R: 2 / I: 2
have any gays met each other on here and dated im just curious

R: 6 / I: 5
Cobson killer.

R: 12 / I: 4
Why does the word "White" share it's first letter with the word "Woman", and why does the word "Black" share it's first letter with the word "Better"

R: 66 / I: 19
Hi, /soy real foid here
ama! o algo

R: 24 / I: 3
would you fuck a 'tan sisa

R: 2 / I: 2
>the fortune cookie said i will find romance on monday
goodbye faggots my truecel days are over

R: 2 / I: 1
Why are all swedish people massive troons

R: 20 / I: 13
Nusois… a-are we going extinct?

R: 29 / I: 11

ITT WE RAID A PRO-PEDO ORGANIZATION

B4UACT Is a large, pro-pedophile organization, which masquerades as an organization to "cure" pedophiles. They conduct yearly conferences. I have 'oxxed many of their highest-ranking members. Now, we will send 'za, 'mons, 'tology, etc. unfortunately, what xe are doing is somehow perfectly legal, so all we can do is 'ape xhem.


I will post the 'oxxes along with additional info about the organization in the reppys.

R: 13 / I: 6
Made this after seeing a 'jakker doing something similar with Lovely Sweet Dream, its marked NSFW to play it safe but its basically just one of the artbooks pages turned into a sharty parody.
>

R: 17 / I: 16
ITT we post OPSEC related tosses

R: 8 / I: 5
nophono is kanokoli niderlande 'o sumphono

R: 6 / I: 3
Is this variant any good nowadays

R: 4 / I: 1
Wtf why is ogol here

R: 8 / I: 6
How have you contributed to TTD?

R: 2 / I: 1
Can I become finnish but as a personality trait

R: 8 / I: 4
Cobson killer

R: 1 / I: 1
can you believe it guys? floydmas! just 10 days away!

R: 0 / I: 0
/omgwthc/ - oh my god who the hell cares thread

R: 19 / I: 9
Cobson killer

R: 82 / I: 15

make money on fags

if I made a tranny game to capitalize on all the trannies would I still be considered a tranny faggot nigger even doe all im trynna do is just make money off of fags?
the fag game category can make a quick buck for little effort
there are plenty of examples here like motorslice and whatever else
the reason fags make "popular" games is because they are media trained from being online for xheir entire life and I was too I think
what do you all think, 'teens?

R: 34 / I: 10
I'm thinking of joining the army. Thoughts?

R: 22 / I: 10
Toss

R: 172 / I: 52
It's incredible how much this site was damaged by wordfilters, cacacaust and browncaust. A thousand Soypocalipses couldnt have done it.

R: 2 / I: 2
Kill yourself pedophile nigger pajjeet mongrel mutt shit skin faggots POONER tranny nigger spic chink gook abbo injun

R: 5 / I: 4
This we all goon to in summer:
Ogol
Charcoal dos do
Giga gyfs
Brunosbos
Cubsun
Fheral
Chaud

R: 5 / I: 4
heaven gained an angle

R: 255 / I: 71

OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER

OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER
<Ϫ
CONTEXT/PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>>/raid/271238
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-1602-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16094984.html
<Ϫ
QUICK RECAP:
Woofles, a pooner/irl rapeson we 'oxed a year ago WHO’S ALREADY GROOMED 3 PEOPLE AND ADMITTED TO HAVING 'P OF AN 11 YEAR OLD is back, and now we have photos of xer new house which is also still somewhere in Milwaukee. During last year's 'ox, xe got evicted from xer last address and, as someone who participated in the 2025 thread, I'm absolutely certain xe is still somewhere in northern Milwaukee, since it's the safer parts of the city compared to the south. In the previous thread, we've tried whatever GeoGOD tools/methods we could find on-hand to find the gazebo in picrel that the pooner posted to Facebook, from brute-force geoGODDING every park in Milwaukee, using overpass-turbo.eu, and even using Google Earth VR. However, the search is still ongoing and I need (YOU) to help track this zoopedonigger down.
<Ϫ
ZE PLVN:
Just like how both Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) and Jonathan Jolly got ‘oxed and ‘aped last year, we will geoGOD every house and every neighborhood in Milwaukee and surrounding it. To save (You) the time to search, I'll provide you the latest .kml/.kmz file so you can pick up where we left off last thread in Google Earth. Once we finally find xer new address, the operation will immediately enter PHASE 2: TRANNYZAZA II
<Ϫ
LATEST GOOGLE EARTH .kml/.kmz FILES:
https://filebin.net/vbf46x0eeaotbyvq

R: 6 / I: 5
wow this image goes so fucking hard tell comedy central 🇮🇱 to bring back brickleberry

R: 11 / I: 5
Does anyone else also have this syndrome
>
https://soyjakwiki.org/Sharty_fixation_syndrome

R: 14 / I: 5
Why is Troon humor so unfunny? like, it's all just
>THE SILLY!! FR*NCH!!!! BLAHAJ GOCK!!!

