If anyone is interested, here is a link to my fanfic:-

A Duet Of Dim-Witted Damsels From Duckburg! (5645 words) by XeroHour
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lena (Disney: DuckTales) & Violet Sabrewing & Webby Vanderquack, Della Duck & Dewey Duck & Donald Duck & Huey Duck & Louie Duck & Scrooge McDuck & Webby Vanderquack, Della Duck/Penumbra/Selene (Disney: DuckTales)
Characters: Webby Vanderquack, Della Duck (Disney), Duck Triplets | Donald Duck's Nephews (Disney), Donald Duck (Disney), Daisy Duck, May Duck (Disney), June Duck (Disney), mama cabrera, Gandra Dee (Disney), Duckworth (Disney), Penumbra (Disney: DuckTales), Selene (Disney: DuckTales), Zeus (Disney: DuckTales), Storkules (Disney), Huey Duck (Disney), Dewey Duck (Disney), Louie Duck (Disney), Gibbous (Disney: DuckTales), "Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt, Lena (Disney: DuckTales), Violet Sabrewing (Disney), Bentina Beakley
Additional Tags: Doctor Who References, Star Wars References
Summary:
Webbigail Vanderquack and Della Duck both have relationship problems of a similar nature, each involving different people, obviously, but still similar nonetheless. But do either of them do the rational thing, and immediately discuss it with those most directly involved? No, they procrastinate, and talk to anyone but them. And as if trying to serve their initial dim-wittedness with a side order of idiocy, they both couch the problems in such a round-a-bout way (asking for a friend/increasingly vague metaphors, you get the picture) that any advice given would be next to meaningless.

this is such an unusual expression for an animal to have why did they both arrive at it

Answer: A particularly common form of psychosis occurred in the final stage of infection with syphilis. Syphilis is an uncommon bacteria in that is is extremely sensitive to temperature- so sensitive that a high fever greatly reduced or even eliminated infection with the bacteria. In fact, once quinine became available to treat malaria, which caused repeated high fevers, intentional infection with malaria was used to cure syphilis, which would then be treated with quinine. But in the 1700s, they (Europeans, at least) didn't have quinine yet.

So how did a blood transfusion treat syphilis? Well, in the 1700s, blood transfusions were not done with human blood- they were done with animal blood, usually lamb or calf blood. Since biblically calf or lamb blood was pure and contributed to the sweet nature of the animals, it was thought that if given to someone who was experiencing paranoia and hallucinations, the psychotic symptoms would decrease. This was not the case.

The amounts were usually small enough that the person didn't die. But it did cause frequent transfusion reactions. These reactions frequently caused high fevers, which treated the syphilis and helped decrease the symptoms caused by it.

Made so many errors they accidentally added up into something sort of right

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

*opens the jar*

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

I don’t open the jar.

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

I love this thank you