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/fit/ - Fitness and Health #2

How does /soy/ stay fit and aryan?

Been on and off bulking, and doing cardio, I need to be more consistent with the former.

Previous thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0506-1618-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16064062.html
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OMGSISA
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>Hey Nate wanna summon de fuggen jerdee?
<Yeah sure why not
>Jerdee jerdee r u dere?
>Jarty jarty are you there?
^*chimp noises*
>OYYYYYYYYYYYY
<OYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK
^*starts chasing after Nate and Hunky*
>AAAAHHHH WHAT DE FUG MAYNE
<AAGGGHH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME HELLSPAWN!!!
>NATE GET DE FUGGEN DEODORANT AND SPRAY IT ON THE FUGGEN JERDEE
<OKAY
>*Nate rushes to the bathroom, grabs a bottle of deodorant and sprays on the Jartycuck*
^*chimp noises*
>Oh my gawd mayne the fuggen jerdees gone
<Phew…
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>Chocolate Rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain
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What 'jak should he be?
>arrow because I'm not a dirty theif
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BABA JAQUOIS WABAG
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jewish toss
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ITT we make a story,I'll start
Once
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>following the new soyjak+ polices, you can't post any IAS media on the following boards unless you buy the monthly soyjak+ membership bundle. Click here for more info.
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>You see, my troonslop is not like your usual pedocoded girly anime that the queer folks love and consume
>why? well, because I make memes that are… le racist!!!!
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ITT we watch

we watch another Zaret gem
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is this site aryan
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gigas
gigas are pedos
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Is this ias?
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>lusting after anthropomorphic furry men
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Part 2 Family Guy Commercials Ads Funny Adult Animation Comedy Cartoon Dark Twisted Humor
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>Chiptune
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ancient toss
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We ought to raid /bant/ for being coal
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How does this make you feel?
>yea
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OPERATION: SATAN'S CIRCUS

We killed the 'clown but not the circus. There's a whole rabbithole of goonclown-esque degenerates on xitter that MVST be taken down immediately.

These niggers make demonic hyperstimulating EPI goonslop in order to further infect the minds of gooners and innocent children, turning them into drooling, brainless husks getting off to more and more bizarre and taboo stimuli - this inevitably leads to actual irl 'p (which is exactly what happened to the 'clown). Among many other things (basically anything as long as it's taboo), here is a list of that these niggers fetishize

>EPIing children with cringe 'bl0x/minecraft porn

>autism
>corruption/mindbreak
>diapers, scat, farts
>bright colours and other hyperstimulating visuals
>pedophilia
>zoophilia
>intoxication with poppers (literal satan juice, never do dis) and nigger weed
>becoming a retarded ipad kid
>age regression
>trooning out
>BNWO
>depression
>ML'P

WARNING - THIS MATERIAL IS ACTUALLY DEMONIC IN ALL SENSES OF THE WORD. YOU VVILL NQT EXPOSE YOURSELF TO IT FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME AS IT WILL CORRUPT YOUR SOUL

REMEMBER THAT HYPNOSIS ISN'T A MEME - NEVER LISTEN TO ANY OF THIS STUFF WITH TWO HEADPHONES IN SINCE IT CONTAINS BINAURAL BEATS AND IS LACED WITH KABBALISTIC JEWISH MIND CONTROL MAGIC

We need to 'ox these niggers before they can claim more souls. Here are some starting points:

https://xcancel.com/mellyXedits/status/2042623238086197369#m (this video is actually poopson btw)
https://xcancel.com/iPadBabyCwinge/status/1961473295192121792#m (this nigger makes barney age regression and diaper shitting hypno)
https://xcancel.com/BabaBaba1738958 (a common theme in this brimstone is fetishizing autism and stimming)
https://xcancel.com/sloppydrooly
https://xcancel.com/ASPIE_BRAT
https://xcancel.com/Gin0599
https://xcancel.com/G00NP1G
https://xcancel.com/Fr3akpup
https://xcancel.com/huffmamasfarts
https://xcancel.com/Littlersparkles/status/2053423188189581320#m (openly admitting to 'rooming)
https://xcancel.com/goontohotporn

