it's a pandemic doofus

i was talking about the women and non binary eunuchs of sparta who helped keep the home defence

yeah but im still here

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Nice try. It was supposed to one a month forever. 12 a year. You are endangering all of us, quit being an antivaxxer!😡

The brain eating amoeba they are injecting into this guy is running out of food

Yeaaahhhh you set the unit off

LMFAO I actually thought this was real at first. Best rage bait of the day

While your dedication to fighting the virus for the greater good of society is admirable, was it really necessary to use White-male-coded rhetoric about the Spartans, who fought POCs that you seemingly compare to the virus? Do better. /s

Don’t forget your booster seat doofus

Thank you so much for keeping us all safe, but especially from all the dangerous mutated variants out there. God bless.

This is well done parody Thank you for this

This is the best piece of satire I’ve seen since peak South Park in 2012