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 16291651[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16291971

It was a long night. A girl named Samantha tried to call her boyfriend, known around the internet as “Chibireviews,” but he didn’t pick up the phone. He had been busy all day gooning to 'P and defending his 'P addiction from antis on Twitter.
It had been like this for a couple of days now. Samantha was feeling neglected and abandoned. When no one picked up, she began crying. “It’s because I don’t look like an underage girl, isn’t it? Why are you ignoring me?” As tears flowed from her eyes, she looked down at her ample bosom. She was an adult woman in her 20s with a decent D-cup chest. “If only I was flat… He would spend more time with me instead of watching 'P. I didn’t reject him out of pity because he seemed like he desperately needed a girl.”
She remembered when they started dating. At first, he was somewhat normal — just some niche anime interests and an unusual fixation on little anime girls. But then it got worse and worse. Eventually, he developed an attraction to real kids and began browsing dark web imageboards full of terrible images. She felt she had made a horrible mistake by accepting him.
As her mind wandered, she suddenly heard someone knocking on the door. She wasn’t expecting any visitors, so her outfit was just something comfortable for around the house: a white tank top with no bra underneath and a black skirt. However, her wide hips and thick lower body made it look more like a mini skirt. Underneath, she wore a luscious red thong. There wasn’t time to change, and she wasn’t in the mood to anyway, so she quickly brushed the tears from her face and walked downstairs.
When she opened the door, she saw a pizza delivery guy. "Hello Ma'am! Here’s your pizza!"
Then she recognized him. It was her old high school friend named Chud, someone she hadn’t seen in years. She immediately regretted not confessing her feelings to him back in the day.
“Oh… Hi! I haven’t seen you since high school, but I didn’t order a pizza…”
For a moment she raised her eyebrows in confusion, then checked her phone. She had several notifications from Twitter. When she opened them, she discovered that a soyteen had doxxed Chibireviews. “Oh, that’s why!”
She smiled at Chud. “Anyways, thanks!” She was trying to appear happy, but it was clear she was deeply sad inside.
Her old friend replied, “I’m glad to see you again, Samantha. It’s been a long time…”
“Fate is so unpredictable sometimes, don’t you think?” She pulled out the money to pay him. “By the way, you can stay if you want, old friend. I’ve been needing some company…”
He accepted and walked inside, following her. He couldn’t help staring at the way her hips swayed under that skirt. She had really grown since they last met.
She led him to the living room, where there were two sofas and a table in the middle. She sat on one sofa, and Chud sat on the one in front of her.
They talked normally about various topics — politics, drama, and other things. However, while they chatted, Samantha kept moving her legs, even crossing them. This drew Chud’s attention to how thick yet well-toned her legs were.

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“So… How’s your relationship with Chibireviews been?”
Samantha’s expression suddenly changed as she remembered her boyfriend distancing himself from her. “Well… He’s been developing other interests that I don’t particularly like,” she sighed. “And he’s pretty lame when it comes to sex anyway~ I still feel like a virgin after fucking him,” she muttered the last part to herself. Chud didn’t hear it.
Chud could see she was clearly exhausted from the state of her relationship.
“Must be pretty tough…” He stood up and moved to sit next to her. “It seems like you two aren’t going through a good time.”
She nodded. “Yeah, we’ve seen better days, I suppose.”
A long silence followed. The old flame they both once had started to reignite. Both of them regretted not confessing their feelings back then, but neither wanted to say it out loud.
“Thanks for coming here, Chud~” She broke the silence and placed her hand on top of his. “Y-you’re welcome—” Chud stuttered, his face turning red. “I remember you being such a sweet girl, always caring about people, and being so kind, looks like you became too kind to the wrong type of person.” She brushed. “I shouldn’t have done that Chud.. I’m sorry.. If only I dated you instead of him.”
He did something daring and put his hand on Samantha’s waist. “You like them, don’t you?” she said in a sultry voice. Chud nodded. Samantha smirked. “After all this time… I think it’s finally time to break the ice between us.”
Samantha moved and straddled Chud’s lap. She began groping her own breasts, squeezing them as she spoke. “Do whatever you want with my breasts~ They’re my apology for not confessing my feelings a long time ago~”
Chud was already extremely excited, practically salivating at the sight of her curvy, bouncy body.
He quickly pulled her closer, lifted her top, and began sucking on her tits while squeezing her ass. She let out a loud moan — it had been so long since she’d had good sex.
“Wow~ You seem so eager for me, teehee~”
“You belong to me now~” Chud replied, spanking her ass. She was incredibly sensitive after so much neglect. “I’m sorry for not confessing my feelings to you either~” She smiled and began grinding her lower body against his rock-hard erection. “I’m going to date you now, Chud,” she said seductively as she pressed her pussy against his clothed cock. “And marry you~ Give me your seed~”
Chud pulled out his BWC, removing his pants in the process. She got immediately excited and guided his dick into her pussy, letting out a huge moan that echoed through the house. “I love you~” was all she could say as his huge cock stretched her (technically still a virgin after Chibi’s tiny dick).
Samantha bounced on his cock like a crazed slut, moaning uncontrollably, giving Chud an incredible view of her breasts bouncing wildly. He thrust up into her while gripping her waist, giving them both the best pleasure they had ever felt.
They lost track of time completely. At one point, Chud felt the urge to cum and unleashed a huge load deep inside her womb. He could only remember her beautiful moan as he filled her.
Even after that, they weren’t satisfied. He titfucked her next, sliding his cock between her soft breasts as she squeezed them around him. She caught most of his load in her mouth. Afterwards, he fucked her doggystyle and came inside her again.
After two hours of intense sex, they finally collapsed on the sofa, hugging each other. Samantha felt truly satisfied by someone who loved her adult body and personality. Chud had just had the best (and first real) sex of his life.
They cuddled tiredly. “I’m going to marry you, Sammie, and give you a better life.” She hugged him even tighter. He had freed her from dating a pedophile.
Finally, Samantha grabbed her phone, took a selfie, and sent it to Chibireviews with the caption: “You are now free to enjoy your shitty loli porn, you pedo X3 Bye!”
Chibi was gooning to 'P when he received the notification. He thought it was one of his underage Discord kittens he was trying to groom, but when he saw it was from his girlfriend, he immediately broke into tears. He stopped gooning to film a shitty video bawling about how he got cucked (even though he deserved it).
The end!