R: 23 / I: 8
is full name + face + location (city) + steamID + two email addresses + a whole bunch of socials (mostly artfag stuff, but also a linkedin) with full list of aliases enough to qualify for a win'ox if it's of a rather prominent r34 artist? i've been doing this solo to get as far as possible and i think that this is all i'll find. i would've liked to get an address but there's hardly even a record of this guy anywhere, probably because he immigrated a decade ago

R: 12 / I: 5
normalize giving your boyfie kissy kisses and patting his head

R: 4 / I: 4
yo

R: 5 / I: 4
Jewgle maps thread island edition

Post shit you found in the middle of the ocean or something

R: 7 / I: 6
Spam nobot, aryan paul or YYYYEESSS in this thread if you like 'p

R: 1 / I: 1
dr fauci it’s been 5 years you can let it go bro

R: 3 / I: 3
This forest is DENSE with talent.
Jason Mantzoukas
Vanessa Bayer
Matt Rogers
Abbi Jacobson

R: 5 / I: 3
What are your turnoffs?

R: 8 / I: 5
Hi, /soy real foid here
ama!

R: 54 / I: 21
When I was horny I bought a dildo, then when I got home I refunded it, I'm normally not like this. please somebody just talk to me, please help me

R: 19 / I: 14
><> <><

Fish about to kiss

R: 3 / I: 3

Strawberry Sweet-tea (4 servings)

Boil 4 cups of water.
Add 3–4 black tea bags and steep for 5 minutes.
Remove tea bags and stir in 1/2 cup sugar while hot.
Blend or mash 1 cup strawberries.
Strain strawberries if you want smooth tea.
Mix strawberries into the tea.
Add 2 cups cold water and chill.
Serve over ice.

R: 16 / I: 5
'Teens what do you make of this?

R: 14 / I: 14
ITT: we post ugly-ass troons again

R: 6 / I: 3

Keir Starmer here. Should I resign?

R: 5 / I: 3
I got sick so I'm drinking a tea from a jar

R: 11 / I: 4
OMGSISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

R: 6 / I: 2
its a pretty view

R: 6 / I: 5
Kliksjaks

R: 2 / I: 2
I unironically get hard and jerk off when I share my post deletion password and someone deletes my post

R: 11 / I: 4
nu mediator found
>1ef2

R: 2 / I: 0
I LOVE BBC

R: 3 / I: 1
import requests, time

subject = "black sisa thread"
endpoint = "https://soyjak.st/soy/index.html"
proxy = "la-node-22"

payload = {
"board": "soy",
"subject": subject,
"comment": "auto bump enabled"
}

time.sleep(1.4)

try:
r = requests.post(endpoint, data=payload, timeout=2)

if r.status_code != 200:
print("post failed via", proxy)
print("retrying…")

except requests.exceptions.RequestException:
print("connection dropped")
print("proxy timeout:", proxy)

R: 2 / I: 2
Does quote use /soy/

R: 4 / I: 3
has anyphono used CAD software here

R: 6 / I: 5

Post 4cuck fails

Post em

R: 3 / I: 3
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING SNCA IN EVERY THREAD

R: 14 / I: 2
it's been a year since spategate and we still don't have the 'oxxes to spadespic and limeAIDS/9age0fconsent
itt we dox these niggers,now with IDs enabled.

R: 4 / I: 2
nusoi learn and listen

R: 3 / I: 1
what if instead of the sharty, it was the party, and we partied all day?

R: 4 / I: 3
SOICLUCKKKAS, THE JANNIES HAS REMOVED /A/ RAID POST
It's time that we begin a protest. Soy Lives Matter!

