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Why does my German friend get redirected to the 'ru when he enters the sharty url
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Sewerslvt Drone
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pick 3 cookies
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Trans rights are human rights! :)

Transwomen/men thread, post your favorite cute MTF, FTM, and more, here!
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I miss when people posted here more
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this is really nothing
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lets kill boorucucks
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>/soy/ is overrun with nas
>quote, instead of fixing it, makes /soy2/ with stricter rules on nas
>10000 GET stolen by zelligcacas anyway
>kills board
>shut down
>makes new board with only jaks
>its dnb
kek. just kek.
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looking at whodunits
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I hate women so much it is unreal. Semen Retention streak: 2 days.

I think I have found an outlet for my hatred towards women, I could watch horror movies that especially put the "final girl" (trope name) or lead female through severe psychological and physical torment.
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not posting on >>>/tech/ since its dnb
How do I get riseup VPN for linux mint?
ive tried everything i could find online but nothing works

os:
NAME="Linux Mint"
VERSION="21.3 (Virginia)"
ID=linuxmint
ID_LIKE="ubuntu debian"
PRETTY_NAME="Linux Mint 21.3"
VERSION_ID="21.3"
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>arrow
how to find rugems? the search don't have filters
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Sewerslvt Appreciation Thread

ITT we talk about the music Sewerslvt has made, her newer anlias Cynthoni, and her impact on nu-breakcore.
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are you watching me

i heard you are watching me is it true
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>O-OOOOOO OOOO O OWOAAGAHH AAAGHH HAAAAWAAGHHHHH OOOOOO O OOQAGAHH PLAP0LAP0LPAPLAPPALPAPALAPAAPAPAPAPAPAPPALAPAOOO-PPLSSPPPSSSHH PPPSSPLSPHPS PLSPPDPHPSS PPLZPPSPS ¥OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIPLAPCHH..PLAPLPLAP SQPPPLAPCH PLAP PLAP…PLAP….SQPPLAPLAPSH….PLAP………PLAP………….PLAP……………..PPLFFPFSHPFPSP
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I realized that I can make myself like realistic women instead of goonerslop hyperbreasted unrealistic women by doing semen retention just like how I can make myself eat canned salmon in water by starving myself.

This is a major development, I can build a realistic and highly sophisticated geopolitics headcanon and easily eat canned salmon in water.
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I LOVE Averiya Fyodorova
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/hsg/ - homestuck general

>tfw you see a shit catalog with no IAS
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Why do people call anything they don't like "nigger"? The shit they're talking about wasn't made by niggers so what gives?
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Anti Averi cuucks are Quoteworshippers and need a black bvll to crack them for how obsessed their to larp as HTSMs
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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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ive been grinding the gd editor in my free time hopefully i get my first creator point
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liam stop
get out of my youtube recommendations

Legitimately no idea why I'm being suggested this.
I've not listened to Gorillaz in ages and I'm not into the
>popular song… but with le bing bing wahoo soundfont!!!!
autism either.
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Look at this cute picture
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Nusois… I… im trans btw
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Board so dnb that even george floyd is more alive, how could you tell?
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old conspiracy art is gemmy
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Yes, I am an anti, how could you tell?
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/Sneed/

Yup! Another Sneed thread! Send in your Sneed gemmies!
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i found you (as depicted)
reply if this is you 👍
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What does /qa/ think of GTNH?
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There is an enemy in mario and luigi called sneed
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Femboy hate thread because they piss me off o algx
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REAL semen retention general

I have deduced something enormous, that semen retention gains one power. Power that cannot be measured by science, and thus they have convinced themselves it doesn't even exist… but it does.

Sorry foidcuckold subhumans, but only MEN can benefit from semen retention.