 16291692[Quote]>>16291694

slowburning gem

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Chibi Reviews it's the choppelganger of Zelenski bro 😂😂😂😂

 16291713[Quote]

Temu Zelensky

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>It was a long night. A girl named Samantha tried to call her boyfriend, known around the internet as “Chibireviews,” but he didn’t pick up the phone. He had been busy all day gooning to 'P and defending his 'P addiction from antis on Twitter.
>It had been like this for a couple of days now. Samantha was feeling neglected and abandoned. When no one picked up, she began crying. “It’s because I don’t look like an underage girl, isn’t it? Why are you ignoring me?” As tears flowed from her eyes, she looked down at her ample bosom. She was an adult woman in her 20s with a decent D-cup chest. “If only I was flat… He would spend more time with me instead of watching 'P. I didn’t reject him out of pity because he seemed like he desperately needed a girl.”
>She remembered when they started dating. At first, he was somewhat normal — just some niche anime interests and an unusual fixation on little anime girls. But then it got worse and worse. Eventually, he developed an attraction to real kids and began browsing dark web imageboards full of terrible images. She felt she had made a horrible mistake by accepting him.
>As her mind wandered, she suddenly heard someone knocking on the door. She wasn’t expecting any visitors, so her outfit was just something comfortable for around the house: a white tank top with no bra underneath and a black skirt. However, her wide hips and thick lower body made it look more like a mini skirt. Underneath, she wore a luscious red thong. There wasn’t time to change, and she wasn’t in the mood to anyway, so she quickly brushed the tears from her face and walked downstairs.
>When she opened the door, she saw a pizza delivery guy. "Hello Ma'am! Here’s your pizza!"
>Then she recognized him. It was her old high school friend named Chud, someone she hadn’t seen in years. She immediately regretted not confessing her feelings to him back in the day.
>“Oh… Hi! I haven’t seen you since high school, but I didn’t order a pizza…”
>For a moment she raised her eyebrows in confusion, then checked her phone. She had several notifications from Twitter. When she opened them, she discovered that a soyteen had doxxed Chibireviews. “Oh, that’s why!”
>She smiled at Chud. “Anyways, thanks!” She was trying to appear happy, but it was clear she was deeply sad inside.
>Her old friend replied, “I’m glad to see you again, Samantha. It’s been a long time…”
>“Fate is so unpredictable sometimes, don’t you think?” She pulled out the money to pay him. “By the way, you can stay if you want, old friend. I’ve been needing some company…”
>He accepted and walked inside, following her. He couldn’t help staring at the way her hips swayed under that skirt. She had really grown since they last met.
>She led him to the living room, where there were two sofas and a table in the middle. She sat on one sofa, and Chud sat on the one in front of her.
>They talked normally about various topics — politics, drama, and other things. However, while they chatted, Samantha kept moving her legs, even crossing them. This drew Chud’s attention to how thick yet well-toned her legs were.

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>>16291651 (OP)
wordswordswords

 16291979[Quote]>>16291990

Somebaldi show this to chibireviews somehow

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bumo

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>>16291979
Forgot to attach the neutralplier or something

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then chibi reviews called his BVLL and got BLACKED by BBC

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>>>16291979
>Forgot to attach the neutralplier or something

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>>16292005
who was the janjan who approved this brim

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>>16291949
MODSSSSSSSS

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up

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gem go up

 16292620[Quote]>>16292645

put this shit on ao3 yo nigga dropped straight gas 🔥💯😤

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or turn it into brimstone creepypasta format

 16292645[Quote]>>16292649

>>16292620
What if I post it on doxxbin

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>>16292645
works too ig

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ao3bros… it's over…



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