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@Natasha_Jay how can toner help if life is almost over?
@oKolobos @Natasha_Jay And why should I care? For my remaining time black ink is good enough.
@Natasha_Jay Life is as fleeting as cyan toner.
Ashes to ashes, dust to blue dust
@Natasha_Jay In that case, I’d rather spend the $265 on a nice steak and a couple of martinis than on a new toner cartridge.
@Natasha_Jay It wants to use the cyan toner to make cyanide. Don’t let it!
@DebErupts@mastodon.social@Natasha_Jay As a legacy model, these are generally found as refurbished units, making toner harder to order. It's life may be actually over. RIP
(Part of my leadership responsibilities in healthcare was reviewing and signing purchase/lease agreements for office printers)
@Natasha_Jay CALL A NURSE!! WE NEED A CYAN TONER DRIP!!!!
@Natasha_Jay This reminds me of the first atm I ever used, when they were very new. In New Jersey....I punched in my transaction choice and saw the row of dots and waited....the first words that came across the screen were..........I'M WORKIN ON IT
@flipper@mastodonapp.uk@Natasha_Jay this feels like a threat
@Natasha_Jay In retrospect, hiring Werner Herzog to write our technical documentation was not a great move.
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@PeterGray@mastodon.green@Natasha_Jay Looks like evolution is resetting to the cyanobacteria. (Archaean era, here we come.)
@Natasha_Jay after replacing the toner, does it say "Life Restarted"?