>>60535312I have a lesson to produce for you.
Pay close attention, my dear friend.
Because this story has a message to convey.
Chewing gum is a fine habit that is perfectly benign once in a while.
It helps you quit smoking, it makes you happy, but when it becomes excessive, it becomes vile.
It takes its toll, revolting and wrong, chewing and chewing, an endless role.
Like a grazing cow in a field,
Don't give in to this bad habit.
But don't worry, my friend; there is hope within you, and you can be blessed.
May the berry juices leaking from your backside and the lactating moobs bring you joy.
Allow the drool from your mouth and the snot from your nose to flow south.
But once you have waddled on over to the juice bar
Ask the workers in there to squeeze them from your gurgling body before your mobility begins to wane, my friend.
Don't let your spirit become depressed.
For on this journey, you will discover,
A healthier mind, a lighter self.
Cast off the weight that is weighing you down, and embrace the freedom that can be found.
Let this lesson be your truce, fatty fox, with your berry juice.
Chew gum sparingly, my dear, and may your journey be filled with joy.