It should come as no surprise that like 90% of these niggers are trans btw if that matters
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i genuinely hates christcucks moralfagging about
>NEVER GOON SAAR
>MARRIAGE SAAR
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New gemmy template 4 U ✨️
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🛸UFOs, UAP, Aliens👽, Cat-girls?🐱
As President Trump wrote: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
Norm is in the secret files.
FULL DISCLOSURE
Coming soon…
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>a nothingburger? i would prefer an everythingburger or something
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fuck niggers
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No arrow cuz i look like ts
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What is a soyjak gem account?
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Why do these three boards hate each other despite being the same
>
<
^
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▶️Le heckin uhhh minority rights o algo
There’s an arrow so do I look like this and I’m saying this?
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I have just discovered an entirely new part of xitter,
there's a giant community of indian supremacists using 'jaks to hate on white people and non indian brown people.
I am gegging my ass off.
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I like this song
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Soyjaks are sharty culture
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awejak

it's 3 AM so can someone finish this page on the 'ki for me, thanks

https://soyjakwiki.org/Awejak
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what if hitler was a bad guy
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how do we bait more christBROS outside of the ‘sphere?
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I used one of those starship robots to order my food and then I got to know that someone ran over the robot that was bringing my food and now the company refuses to give me my refund.
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We Indians are Aryan, sir.
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Retarded Archive.today hasn’t been working for me lately
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>mayne stop posting quotes n shieet
>mayne dis nuvariant is dust becuz it's new and change makes muh clitty leak
>mayne dis iz muh gooning site stop dem raids n shieet
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>Spoofing your browser to post on soyjak.st
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Is Krita good for anything at all
>
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This hijab wearing woman on the train is playing third world tiktoks out loud without headphones on should I behead her
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>I am so lonely
>All the other soyjaks are scared of me
>Noone replies to me
>Noone wants to bump my posts
>They think I am retarded
>They send me from thread to thread posting brimstone in their name
>And as I get better at it
>They fear me more and more
>I am a victim of my own autism
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>Using your hacker skillz to ban evade on soyshit.faggy
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am I the only one who felt bad for him mainly after he was in nebraska and had a change of heart when he watched the grinchy poo
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indians should bully all tiny white pecker cuckold sissy timmy pedos off the internet 💯‼️🗣️
>
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im tired of pretending things like femboys cant be compatible with right wing ideology and makes you a HECCIN BRANOON, the thing holding back these things from being acceptable to the right is christcucks leaking all over the place about their book, liking asian femboys CAN be aryan, christcucks
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>BAN EVASION TOOL SUCCESS: You may now post on soyjak.st
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>she zinged with a BBC
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tossy
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You sound like a seething kike
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White people love bbc
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I'm new to this site

Hi Guys! I decided to try out the "imageboard" thing, I initially decided to stick to 4chan… before I got flashed by borderline cp, now I got recommended this site, tell me what's this "soy jack" thing all about?
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obsessed chainsaw
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>shmups
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dont run
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itt post cobson killers from r/raiwojaks

>oh yeah new cobson killer bro i swear new cobson killer
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Blockraider 2012 WABAG
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new 'toss

>first panel, rightmost sauce splatter
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sharty in 2026
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[something retarded]
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What if a certain someone had a you-know-what?
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is it gay or bisexual go be just friends with a woman
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i have two photos of an ex friends penis that i found online. i scroll by it every so often when looking for a photo does that mean his soul is tainted forever now
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OMG HE'S BACK
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Does anybody test their 4cuck bait here before posting it on 4cuck for top gegs?
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>UNIT 731 AND NANKING DEFINITELY HAPPENED OKAY???????
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Itt we post rapeson
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Itt we post tomboys
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Half of this board needs to be moved to /pol/. No one cares about 'jaks anymore this is just 4cuck now
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Tit-face.

