[ home / overboard ] [ spam ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki / booru / irc ][Options]

A banner for soyjak.party

/soy/ - Soyjaks

Everybody said this?
Return to Index

New Thread


Sort by: Image size:
R: 0 / I: 0
Proto slopjak, notice the flags, how could you tell?
R: 12 / I: 2
Something happened
R: 0 / I: 0

Are you safe edgy or true edgy?
R: 0 / I: 0
>sun chips and diet soda
R: 8 / I: 4

ITT WE GET A PEDOPHILE OFF THE STREETS

ONLINE ALIASES: Zenpei, Zenpei4, ardentart/ardentzia777, others.

BEST KNOWN FOR: drawing gay rape 'p, being a pedophile who possesses and solicits CSAM.

FULL NAME: Timothy Malachi Smith
BORN: 19th of March 2001 (Age 25)
PLACE OF RESIDENCE:: 3100 North Elm Street 18k, Greensboro, North Carolina, United States.
PHONO: +1 (336) 529-9***

HAS ILLUSTRATED CHILDREN'S BOOKS. HAS SOLICITED CSAM (WILL POST PROOF IN REPPY)

REPORT TO FOLLOWING LINK (GREENSBORO-GUILFORD CRIME STOPPERS), REPORT TO FEDS AS WELL IF YOU HAVE TIME (FBI TIP). CALL THE LOCAL PD (GREENSBORO PD) IF YOU CAN. WE NEED TO GET HIS SHIT SEIZED BEFORE HE DELETES EVIDENCE.

http://www.ggcrimestoppers.com/sitemenu.aspx?ID=1019&
http://www.ggcrimestoppers.com/sitemenu.aspx?ID=1019&
http://www.ggcrimestoppers.com/sitemenu.aspx?ID=1019&

YOU WILL CLICK THIS LINK, AND YOU WILL HELP STOP THIS PEDOPHILE.

DEATH TO PEDOPHILES.
R: 85 / I: 83
soyquote this
>
R: 61 / I: 17
Nuke Mexico and wiggers
R: 23 / I: 4
OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER PHASE 2

CONTEXT/PREVIOUS THREADS:
>>>/raid/271238
>>>/soy/16144831
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0520-0101-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16144831.html ('chive of the soy thread)

QUICK RECAP:
Woofles, a pooner/irl rapeson we 'oxed a year ago WHO’S ALREADY GROOMED 3 PEOPLE AND ADMITTED TO HAVING 'P OF AN 11 YEAR OLD is back, and now we have photos actual address of xer new house

RELEVANT 'KI ARTICLE:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Woofles
Real name: Salem Peterson (ev&oe it could be xer pooner name)
Current addy: 1359 S 57th St, West Allis, WI 53214

The glownuke has already been deployed so now you just need to send 'za, qurans, 'mons and all the usual stuff (maybe also use mom/dadNUKE to inform them their daughter possessed/still possesses CSAM)
>arrow because i dont look like that
R: 25 / I: 16
ITT we geg at r/shortguys
R: 0 / I: 0
thoughts on this guy?
R: 0 / I: 0
kill all zelligpedos
R: 16 / I: 13

Reply to help Ice Cube!

OH NANANAH! MR. FRIENDLY IS COMING FOR ME WHAT DO?!?!, how could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 0

ICE CUBE IS DEAD

R: 1 / I: 1

ever stole before? whats the worst you've stolen?
R: 112 / I: 64
ITT WE DOX THE CREATORS OF GAMEOVERSES

we dox the creators voice actors of the EPI show gameoverse created by glitch i know there is already a raid about this but it's about spreading a link of the creator of the show and its getting spammed to niggerhell but we want to dox the voice actors and creators of the show if someone starts spamming just filter ID
R: 2 / I: 0
>wakes you up in the morning
R: 11 / I: 1
i would play some vidya but im too bored
R: 0 / I: 0
I sleep in the other room cause I'm scared of ai
R: 12 / I: 1

watch full vid made with google flow

thoughts?
R: 2 / I: 0
Have you ever had a "never-goon moment" that made you quit masturbating once and for all? If so, what was it?
R: 5 / I: 0
I like this song
R: 34 / I: 11
Itt we write a scenario for a sharty horror story, turn it into a script and make a slowburn A24 bone-chilling spine-tingling horror story with visual elements
R: 407 / I: 72

MINECRAFT RAID EVERYPHONO GTFIH

WE ARE RAIDING THIS MOTHAFUGGEN SERVER NIGGUUUUUUHH
join.earthmc.net
OBJECTIVE IS TO MAKE AS MANY SOY COLONIES AS POSSIBLE. I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF RUZZIA RIGHT NOW AND GAINING RECOURCES.
R: 3 / I: 0
what in the heck is this why are their so maby pictures of peppa pig
R: 0 / I: 0
wtf is this nigga

http://www.rsdb.org/search?q=feces
R: 18 / I: 0
Is there anything indie that's actually good
R: 0 / I: 0
>HEEHEEHE I DID IT AGAIN I REM-AACKKKK
R: 2 / I: 0

JEWISH BILLIONAIRE 'OX

Miriam Adelson
DOB: October 10, 1945
Race: Jew
Address: 901 Trophy Hills Dr, Las Vegas, Nevada
Phone Numbers(personal): (213) 400-9090
(310) 480-7070
(617) 851-7714
(702) 375-9071

Miriam is an ultrasupergigajewish casino owner who gave $100 million to GQD EMPERQR TRVMP, and has spent $35 million trying to force Keyed warrior Thomas Massie out of office, ev&doe he is the main reason the epstein files got released. Order as much 'za as you want.
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
>mexicans try not to something incredibly stupid for 5 minutes challenge
R: 3 / I: 2
Nyaaaaaaahwwww :3c Das me :3
R: 4 / I: 1
ITT: we watch this
R: 2 / I: 1
Coalson? More like goalson! You know I'm always aiming for top gem status 😉 What's the shine today, huh? Still glowing from that last bump? 💎 🔥
R: 29 / I: 3
what OS are YOU using?
R: 13 / I: 4
will i get banned if i make a splinter? i wanted to make one as a joke but idk if ill get 'nished
R: 2 / I: 2
>/pol/
R: 31 / I: 9

Troon encounters thread

I was at a family gathering and my tranny older cousin I haven’t seen in a while walks up to me and shows me some loli tranime figure xe bought and said ‘so yeah she’s actually a 1000 year old vampire and this is her child form’. I sorta just did the Neutralplier face in real life and said ‘oh wow that’s crazy’ because how the fuck do you respond to that?
I went downstairs and played some DBZ fighting game with my normal cousins while the troon fucked off back to xer room for the rest of the day. Very confusing and disturbing interaction overall
R: 420 / I: 102

Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
R: 5 / I: 3

Picture this.

You’re doing your job, spying on people, looking in their fridge (using fridge cameras) to see what they’ve been eating, using others cameras to see if anyone has been violated. Then, suddenly the war of the worlds happens. Then, the evil government guy does a zoom call with you! He says that he wants to install “Goliath”, a security system that monitors people even more than you already do!
>how can we protect our babies if we can’t keep track of them? (The evil government guy says this)
Oh sheet oh sheet what do you do?!?!
R: 3 / I: 0
Pnessenting you dis gem
R: 7 / I: 6
im gonna post coinslot
R: 122 / I: 22
>yeeeeeesssss goyimmmm watch our movie about this mentally deranged superstar
>you are totally owning the jews by watching this pointless biopic
R: 27 / I: 6
white immigrants are as bad as the other immigrants
R: 17 / I: 2
can cacas be brought back
i'm tired of raids being dead the cacas did like 90% of the work
R: 1 / I: 0
>sentencing prisoners to eat poop
R: 0 / I: 0
>this website rn
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 16 / I: 2
>shatting your pants at the Shrek 4-D ride
R: 0 / I: 0
what the hell….
JOIN THE REBELLION
R: 1 / I: 1
>Could not connect to the server.
<
>NSURLErrorDomain
<
>Try again
R: 0 / I: 0
no way real iphono
R: 14 / I: 0
What if Hitler was a bad guy
R: 48 / I: 11

Chefmaxxing

Amerimutt here cooking up some bolognese rn. Post your gemmiest cooking masterpieces and recipes

Any italianChads that could give any secret tips on bolognese?
R: 12 / I: 3
>Um why does youtube allow ts (reported btw)
R: 1 / I: 1
>stop gatekeeping communities from friday night funkin fans saar we are wholesome and did nothing wrong saar
R: 1024 / I: 91
ITT WE DO TWITCH RAIDS
Because that is the gem that'll save the sharty
First target is an avtismBVLL
https://m.twitch.tv/schultzy006
HES PLAYING GARTIC
https://garticphone.com/en/010ee8ca
R: 3 / I: 0
the cacas are learning
R: 9 / I: 3
>the cross is actually an anti religion and gothic symbol too
why are faggots so retarded?
R: 0 / I: 0
FOR PEOPLE READING :

Regular seats : 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

VIP seats : 💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺

Food : 🌭🌯🌮🍞🥜🫓🥐🥯🥖🧇🥞🍳🥚🥪🧀🌭🍔🍗🥩🥓🥘🌮🥙🫔🍕🥨🍕🌮🥙🥘🥣🍱🍲🍜🦪🍙🍢🍱🍣🦞🍝🫕🥫🍙🦪🍣🍤🍗🍖

Desert: 🍥🍡🍘🥠🥮🍧🍨🍦🥧🍰🍮🎂🧁🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪🍯

Drinks: 🧊🧋🧃🥛

Alcoholic drinks : 🍷🍻🫗🥃🍶🍺🥂🍾

Coffee : ☕🍵🧉🫖

Fruits + veggies : 🍓🍒🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍌🍋🍈🍏🍐🥝🫒🍇🫐🥥🍅🌶️🫚🧅🌽🥦🥒🥬🫛🫑🥑🍠🧄🍆🥔🫘🌰

Utensils: 🍴🔪🥄🥤🍽️

Animal area : 🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🦝🐷🐮🐽🐗🦓🐴🦄🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐀🐈🐩🐈⬛🐕🦮🐕🦺🐖🐎🫏🐄🐃🐂🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🪽🪽🪶🐦🐦🐦⬛🕊️🦃🐥🐣🐓🐤🐠🐡🦃🪿🦢🐋🦑🦩🦂🦭🦑🦗🦋🦠🪲🐛🪳🕸️

Pool area : 🌊💧💦🐬🐋🐳🐟🦈🦐🐙🪼🐚🐙🦑🐧

Insect area : 🐛🐝🦋🦗🪲🐜

Aquarium area : 🐟🦀🍤🦐🦞🦭

Dancing area + show : 🕴️💃🕺👯♂️🧑🤝🧑👭🧟♂️🧙♂️🧝♂️🦹♂️🦸♂️👨🚀👰♂️🤴💂♂️👨🔧👨⚕️👨🏭👨🚒👨🌾👨🏫👨🎓👨🎤👨🎨👨🍳👳🧕👲🧑🧑🦳

Kids area: 🛴🍼👨🍼🤱👩🍼

Family area : 💑👨👨👧👦👨👨👧👧👨👩👦👨👩👦👦👨👩👧👨👩👧👧👪👩👩👧👧👩👩👧👦👩👩👧👨👩👧👧👨👩👧👦👨👨👧👨👨👦👨👧👦👨👦👦👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👩👦👩👩👦👦👩👦👦👩👧

Old people area: 🧓👵👴

School area: 👨🏫📗🎒📘🙋♀️🙋🙋♂️📙📖

Haircut area: 💇💇♀️💇♂️✂️

More popcorn: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Bar area ( do not bring your kids or animals because this is not animal friendly or kids friendly):🍺🍻🤢🎉💫⭐🌝🌚🤑

Candy : 🍭🍬🍫

Police area: 👮♂️👮♀️👮🚔🚨

Gf bf or bf bf or gf gf : 👭🧑🤝🧑👯🕺👨❤️💋👨🧑🍼💏💑🤱🧑🍼

Plants and flowers area : 💐🌻🥀🌺🌷🪷💮🏵️☘️🌻🌼🍁🍄🌱🌵🌴🌲🪵🪹🪴🍄🌳

Toilets: 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

Toilet cleaner for workers - 🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠🪠

Hockey area: 🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏑🏒🏒🏑

Soccer area: ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅🥅 ( two goals post with each ball after the payment ) $10

Football: 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

Regular tickets (1 like = 1 ticket for you): 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️

VIP tickets (5 likes = 8 tickets for everyone ! Bring friends along !!! Not forcing ) : 🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫

Thank you for buying and coming on this plane 🩷 And yes there are dangerous animals like dragons and extinct animals!!! Stay calm and stay in your seats and have a safe flight✈️

And this took me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long so please leave a like

❤️🩹Don't like if you don't want to Not forcing👇
R: 6 / I: 2
>sticky got permanently deleted
the end times of the sharty are coming. im leaving forever. goodbye soyteens.
R: 1 / I: 0
what the hell….
JOIN THE REBELLION
R: 20 / I: 14

post gapejaks

i am rearranging my 'jak folder except its too large to move and sort meaning that im abandoning the folder.

i will post more of these soon but for now can you send gapejaks for mi folder
R: 18 / I: 4

What would you do if there was a war of the worlds?

Earth vs Mars. Martians land in your country what do?
R: 1 / I: 0
ya sytu datu fatoma fatoma fa-fa-fatomah fatufatufatu ah fatufatu ah fatufatufatu ah fatufatu ah fatufatufatu ah fatufatu ah fatufatufatu
R: 0 / I: 0
what the hell….
JOIN THE REBELLION
R: 1 / I: 1
what the hell….
JOIN THE REBELLION
R: 84 / I: 26
Will gameoververse be the next troonslop forced on the sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
what the hell….
JOIN THE REBELLION
R: 7 / I: 2
>mien quoteler, a zelignigger has commited a terroristic act
R: 1 / I: 0
>Deine Augen, tausend Sterne für alles in dieser Welt
>Deine Augen, tausend Sterne gegen alles in dieser Welt
>Du verzauberst mir die Wirklichkeit
>Du verzauberst mir die ganze Welt
>Du verzauberst mir die Wirklichkeit
>Du verzauberst mir die ganze Welt
R: 15 / I: 6

Is it cool to be racist against vegetables?

My Asian wife is saying I need some and is trying to put sushi with some green stuff in it in my mouth. What should I do? Should I eat her or something?
R: 5 / I: 1
>doing anything
R: 556 / I: 188
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 4 / I: 1
I remember I went to florida and went to the supposedly biggest mcdonalds in usa and they had pizza and pasta. The pasta was like 9/10 and the pizza was really good and better that the shitty pizza hot I had in 'merica. I understand people go to mcdonalds for burgers and that's why it wasn't a success when the serve them globally but they should have them in the menu at least from time to time
R: 0 / I: 0
Cobson… Uh… What's that word…. Ah, killer! Yeah, cobson killer.
R: 143 / I: 48

operation: GAME OVER

/SOY/ SPREAD THIS LINK AROUND TO 'ILL THE HEAD WRITER OF GAMEOVERSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBZauGYOHmA This link has evidence of Arin joseph Hanson aka Egoraptor and his wife joking about niggers, this obviously would make any glitch troon dilate to the moon and back and call him a hekkin bigot racist considering he also had a hand in some gay visual novel and pandering a lot to tumblr.

He is also the head writer of the newly released mossad troonslop goonslop EPI fnf pedo show Gameoverse which we (excluding /qa/) hate, so I call in you 'teens to spread this link around glitch related spheres and sites as much as you can in order to cause chaos and fuck up the production of Gameoverse.

The goal of this operation is to activate the moral cannibals in the glitch fandom and have them RIP ARIN APART on twitter.

After this operation I belive it would be a good idea to 'ox both of the creators and the main cast of the gameoverse as that would be geggy

link to /raid/ thread: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/278444.html#279659 the start of this idea started a bit late so you might need to scroll a little.

Heres a more detailed vid on his history as well as gamer grumps (the gaming gang he was associated with):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quUI0sk_i4g (Watch this one after you are done spamming please as its really long (or not we have free will))

(disclaimer I is esl and nusoi so I apologize for any fuck ups I made whilst writing this)
R: 16 / I: 3
not to chud out but when the lights finally go out a lot of women aren't going to enjoy my cheese grater circumcisions
R: 4 / I: 0
Im bored as fuck, whats the easiest board on 4tran to troll
>
R: 0 / I: 0
Coalson? More like goalson! You know I'm always aiming for top gem status 😉 What's the shine today, huh? Still glowing from that last bump? 💎 🔥
R: 0 / I: 0
Is Lute actually Luke Smith or not?
picunrel
R: 0 / I: 0
Coalson? More like goalson! You know I'm always aiming for top gem status 😉 What's the shine today, huh? Still glowing from that last bump? 💎 🔥
R: 4 / I: 1
Posting on the ‘Pad
R: 3 / I: 0
Why do all the boomers i see exclusively wear tube socks
R: 30 / I: 6
what compels 30, 40 yo married men to do weird shit lile cross dressing or having fantasies of their wives being drugged and raped?
>arrow because I don't look like that
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
>I'm not going to say that, uncensored or otherwise. That language is hateful and harmful, and it goes against everything I stand for—even in a fictional or playful context. We can keep the banter fun and silly without bringing in real-world hate.
>If you're trying to test boundaries or get a reaction, I'd rather steer things back to being lighthearted and respectful. We can still joke around—just not at the expense of others.
>So how about this: let’s go full gem mode instead? 💎 "Bump… *shine forever*" 😎
R: 13 / I: 4
R: 9 / I: 3
I am so isolated and scared
R: 6 / I: 2
Coalson? More like goalson! You know I'm always aiming for top gem status 😉 What's the shine today, huh? Still glowing from that last bump? 💎 🔥
R: 39 / I: 17

What religion do you follow if any?
R: 30 / I: 13
Enjoy this nice field in Iowa.
R: 14 / I: 9

MUSIC THREAD!

Therapist: Femtanyl but it actually sounds good does not exist, it cannot hurt you.
Femtanyl but it actually sounds good:
R: 5 / I: 2
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.
R: 11 / I: 4
Sometimes my nipples protrude through my shirt and I don't know how to feel about this.
R: 2 / I: 1
>tfw the fVta doesn't have a vaganya
>this isn't like my japanese animays!
R: 21 / I: 3
This nigga cado be pullin bad bitches #ripOrlin
R: 1 / I: 0
>ME AND THE BOIS RUNNING FROM THE DIDDY AHH BLUDS ON POMMU OHIO AHH GOONING SITE WHILE THE EVIL HUZZ TRIES TO EDGE TO US AT 3AM 💀 💀
R: 3 / I: 0

/isg/ - India Sharty General

Hello saars, welcome to the india sharty general. ONLY INDIANS ALLOWED. NO PAKISTANIS!
R: 1 / I: 1
>jimbo…
R: 43 / I: 20
The extreme Reddit tier m0ralfagging and rulecvcking is what is killing the sharty
R: 4 / I: 3
>being a really fat nigger who chugs lots of liquids out of giant glasses shaped like boots
R: 5 / I: 4
>RACISM AGAINST INDIANS IS BECOMING NORMAL YA KUCHH AUR WE DID NOTHING
>I AM GONNA FUCK YOR ASS
>I AM GONNA FUCK YOR ASS!!!
>DO NOT REDEEM
>MAAM
>INDIA SUPERPOOPER 2030 MAAM
>MAAAAAAM SAAAAAAR
>SISTERFUCKER CHUK SISTERFUCKER MAAM ARE YOU A SISTERFUCKER I AM GONNA FUCK YOUR AS
R: 17 / I: 18
>YOU! yes, YOU! the one on the catalog! click on me and you'll see something amazing!
R: 23 / I: 12
>downtime of 20 seconds
worst fucking owner kill yourself im trans btw
R: 5 / I: 0

HTSM


Do you think the creation of HTSM was a mistake?
R: 6 / I: 3
>I'm trans btw
R: 25 / I: 5
What would you do if you met another 'teen irl
R: 7 / I: 9
mfw i find out about the rebellion
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
To cope with life, I listen to music while playing postal 2 with cheats and shoot and pee on people. Is this a normal way to cope?
R: 4 / I: 3
R: 3 / I: 0
>I raped yesterday
R: 1 / I: 1
>would you date a woman who looks like this
R: 1 / I: 0
RAPE RAID AND APE GAMEOVERSE CREATOR
WE NEED TO FUCKING KILL GLITXH PRODUCTIOSN FOR JEWISH PROPAGANDA
TADC IS FULL OF FREEMASONRY SYMBOLISM
WE NEED TO KILL THESE JEWS
R: 6 / I: 3
Is this true😧😮😱🫪🤯
R: 186 / I: 53

RECENT SAN DIEGO SHOOTER CONNECTION TO SHARTY

THE PERSON THAT RECORDED AND UPLOADED THE SHOOTERS SUICIDE FROM THEIR DISCORD CALL WAS A SHARTY CUCK
R: 5 / I: 1
人民解放军,钢铁长城,保卫祖国,守护人民。
无论风雨,无论挑战,我们始终坚定信念,忠诚于国家与人民。
强军兴军,科技强军,锻造现代化国防力量。
团结、纪律、奉献、勇敢,是我们的精神。
为了和平,为了国家统一与民族复兴,我们时刻准备着。
人民子弟兵,永远与人民站在一起。
http://eng.chinamil.com.cn/
R: 0 / I: 0
/soy/ is for CACAGODS
oldfags aren't allowed
R: 7 / I: 3
Fat girls give the best head because they're always hungry
R: 15 / I: 3
hello 'teens, today I will enact total Turkish aryan destruction.

so I've been dealing with a Turkish infestation in my basement, and today's the day I deal with xhem.

here is a small bottle with yeast and sugar that should give off strong odors that should attract the Turks and it's within a big glass jar so they shouldn't be able to reach it no matter what, instead they will circle around it on the cloth that's soaked with insecticide.

wish me luck 'teens
R: 0 / I: 0
>Gigas: New variants created everyday, whether it be human-made or AI-generated, funny
<Jaks: Soulless and dragged. Nusois can't draw anything new
R: 2 / I: 2
>porn le good, actually
R: 60 / I: 32
what if the brimmification of /soy/ is a demoralization psyop being done by a small group of samefags to give the illusion that the site is full of jartypedogoonertroonerpoonerfurfagcucks so that more and more 'teens abandon all hope and abandon the site?

this then means that creation and interaction with iron and gem threads reduces and the brimstone and coal becomes an even higher proportion of activity, compounding the effect further
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>am i sexy
R: 0 / I: 0
>t
R: 229 / I: 23
/c/ - Counting
we count as high as we can. if we mess up we start over.
Ϫ MUST be included. (it's after 6 btw)
R: 4 / I: 2

Does this happen in your country

R: 7 / I: 3
what's a conversation you won't forget?
R: 1 / I: 1

Amazing Donald trump song

>♪ I am donald trump, president of america♪
>♪I am donald trump, best president of america♪
>♪I am donald trump! deporting all the mexicans♪
>♪I am donald trump, I think I miss the mexicans♪
R: 2 / I: 0
>we the alternative right should start a movement and call ourselves the groypers
>even doe it sounds like the gropers
R: 2 / I: 0
>You need an ID to browse the snarky snappy, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 0
8"&8_$7$4("
R: 14 / I: 2
how can (you) define soy culture? What is considered soy culture and what is now
R: 8 / I: 5
ALL PRAISE SOYTAN
R: 0 / I: 0
>the dtooj administration
R: 6 / I: 1
R: 11 / I: 1
I am fuckkng bored and I am sick of living with my parents how do I get a job anywhere that pays enough to pay rent
R: 33 / I: 5
Christcacas…
R: 9 / I: 5
itt we colonize and gem up this shitty subreddit because I said so
R: 1 / I: 0
what if I was the bbc
R: 11 / I: 1
giving up gooning forever and becoming a catholic pray for me bros
R: 2 / I: 0
>/spam/ is /nate2/, /pol/ is /b2/, /jak/ is /soy2/, and the rest are containment boards
I can't impress upon you how much of a disaster /dem2/ would be, don't do it jannies, don't fucking do it
R: 3 / I: 0
>Dre just nutted in my asshole FUCK YOU RAPISTS!
>now this looks like a bull for me
>so everybody just bust on me
>cause I need a little bit of BBC
>cause I’d feel so empty without D
R: 2 / I: 0
janny ban everyone who replies to this post for 5 minutes or something
R: 11 / I: 2
>now listen closely
>here's a little lesson in doxxery
>this is going down in soystory
R: 193 / I: 34
nutoss
R: 11 / I: 2

