Maybe she wants to be a purr-fessor in English, dude, don’t quell her dreams of becoming a meow-ntain of knowledge.

God forbid a woman wants to improve her vocabulary.

Sounds like OP is at a loss for words.

Don't you mean ... Surrender?

She wants to know synonyms and antonyms, smart girl.

The felines yearn for the academia

I recommend buying a few nerf bullets my two tuxedo girls love them and fling them around haphazardly.

Your toys weren't educational enough. Please do better next time :):)

she yearns for knowledge

that's just pure spite and etc (reminds me of that one time where I found one of my books in the wrong room and underneath our cat tower, assuming one of our cats stole it for some reason idk)

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