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marge
▶ №16294086[Quote]>>16294094
what the fuck do I do genuinely I did not use a VPN and I know I'll be getting a visit from the glowies
▶ №16294092[Quote]>>16294098
i used vnc to blow up some nigger shithole in malaysia with nukes onetime and nobody cared
▶ №16294098[Quote]>>16294103
>>16294092nigga this is JEFF BEZOS we are talking about, my bloodline is FUCKED
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>>16294098rip your wages will be garnished for the rest of your life lil nigga
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>>16294063 (OP)better start rubbing your hands together and plastic surgeon your nose to avoid reprocussions
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I'm fucking praying that the ventilation had nothing to do with the rocket, i'm hoping it was just ventilation for a warehouse or some shit dude this is actually fucked
▶ №16294136[Quote]>>16294139
LIKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE THE FUCKING VENTILLATION CONTROLS ON A FUCKINMG PUBLIC IP THAT IS GENUINLEY SO RRETATDE D AND IT HAD NIO FUCJKIUNBG PASSWORD
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>>16294136that's their fault at this point all you did was show them how shitty their security was
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its 2 in the fucking morning im going to bed i swear to god if i wake up to glowies i dont know what will happen fucking hell fuck
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OP just say ‘whoopsie doodles, I thought I was ordering a pizza’ like a bumbling retard and do a little jig when the glowies arrive
▶ №16294193[Quote]>>16294199
>>16294174MAYTBE IF THEY HAD BETTER FUCKING SECURITY SHIT LIKE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN LIKE FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHY DID IT NOT HVE A PASSWORD
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>>16294193if the glowies come pretend to be mentally handycapped
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Joe Bezos here, you will pay for my rocket via 100$ gift cards you will also post bait on the shitty and break all rules
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Possibly my last moments as a free man and im wastinhgb it on a fuckjing soyjak website bro
▶ №16294213[Quote]>>16294222
>>16294063 (OP)if this is true your already fucked 'teen. either pray to science it was unrelated or go bug out at someones place like a schizo till the news comes about what caused it, then you will know if it was you, if it was get ready to go hop some borders and push an alias. if you do bug out don't bring a phone or anything with cell access so your not tracked o algo.
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>>16294210i know, ive read evrey fucking article twice over, im so fucking scared man
▶ №16294217[Quote]>>16294225
>blow up rocket
>telle everyone about it on soyboy wojack site
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>>16294174I think ventilation issue would be more of a slowburn, this looks like fuel leak or smh
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i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen
▶ №16294222[Quote]
>>16294213tbh I don't see how this could happen I think it's highly unlikely what he did could do that to a rocket. maybe blame the knuckle dragging engineers perhaps? OP I wouldn't get too worried I was just fucking with you
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>>16294217nigger ius dont know who else to tell my friend already knows this becasuie he saw me doiung it but other thanb that no one knows
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>>16294219THERE WAS LIKE 10 FUCKING TEXT BOXXES ADN I PUT 1488 IN ALL OF THEM I DONYT KNOIW IT WAS JUST SOME SCIENCE BULLSHITY
▶ №16294240[Quote]>>16294247
>>16294232EVREYONE IMN MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE IN BILLIONS OF DOLLAREAS ION DEBT THIS IS NOT A FUCJIONG WIN
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If I were you I wouldn't post this shit mate.
If some shady looking guys will come and start idk talking with your family….
Idk run of into rural Wyoiming and start Ted Kaczyński arc.
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>>16294240there's no way you are winning against jeff's lawyers dawg
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No way Blue Origin is too retarded for such thing to happen
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I pissed and shit myself from how funny this is