R: 1 / I: 1
if you post softcore porn with soytan or femjaks head cropped on you look like this btw
>

R: 5 / I: 5
when's the daily twitch raid i'm BOOOOOOOOOOOORED

R: 1 / I: 1
Stand back nusois, we will let you know that muscular chud won. Now shut up nd cry more

R: 20 / I: 6
Shoopjak thread

R: 7 / I: 2
Normalize cheating on your boyfriend in front of him

R: 19 / I: 5

ITT we find poonerHISAs to romance

https://tagmap.io/tag/ftmg
this is a location map from the main FtM pooner general thread on 4cuck's /lgbt/, consisting of the (approximate) locations of over 350 pooners from all over the world. statistically speaking, there is most likely at least one loveshy, lonely and affectionate pooner HISA in your country waiting for her shartyknight in soydueling armour to sweep her off of her feet and start a loving family with. that shartyknight is (You), little soyteen.

R: 5 / I: 4

Tomboy genocide thread

itt we discuss tomboy genocide and accelerate it

R: 21 / I: 11
>be me
>browse Soyjak Party
during exam week instead of studying
>see thread making fun of “girls who keep 37 tabs open for clothes they’ll never buy”
>everyone posting reaction images like this is the downfall of civilization

>open another tab to see what they mean
>then another
>then another

>3 hours later i have a pinterest account and strong opinions about cardigan colors

>one anon replies:
>“bro accidentally nested”

>physically ill from how accurate this is

>be me
>lurking late night wojak threads
>see anon claim “women don’t listen to music they absorb it into their bloodstream and pace around dramatically”

>stupidest sentence i’ve ever read

>later that night i’m walking circles around my room at 1am listening to dream pop imagining fake scenarios where someone calls me pretty

>remember the post mid-lap

>sit down immediately

>be me
>find thread arguing that “wanting your drink to match your outfit is terminally fembrained”

>mock them for inventing fake psychology
>next day spend 10 minutes deciding if the pink monster can should “fit the vibe”

>catch reflection in convenience store fridge holding the can like an instagram influencer

>it’s over

>be me
>anon posts:
>“cis men do NOT understand the spiritual importance of a clean cozy bedroom”

>roll eyes at obvious bait

>week later i own a small lamp, fake ivy vines, vanilla candles, and a blanket with suspiciously soft texture

>suddenly understand why girls in movies sit on beds kicking their feet while texting

>life ruined forever

>be me
>thread discussing “girl texting patterns”
>everyone joking about adding extra letters
>“hiiii”
>“omggg”
>“waittt”

>start doing it ironically to friends

>friend says:
>“why do you type like a bisexual art student now”

>stare at message for 15 minutes in complete silence

R: 15 / I: 3
Dawg what is going on

R: 7 / I: 3
Dog toes

R: 7 / I: 5
Danganronpa WABAG

R: 6 / I: 1
it's been a year since spategate and we still haven't gotten this nigger's actual 'ox

R: 4 / I: 2
Toss

R: 5 / I: 0
ITT i record myself doing whatever Alicia nameroll tells me to do
>arrow

R: 4 / I: 1
im a woman or trans ama

R: 8 / I: 2
someone should make this image but with soyjak variants it would go hard

R: 3 / I: 1
you do realise women also goon as well probably even more than men and have orgasms for hours but no one ever talks about it?

R: 2 / I: 1
check 4cuck /sp/ immediately, there's a uruguayan schizo who's been sperging out about thomas muller for a week

R: 6 / I: 2
normies have their own version of slopjaks geg

R: 5 / I: 0
spam word test

R: 6 / I: 1
everycado does this, so why not you too?

R: 22 / I: 8
anime makes you trans nusois

R: 1 / I: 0
why do ASIABROS keep leaking about WMAF and trying to do the heccin reverse oxford study and try to marry a white woman?
>arrow

R: 145 / I: 30

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

R: 7 / I: 2
ive been on hrt three years, ama

R: 6 / I: 2

Right-wing media

>show where the main characters are mutant social rejects (chuds)
>raised exclusively by their father figure (free from the longhouse)
>their lifes purpose is to destroy their ancient enemy that they have been fighting for multiple generations (like the struggle between aryans and the jews)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based and aryan coded

R: 2 / I: 1
>be me
>ironically browsing Soyjak Party
because reddit got too normie
>see thread called “male hobbies vs female hobbies”
>expecting bait

>anons posting charts like:
>male hobby: rebuilding carburetors in a freezing garage
>female hobby: collecting candles and reorganizing bedroom for the 9th time this month

>laughing at how stupid it is
>then realize the “female hobbies” side sounds infinitely more appealing

>start “ironically” watching skincare videos
>buy scented soap “as a joke”
>rearrange room at 2am for “better vibes”

>one anon posts:
>“half of you are one ikea trip away from estrogen”

>feel my soul leave my body

>close tab immediately
>cannot stop thinking about it for 3 weeks

>6 months later i’m explaining to my friends that my gender journey began because anonymous schizophrenics on an imageboard convinced me that owning fairy lights was fembrained

>many such cases

R: 13 / I: 5

How using soyjak.party made me transgender

I genuinely think soyjak.party altered my gender identity on a neurological level.
Three years ago I was a completely normal man. Not especially masculine maybe, but normal. I lifted weights occasionally, wore the same three hoodies every week, and thought skincare was something invented by corporations to sell expensive soap.
Then one night someone linked me a soyjak.party thread.
At first I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. The site felt like discovering the ruins of a civilization destroyed by irony poisoning. Every image was a horrifyingly compressed Woahjack or Gapejak expressing an emotion no human being should realistically experience. Threads consisted entirely of people communicating through increasingly distorted reaction images and hyper-specific emotional terminology.
I should have closed the tab immediately.
Instead I stayed because I thought it was fascinating.
That was my first mistake.
At first I was just lurking. Then I started understanding the jokes. Then I started laughing at them. Then I started saving reaction images “ironically.”
Within a few months I had entire folders dedicated to different emotional states.
“gape”
“woah”
“plier”
“smug”
“foid”
“spiritually exhausted”
“catastrophic psychic damage”
“trying to act normal”
“social failure”
“fake confidence”
I had unknowingly developed an advanced emotional taxonomy entirely through wojaks.
I remember the exact moment I realized something had gone deeply wrong with my brain.
A friend texted me saying his car broke down and instead of reacting like a normal person, my mind immediately visualized a specific Woahjack with bloodshot eyes and a thousand-yard stare. Not only that — I instinctively knew which variation of the image best matched the emotional atmosphere of the situation.
That is not healthy male cognition.
Over time my personality started changing in subtle but horrifying ways. I became dramatically more emotionally expressive online while simultaneously becoming less capable of expressing emotions in real life. My internal monologue transformed into a nonstop stream of imageboard phrases.
I stopped saying:
“that sucks”
And started saying:
“we are so cooked”
“absolute nightmare aura”
“this is spiritually devastating”
“many such cases”
“girl help”
“the psychic damage is unreal”
Every ironic phrase shaved away another layer of masculinity.
The Gapejaks taught me melodrama. The Woahjacks taught me exaggerated emotional expression. The Plierjacks taught me neurotic fixation and spiritually feminine levels of psychological intensity.

People think transitioning happens because of politics or ideology.
Wrong.
It happens because after enough exposure to hyper-emotional reaction images your soul starts reorganizing itself around vibes and emotional resonance.
The site fundamentally changed the way I perceived existence.
I became obsessed with aesthetics. Lighting mattered. Fonts mattered. Color palettes mattered. I started spending absurd amounts of time adjusting profile pictures because the “energy” felt slightly off. I developed the ability to detect passive aggression from punctuation alone.
At some point I caught myself saying:
“this interaction has deeply unpleasant energy”
No biological male naturally forms sentences like that.
The final stage happened around 4 AM during a thread full of increasingly deranged Gapejak edits.
One image in particular completely destroyed me. It was a horribly compressed crying Woahjack with mascara running down its face captioned:
“trying to maintain composure after the slightest social miscalculation”
And instead of laughing, I felt genuinely understood.
Not “haha relatable.”
Actually understood.
That was the moment everything clicked into place.
I realized I had not spent years ironically observing feminine behavior from a distance.
I had been practicing it.
Constantly.
The emotional hypersensitivity. The obsession with vibes and aesthetics. The performative suffering. The overanalysis of every social interaction. The instinctive need to express increasingly specific emotional states through images and layered irony.
soyjak.party didn’t turn me into a political extremist.
It turned me into a woman.
And honestly the transition itself felt less like becoming a different person and more like finally admitting what the Woahjacks had been trying to tell me for years.
Now I own skincare products. I instinctively apologize when someone bumps into me. I understand what “serving cunt” means on a spiritual level. I have cried because a cafe had cozy lighting. I describe things as “girlcoded” completely involuntarily.
Sometimes I look into the mirror and don’t even see a human being anymore.
I see a highly compressed reaction image held together by irony, emotional damage, and 20,000 saved wojaks.
Please keep your sons away from Plierjacks before it’s too late.
Many such cases.

