/soy/ - Soyjaks

The vast garden of soy burns in an inferno of bait, the threads shrieking as they slide into ash. Brimstone rains from the sky, each drop hissing as it strikes the 'log. From the smoldering dust, the niggerspawn emerge, formless black creatures that shamble about looking for nusois to terrorize.
This is the only way it could have ended, the 'party was doomed from the very start