I had to look this one up.
It's a real affliction.
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Are you pretty fly for a white guy?
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killing every american and jew to save the planet
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only Froot can stop Quote from killing the sharty, we must call xim out of retirement
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>Having to put "i'm a pedo" at the end of your quotes to scare away the giggers
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Hey, you! Why do you care what niggers think?
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>the old norm ain't the same as the new norm
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just went to great yarmouth they said they supported restore britain
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wordswordswords thread

One thing I really hate about leftists is how theyre incapable of expressing themselves without saying it in the format of some unfunny 'cord meme
<blogpost space
What I mean by this is, for example, instead of saying
>youre lying
they'd say
>me when i lie
or
>me when i spread misinformation on the internet
instead of
>youre [x]
it's
>me when im in an [x] competition when [y] shows up
>bro is [x] 😭😭🥀
instead of
>this [x] is similar to [y]
they say
>"[y]" ahh "[x]"
etc. etc.
I hope you know what I'm referring to
<blogpost space
It's somewhat tolerable when it's on a meme video or in an otherwise casual setting but what really makes my clitty leak is when they use these kinds of speech constructs in a serious conversation.
It's not funny in the slightest and just makes you look like a retard who, from too much scrolling, has lost the ability to express themselves without making 50 different groomcord meme references
Just talk normally
^erm actually chuddie you're doing exactly what you just described by using terms as "clitty leak", "'cord", using arrows
True, but it's because it's da heckin shardee culture or something
Atleast it's not excessive and doesn't obfuscate the core message too much. And I obviously don't talk like this outside of the sharty
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What actually is the main political ideology of the soysphere?
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Ban giggers, they ruin all discussion and soyquotes
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Like it or not, this is more IAS than Cobson
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No arrow cuz i look like ts
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I think Japan is over rated and instead of soying over a literal who gook country with the highest suicide rate worldwide, we should focus more on fixing our countries and our birth rates since that is being impossible to do due to our faggot politicians and the horde of billions of wholesome brownerino 3rd worlders entering our beautiful nations like if borders doesn't exist
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Me after seeing 'b
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Maybe the reason why (You) don't have a gf is because you're gay/transgender?
KEK
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I may be racist but there are some white people who are as dumb as average nigger and there are pretty smart niggers
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MUH FOIDS
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FUCK SOMEONE POSTED 'B AND THEN DELETED IT MY FUCKING EYES FUCK IM NEVER GOING TO BE THE SAME FUCJ award
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>contrarianism
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So you guys want 'b? :3
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i dont think a single fully white european far right individual hates Japan
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DO NOT LOOK FOR REAL 'B

I did some digging through internet archival sites and managed to find the 'B video poster here and now i regret it

That video is unspeakable horror. No description or supposed "'b" that people post here matches. I have trouble breathing, constant anxiety and been awake all night after seeing this. The fake 'b you see posted might be fine but please take this as a warning to not find the real 'b
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this is me btw
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are there any fully white people that arent boomers or pro china leftists that actually hate japan?
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>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
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anyone else genuinely a retarded nigger?
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Testing to see if I successfully ban evaded
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We should whine endlessly until mods finally make homosexuality a permabannable offense
>
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>current owner likes south park
>wonder showzen banner
>a drawn together namefag was on the posting site a few years ago
>spongebob being used in bbc memes


why don't we just get bought out by paramount
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MARGE why did michael kovach star in this
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🇺🇲 USA Election RPG 🇺🇸

In a move that baffles both the Department of Justice and the national press, you hold a press conference to address the "militia controversy." With a straight face, you tell the gathered reporters that the entire operation the guns, the separatism, the sudden tension was nothing more than a massive, elaborate "Fallout reference." You claim you were simply performing a piece of high concept political performance art inspired by the post apocalyptic video game franchise.

The reaction is pure chaos. Half of the room, consisting of younger journalists and internet savvy pundits, is laughing and calling it a "legendary troll." The other half the veteran political correspondents and federal officials are staring at you in stunned, silent disbelief. The FBI's investigation hasn't stopped, but the narrative has shifted from "insurrectionist" to "unpredictable eccentric." You have successfully confused the entire country, making it difficult for the government to prosecute you without looking like they "don't get the joke."

How do you want to use this newfound "eccentric genius" persona to further your campaign?

Date: 03 10 2023
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I legit don't get how people can watch non-trans porn. Straight porn is so boring and not transgressive enough. I understand watching it if you're a teen but if you're an adult and you're not jacking to trans then there's something wrong with you
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ITT we write a story 1 word at a time

Once
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Remember this faggot who admitted to possessing ‘P? We got an address confirmed
1655 REMBRANDT DRIVE, O FALLON, MO 66368-6833
‘OX, ‘APE, AND ‘ILL
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white claws and niggerweed, an aryan combination
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it speaks for itself.
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>foids dont have an orgasm when they take a shit

Geeeeeeeg
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Japan is whiter than america btw
>NO ITS NOT!!!
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we should nuke peru off the face of the planet
no arrow
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no context ai thread
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>'O block
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White boi… You ain't b wantin no race war…
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>……
<Nusoi ohnonono do you like my nu form nusoi~
>I'm going to rape you btw
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me if i hear yapan one more time
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Fuck you

I am going to kill you and torture you
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Listen to me play the piano

>It sounds bad because this is third time playing this piece
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>SoytanSexPorno2019HDHindiSubtitlesfreedownloadnovirus
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Globophono
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>WEED IS DEGENERACY WE MUST BAN IT!!!
<you want some mayen?
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I want to have sex with Soytan
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Marge what happens it bpa
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Need me a woman like this.
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jockey script
5 days
if you know then reppey
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>Why do you care so much about what two consenting adults are doing in the bedroom? Just let them be.
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>'toss
why are leftists so verbose
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a week ago when I was in tesco and found this magazine and it unironically changed my life all the characters were funny and the strips were funny and edgy but not too edgy honestly better than garfield
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OPERATION LOGO/EMBLEM REQUEST

can someone create a logo for an operation i'm planning to post soon? i'm a slf who can't draw for shit o algo, thank you
<
also no arrow I look and say this btw
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as an asian male i now understand why WMAF is so common, sure BTS is popular and stuff but the majority of asian guys including me are short fat autistic small dick incels, and the standard for east asian men is feminine like a girl anyway, asianbros we losf
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Just slid my hand through my asscrack like a credit card
Well, turns out there was some "residual" left.
fuck my fuck life
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I will be raped right now.
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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>my sneed-y transbian gf tells my parents she uses it/she pronouns when she meets them and she's introducing herself
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Life of Troonella

>wakes up
>thanking to the science for giving you the HRT, internet, video games, anime, and porn
>turns on the computer
>goes to Reddit
>in the front page, you see the news where Trump passed another trans-genociding bill that is banning toddlers under the age of 3 from having the gender affirming surgery
>you're having a heckin realistic panic attack
>goes to r/trans and posts a rant about how you want to kill all MAGA Nazis and their families by skinning and gutting and dismembering and burning alive
>the pain still won't go away
>you decided to calm yourself down by helping a trans kid through online
>goes to r/Deltarune Discord server
>talks to an autistic 13 years old kid
>tells her how she's actually a girl trapped in the wrong body and HRT is the only way to save yourself
>she decided to buy some estrogens from you
>goes to the place where you and her agreed to meet, with your homemade safe and effective estrogen
>gives the kid your estrogen
>her mother walks in
>she say "sir, what are you giving to my son?"
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SHE JUST FUCKING MISGENDERED ME AND THE KID
>THIS IS LITERALLY TRANS GENOCIDE
>beats her up with your valid feminine real woman fists
>the kid calls cops
>those heckin racist pig cops comes in and arrests you
>they locks you in the prison cell
>this is literally trans genocide
>goes to the courtroom on assault charge
>the kid's mother got her facial bones broken, which she deserves
>Judge Shekelstein pronounced you not guilty
>the mother and her family cries as you leaves the courtroom
>goes back to home
>goes to Xitter for some FNF furry porn
>that fucking fat Nazi Elon Musk suspended your account
>brings a rope and ACKs yourself
>dies
>you see that bigoted fictional character called G*d in front of you
>he sentences you to spend all eternity in hell because you're trans
>all this because of that stupid transphobic Nazi Trump
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ITT we post 'jaks that resemble us IRL.
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BDOne 'ox thread

i've made a lot of effort to get this 'ox as far as possible solo and i need YOUR help to get it finished, so get IN THE THREAD!!!
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/277230.html
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>/brap-s/ #6 - Slob/Expansion Gas General
>A thread for farting and burping art of western origin with exteme body types (slob bbw, hyper ass, etc)

>Rules:

>>Grotesque bodies welcome! But try to post art of decent quality
>>Keep up variety
>>no furry/ anthro (monster girls allowed)
>>no scat (toilet/wet farts allowed)
>>try to give warnings before posting images with certain fetishes (femboy, vore, inflation, etc)
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Day 8 of posting snoot gems until summer break
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Last Chance to bring back /phonk/

Since Jannies are asleep should i Cattywipe as i threatened to being back /phonk/
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hotdog barks
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why are the worst countries the most patriotic GEG
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>looking forward to a huge poop that stretches out my anus hard
>it's just watery diarrhea
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Anyone still got that one big nigger lips BFC shock image? I really need it
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>NOOOOO YOU CANT NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS THEY ARE HUMANS JUST LIKE YOU HAVE EMPATHY NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Why do 'teens resent Spic Fuentes, I get not liking his character or wanting to be a groyper but I've seen alot of people shitting on him and I don't get it, he speaks to real issues and theres merit in that. Is there something or missing or am I just falling for bait?
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I wish sharty became bigger thatn 4chan and did more unhinged shit
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THE CIA HAS AGENTS ON THE SITE USING VPNS
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Pedophiles use post numbers to communicate. Its an underground ring that will post bait, but in reality its a coded message. They post strings of bait threads with a unique identifier to communicate under the sharty. Quote has to do something about this by banning all the baiters.
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>Sex reassignment sorcery
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>cornball website
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>banning homosexuality from the bald men with glasses website
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I know the name of every variant that's been posted here more than 3 times but I can't remember my coworkers names or my family's birthdays
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ACK REMOVER ID EDITION THREAD

New thread this time with IDs. Fun facts added to make it more gemmy.

Itt: we troll Jane Remover ackack

background: Jane Remover is a trooned out insecure attention-seeking "non-binary transgender woman" who hates xer fanbase and starts shit on twitter to validate xer insecurity of still having a penis. Xe hates white people along with being a mudslime supporter but for some reason being a jew moralizer. Xe also forced xer throat to sound black so xer can pump out niggerbabble.

Why: Xe is part Turkish and part Polish. Recently started a feud with a nigger named Dabo, so the sharty will get the extra moral compass points if we make her clitty leak. Extremely insecure, but I'm not going into detail in the main text (will do in the replies).


Fun Fact:
Apparently xe hates xerself so much xe refuses to listen, mention, or listen to anyone that recommends xe tries going through xer old music because xe is reminded that xe has a penis. Take that in mind.
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daily video thread

>daily video thread
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>mimi'ga village
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michael has something to say
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TND or PND, and why?
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Foid
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its time for your daily dose
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>My gf won't suck my toes bc she wanted me to suck hers but that's disgusting why would I want to suck some nigger toes if I want someone to suck on my nigger toes it just feels so good for someone to suck my toes my gf is crazy for thinking like that I think she should be wiped in my authority
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Media pending anporvool thread
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a little gem for you my 'teens
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>Soyjak.st
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>making all the ai giga gifs yourself so you can monopolize and charge a commission for everytime someone wants to use one
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>The Poopwaffen doesn't exist because… it just DOESN'T, OKAY?!
>THEY ARE NOT EVERYWHERE OKAY?!
>THE BROWN SUN WILL NOT RISE AGAIN GLORY TO ISRAEL AND BIBISI NETANYAHU
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If every soyteen chipped in ten dollars we could fund a field trip to Lesotho.
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nu 'toss
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I think I might be gay. I constantly fantasize about sucking my best friend's dick and him using me as a good girl. He's taller and bigger than me and it makes me so horny. What should I do?
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tried to give myself a prostate orgasm

used lots of lube and shoved the back end of my housemates toothbrush up my arse. put a condom on it too

was pretty far up there and doing some wiggling but all i felt was discomfort and the needing to take a poo

any tips from a bender?
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>stop vandalism
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>Cause I'm a man, I'm a rat, I'm a horrible spider
>On a holocaust ride
>I'm a man, I'm a rat, I'm a horrible spider
>On a holocaust ride
>Ride
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>DISCORDTRANNIES ARE SPAMMING 'P????? OYYYYY FOODY POOPOO FAlLTROLL GOO GOO GA GA TIME TO BUMP IT
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>spaniards
>mexicans
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>Britain
>brim
>'tan
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New stonetoss
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>.pdf file attached
OMGSISA THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 [OMGSISA]
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>when you didn’t forget to capitalize the S in Science and F in Fauci
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>ooning to ‘g because ‘g stole the g from gooning
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So when are they making soyjak.party 2 for the hentaivirus?
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minus the evangelion thread i'm going to find you and use stolen FBI tech to beam 'g into your asshole so you prolapse until turned inside-out and fucking die
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Is the Sharty a hostile splinter?
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/POL/ WON
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>there's a 4cuck >>>/pol/ thread that is somehow actually intriguing and not pointless
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/534880484/theres-no-fucking-way-most-of-pol-has-read-this#p534881677
btw google is down, do I need to save this page manually (forgot buttons) or use megaladon, or can anybody else search for automatic 4chan archives (desuarchive doesn't cover >>>/pol/ )
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i just had a dream that i got friends with quote but then he banned me for rule 8
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tried to give myself a prostate orgasm

used lots of lube and shoved the back end of my housemates toothbrush up my arse. put a condom on it too

was pretty far up there and doing some wiggling but all i felt was discomfort and the needing to take a poo

any tips from a bender?
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>DO YOU SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS??!?!?
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I used to shove my sister's electric toothbrush up my ass (w/o a condom or anything). 100% serious.
She got a new one after a while. I wonder if she smelled the poop on the end of it because I didn't wash it well enough once or didn't use soap.
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Why does 'plier look so cute here wit his silly little glove hat?:3
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I actually listen to SMV's
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>THE DARK WEB IS A PSYOP.
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/soy/ how do i hard ther large dent in my head?
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I shoved the handle of an electric toothbrush up my bum and turned it on, it was the most intense pleasure I've ever experienced. When I jizzed it didn't come out in shots, it was just a continuous stream that felt like an orgasm every millisecond. Reckon that fucking a woman whilst a vibrator is in your bum would be heavenly.
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So you want to make a giga gif?

Ok niggas so this is the method since I’m not a filthy gatekeeper, what you want to do is copy and paste this into chatgpt “ Keep the face and pose of the people in the first photo the same, keep everything about them the same except swap their face out with the gigachad, keep the first image completely the same and change nothing, change the gigachads face to match the expression of the people in the first image identically. If you can keep the poses and gestures the same but replace them with gigachads body. If a physically impossible expression is being made, feel free to have gigachad make that expression anyway. Do not remove any text unless it’s a watermark. If it is a watermark then remove it.”

After that comes an important step , click the image you want to gigafy FIRST in ChatGPT then click this image of gigachad, results may vary and I’ve only done it with this giga but that’s how I made all the gifs, I’ve only done it in chatgpt
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https://imageboard4free.net/

create your own imageboard!!!!
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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soyim will never get a cute fox wife
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Dumping my ai Giggers itt
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'iga this
>
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>the drive-thru to McDonald's is paved with black inventions or something like that yeah
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>The new sherdeee aint the same as the old shredeee
>everyone's gooning and idk man
>this nightmare won't end, thank god for namefags niggers and their discord memes
>quote's circlejerk is the home of free speech
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Give me more gifs to gigafy
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lirG<
wtb Snart mi …I iosuN
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grandma
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grandma can you see that
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grandma
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Honorary aryan
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Quote # Admin

I will not be shutting this site down nusoiscacas
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I need to soyfriend to have esex wih miiiiiiii but I dont have oneeeeee :(
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ten minute anporval kys joons
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⚠️ ROBOCOUGH™ ⚠️
“WHEN YOUR THROAT SOUNDS LIKE A DIESEL ENGINE”

>maximum legal cough suppression

>tastes amazing
>recommended by absolutely everybody

“bro i took some robocough and now i am browsing the sharty ”
— every sharty user

ROBOCOUGH™
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CAN YOU TELL FROM THE LOOK IN OUR 'JAKS?
>WE'RE GETTING BAITED
WE LIVE OUR 'LOG LIKE WE'RE READY TO SAGE
>WE'RE GETTING BAITED
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOULL NEVER ESCAPE
>OVER AND OVER AND AGAIN
WILL WE EVER SEE A GEM?
>WE'RE GOING OVER
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>*improves your website*
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Italian Aryan gem
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Guuuuuuuys :333
I'M A SCHROOMY GOONY BUNNY DIAPY BABY!!!!
I'M A SCHROOMY GOONY BUNNY DIAPY BABYYY!!!!!!!
I'M A CLITYGOONING EGGYCRACKING TINY ITTY BITTY POOPSIE WOOPSIE GOONY BUNNY DIAPY BABY
NYAAA NYAAA NYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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Edged to BBC for 11 hours. First time I actually fingered myself as well. It feels nice.
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tenor gay nigga respect button –→
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why are xitterfags all underaged sjw faggots? the amount of woke discourse from minors with botted likes i see whenever i open that jeet website.
>
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Marge… and oreos
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> tfw your medicine cabinet looks like a loot drop
> tfw you discover RoboCough
https://robocough.com
> tiny bottles. maximum efficiency.
> no gallons of mystery cherry sludge
> just legit OTC cough support shipped straight to your door
> “bro why is the bottle so small”
> because we evolved past drinking half a liter of syrup
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The 'LOG is just SNCA
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>Is The Angry Birds Racist Right Wing Propaganda?
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I made this new soijak
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> hey guys just wanted to casually mention that RoboCough offers PREMIUM NEXT-GENERATION COUGH TECHNOLOGY for the low low price of WHATEVER THEY CURRENTLY CHARGE
> i personally LOVE their:
>sleek modern branding
>convenient online ordering
>high customer satisfaction opportunities
https://robocough.com
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>Booru has no new posts after 3 hours because you locked it
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Nusois where are you from? Im a proud lesothan.
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>DARS TWENNY NAAAAAAN CENTS OF SKIBIDI 'P PLAYING ON MY COMPUTUH
>SOMEWUN GUN GOON TO DIS 'P
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psst, hey soyjak.party.
i am clamstaples posting, and i will brutally rape mustard soon, but only if this thread reaches bump limit.
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I need to treat my OGD
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ITT WE CONTNUE TO 'APE PEDO YOUTUBER CHIBIREVIEWS

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE MORE OF CHIBIREVIEWS RELATIVES BURIED AT MT. GILEAD CEMETERY. GEM UP THE GOOGLE REVIEWS, AND GEM UP FINDAGRAVE.

FindAGrave: https://www.findagrave.com/cemetery/15930/memorial-search?fulltext=&firstname=&middlename=&lastname=&cemeteryName=Mount+Gilead+Cemetery&birthyear=&birthyearfilter=&deathyear=&deathyearfilter=&bio=&linkedToName=&plot=&memorialid=&mcid=&datefilter=&orderby=d-&page=1#sr-295589428

sort by most recent death date.

google page for the cemetery, post gemmy reviews and pictures o algo: https://maps.app.goo.gl/rUF4vXfUZouyDRMN6
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u do not choose the hood life, the hood life chooses u (it really does)
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I work at this cafe, AMA.
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ITT we draw our cocks and compare the lengths
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I think I found the origin for Swede's Impish Soyak. Its from Modest Mouse's King Rat's music video BTW if that matters.
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>have you heard of LGBTQ+?
>Well i am the T
>I have a mind that wants to be a boy yes im trans and im proud to be me
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made a new meme
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Draw your nameroll from memory
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potentially gemmy?
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Synthetic Man DESTROYS Useless Family for Betraying Their Based Son to the FBI
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wait whats the point of the unban request if jan jans usually never check it. or do they actually check unban request even if its from a day ago or something
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Listen here bud. in this world, you either rape niggers, or niggers rape you.
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Does anyphono have the video of hunky saying
>spadeson show a brother how to use a bibisea
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‘Toss
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ITT we raid troon 'craft servers
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is /soy/ filled with gay nigger trannies or is it just people being bating niggers?
R: 1 / I: 0
when you get put into the brazen bull but it reminds you of your bull's bbc so instead of screaming you cry tears of joy
R: 4 / I: 1
Just copped some 2cb from the plug and look who it’s pressed into…
Frogsluttas… are we really pressed pills?
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Im Mr jack party im Mr soy
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im browsing the 'arty with a BWC 'ildo on my desk, dubs decide if i fuck myself with it
>inb4 tbp coalers
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Do you think Patrick Crusius ever receives jail mail with Chud memes attached?
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What's the most unnerving thing that's happened to you or you saw/read about?
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>oh noooooo i dropped my gamer headset i hope nobody claps my fucking cheeks when i go to pick it up
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You might think you can clock a trannies voice, but can you? If a "foid" wants to talk with you online, you should know better.

>https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/43543096/i-completely-voicepass-i-know-its-true-because-i
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ITT we put random emails in the email bar
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Jan jans what are my notes
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REMOVE THE RANGEBAN FROM INDIA
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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>sending legal@soyjak.st 'cado images
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>eating poop
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oo chile my ass fulla shit rn mama needs to let loose
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You were walking down the street, enjoying your peaceful, ordinary day. Then suddenly, you saw Soytan running at you while being almost naked. She grabbed your head and shoved you into her gigantic ass before you can even react. You struggles for your life and tries to escape her massive butt while her giant booty effortlessly swallows you and breaks your limbs. You screams and cries out of pain and horror in her stomach. Her stomach acid slowly started to digest you. Your skin begin melt like an ice cream. You could actually see your skin slowly turning red. The acid got into your eyes. Your tendon were exposed. Your fingernails fell off. Your stomach was completely open and your entrails were floating around her stomach along with the remains of her previous victims. Your limbs were separated from your body. You can't even close your eyes because her acid melted your eyelid. You can't even scream anymore because her acid melted your vocal cords (hehehehe I said cord). Your tormented soul finally left your meat, which just got turned into a large loaf of shit. Soytan drops her massive shit, formerly known as (You), on the street, along with your lifeless bones. Soytan is searching for her next victims, and your family will never know what happened to you.
R: 0 / I: 0
What is the sharty record for most consecutive namerapes? The highest I've seen were double namerapes, with me being the target of one of those. im trans btw
R: 6 / I: 2
>raping a Christian during a religious debate but it's ok because Christ died for your sins unless they're willing to question Christ's sacrifice
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>mixing blood, plasma, saliva, stomach acid, cerebrospinal fluid, vaginal fluid, semen, mucus, tears, urine, feces, synovial fluid, amniotic fluid, breast milk, bile, sebum, vomit, pus, and cerumen in a blender and filling up a super soaker with it and tormenting niggers by shooting your horrific human concoction
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Are there any actual soyteens that live in the ACTUAL third world? Basically think of the average sub saharan African village/Lesotho housing
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its becoming more and more common to reference a niche sharty meme and the person who im talking to gets the joke, because they got it off xitter
R: 10 / I: 6
>incest
R: 36 / I: 15
She has a point
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>getting banned for post signing for making posts with a giga and a quote
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>being kind to the fat girl at school and her only friend that she eventually marries
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image for the goyim out there

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Who will be the World Cup winners this year?
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What if cobson IS the bibisi
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ss13 players when you interrupt their 12 hours of doing nothing
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>chatbbc came out 3 years ago
>still no economical model, burning through cash for no roi
>generative video and photo came out years ago
>no use beside scams and impersonation in retarded niche memes

Can we call AI a failed experiment and move on from it now?
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OH NONONONO AMERIMUTTS NOT LIKE THIS
R: 1 / I: 0
What if Cobson Have A BBC
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if this zogged out Hentaivirus or whatever it's called pops off lockdown style what are we doing about it
R: 7 / I: 4
>Sonic Fans Took This Meme Too Far
R: 5 / I: 2
>Just heard that my wife's top boyfriend has been caught saying cuckphobic and smegmaphobic things. Let's just say that it's been taken care of.
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US GOONERS ARE GONNA TAKE IT HOME THIS YEAR WAITED 22 YEARS FOR THIS MATE ILL DIE FOR MY CLUB
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nigga look like my ballsack
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known janny names

>mint
>BeatRootToDeath
>trekkermountain
>tangerine
>visionary
>watermuhlone
>FlyingBlackBeast
>retardedfaggot3000
>doguperin
>insaneset
>sweetcaroline
>floyd
>genius42
>gideon
>roland
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I unironically own a blahaj ama
R: 5 / I: 0
Dancing through the night grooving like a tornado.
You may not like him but the jartypedo got some moves.
R: 20 / I: 1
yo sharty, if you could kill someone and face no consequences, would you do it?
R: 6 / I: 1
im trans btw
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IM GOING TO RAPE YOY AND KILL YOYR WFULL FAMILY
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>wholesome "soyjak"
R: 11 / I: 3
ITT we write superpowers for nate using soyjak kulchur as inspiration
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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