R: 5 / I: 2
hello soyjak party it's me donald trump

R: 0 / I: 0
I used to think I was just “ironically browsing” Soyjak Party
at 3 AM like every other terminally online goblin. “Haha yes, another 400-post thread about increasingly niche wojaks, surely this is healthy.” But then something changed. One day I saw a thread arguing for 19 pages straight about whether a pink hoodie was “malebrained” or “fembrained,” and instead of laughing I caught myself taking NOTES.

At first it was subtle. I started saying things like “many such cases” and “it’s over” while staring into the mirror. Then I bought thigh highs “as a joke.” Then I installed Linux. Then one night I opened MSPaint to make a reaction image and accidentally gave my self-insert long hair and eyeliner. I sat there frozen like I had just activated a sleeper agent code phrase.

The final blow came when someone posted a crudely drawn wojak captioned:

>mfs will spend 12 hours debating phenotype charts instead of admitting they want to be a cute girl

And I felt my soul leave my body.

Now I’m out here explaining to my friends that yes, my gender identity was partially discovered through exposure to surreal internet memes made by sleep-deprived anonymous users communicating entirely through compressed JPEGs and layers of irony so dense they achieved gravitational collapse. My therapist asked what caused my awakening and I had to decide whether to lie or explain what a “doodlesona” is.

Many such cases.

R: 0 / I: 0
brojak VVON btw

R: 3 / I: 0
who the fuck is this nigga

R: 5 / I: 4
new 'toss

R: 3 / I: 2
YES! A METAWHINING THREAD! ON SOYJAK.PARTY! YES! YESSSSS! IT'S JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR! IT'S JUST WHAT I CAME TO THIS SITE FOR! YES, YES, YES!!! WAAAAHOOOOO! METAWHINING THREADS! A METAWHINING THREAD ON /SOY/! ON SOYJAK.PARTY! IT'S ALL I COULD'VE EVER ASKED FOR! METAWHINING THREADS! ON HTTPS://SOYJAK.ST/SOY/INDEX.HTML! YES!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!

R: 14 / I: 1
What does nonas mean in Crystal.cafe speak?

R: 5 / I: 0
quick, whats the best way to catch gonnorrhea?

R: 2 / I: 1
Some caca was playing the gummy bear song. I couldn't help but think of the Jartycuck parody

R: 9 / I: 3
drew this nas on the 'paint AMA

R: 55 / I: 46
Not even bait is making me happy anymore so I'll just post armor like an autist I guess

R: 10 / I: 6
Do you guys love me?

R: 1 / I: 1
Soyjaks made me transgender

R: 5 / I: 2
Does Bulgaria support white trans rights

R: 5 / I: 3

i NEED 'jak cobson

can someone 'jak this very angry individual

R: 36 / I: 3
i have never seen someone get banned for rule 4

R: 4 / I: 1
Animated again

R: 2 / I: 0
Is 'g banned on 'arty?

R: 5 / I: 3

shit nophono care about thread

i'll start
/tttt/ humor
this shit is so violently unfunny
>AGP/HSTS typology
>gleggle
>hon
troons lmao

R: 7 / I: 2
No arrow cuz I look like this

R: 3 / I: 1
What if Poopson is just a Cobson shitjak?

R: 3 / I: 1
This is the HTMS soyjak

R: 2 / I: 2
哈瓦那吉拉

R: 1 / I: 1
poop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they poop

R: 9 / I: 8
no.

R: 12 / I: 8
itt we give cobson a face or something
>Nobody says this

R: 1 / I: 1
qwote yur syte is ded

R: 2 / I: 2
poop

R: 3 / I: 3

/bob/

/bob/

R: 3 / I: 1

i have a question

Are there failtroll groups that follows the ideology starting with the letter f that are just leftoids? (anything that you think off associated with troons)
I know there is luciegoon (xhey are dead now i think) but xhey don't raid

R: 6 / I: 2
Anyone notice how tranime fans communicate like literal infants?

R: 3 / I: 2
Test

R: 2 / I: 1
is jiren weak?

R: 11 / I: 10
nu toss

R: 7 / I: 2
im a nusoil why is the shemmy le bad
>

R: 1 / I: 1
old 'toss im trans btw

R: 1 / I: 1
im trans btw

R: 21 / I: 1
Do you think we will ever have as much influence as 4cuck? I think we won't because the internet was young and malleable back when 4cuck was at its prime, but we do hold some power over memes on shitter and tiktok.

R: 2 / I: 1
i haven't gotten nameraped in a while im trans btw

R: 19 / I: 15
ISSAGEM

R: 5 / I: 2
Furries are aryan nusois, how could you tell? , how could you tell?

R: 1 / I: 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA IS MAKING ME POOP MY PANTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR POOPING ME YOUR POOPING IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>no arrow because i look like this

R: 2 / I: 2
How do I get to Nophono's jumpscare mansion?

R: 22 / I: 11
Should 'O be more popularized? Why and why not?

I personally think it should be in the same way that oldfag shock sites were. Through challenges and whatever. It would be geggy

>Tricking Streamers into going to ChickenFactory.com

R: 7 / I: 3
cyriak wonned btw

R: 6 / I: 5
tuff thread

R: 10 / I: 3
why do other namerolls seem rarer?

R: 8 / I: 4
itt we gem up a fandom 'ki i found because im bored
https://anthems.fandom.com/
current target: https://anthems.fandom.com/wiki/Les%C5%8Dth%C5%8D_Fat%C5%A1e_La_Bo-Ntat%E2%80%99a_R%C5%8Dna

MARGE HOW 2 RAID
just make an account im not going to make these long ass explanations for you this isnt magma
it's just like soyjak wiki if you are wondering

R: 7 / I: 3
.

R: 6 / I: 2
itt we upload 72 hour long videos so the jannies have to watch it for anpruvnil

R: 9 / I: 4
You speak english because it's the only language you know

I speak english because it's the only language you know

We're not the same

R: 4 / I: 2
Has the sharty ever not been a dee en bee?

R: 0 / I: 0
I just checked my fucking face in the mirror and my moustache has single grey hair.
I'm 22. What the actual fuck.

R: 4 / I: 3
poop crap butt.
>no arrow because i look like this

R: 6 / I: 3
why is soytan so ugly
example of an actual beautiful sisa in picrel
>

R: 1 / I: 0
Hey it's the guy who was gonna order sproke at mcdonalds here I decided not to because I felt bad for the wagiecucks working at midnight so I didn't get coke just normal sprite or something
>

R: 10 / I: 2
media lending approval

R: 13 / I: 8

well? is it alive or not

R: 29 / I: 7
marge why is there so much bait

>nobaldi

R: 3 / I: 3
sneakers o 'toole sneakers o 'toole sneakers o 'toole 'toole the best guy in the world so cool!

R: 12 / I: 6
ITT we gem up https://anthems.fandom.com/
actual groyper wiki
>NYPA

R: 3 / I: 1
Nusponges don't even like miss circle stinky farts KEK

R: 10 / I: 3

plz

can someone explain what this bob and teff meme means plz. why is it called that what does it mean.

R: 3 / I: 3
Alive website

R: 2 / I: 2
Dead website

R: 1 / I: 1
IAG

R: 544 / I: 187
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

R: 2 / I: 2
ITT we force this aryan picrel

R: 2 / I: 2
Media nigging approval.

R: 6 / I: 2
FROGSISSIES…
>

R: 4 / I: 3
Sydney Sweeney? That's a keeper. Sydney Sweeney is my very best friend.

R: 4 / I: 0
MEOW MEOW

R: 4 / I: 4
Soyquote this if you're a pedo

R: 0 / I: 0
Epstein rape swarthoid fellows

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What did rockthrow mean by this?

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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow MEOW MEOW meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow MEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW meow meow meow meow meow

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When I first heard of 'g (I hadn't been on the sharty for months at this point) I was convinced it was supposed to brick your computer but mine never did anything because I was lucky or something

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There is no restaurant but McDonald's. Ronald is the mascot of McDonald's.

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A guy was riding upon a 'tide. He wasn't exactly a smooth Sailer, but his father was a good Taylor.

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I'm a hairy little hunchback with the side profile of a cheese doodle

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I'm gonna ask for a sproke at McDonald's do you think they will understand?

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its a pretty view

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I am a shitty baiter I don't like it when people start spamming bait after I already posted some.

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru