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Perry | Bi | She/Any(sans it/its) | Jewish | American | Autistic/ADHD/OCD | Celiac | Tyler, the Creator Enthusiast | Official College Graduate!! :) | Please send help bc of the buzzing, like it feels like my brain is being sautéed on medium heat |
I like (pre-2021 lol)Marvel lots and lots! Angry bi girl that’s short and ready to kick your ass if I have to. Whoever said that the customer is always right was a fucking idiot
Btw zio is a slur coined by former kkk grand wizard David Duke and nazis weren’t just general “very bad guys”, they went after gay ppl/communists/etc (besides Roma) because they believed Jews created them

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

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buckys-robot-armRebloggedspeedlimit15FollowI think every woman should be allowed to kill 1 man of their choice every decade of their life. Maybe in special cases we can increase this number. Im thinking 13th bday 23rd bday 33rd bday and so on. I dont know its just my idea but it feels right libertineangelLet's see 'em try to reclaim "birthday boy" now 8736
buckys-robot-armReblogged shofarsogooddevinellekurtzFollowALTALTMy very first tiger drawing and my latestformaldehydedoesstuffYour skill level is unquestionable but listen.I love him.toasthaste-artme also. as well. devinellekurtzThis is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week. 29139,18272,683
buckys-robot-armReblogged cursedbutchbushreturnsdeepspacepirateFollowOne of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about ittogepipicatch me in the city of fre shavaca do#iconic post190259,279212,596
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buckys-robot-armReblogged shofarsogoodcursedpossumsFollowunrestrained summer funcursedpossumsevery year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event#iconic post#going to San Francisco in August for my vacation and there’s no sand beaches :( so I gotta actually put effort into planning a lil day trip#to like Jersey shore or smth so I can get my beach on this year. haven’t been in a few years and I crave BEACH… See all75123,849124,282
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buckys-robot-armReblogged cursedbutchbushreturnssaccharinescorpionFollowKPop Demon Hunters is a pretty good movie with a pretty bad title lol. it's like naming your romance novel "Enemies To Lovers" or- (assistant runs onstage) what? (assistant starts whispering frantically in my ear) oh... oh.......saccharinescorpionsaccharinescorpioni should make a collection of thesesaccharinescorpioncome on man1168,66312,636
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buckys-robot-armReblogged venerabledreadnoughtbeardedmrbeanFollowthis sounds like a party to megrand-theft-carbohydrates5420,28628,536
buckys-robot-armReblogged shofarsogoodgridmaster5000-deactivated20241why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.12151,68559,703
buckys-robot-armReblogged charlesoberonneverybidenjusthavegoodtimeFollowgive a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to youmadameatomicbombI swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta dohannah-the-lion-deactivated2023my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.i said maybeworldheritagepostorganizationWorld Heritage Post#iconic post43205,621136,244
buckys-robot-armReblogged venerabledreadnoughtdilfdykeFollowlove love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line5027,00637,576
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buckys-robot-armReblogged femme-feytaleayesopodFollowsomething terrible. echoes of past intrusions. barely discernible 374,04621,806
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buckys-robot-armRebloggedthe-quasar-heroFollow>Predominately Black led piece of media becomes popular. >Among the characters there are one or two White characters with minor and/or distinctly antagonistic roles. >White tumblr users focus entirely on said White characters. >Tag of Black led piece of media is filled with posts about White character(s)>Rinse. Repeat. the-stormwagonI think the most charitable interpretation of this is that people connect to characters that are like them, and that the experiences of Blackness is so alien to them that the White characters are the only ones that White people connect with. Combine that with the fact that Tumblr is so White as a platform, and you get this issue.It’s still bad and racist, but it is understandable. People should still do better though. (I’m not trying to justify, I’m trying to come up with an explanation)the-quasar-heroPlease don’t make me say it. tartrazeenWe don't need you coming up with an charitable interpretation.buckys-robot-armPrev tags too good to leave in the tagserraticsurvivorbasiliskOr maybe the reason people like the queer character over the two related het characters is because of the queerness.If Smoke and Stack weren't related and Mary and Annie were in a relationship then things would be so much different.But there are so little black queer fantasy movies or shows that no one blinks an eye.Where are the black gay vampire hunters? The enemies to lover black lesbian werewolf story?Sinners 's problem isn't a racism one. It is a queer one.spider-xanYou see people like the racist who made a whole sideblog to say this racist nonsense in the previous post and tags to accuse Black people of being homophobic while completely misunderstanding what Sinners was about to justify obsessing over the racist white villain as queer praxis, and you understand why Black people, including the LGBT+ ones, say that maybe non-Black people should be banned from engaging with that movie.the-quasar-heroHow is it that I write my point so clearly in my original post and ppl like this sprint to the keyboards to prove me right, without realizing how they sound 🙄?faerieenthusiastThe irony is that them niggas don't even watch media that already DO have queer Black leads 😒😒😒caderno-do-tedioyou know what whatever i'm putting my own tags in the post bc i could spend all day talking about thisI genuinely mean it when i say that you'll miss SO MUCH from what any art or piece of media can offer you if your only focus is "relating" to a character's sexuality or skin color. and you'll also be missing developing empathy for specific groups after going away from your reality and putting yourself in someone else's shoes. art is meant for us to broaden our horizons, and honestly that's whats missing from all those racist commenters#these racist fuck ass people are commenting under the tags I SCREENSHOTTED THAT SAID YOUR ‘CHARITABLE’ INTERPRETATION IS RACIST#this👏is👏not👏fucking👏queer👏praxis👏 I’m sorry but not every movie is gonna feature queer people in it#especially a movie that’s set in the JIM CROWE ERA SOUTH??? as a fellow queer person you gotta realize not everything’s about you!!#I am beating all these idiots with hammers I can’t believe how severely misconstrued this point has gotten#you don’t need to relate to characters in a show/movie in order for you to enjoy the show/movie jfc1298,41511,933
buckys-robot-armReblogged cripplepunk-sylveoncoto524Followas a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satansaethwr-blogand please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.coto524“ #okay but can any of y'all even pronounce your own town names tho? #bye”yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird onescoto524“#But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboard”fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoralfun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the timefun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected#there’s 15 vowel sounds with only 5 letters cause the English language is 3 languages stacked on top of each other in a trench coat#but knowing that W sounds like oo makes it so much easier for me to comprehend tbh#yea it still looks a bit odd to my brain but that’s because I need to study welsh more if I want it to make sense#the w post#good reference24678,30176,069
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buckys-robot-armReblogged musashihorreurscopesFollowthere's this phenomenon i've noticed on youtube which i dub "man math" which is when men STEM-ify hobbies/activities/art forms in order to make them more masculine. it's very noticeable in the cooking video sphere where there's an endless stream of videos made by men along the lines of "the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN best way to cook an egg" (and dgmw, i watch them and find them helpful, but the observation stands), but i notice it also in the way men approach ceramics (a lot of focus on mold-making and slip-casting to perfection, basically reinventing one man mass-production rather than play and discovery), tailoring/sewing/knitting/textile art, gardening and other nature-oriented hobbies, interior decor, furniture making and woodworking, journaling/planning/productivity, even drawing and painting, there's always some man math angle to it that although interesting it often strikes me as some sort of overcompensation to move away from the inherent vulnerability that comes with art making and once you notice it it's literally everywherehorreurscopes34911,42317,202
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