigation is still ongoing.

Incase OP caused it I was here

Blue Origin's catchphrase is "Never tell me the odds" which is printed on their rocket
>The odds:

geg you can't make this shit up

>>16294324
1488% chance of brapping

do nusois really

Orange Conclusion

modern launch operations usually have:

multiple redundant sensors,
automated safeties,
restricted access controls,
logging/audit systems,
and procedures requiring multiple personnel approvals,

so a single person casually “messing with ventilation controls” without detection would generally be difficult.

Until investigators release findings, anything beyond general possibilities would just be speculation.

>>16294324
reddit ass joke

OP read this very carefully. You need to change your identity and move to Cambodia. Ask around for a man named Alex Badr who runs a goat farm and be will take you under his wing and you will learn to become a goat milker. Take only your essentials and no electronics the three letter agencies could use to track you, and also gloves. You will NEED gloves, preferably durable leather ones.

Fake and gay story this never happened

>>16294410
Dude check the news

>>16294535
GLOWNVKE INBOUND though

>>16294416
Well it happened alright but op had no hand in it

>>16294535
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>16294535
Wait is ops ip logged for messing with it? No way this can be real

>>16294583
yeah OP said he didn't even use a VPN, he's FUCKED

>>16294535
>>16294255
holy shit. there is no way this is real, I genuinely hope its not real. if its real OP is gonna be getting 'aped by some mujaheddini in Guantanamo bay.

Op you will be okay man

SOMEBALDI 'CHIVE DIS

>>16294063 (OP)
>>16294535
Expect a knock at the door tomorrow. We are looking at you through the satellite right now.

>>16294630
no he wont geg

>>16294636
You do it faggot