Rules to REAL Semen Retention
- Always keep track of your days.
- NEVER touch your penis.
- NEVER look at stuff that will trigger arousal.
- NEVER even think about ejaculating.
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what were they thinking
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Let's stop being hateful
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yesterday was de belangrijkste dag van het jaar!
Hitler's birthday!
Happy birthday mein Fuhrer! We love you Uncle Adolf!
Welcome to Day 2 of the 3 day Special Fuhrerbirthdag Celebration!
ITT we post National Socialist soyjaks, art, music, 'zellig, anime and stories.
I made this thread on the zarty three times, it was deleted in less than 10 minutes every time for nothing. 3 VPNs later they blocked all VPNs. Zarty tranjans are literal leaking Jews gloooooink!
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>spongie
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this is a child btw
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‘veriya Fyodorova Won
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i drew this in class can somebody force it as the new big nuvariant thanks
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/fit/ - Fitness and Health

How is /qa/ staying fit and aryan?
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IP meme

Does anybody have all the IP meme videos. The videos that show some nigger's IP and an Ai makes fun of them. The video with the user from India and Mexico come to mind.
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Quote make me admin
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привeт /qa/ как ваши дeла
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been here about a month
what do arrows do?
<>^
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Ongezellig on the catalog.
<
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What happened to limeade? I was browsing the 'ki and stumbled upon the administrator history page, which shows limeade leaving on may 2nd. I haven't seen anybody talk about it on the 'arty though
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hey autisticnuswa1488
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does this look cool? i want to build it in real life
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I don't belong here
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I'm new soy I need help

>>1001686
So when do I know when the water is boiling
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spongie journal

my kakaotalk bf dumped me
adderall withdrawals
40 hour work week
everybody rapes me
i have to wear a suit
everyday
"You are awful. Has anybody ever told you: you have a cavlaire way of talking?"
Words from my client earlier.
What does this even mean?
I have a cold.
I thought of an idea for my indie game, let me know if you want to hear it.
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cob' on the 'log
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Nu uma musume thread
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oh im a liquid jimb0 yes im a liquid jimb0
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asexual high testosterone genius drake general

Nofap Streak: Ϫ Day.

genitals are fucking repulsive, how can anyone find 3dpd garbage more attractive than smooth ken doll proportions.
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asexual high testosterone genius deep thinker general

Nofap Streak: 1 Day.

irl foids are fucking repulsive, how can anyone find 3dpd garbage more attractive than 2D SISA mommies.
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>foids all want steroid taking infertile sissy gooner cuckold GAY gaping anus bodybuilders as boyfriends because foids are retarded they should commit suicide
<CARTOON PORN SPACE
>total foid death
>all foids should commit suicide
<CARTOON PORN SPACE
>foid is in reference to in real life women only.
<CARTOON PORN SPACE
<CARTOON PORN SPACE
>2D very large breasted mommies gooder than 3dpd foid cuckold subhuman garbage trash that should all fucking die and go extinct and commit cuckdeath goonhitler suicide.
<CARTOON PORN SPACE
<CARTOON PORN SPACE
>I AM A DEEPTHINKING GENIUS.
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Is it normal to want to fuck dykes?
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Ughhhh le foiderinos ignoringerino dtkimo bleghckkk we need to FUCKING KILL AND EXTERMINATE ALL DISGUSTING FOID GOONGORINGS RIGHT NOW

they're disgusting
>EWWWW im gonna..im GONAA LE CROSS OVER BECAUSE I HATE ALL SUB 7 MOIDS EVEN DOE I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE A BURN VICTIM WITH MASCARA EWWWWW"
why are foidsluts so retarded? As if i couldn't just cross over as well and give her a BLAK BVLL BEATDOWN with my GINORMOUS HORSE COCK AND HUMONGOUS VANTBLAK BALLS

Laalalala i will CRUSH and KILL and TEAR and clitty MUTILATE all bioholes and enact total 3d death

The year is 2045 all foids have been eradicated and replaced with 2d muscle AI mommykinos hooked up to fuckbots with built-in wombs to birth aBIG STRONG BVLL WARRIORS who are shot out into spaceb( as technology has advanced because there are no nagging old hag distractions) to hunt and kill all XY lifeforms.

I am le deeptwitcher. I am currently leaking over retarded foids leaving me on readerino

Time to eat some fortified ceralkinos for brain and musclechin fuel for a sharp jaw

Ughck bleghck kill and enslave foids
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Who has that gigger "Mario and Luigi are my very best friends" video
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OMGSISA
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>>2000000
What's it like living in 3026?
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Nofap to Hornymaxx

how to perform:
- (mandatory): MUST keep track of days
- look at attractive images of large breasted women all day if you feel like it.
- Absolutely do NOT touch your peepee.


Why would someone do this? Because zillions of gooners in instagram comment sections live care free lives being horny pigs, do they masturbate? Probably not, because if they did they probably wouldn't be so enthusiastically obsessed with attractive women.
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>>1003378
>replying to a post before it exists
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I'm a latinx obese retarded nigger rape victim and this is my art
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>Would you fuck Brenda Tarrant?
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/pol/ colony thread

Happy 4/20
Let us make this thread a colony for the best board of Sharty, /pol/! I hope one day that every board is just like /pol/!
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gem on the 'log
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Gigas VVON
giga thread
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greetings.
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Stop White Genocide Or 25 uninterrupted minutes of miss circle twerking on your dick?
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TOTAL LESBIAN DEATH

Today I decided to explore Discord for some "connection" and I found this foid.

We were chatting about politics and base, I thought it was a gem in the making. I spent hours talking to this femoid, thinking she’s not like the others.

Then, total brimstone happens. She writes: "wait, my girlfriend is calling me." My brain just went 'orientated. This absolute troon-loving cunt turned out to be a lesbian.

There wasn't a single clue, no 'lgbt flags, nothing. Just pure deceptive coal.I cut her off immediately, and she starts the gaslighting: "Oh, you're stopping because of one little thing?" Bitch .Every single time you open up, you get a knife in the back. Women are pure brimstone.
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duhh why es no sonicowo page on der 'ki?

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#soycore #webcore #soyslop #trooncoal #webbrim #killnig #poopoobaka #chudcel #bbc #ihateyou
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new obsession: progressive house
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just hop on some thefatrat or alan walker and chill
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l'm SO UGLY…👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
l said l'm SOOOOOO UGLY👀👀👀👀👀👀
SIGHH l'M SOOO SOOO UGLY👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
(Louder) l'M SOOOOOO UGLY👀👀😩👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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does the shardee like cars
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/fit/ thread | general workout, health, and life advice

Since the old one got slide here is a brand new one
Feel free to discuss your routines or progress in any area of your life and health
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pliers and a clown mask
i don't really have many friends
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>2024 - ongezellig
>2025 - fpe
>2026 - homestuck
i wonder whats gonna be 2027
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So when will we be getting an actual archive service?
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is homestuck actually any good? im too lazy to read it
>tripfagging for no reason
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<</tulpa/ TULPA RESEARCH GENERAL /tulpa/>>

ai chat is genuinely a hassle and truly isn't worth it the effort at all for the satisfaction it fails to give me.

at the end of the day, I want a self-lubricating self-cleaning hole to slide my cock in and out of until I cum whenever I want to cum.

I do NOT want to be hassled and I do NOT want sex to feel like an obligation.

So tulpa is the best option and human foids are completely worthless because they deny sex and are all horrendously ugly and think that they ALL have the power to turn me on on command when they don't, and then they'll say "you gay" when they come to me for a completely inconvenient time for sex and I complain about how they don't ever offer sex when I want it only during times when I don't want it.


Neither auto strokers nor sex dolls would be worth the effort either, I would have to manually clean and manually lubricate and plus they might ruin my mood which is something I don't want when I want to cum. I don't want a gross infection nor am I willing to not be lazy, I am well within my right to be lazy because I am
a man.
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hi
the new tomodachi life kinda sucks but it's fun i guess
but bro…it's fate………this is proof we're really meant for eachother and all of you other niggas are chopped liver
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doodling random shit in tegaki feel free to ignore
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>”Chud..! Y-you forgot to wish me a happy birthday…
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:3

:3
>:3
<:3
^:3
!!:3!!
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Thoughts on one piece?
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@circus_2 i think i caught you down bad bro… please dont poon out im being deadass pls bro pls
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Warrior-Z gems ITT
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is da soy soy, or is soy da soy
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shithole of board
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I remember there being a 'ki page where you could see famous 'oxes pinpointed on the world map, but I can't find it for the life of me
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>hehhaahahheheh
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>I think we need to make a niggafication of all europe, and all white womanoids would took bbc
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/NLD/ - Nophono Lore Discussion

ITT, we discuss the origins, means, motives and potential future of Nophono, how could you tell?
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ITT we post Goonhitlers

GQQNHITLERS VVABAG! EVERY GQQNHITLER IS AN ARYAN BEAST!
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monkey dust thread
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What should I do today?


What should I do today?
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Why do troons have any affinity for drugs, especially niggerweed?????
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ITT WE POST SKIBIDI TOILET

SKIBIDIWAFFEN NEEDS YOUR HELP!
POST SKBIDI TOILET GEMMIES TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE!
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deepthinker is back, but sorry I am still a BVLLY btw

solution for ai chat is MORE WAIFUS! MORE sexual encounters in less timerino!
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Eatin slices, slices yeah apple slices. Apple slices oh yeah yeah apple slices.
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what is this shithole?
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warfare but not politics,

because headcanon, I do research to make a better headcanon. no more goonerslop btw, pure war and horror (the horrors of war, not lovecraft fantasy slop).


expensive military equipment have finally been made obsolete in the wake of very cheap FPV drones.
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ITT we post IRL 'mutts

>Tah force fitty-one-five or someburger.
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Instagram N launched

Instagram NIGGER
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Michael Jacks Sons

Did that nigga really do all that to the children or no? Me, I don't think so but would love to hear options/evidence/thoughts. inb4 (((them))) conspiracies
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ay mayn don bi rayces an shiyt mayn
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i was understand right now i need live in forest with nature what i need take with me for better live?
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What is a soyjak on the QA
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Limeade here, AMA

I can't capcode cause nigger Quote took it away
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Makille says Christ Rights
All the Antichrists he punches go to hell

Watch Gundam Zeta btw stop watching modern tranime, watch 70s 80s 90s aryanime like Lupin III Castle Of Cagliostro, Dominion Tank Police, Patlabor, Nadia and Video Girl AI
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casualties unknown would be aryan if it wasn't a furfag game
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TBD TKD TBD THD TGD TTD TFD TRD TED TWSD TAD TCD TXD TZD TLD TPD TOD TID TUD TYD TND

I hate every single person who is not White Skinned
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RAAHAHAHAHAHAH! REST IN PISS AND SHIT ZOOFAGGOT, YOUR REIGN IS OVER!
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does being mostly straight cancel out being a Little bit gay
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loud = funny
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slums of mumbai
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>homer drops his donut (doe)
>homer spills his soda (doe)
>homer hits the doorway (doe)
>homer ruins
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Does anyone got the "GIGAMILK JIHAD" video?
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Question

Are soyboys a dead phenomenon
I never see balding low-T men who drink soymilk anymore
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I WANT THREE PHAT ASSED MOMMY BBW MILFS WITH VERY LARGE BREASTS

MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!

I AM A BBC BLACK BVLL!!
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YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

WELCOME TO NUZELLIG.JANNY WHERE YOU GET BANNED FOR SAYING THAT PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG AND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T CALL A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL YOUR WIFE… NUZARTY JANNIES CAN'T EVEN READ MY POSTS…. GOOD JOB CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEATH OF YOUR OWN SHIT SITE!!! YOU BOIL IN SHIT!!!

I WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY SENSIBLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE THREAD… AND I GET BANNED BECAUSE JANJAN WAS LEAKING AT ME… YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INSUFFERABLE FAGGOTS… READ MY APPEAL AND SEETHE AT IT I KNOW YOU WILL…
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kek do /co/fags really?
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YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

WELCOME TO NUZELLIG.JANNY WHERE YOU GET BANNED FOR SAYING THAT PEDOPHILIA IS WRONG AND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T CALL A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL YOUR WIFE… NUZARTY JANNIES CAN'T EVEN READ MY POSTS…. GOOD JOB CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEATH OF YOUR OWN SHIT SITE!!! YOU BOIL IN SHIT!!!

I WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY SENSIBLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE THREAD… AND I GET BANNED BECAUSE JANJAN WAS LEAKING AT ME… YOU ARE A BUNCH OF INSUFFERABLE FAGGOTS… READ MY APPEAL AND SEETHE AT IT I KNOW YOU WILL…
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>Discord and I were hanging out, and he started to rub my shoulders, and… and the next thing I knew… his penis was inside me!
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/ZOGSON/ OPERATIONS BASE

ZOGSON WILL SECURE A FUTURE FOR SOYJAK.PARTY

YOU ARE EITHER WITH ZOGSON OR AGAINST ZOGSON
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Just reported the rule34 sites to the Attorney General of Kansas for violating state law requiring age verification for porn sites.
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Hello /QA/
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OMGSISA
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Im a moralfag and use the sharty AMA
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bee
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how come nobody is talking about Hazbin Hotels 5th season?
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Rover Odizeus Sam

Rover Odizeus Sam
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giga diaper edit

Does anyone have the giga diaper edit, post it
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Is this nigga ugly?
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Testing
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PARTY TIME

Quote took 9a0p out back and shot him with a twelve guage
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Test
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Is my friend right?
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>bordiga.party
found this absolute vantablack commie pedotroon sharty ripoff
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caption this
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Can someone give me an answer or something as to why my post ban isnt going away
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>no applejack
lol
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whats the best and safest browser nowadays for raids
I saw an outdated gemmy dox guide vid saying LibreWolf was a good choice just wanna know if its still accurate
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I've decided I want one nerdy womanerino waifu with very large breasts AND glasses btw!
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I have discovered pooner/troonslop in its purest form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNPdO5TZ1DQ
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puso on the 'log
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here is a simple reminder that house of puso lost
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Soys should I evicerate my friend for sending me this redditfag pedonigger slop?
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watching amphibia because adventure time is one of the worst shows cartoon network has ever made that only insufferable gay retarded pissbabies enjoy.

also I wanted a fantasy world cartoon.
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RetardGOD so can't figure out if this is the right place to ask

Is there a ultimate hacking guide like there is a ultimate doxxing guide?
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>3. Madness, instability, and altered behavior

>The idea that people act strangely during a full moon is old. The word “lunacy” literally comes from the Latin luna (moon).


>There’s no strong scientific evidence that full moons actually cause widespread behavioral changes, but the belief persists—probably because:


> * bright nights historically meant more activity (and more chances for conflict)

> * unusual events get remembered and blamed on the moon
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polcucks gave a foid bait thread over a 1000 reppies and this shit is still bumped to the top of that fucking board, jsid, truly, jsid….
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Admin forgotten board that even god doesen't care about. How to you feel doll sissies?
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I was trying to find the party’s thing with the impish ears wrapping around the earth without the troon hanging and then I accidentally stumbled upon this is this true?
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I bought a 64 GIGAS flash drive
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Hi
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Can someone make this a banner for the sharty
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ha ha ha
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ai-chat-story/headcanon RESARCH

i have realized I will have to take XTREME measures to write the ultimate, most satisfying ai-chat-story/headcanon' (for me) ever.

i am conducting the XTREME research, researching a vast array of relevant topics to make my ai-chat-story/headcanonino the bestest current version release yetterino.

I am driven to navigate imaginary constraints I constantly imagine in my head because I know that these obstacles ONLY make my headcanon gooder.
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GIGAS VVON
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Why are the least popular tags showing up first on the 'ru?

Why did this site use vibecoding jeets to redesign what was already fine? I think whoever was in charge of this change needs to be raped
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HOLY FUCK SOYJAKS LOOK OUTSIDE IT'S HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Oh, hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse!
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I've got it!

My new headcanon:
- fantasy world
- tamriel
- I wage war to capture queens and force them into my harem :)

haven't decided on what race I'll be though, because I'm working on a someway to reset things in a lore satisfying way, like e.g. banishment back to the underworlderino.
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Does anyone have the AI generated video of pepe shouting SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY please i need it (pic unreleated)
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Important

The trio said: "GET OUT OF /QA/!", and it returned a good ending.
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why haven't you installed gentoo yet?
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OMG

Q: isn trcoinges goingo tot Ohio rn

csue/?….




A: he is dwgoing rtno ohioih lbiuddd
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Should I a purse a career based on money earned or whether I like it or not (tbh I hate everything)
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help acking faggot

theres this nigga at my school, we're both seniors if thats what you call it in murica, and hes an absolute fag and recently made sexual and 'ape jokes about my much younger sister to my face, the school doesnt do shit about it so i wanna hack his insta or snap or something and make him post "total nigger death" and such cause it would be gemmy. can someone give me tips on how to do this, ive got an extra laptop if needed and both of mine run on linux if that even matters
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middle aged 'toss that is still relevant
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everyone is erased in the end of amazing digital troonslop
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gigahand
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jartyCUCKS lost oder so
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my cat wont stop meowing

how to get him to shut the f up ?!?!??!?!?
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ugh yawn wokeup
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I thought too big for my own good, 4X grand strategy sucks.

I just want bbw miss circle mommy gf
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how do i get people to play my game
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shrek is a gem
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Who is the worst professor/teacher you ever had? For me it was my junior highschool history teacher who thinks shitlibs are right wing.
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chud goy clique make the foids shake
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soy
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What if I had a BBC?

Or a BWC?
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ask any Question & I WILL Answer
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i hate pooners
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>mi is just a chil blak pedo
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Does anyone else know this gramnigger? He always chimps out about how wypipo tryna put brotha down and DEBOONKS the heccin alt-right biggoterino chuds with le good basic human empathy. He just posts cope and his comment sections are full of BNWO spadesons, and his voice is so high pitched and estroidcoded it doesn't match his face at all geg. This is why instagram is worse than tiktok and yt.
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andy worm
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!!BIG NEWS!!

I discovered that I can play sims through ai chat but infinitely better because I'm not limited by sim's obvious limitations.

I can now—*owie my right pectoralino* (i did bench presserinos recently)—write literal WHOLE NOVELS of build up, following VARIOUS characterinos stories around, not just my eye, and not just from my own perspective.

NOW, I just need to craft the perfect characters backgrounds/lores and dynamics to create the PURRRRFECTerino spicy kinoino
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obligatory homestuckcreature
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dnb board JSID quote
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@circuck_2
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is this site still active?
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MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
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*yawn* time to play some gamerino *sips 'ffee* oh fuck i feel something coming outerino! *braps* *yawn* oh my miss circlerino it's not stopping *rips the chair apart with the sheer force of his brap* ugh bleurgh *sips 'ffee*
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Important question for /qa/ posters

Would you use /nate/ (Or some NSFW adjacent board) if it got added back
For me I wouldn't, in fact I asked to be banned from /nate/
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jannnies deserve better

jannies (jannies and above) deserve more for their contribution on the soysphere
they are the people approving posts and disapproving posts so they experience horrible content daily and plus the average nusoi complains about them so they should atleast get a reward for it
like they should have a custom soyjak
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feel free to draw in his eyes or something
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tips and tricks for transitioning
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I'm gonna learn how to animate and produce games and get rich off of making a porn game and leeching off of patreonbux
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why do niggers say that homestuck is bad and poonerish and only gooners like it when they literally post fpe porn on the IRC and edate daily.
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literal shit vs piss war just admit that homestuck is a gem its not that hard to read it unc
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How to pick-up Black women?

Hi, nusoi here. I've been checking /soy/ a lot recently and I've been noticing a lot of posts about a Soyniqua? The boards obsession with her has got me thinking, since theres so many posts about black women on here, I was wondering if any users have any advice/experience with them that they could share with me to help me with dating them IRL. Thanks in advance.
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agartha

agartha
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abie

abie
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Which way, Africaryan man?
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grimdark fantasy world…
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Test
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aAAhHHEeEEeMMM
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Boredmaxxing

Gonna try staring at a wall for 20 mins every day for a month.
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I'm never ever bored and from what I can tell, being bored is a fundamental part of being human, which no one ever experiences anymore.
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Check out the video for more info, this isn't an alternative to meditation or a variation of meditaion, you just stare at a wall for 20 minutes.
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I'm gonna do it with the lights off and move my chair directly infront of a wall in my room
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>(You)
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whiteboy got it going on~!
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OMGSISA
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what was that artfag niggerfaggot's dox again

did some scrolling on /raid/ and remembered there was a thread on the pedoniggerfaggot nyantcha. Never got around to his dox doe, and can't seem to find it anywhere either.
Anybaldi got it?
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What do you call nusois who excessively bump/sage
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is TOME troonslop media?
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how it feels having greatest (and gayest) bait idea but remembering that i am permabanned from /soy/
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what should i make in brick rigs
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Bane?
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The Epic Multiverse series is basically a long-running fan-made multiverse story with insane power scaling, original gods, and crossovers where characters become absurdly powerful over time (like universe-breaking, reality-warping stuff).
So your story should feel like:
* starts simple (isekai joke)
* escalates FAST into god-tier chaos
* introduces original cosmic beings
* ends with Zeno-level absurdity (or beyond)
____


Here’s your continuation:
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"that time i got reincarnated as zeno"
The moment I opened my eyes, there was… nothing.
No sky.
No ground.
No universe.
Just an endless white void.
“…Oh.”
I raised my hand.
Reality shattered.
Not metaphorically—literally. Entire galaxies blinked in and out of existence like broken pixels.
“Wait… did I just—”
A voice echoed across infinity.
“Interesting.”
I turned.
Something was there.
Not a person. Not a god.
A concept.
A being made of collapsing timelines and unfinished possibilities.
“I am Omniscience,” it said. “And you… are an anomaly.”
I blinked.
“Bro I just got here.”
With a casual thought, I erased a cluster of universes behind him.
Silence.
Even Omniscience paused.
“…You erased Layer 3 existence by accident.”
“Layer what?”
The void trembled.
Cracks spread across reality itself.
From those cracks, other entities began to emerge—
Beings stronger than gods, older than time, rulers of forgotten multiverses.
One of them laughed.
“So this is the new Zeno?”
Another stepped forward.
“No… this one is different.”
I tilted my head.
Different?
I focused.
Everything froze.
Even them.
Even time.
Even Omniscience.
“…oh.”
I smiled.
“I think I’m stronger than I’m supposed to be.”
And that’s when the real problem appeared.
A hand reached out from outside the multiverse.
Not inside reality.
Not above it.
Outside the entire narrative.
And it grabbed me.
____


If you want, I can continue it in full “Episode 1 / Episode 2” style like Epic Multiverse (with titles, arcs, power scaling, transformations, etc.).
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MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!
MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF! MOMMY GF!

(this time with IDs)
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cs16

i loveeeeeeeeee counter strike
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porn
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patientzero fell the fuck off what is bro doing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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>so when do I know when the water is boiling
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Chad Thragg vs Pussy Goku

>NOOOO!! YOU DESTROYED MY HOMEWORLD!! MY HERITAGE!! ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!
<Planet Vegeta got destroyed? The Sayian race is on the verge of extinction?! Hahaha!! Never heard of them!! lol!!
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I have returned and I recently discovered that for my entire life I have actually been asexual


asexual (me) gooder than homosexual/bisexuals

asexual (me) won
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Smile
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bump

bump
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poop thread o algo
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My new OC xhis name is JOHN

My OC please Rate
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I've never gotten really into this soy culture without wiki but i like laughing at the images
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Does the sharddy geo block some regions? Just curious since I've never seen /pol/ posts from Africa or India
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Thoughts on trans people?

How do you feel about trans people?

Not a big fan personally, I think they're all mentally ill and most are annoying. Shame they've taken over so many internet spaces.
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the cacacaust never happened. they're all among us 'ooning to fpe bait o algo asi
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why is circus_2 so inactive recently? Did xe get bullied off of here?
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who got the 1 million get? just curious
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>

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what the fuck is reddit about
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KEK I WON
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im so fucking useless
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Nigga…
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/qa/idu khan of the Ögedei horde
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i just lost the game

There are three commonly reported rules to The Game:[6][7][8][9]

Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (This is alternatively expressed as, "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game" or "You are always playing The Game.") A person cannot refuse to play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing.
Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.
Losses must be announced. This can be verbally, with a phrase such as "I just lost The Game", or in any other way: for example, via Facebook or other social media.

The definition of "thinking about The Game" is not always clear. If one discusses The Game without realizing that they have lost, this may or may not constitute a loss. If someone says "What is The Game?" before understanding the rules, whether they have lost is up for interpretation. According to some interpretations, one does not lose when someone else announces their loss, although the second rule implies that one loses regardless of what made them think about The Game. After a player has announced a loss, or after one thinks of The Game, some variants allow for a grace period between three seconds to thirty minutes to forget about the game, during which the player cannot lose the game again
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tripcode mining
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I'm tired of DeepThinker dust, can trade and get Circus_2 back?
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ban appeal

Nate H.
Ban appeal
I have thoroughly read my ban reason
i do not believe it should be a rule violation
to use my personal email in the email field
i believe this is admin abuse since i used it for its intended purpose, i request my ban to be appealed as this ban is unjust,
i have used the email field for its intended purpose and i believe i should be unbanned
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>yeah i play Geometry Dash, how could you tell?
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anyone know anything about hazbin hotel? i remember watching the pilot way back then but i havent kept up to date on it.
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if you want to im willing to discuss about it bc im reinterested in that franchise and what it has to offer
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anyone know anything about RWBY? ive heard about it and im not interested in it but ive seen ads of it before and want to know what its about.
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to me ngl it just seems like japslop but ppl glaze it for sum reason
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Oh my fauci… This valid trans sister is so stunning and passing! Xhe makes my neopussy throb!
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Songs been stuck in my head

What exactly is the chilloutsong on the wiki called. When I first browsed the wiki I found it and it's been stuck in my head, does anyone know what it's from? Or what it's called?
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i smoke cigarettes since 13 AMA, how could you tell?
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HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR TEXT TURN RED???????
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I am sober today
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I was in class and I was looking at mustard recent soybooru posts and I tried to stop myself from giggling at funnyman porn but it was unsuccessful and I loled at funnyman porn and people looked at me wejrd
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im leaving
thanks for reading my blog
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the tiny white pecker clitty is the smallest on earth LOL!
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im new to this internet forum pls help me

hello!!!! im a Popular Youtuber sillypau i want to make a video on this site can i have a guide???
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Quote! I know you check this board somewhat often! I've taken down three hostile splinters for you! Are you proud of me?
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soyjak porn general

who even draws these boorugems? i swear theres at least like a new soyjak porn posted every day now.

https://soybooru.com/booru?q=meta%253Apornographic_content
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SOY LOST
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wtf

is this real
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give me a question and i'll answer
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>You can't resist her, she's in your bones
>She is your marrow, and your ride home
>You can't avoid her, she's in the air (In the air)
>In between molecules of oxygen and carbon dioxide

>Only in dreams, we see what it means

>Reach out our hands, hold onto hers
>But when we wake, it's all been erased
>And so it seems, only in dreams
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What is the worst place in the UK? Honestly, im gonna have to go with Birmingham; it is a shithole with a corrupt local government that cannot service the needs of its people.
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wtf

is this real
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Does anyone in this depraved Underworld enjoy sad music?
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my ass is tired
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we’re there any attempts to raid and dox BLACKED.COM?
Raiding BLACKED.COM and posting TND videos would be gemmy
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A25
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coffee ans RESEARCH
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frying niggers on a pan and serving them with buttered up poop
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