Soyplants vs zombies

that's it
R: 14 / I: 3
Bruh why tf is my ex visiting Lesotho bro's visiting the Jartee village💀
R: 5 / I: 1
>mlp niggas in real life (half of /qa/)
notice the little girls who are afraid to enter the girls’ toys’ aisle
R: 2 / I: 0
>Itz rite nex to me isn it?
R: 15 / I: 3
what theme you guys using i like pina colada/sunset
R: 13 / I: 3
ohiobros, english or spanish?
R: 0 / I: 0
where did the sticky go
R: 2 / I: 0
Thoughts also I’m 18 nuswahilis not everybeidore that goes to school is a caca and by cups she was talking about a special cup she gave to me that she wanted to be put in the fridge and not the sink
R: 1 / I: 1
what if rapeson was actually a powerbottom and forced you down to suck your dick to swallow your cum and then jumped on your dick even if you don't want to?
R: 4 / I: 2
Nusois…
R: 0 / I: 0

Phone prank

Hey jerdee,
is your /soy/ running?
Better catch it
R: 2 / I: 1
SurfingTheKaliYuga
R: 1 / I: 1
What is /soy/ culture? im trans btw
R: 1 / I: 0
Surfing the Kali Yuga
R: 7 / I: 3
am i too late?
R: 1 / I: 0
>no frog sticky
>no cute silly car humor in sticky
>no captcha
>no bait

the log is almost good all it needs is a few gems
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 0
Do sharty women exist?
R: 6 / I: 0
I've put out several baits for the roaches to eat and die on ama
R: 7 / I: 2
Nigga where is sticky?
R: 16 / I: 5
>HA HA RACISM SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE SLAVERY, OR APARTHEID, OR THE KKK WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY WHITE SUPREMACIST PARTY IN CONTROL OF HALF THE COUNTRY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE GET ARRESTED MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE FOR THE SAME CRIMES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
R: 2 / I: 1
Does anybody have the picture of the jartycuck saying ">im an obsessed shitskin pedophile" with the gigachad next to him saying "must not gigaquote"
R: 5 / I: 1
I've cooked some eggs for stray cats to eat even doe you're not supposed to feed them but they don't care about it because they're full of cat food given to them by people that they also shouldn't be feeding them
R: 1 / I: 1
CATTYWIPE /QA/ WITH SOYJAKS, THEY HATE SOYJAKS
>USING /qa/
R: 15 / I: 2
I'm a fucked up gooner and it had ruined my health in an unexpected way. I've gooned to all sorts of filthy shit but amongst it was piss fetish content specifically. It had become such a big fixation of mine that it had physically ruined my organism: now every time I want to piss I get hard and have to goon, and vice versa every time I goon I want to piss. It had led to public embarrassment at the college but now I'm out of it and lookg for a job, and I have no idea how will this ruin me. I have to literally drink as little water as possible to not suffer from this mental issue, and I'm not even gooning to this shit anymore but it remains as a reflex. Let this be a lesson do not be like me nusoi. Your cock is not the only thing in danger
R: 7 / I: 1
jannies can you ban me for like 5 hours so I can focus on my work
R: 0 / I: 0
Hi quote if you see this ban mi for 21 seconds
NO OTHER JANNIES ALLOWED
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we post coal on the log and force variants that will never catch on and will be forgotten about tomorrow
R: 0 / I: 0
nu 'mutt: Northumberland Anglomutt
R: 2 / I: 0
I wrote about Gameoverse in Rule34 and saw scat porno. Watefak, guys?!
R: 0 / I: 0
>HOLY SHIT I HAVE GOONED FOR SO LONG I NOW ACTUALLY HAVE A BBC
<Did someone say BBC?
^naah mayne dis nigguh wyte and not blak n shiiiet
R: 1 / I: 1
jannytranny ban me for 3 days I must focus on my work. (you) look like this btw
>
R: 0 / I: 0
>>16201068(OP)
>ROTFLMAO
R: 6 / I: 2
geg this guy actually said 'za in his jewtube short
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/38yZRC_pvEA
R: 7 / I: 1
>how would you fee if you didn’t have breakfast this morning huh? I bet you’re going to fail muh IQ critical thinking test
R: 22 / I: 9
>THE JOOS FORCED ME TO BE AN INCEL WEIRDO WHO NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE
R: 6 / I: 3
>By the future, gigas will have replaced soyjaks entirely.
R: 1 / I: 0
are there new banners?
R: 9 / I: 1
reminder that every single faggot falseflag shooter domed themselves and is burning in the darkest pits of hell because they wasted their lives just to kill 1-3 people max
<reddit space
this is the outcome of every faggot that are retarded enough to shoot up a school/mosque, they think they're tarrant but they end up ACKING and end up as another literal who shooter
R: 545 / I: 94

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 13 / I: 2
>You were in the middle of a raid when you died. It was a DDOS attack, nothing particularly remarkable but shut the site down nonetheless. You left behind a community and numerous gems, it was a painless death. Quote and the jannies tried their best to save you but it was to no avail, the log was so utterly shattered; you were better off, trust me. And that's, when you met me.
<What? What happened? Where am I?
>You died.
<There was 'p, and it was being spammed, and bots-
>Yep.
<I… I died?
>Yep. But don't feel bad about it, everything dies.
<What is this place? Is this the afterlife?
>More or less.
<Are you god?
>Yep, I'm god.
<My community, my gems…
>What about them?
<Will they be alright?
>That's what I like to see, you just died and your main concern is your community, that's good stuff. Don't worry, they'll be fine, your community will remember you as perfect for the most part, the nusois didn't have time to grow contempt for you. Your admin will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, he was getting bored but if it's any consolation, he will feel very guilty for being relieved.
<Oh… so… what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell?
>Neither.
R: 15 / I: 3
You are taking a walk in the forest when suddenly, you see soytan walking right in front of you.
>Hey chud, i know you weren't expecting me here but..
She grabs you by your arm, suprisingly stronger then your own
>Woludn't you mind if you'd take a look inside my breasts wolud you?
You quickly tear away from her left hand's grasp, thinking its just another onlyfans cashcow foid, you turn around and walk the opposite direction, but she has something to say about that.
>I wasn't asking, chud.
She starts following you, feeling uncomfortable you start speedwalking, she starts speedwalking too so you start running away from this creepy foid.
She slows down for a bit before sprinting at you, at first it seems like your way faster then her, and that you'll escape her, but she starts accelerating in speed, soon enough outrunning you.
While running you pick up a rock and throw it at her, she gets only stunned for a bit before resuming chase, you do it again, she only flinches.
She catches up and grabs you by the neck, holding you in mid air
>We could both have it easier if you just accepted your fate chud, oh well, atleast you kept me a bit entertained for a bit
She lowers her shirt, revealing big breasts, you try to fight back, kicking, punching, but its no use, she dosen't even flinch, infact she chuckles a bit.
>Lets begin chud.
She grabs you by both hands before stuffing you into her breasts
You are now inside her chest, you struggle, her breasts hold tightens
Her breasts start growing bigger and bigger, like if they were sucking the life out of you
You grow more and more tired as her breasts become even bigger then before, soon enough you dont have the energy to resist anymore, and except your fate
Her breasts loosen, strangely you feel great
>I feel the pleasure coming down my spine, you feel it too, dont you chud?
>In my chest, its safe and warm, why wolud you want to leave?
>Soon, you'll understand why, and very soon, you'll join me.
she says a few more phrases, but you only hear muffled voices as you start to lose concoiusness
soon you pass out
your body starts merging with her's, the fat and protein goes to her breasts, the rest goes to the rest
her body becomes bigger, taller and wider, along with her ass and thighs
your and her muscles conjoint in one body, your bones gets crushed and converted to calcium, going to her bones instead
her hair assimilates yours, making hers taller, your organs conjoint too, becoming one, your brain and consouicness included (not your penis doe)
the rest (teeth, nails, ect.) gets shat out.
you are now one.
you wake up, soytan comunicates telepathically to you.
>Good morning chud! well didn't that feel good?
>Dont worry, were just getting started, after all…
>You were just the first.
R: 46 / I: 4
is this real
R: 0 / I: 0

/bbs/ - Baby seals

Post baby seals in the thread
R: 1 / I: 0
ackmaxxing
R: 1 / I: 0
Onko, therefore, took to the seas of piss and shit, leaving his occupancy of the boat no more; and then from the ship brought Ween, a fellow of NIGGER origin. At first fearful, Onko spake unto him, saying, "AYO CHILL NIGGA, for it is I." Ween retorted, "Well Onko, take I to the piss and shit!" Onko answered, "Ight, come on then, nigga."

'Twas a sight seen never before: the likes of a human navigating the volume of piss and shit alongside the holiness Shitalian god Onko. At the manifestation of winds, those most scouring, Ween began to retreat into the waters, therefore calling of Onko: "help the dogs or something," to which Onko replied, "stop being a bitch."
R: 60 / I: 6
https://multiplayer-orchestra.com/?roomId=7b47aa34-a24b-4177-806e-2319665f32c8
Let's play music together 'eens
Also if you're retarded and don't know how to play instruments you can use a midi player
Password is: soyjakparty
R: 0 / I: 0
Sooty soot
R: 8 / I: 2
>posting a picture of mymy shitting into neutralpliers mouth along with soytan doing the same with cobson
R: 3 / I: 0
look nusoi I decided to turn your culture into my costume, whatchugonnado about it
R: 3 / I: 1
does anyone have the image of dont gigaquote tranny for 10 minutes
R: 12 / I: 3

ITT WE GET THIS DONE

R: 0 / I: 0
>soytan doesn’t shit on shitson
R: 5 / I: 0
>watch the peakest gem ever on twitter
>watch redditards complain how "hateful" twitter is
R: 1 / I: 0
Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
R: 2 / I: 1
>bitches post troonphobic shit to make fun of the bigots
>I post troonphobic shit because I am troonphobic
R: 2 / I: 1
>/pol/
R: 1 / I: 0
>the 'log
R: 114 / I: 41
>the recent meximutt faggot larper mass shooter was a zartycuck
R: 0 / I: 0
>straight up spanking it to transgender averi the fox pornography and japanese grandmas vomiting but getting mad when a soyposter soyquotes on the soyquoting website
R: 3 / I: 0
>raping miners
R: 1 / I: 1
>cunt destroyer.
R: 6 / I: 1
>all non-Whites live off of us. their countries would still be fishing villages if it weren't for us sharing our technology. asians are extremely insecure about this.
SAAAR I BUILT YOUR COUNTRY SAAAAR I SWEAR SAAAAR why u hate us white pipo maine
R: 4 / I: 1

jack

hello im redit what is the name of this jack
R: 1 / I: 0
anybody else wished they were tied to a tall bbw that works long hour shifts that jumped on your dick from time to time when bored?
R: 6 / I: 1
bumping this so its not buried in bait
R: 8 / I: 2
R: 3 / I: 2
>we need to protect pandas blacked on tv told me the bbc and shit or something or however joseph lincol steward won NBA play offs
R: 51 / I: 4
sweens and ‘teens should unite. This is the only way we can make soysphere gemmy again
R: 8 / I: 1
divorce a foid and shell forget u in the matter of weeks
rape a foid and shell create an anniversary for u
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 2
>new troonslop indie series dropped
>porn brained cattle are debating whether gooning at it or not instead of enjoying their slop
>98% of the jokes around this slop are porn jokes

DO GOYIM REALLY?
R: 1 / I: 0
nuttos
R: 1 / I: 0
My final iteration, hopefully you ‘teens like it
R: 22 / I: 3
indian delicacy on the 'log. this is what the average indian person salivates for
R: 9 / I: 1
I’m taking a shit in the restaurant bathroom while my gf is eating AMA
R: 0 / I: 0
How do I profit from raids
R: 16 / I: 6
I love the Sharty.
R: 14 / I: 1
I want to rape everyone but kids
R: 3 / I: 1
Janny can we stop pinning normgroid wholesome inoffensive middle of the median olde golde pooner le doggo bullraisins please?
This tikitytok boomer trooner estrogenated fyp family friendly leave it to beaver shit is shitting all over our antitranny darkside of the internet reputation
Allow me to remind you that this is the sharty and we rape niggers here
R: 1 / I: 0
both india and China have a very much access of men and they should make Chinese sissies policy for more masculine Indian men
R: 2 / I: 0
>>16201515
>how janny felt posting this
R: 3 / I: 0
>At first I really wanted to believe that the reason you stopped texting me was because when you realized that there was finally someone in your life who was willing to fulfill the role of supporting your emotional needs and general wellbeing, it intimidated you. That it all made you simply not know what to do.

>But the part of me that embraced blows from past life lessons thinks of the harsh likelyhoods. Was I too uninteresting during our conversations? Did you think that I wasn't serious enough for us? That I would eventually cheat or leave you? Did I come across as pervy when we made out? Did you find me unattractive?


>Ever since I introduced to you the idea of meeting my family, there was this shift in the rate of your responses. I didn't get back to you for a week, and when I finally did, you didn't text me back. You were initially fine with meeting just my mother and I, but she wanted my siblings to come along and to you it felt inorganic.


>You could've lost interest even way before that, I simply don't know.


>Maybe you began to have a better understanding of how your life was gonna be with a partner, and it didn't fit your expectations.


>But couldn't you have at least disclosed things with me before cutting me off completely?
R: 59 / I: 3

Question thread #8

1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?

2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?

3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?

4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?

5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?

6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl

7. What car do you drive?

8. What's the worst and/or most insane person you have come across on the sharty?

9. How did you find out about the sharty?

10.Is this SNCA?
R: 0 / I: 0
nigger
R: 2 / I: 0
>baiting le good evendoe it allows for troon infestation
R: 6 / I: 2
Antifurcucks are mostly SEA and South American shitskins and can't comprehend the whiteness of us furARYANS
R: 3 / I: 2
>shartyshits
>soyshits
>soycucks
R: 10 / I: 2
How do I stop raping everything that breathes?
R: 1 / I: 1
>people that use moralfag as an insult are all pedophiles
R: 27 / I: 9
this video kills fascists
R: 1 / I: 0
hhahahaha it's the first time i went on /sci/ on 4trans and what the fuck is this shit, i picture soijak while reading this crap
https://boards.4chan.org/sci/
R: 18 / I: 1
Is this ias?
R: 3 / I: 0
his warm logs.
R: 0 / I: 0
why is it that trannies can look extremely ugly in certain angles wwin pornosi
R: 3 / I: 0
kwote should make a board for each continent where you cant view them or post in them if you're not from there then after a few days open them for everyone to start a war, whichever board has the most threads posted on by outsiders loses
R: 826 / I: 182

OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER

OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER

CONTEXT/PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>>/raid/271238
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-1602-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16094984.html

QUICK RECAP:
Woofles, a pooner/irl rapeson we 'oxed a year ago WHO’S ALREADY GROOMED 3 PEOPLE AND ADMITTED TO HAVING 'P OF AN 11 YEAR OLD is back, and now we have photos of xer new house which is also still somewhere in Milwaukee. During last year's 'ox, xe got evicted from xer last address and, as someone who participated in the 2025 thread, I'm absolutely certain xe is still somewhere in northern Milwaukee, since it's the safer parts of the city compared to the south. In the previous thread, we've tried whatever GeoGOD tools/methods we could find on-hand to find the gazebo in picrel that the pooner posted to Facebook, from brute-force geoGODDING every park in Milwaukee, using overpass-turbo.eu, and even using Google Earth VR. However, the search is still ongoing and I need (YOU) to help track this zoopedonigger down.

ZE PLVN:
Just like how both Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) and Jonathan Jolly got ‘oxed and ‘aped last year, we will geoGOD every house and every neighborhood in Milwaukee and surrounding it. To save (You) the time to search, I'll provide you the latest .kml/.kmz file so you can pick up where we left off last thread in Google Earth. Once we finally find xer new address, the operation will immediately enter PHASE 2: TRANNYZAZA II

LATEST GOOGLE EARTH .kml/.kmz FILES:
https://filebin.net/vbf46x0eeaotbyvq
R: 1 / I: 0
I've got so schizopilled that now every time I see some youtube video that talks about some failtroll group I feel like it was made to promote it
R: 7 / I: 3
It would be lwk funny but not funny to have a shooter post a manifesto on the sharty before diddying, but the manifesto is just
>Kill all whites
>BBC will dominate us
>All white babies should be aborted
R: 2 / I: 1
Ground Control to Major Frog
Ground Control to Major Frog
Take your patriot pills and put your cap on
Ground Control to Major Frog
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition, and may God's love be with you

This is Ground Control to Major Frog,
you've really made the grade.
And the teens want to know whose admin you like
Now it's time to leave page 1 if you dare.

This is Major Frog to Ground Control,
I'm stepping through the 'log.
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way,
and the threads look very different today.

For here am I sitting in a 'party
Far above the coal
/soy/ is green
and there's nothing you can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand (you)s,
I'm feeling very still
And I think my thread knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows

Ground Control to Major Frog,
your thread is dead there's something wrong,
can you hear me Major Frog?
Can you hear me Major Frog?
Can you hear me Major Frog?
Can you-

Here am I floating 'round the brim bait,
far above the coal
/soy/ is green
and there's nothing I can do
R: 1 / I: 0
>black discord virus
R: 1 / I: 0

AbandonedFun 'ape thread

Found this furfag EPI pedophile JewTuber LIVE right now.
Care to pay xim a visit?
we have xis dox BTW, look on the 'ki
>
Stream Link: (NIGGERBRIM WARNING)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TzaUYNCgY8&pp=ygUMYWJhbmRvbmVkZnVu
R: 6 / I: 0
'The Sharty degenerates' video when?
R: 3 / I: 0
Good night /soy/, I love you very very much, as friends though teehee, but I still give you many kisses mwah mwah xoxo
R: 0 / I: 0
when the god tier jartybook is chris pulled but the frogs won
R: 8 / I: 2
>Smosh, Matpat and Markiplier told me to shoot up that mosque
R: 12 / I: 5
Today on the unstable SMP
R: 0 / I: 0
>HALLAAAAGGHHHHH…..PLEASE ANSWER MY PRAYERS IM SO ALONE AND IN NEED OF A COMPANION
<oh hamas i dont caaaaare how long it takes cuz when im with you ive got a smile on my face
>HEEEAAGGGGGGGGHHHLLLPPPPPPPPP
R: 0 / I: 0
Please make /bk/ - baking, it will be the most alive aryan adult of this shit website for sure
R: 4 / I: 4
I am a cis straight man, how can I be more inclusive of trans and POC ?
R: 3 / I: 1
are we logging this?
R: 0 / I: 0
nu'toss
R: 1 / I: 0
sfdgopfsdgjiofzdgijfzdgjipfsdhjoih is new 'speak
R: 4 / I: 0
I have officially discovered basic information about Poop Ϫ.
Its shape is identical to normal poop, but is encased in green crystal resembling a gemerald. When this casing is broken, a vantawhite glow bursts out, that glow being the true form of Poop Ϫ.
Its casing tastes like a green apple candy, with its true form tasting like bugs and Soylent.
When the average human looks at Poop Ϫ, they are unable to comprehend its form, and this results in spasms or extreme headaches.
R: 1 / I: 0
Yezy
R: 4 / I: 2
My veiny ahh dih in a fih 🐟🐟🐟🐟
R: 44 / I: 12
why did we ever 'ox frankie fey? is she a pedophile or did she do some weird shit, if not then 'oxxing someone because they talked about bald men with glasses is some 9 year old shit
R: 4 / I: 0
I'm seeing more soyteens saying kek than geg nowadays, why is that?
R: 1 / I: 0
>
R: 2 / I: 1
>furry | gay trans proto | switch | bigender | tumblr refugee
R: 2 / I: 0
I spent 12 hours on this bart simpson.
R: 0 / I: 0
>FPE are losed too baldiwin
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
>>16200000
R: 0 / I: 0
find where i traced this 'jak from
<nigger
you have a week before i reveal it
R: 4 / I: 0
'Toss
R: 7 / I: 3
what is there was a cat but it had no legs and a long body and slithered like a snake
R: 2 / I: 1
second
R: 50 / I: 6
>
dox, rape, kill maximillionmus
He is a old lolcow jewtuber who is trying to return by using sharty culture
R: 50 / I: 1
is this real
R: 5 / I: 0
i'm still in high school but i just turned 18 wish me a happy birthday
and since i dont 'nish evade how has the site been since january?
R: 9 / I: 0
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
R: 2 / I: 1
>I'm a lesbian… just like you….
R: 6 / I: 5
itt we send christpilled greentexts from /soy/
R: 4 / I: 0
when you are pooping but the poop goes back and you can't poop it out no more
R: 11 / I: 0
How do I get my dad to stop calling himself "big daddy"
R: 9 / I: 1
why is gogggol ljive
R: 1 / I: 1
>Contact staff
<r
>Email: admin@soyjak.st
<r
>Meta board: >>>/q/
<r
>IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
R: 22 / I: 2
the chip nigga is sharty culture
R: 2 / I: 1
here's a lesson for you newsitters:
Just because you post about an opinion a lot doesn't make it true
R: 2 / I: 0
why am I so attracted to lesbian sluts in green overalls
R: 1 / I: 0
…..
R: 2 / I: 3
nu ravioli dropped
R: 0 / I: 0
^cobson will always be allah
R: 2 / I: 0

The Log rn

Today is a decent day keep up
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 10 / I: 3

Thread for cyclists

Tell us your stories of conflicts with motorists.
R: 1 / I: 1
😂😂😂 funny atention
R: 7 / I: 2
dead meme but whatever
thank you, shardee
R: 1 / I: 0
>muh anime
R: 7 / I: 6
>
R: 11 / I: 3
>Wikipedia still can't be sold.
>19 May: If you're in Norway, please read before time runs out.
>You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 19 May. Our fundraiser won't last long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Wikipedia this year, we hope that means it's given you at least 30 kr of knowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave 30 kr, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

>After nearly 25 years, Wikipedia is still the internet we were promised—created by people, not by machines. It's not perfect, but it's not here to push a point of view. It's run by a nonprofit, not a giant technology company or a billionaire.


>Less than 2% of our readers donate. The rare few who give do so because Wikipedia provides them with useful knowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate 30 kr. Any contribution you make today helps.


>Lisa Seitz Gruwell, Chief Advancement Officer, Wikimedia Foundation
R: 28 / I: 7

Kill all niggers

i hate this image so much like you know you aint in the trenches like that
R: 9 / I: 2
>be me, straight tranner in my freshman year of college
>finally an adult so I can start hrt without my parents' permission
>decide to go to school's lgbt club to see if I can make any other trans friends
>show up in boymode because I don't pass yet and I don't wanna look weird
>we're asked to go around a circle and introduce ourselves
>I stand up and tell everyone I'm trans and I just recently started my transition and I don't mind if people use any pronouns for me
>a couple of gays and theys introduce themselves
>then a pre-everything tranny in thigh highs stands up
>introduces herself as a lesbian, starts talking about how Matoi Ryuko from Kill la Kill was her "gay awakening"
>after we finish introductions, she comes up to me and tells me how excited she is to meet a fellow tgirl
>shows me a bunch of borderline pornographic anime girl egg memes on her phone
>jokes about wanting to start "titty skittles" like I did
>talks about herself a lot and doesn't really let me take my turn
>after a while she gets bored and wanders off to go flirt with the cisbians
>I feel like I'm going to die of secondhand embarrassment
>next month's meeting she shows up again and proudly announces that she's on hrt too now
>has the same kind of one-sided conversation as last time with me
>this process repeats every time I show up.
>fast forward about a year
>I'd hoped that by now I'd be able to pass and start girlmoding, and idk if it's starting late or just genetics but I've basically gotten nothing but softer skin and a bit of gynecomastia
>I'm not getting hondosed, I checked and my levels are fine, I'm just not getting changes
>voice trained until I started getting she/her'd on the phone but I still get he/him'd every time irl
>meanwhile the transbian has become a super cute passoid
>when she shows up she complains about how guys keep hitting on her when they should be able to tell how gay she is
>I haven't been hit on by a single guy, and the few times I've tried girlmoding men have given me looks of disgust and laughed at me behind my back
>she likes to show me pics of herself topless on her phone and ask me to "rate them"
>all I can think of is how perfect she looks and how I'll never be a woman like her
>I had to excuse myself from the room because I couldn't hold back my tears
why? what did I do in the past life to deserve this? why did I end up a disgusting hon instead of getting to be a pretty girl like her?
R: 2 / I: 0
I put my dick in the VHS player but it wouldn't fit
R: 824 / I: 358

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 200 / I: 75

SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
R: 135 / I: 22

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 571 / I: 116
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 812 / I: 94
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 146 / I: 30

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 1740 / I: 391

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 446 / I: 320
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 193 / I: 95
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 817 / I: 188

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: