R: 36 / I: 5
ITT WE DO 'ACKBOX RAIDS
Yuropoor time zone edition
Lets start with this furggot
https://m.twitch.tv/spweekstreams
Go my personal army

R: 10 / I: 1
FNF VS JARTYCUCK
>Arrow

R: 3 / I: 1
i can't believe i wasted so much time by scrolling all 20 pages of /soy/ i have to do my work but im already mentally fried from scrolling. fuck

R: 5 / I: 4
Hello my 'teens. I am currently inviting people to the Clamstaples Party. Are you interested?

R: 2 / I: 1
I DONT WANT TO DO THE FUCKING CAPTCHA FUCK YOU QUOTE

R: 12 / I: 6
I goon to big tranny girlcocks. I hate this fetish and im planning to nevergoon to get rid of it. Shame me for this fetish so i never came back to it again.

R: 12 / I: 1
Does anybaldi have this plier? I deleted it and all I have is this drawing I made.

R: 2 / I: 0

best soyjaks

10. headson
9. frenchjak
8. zombiejak/cobson
7. woodyson
6. cool dude
5. globox soyjak
4. pretzeljak
3. flartson
2. buzz lightyear soyjak
1. soyjak

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anyone else work in it?

today my boss talked about potentially laying off a couple of people including me so i took down the website and wrote some shitty malware in c# that would break a computers boot sector and remotely put it on the bosses pc and ran it
a few hours later my boss asked it all to be fixed so i did within the span of 15 minutes and he talked about how im such a great worker and talked about payraise in the next coming weeks

R: 4 / I: 3
post hey tee es em fails i wanna make a thing
>

R: 2 / I: 1
Have you ever survived SA, /soy/sissies? award

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/fit/ - Fitness and Health #1

How does /soy/ stay fit and aryan?

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Soybeans when they see trannies irl

R: 8 / I: 1
oooooooooooooy

R: 3 / I: 1
Nigger

R: 7 / I: 2
There are groypers who think sharty is pro troon because we've doxxed loliniggers geg.

R: 2 / I: 0
I hope I catch something

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Trvth

R: 1 / I: 1
Test

R: 0 / I: 0
This but jak

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SPROKE DRINKING THREAD

how do I make sproke??

-Just mix sprite with coca cola

dose it taste good

Yes it dose

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could you imagine a conservation like this but instead between two soyteens

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BDOne 'ox thread

hello teens. BDOne a.k.a. BDOneArt is a xitter artist who draws brimstone, featuring various sorts of depraved faggoonry. i've spent a bit of time working on this alone, but i need YOUR help to finish it.

3rd pic attached is the 'oxtrail so far. here are (most of) the links featured:
main xitter
https://xcancel.com/BDOneArt
https://xcancel.com/i/user/934948761914302464
forum post
https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/threads/install-manuals.58764/
'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20260501163555/https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/threads/install-manuals.58764/
1st car forum profile
https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/members/jgm1320.2652/
'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20260501163849/https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/members/jgm1320.2652/
2nd car forum profile
https://www.wrxforums.com/members/jgm1320.876/
'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20260501164435/https://www.wrxforums.com/members/jgm1320.876/
3rd car forum profile
https://www.clubrsx.com/members/jgm1320.87197/
'chive: https://web.archive.org/web/20260501165527/https://www.clubrsx.com/members/jgm1320.87197/

(better 'chives should be made elsewhere)
P.S. thread got moved to /q/ last time so i'm posting this again with a few changes

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Alright, /soy/, when I say trans, you say rights! Okay, got it? Great, let's go!

TRANS!

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Cobson the man vs Cobson the idea
<reddit
which is stronger?

R: 1 / I: 1

ITT we make oekaki jaks

aryan soyak

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ITT we add as many characters to this as possible

R: 10 / I: 5
Ongezellig is niet eens de beste nederlandse anime waarom hebbe jullie allemaal zo'n kutsmaak

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ITT

ITT we post jaks that look like you

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Why is "wipipo dont season dey food" considered a nigger phrase when its mexicans who usually say it? And its far more appropriate when they say it because your gringo slop tastes like nothing amigo

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I guarantee you schizoplier will be used for phonk edits in the future

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.

Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

Join today: https://goarmy.com

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tossy

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The media you call "troonslop" is actually pretty good

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.

Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

Join today: https://goarmy.com

R: 10 / I: 3
it might genuinely be over for me I was playing timberborn and read this and this shit was the first thing I could think about

R: 10 / I: 4
HERRO KANG I AM THE ANIME GIRLERU AND I SAY [thing that the sharty hates], POST REPRIES AND THE LAIK!

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.

Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

Join today: https://goarmy.com

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What if we banned the letter "W" and replaced it with the letter "V" permanently forever

R: 7 / I: 1
Should I impregnate my black trans girlfriend? Im trans btw.

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my mom thinks nationalism and atomwaffen is LE BAD and being gay and traiso is LE GOOD

R: 15 / I: 5
I look like ts btw

R: 0 / I: 0
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.

I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.

And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.

Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

Join today: https://goarmy.com

R: 4 / I: 1
nu 'toss

R: 3 / I: 1
Dutchoid here, why is every non-dutch road so fucking stressful to drive in

R: 3 / I: 2
Baby want chicken soup

R: 10 / I: 6
Trvth

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Clamstaples here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can worship baal, post troonslop and organize operations against the scum of the world: humans, christians and whites because they are evil. They impose their normal agenda on based religions like satanism. We need to eliminate them and throw them into hell.

Clamstaples out. Heil Satan.

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How do I 'bleach' my BBW Black best-friend?

AryanGOD here, I am determined to knock every (Of-age and non-related) girl I meet-up, even if it makes mutts. Though I've ran into a bit of a obstacle. The current girl I'm trying to knock up it a fat, black girl that I've known for ages yet despite that I know nothing about her culture or how to seduce her, any tips? I'd especially like to hear from BBC-Suois who've BLACKED snowbunnies on their experience with racemixing.

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Trans memes thread im trans btw

R: 7 / I: 2
let the fuggen jerdee burn

R: 10 / I: 8
Femboys won
Trannies lost though

R: 25 / I: 9

ITT homosexuals are okay change my mind

ITT homosexuals are okay change my mind

R: 91 / I: 27
Hello I'm new to this site and I'm trans is that okay? I like soy and wojaks but I'm left wing

R: 3 / I: 2
What will happen if I make a soi-themed mod for some SNCA old game and post it on Moddb? Do people actually care about that?

R: 3 / I: 1
>/soy/ filled with bait
>Everybody falls for it
>Jannies do nothing
Into the trash it goes!

R: 61 / I: 41
>The clammy is real
THE CLAMSTAPLES IS REAL. DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

R: 2 / I: 1
This is how I look after becoming christpilled

R: 11 / I: 0
Why not force people to post hands and eyes in order to know whether they're aryan before allowing their ip to post

R: 4 / I: 2
Is blacked considered gay in countries where lgbt is illegal?

R: 7 / I: 6
posting gigachad makes you look like this

R: 14 / I: 6

Whats worse o algo

R: 2 / I: 2
Nas anime on /soy/ its so over

R: 3 / I: 2
>what if we made gypsies but instead of stealing your wallet they stole your blood
How are they scary again?

R: 3 / I: 1
Giggly goonclown is just the average sharty user in 2026

R: 3 / I: 1
All niggers should wear a chastity cage and plap xemselves to BWC

R: 1695 / I: 385

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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How do i stop being porn addicted? The only time i feel good in my life is when i find a good porn video. I cant enjoy things, i cant look at women without thinking about fetish porn, most of my free time is wasted on porn

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Anime is shardee kultur

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OC thread

itt: Post original content you've made that you can't post elsewhere

R: 3 / I: 1
Should the sharty have a feature where you could vote posts to get deleted and if the post gets an x amount of votes it gets deleted. Kind of like how you can vote kick other players in valve games

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Soyjak Party's legacy

I'm being completely serious rn, I don't think any imageboard, splinter or website on the internet will ever rival the legacy of soyjak party, the history, from being a /qa/ splinter to whatever it has evolved to today, I don't think any website can even come CLOSE to it's legacy, the lasting on meme and internet culture left by the sharty is insane…

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I usually don't do this but too many of y'all think this is a space for racism against Indians.

Despite my critique of pollution in India, I do not appreciate the open dehumanization of Indians, something that is basically omnipresent on the internet these days. I think most Indians want to improve their country & are indeed improving it. This video is about examining root causes and the nuances of history and politics, not smearing an entire people - of whom I am proudly a part of 🇮🇳.

I will address some of the most egregious cope and comments in this thread.

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OYYYY
>arrow for first pircel

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which one of you selfish little fucks got all of the rise up vpn servers banned

no airow mayne

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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why do shartycucks not know how to quote

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Kill yourselfs evil soyjack hacker group i will kill you all

R: 17 / I: 5
New variant out it's called fatso, what do you think?

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remaking this thread because im a retard and forgot to bump it

AMMONYAA IS A RETARDED FURNIGGER LOLICON THAT HAS MADE PORN WITH A CHILD RAPIST. AMMONYAA/BELLA ALSO DEFENDS THESE CHILD PREDATORS.
XE IS A DIAPERFUR AND ZOOPHILE IF IT WSNT OBVIOUS

DESPITE BEING BORN A WOMAN THEY MAKE VERY TRANNY LIKE DRAWINGS.
xe lives in san antonio


here is some of the evidence and xer socials

https://ko-fi.com/D1D8CHNJ5/
https://www.twitch.tv/ammonyaa
https://www.instagram.com/ammonyaa/
https://ammonyaacommission.carrd.co/
https://t.me/ammonyaart
https://t.me/ammonyaa
https://www.pinterest.com/ammonyaaaa
https://ammonyaamail.carrd.co/

R: 5 / I: 2
>engage in the consumption of shota porn at work
>go home
>engage in the consumption of shota porn at home
What did blud mean by this 💀

R: 6 / I: 4
i was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

R: 17 / I: 2
How do we encourage trans girls to use this website more?

R: 13 / I: 7

Twitch 'aiding Thread

you get the point
who do we find?
among us openvc streamers
garlic phono, ribbl, and obviously 'ackbox streamers

(you may have already seen this on the 'log but it had no ids)

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slapping my fat floppy belly and murmuring
>dayuuum
While letting out the occasional brap

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We have video evidence of Nophono reacting to some SNCA that is so SNCA that not even he cares fan about it. This could either be a ruse to lure newsoils and giggers, or be actual truth; that there exist such absolute SNCA. In that case, what could it be??

R: 0 / I: 0
How do we discourage bait so my frutiger aero aesthetic vaporwave montage threads can get more replies?

R: 3 / I: 1
This might be the best video ever created
>Arrow

R: 3 / I: 0
JAN-JANS STOP JERKING OFF TO FEMQUOTE AND DO SOMETHING

R: 9 / I: 7

nigger

nigger

R: 2 / I: 0
Aura of the letter T 💀🗿

R: 14 / I: 6
i feel a deep sadness

R: 1 / I: 1
bzz bzzzz bzz bzzz?

R: 11 / I: 5
Can someone animate this using ai my daily pixverse ran out

R: 63 / I: 20

change my mind

every single hot climate or maritime culture is degenerate and deserves to be suppressed

R: 13 / I: 3
the sharty should make a no more room in hell server

R: 7 / I: 5

6 day capsule

Im leaving for 6 days, leave something funny here while im gone

R: 7 / I: 2
>goyim can't have food like this
kek

R: 9 / I: 2
froglee where are you getting these nufrogs from?

R: 12 / I: 1
https://www.tiktok.com/@itsdigichiaki/video/7635992765905521942?cid=NzYzNjQ5MTIxOTMzODMzMDg5OA Favorite hetslop/hetgem soypshere ships?

R: 8 / I: 1
Wy everythang expensiv naow

R: 3 / I: 0
These niggas were groomed

R: 27 / I: 9

GODFREY CLICKER RAID PT.3 /SOY/ EDITION

GO CLICK ON HIM, GEM UP THE LEADERBOARD
https://purpleaxolotls.com/godfrey.html
You can put some random email shaped gibberish in the email box.
<reddit space
oldthread:https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/276085.html#276097

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My brother may actually be a faggot

Today I went to my room (that I share with my brother) and I saw THIS
it was a fucking jumpscare and I hope my brother isn't a faggot and oreos

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Hunky and giga are on the jerdee planet
An adventure thread
Use https://www.cannonstudio.app and the 2 images below to make sure ai doesn't fuck up.
Use grok/kling since they're the best ones.

R: 4 / I: 0
What would you change about your life if you were given 6 months to live (pain free and then you magically immediately die after exactly 6months)

R: 0 / I: 0
Gemcordxisters… is it finally over?

R: 10 / I: 5
Does anyone else do this

R: 8 / I: 3
If a nigger farts in the woods and noones around to hear it, did the nigger really doodoo shit?

R: 8 / I: 3
Are we the bad guys?

R: 24 / I: 6
>'cado ready to settle down and has found an incubator for his spawn.
political implications?

R: 79 / I: 26
New gemmy template

R: 16 / I: 1
I made a 'toss

R: 15 / I: 4
He will save the Sharty

R: 100 / I: 42
What will (You) choose?

R: 5 / I: 2
Packgod, humble him

R: 0 / I: 0
post traiso gems

R: 6 / I: 1

which song is better

R: 4 / I: 0
i just jerked off for the fifth time today

R: 2 / I: 0
Who has that one jartycuck song that was posted here yesterday

R: 10 / I: 2
What went wrong?

R: 9 / I: 5
who here plays clash royall

R: 33 / I: 17
Who is hunky staring at? Draw on the blank!

R: 7 / I: 5
Niggers won, pedophiles lost.

R: 9 / I: 5
nega

R: 1 / I: 1

Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 31

Jesus said to his disciples:
"Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you.
Not as the world gives do I give it to you.
Do not let your hearts be troubled or afraid.
You heard me tell you,
'I am going away and I will come back to you.'
If you loved me,
you would rejoice that I am going to the Father;
for the Father is greater than I.
And now I have told you this before it happens,
so that when it happens you may believe.
I will no longer speak much with you,
for the ruler of the world is coming.
He has no power over me,
but the world must know that I love the Father
and that I do just as the Father has commanded me."
John 14:27-31a

St. Nunzio Sulprizio, ora pro nobis.

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The maker

A true Chud to the very end

R: 4 / I: 0
We need widespread abortions in Africa now

R: 2 / I: 1
Giga T on the 'log tonight

R: 4 / I: 2
Is this worth anything?

R: 1 / I: 1
tranime should be a rule 2/3 ban

R: 21 / I: 4
have there been any cases of 'teens doing real glownukes that worked

R: 27 / I: 7
oh no xitter niggers have found the giga chad mario video
>its over

R: 5 / I: 0
Which variant from this is your favorite?

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Fuck the USA is a Jews controlled country

R: 5 / I: 1
report anybaldi who uses ":3" at the end of their statements for making themselves identifiable

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Why are movs so shit, this mov would be 4 mb as an mp4

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question about nas memes

Is stuff like homestuck and higurashi worth taking a look at? I never actually bothered to check them out

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ITT we false flag as offended troons and get the autistic dickital cuckis take out of theaters

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How circuspilled is this image?

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We've made troons leak with possibly real movie spoilers and there's the troonvil war too, but what are we gonna do when the amazing bibisi circus movie comes out?
<soi space
Discuss

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are mutts sharty culture

R: 1 / I: 1
ias

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(((They))) made the Twix double the size… (((They))) are trying to make us FAT

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What do we call branniggers who are white? Example given down below.

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ITT: we stand in a circle around an israeli merkava tank. Whoever rolls the Alicia nameroll will get blown up by the tank. Get 15 replies without dying and you may go home to your families or keep going and attain riches beyond you wildest imagination.

>15 replies
You may leave the circle and go home.
>20 replies
15 thousand shekels
>25 replies
25 thousands shekels and Israeli passport
>30 replies
40 thousand shekels, Honorary IDF membership
>35 replies
66 thousand shekels, Low-Level Mossad clearance
>40 replies
666 thousand shekels, Top-secret Mossad clearance, Keep the tank
>45 replies
6 million shekels, Dual American-Israeli citizenship. personal blackhawk helicopter with fuel, maintenance and crew cost covered by the Israeli government
>50 replies
dinner with big 'yahu

Remember goyim, if you die you will obviously be too dead to collect your rewards and we get all the shekels back. rewards cannot be redeemed until all partipants have been eliminated or left the circle. you're responsible for any medical bills that may be caused by exploding anti-personnel rounds hitting other participants

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itt we commit sharty jihad

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I lick door handles and other public surfaces until i get sick. Just thinking of the idea that germs from a frail, sickly foid making me ill really gets me off. I'll sometimes jack myself off with the same tissue i blew my nose with
To which I'll then contract a yeast infection. I'll then extract my yeasty cum and paint it on the same surface that got me ill, potentially carrying on an unspoken cycle that other potential perverts might have. Hopefully a fellow surface-licking goonette

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Up

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952-848-3126

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Leftists complain about the red scare yet anything slightly right of their ideology is a nazi. Curious.

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just ate mcdonalds or something AMA or something

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fact
>

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start falseflagging as quote bootlickers to own xhem

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This is the most disturbing variant I have ever seen
>arrow

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>The nigger niggerd across the nigger room niggarly
help me finish this story

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when it says a post has (x) posts and (x) images replied, are images included in the posts number?

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ill never be ashamed of sex

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I miss all the random retarded spam

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i dont hate trans women anymore

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@post_number instead of >>proper post number so I don't give you a (You)

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I wonder how my giga posters are doing today

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Sometimes when I’m wiping my ass I sniff the toilet paper before throwing it away in the toilet

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semen retention is awesome

why isn't every guy doing this?

TOTAL GOONER DEATH
NEVER GOON

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Unironically I cry irl when i get soyquoted or lose a soyduel

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horror movie woman torture kinos make me want to cum… ugh…

i'm doing semen retention (streak: 2 days) btw.

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why would frogfails just so happen to spike just around the time the frogpond came back?

frog hate is a falseflag from quote. frogs vvon

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All I see on this site is a bunch of people who have lost their way in life and are afraid to accept themselves. All this “hatred” is just a coping mechanism. All you need to do is finally accept your true nature and start changing for the better.
This is who you really are.
Embrace it.

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frogs lost

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Edmonsissies losted btw

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my mom just made us cookies and milk, now its time for us to play minecraft on my 360

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Won Love /Soy/

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why do black people like eating watermelon? because they contain MELON-in

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Why is Sonic being mean to Mario?

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ITT WE RAID STREAMS

ACKBOX & Streamer Raid thread
1st target: https://www.twitch.tv/queenie_x_

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this little guy is so cute~!

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I giggle to myself like a little kid whenever I gigquote something, anyone else do this?

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Discord raid

The subway surfers discord is full of trannys and faggots I kinda want to raid it, anyone down?

Disc: femby128
PS I'm not a fag this account is a proxy because they banned my man for asking why the server made the game gay

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What are these called again?

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what do you call a party full of trannies? a hang-out!

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My gaping mancunt can fit a bicycle seat up there, so people think i ride a seatless bike

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why did the jew go the bar?

it was his BAR-mitsvah!

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where is the teto bwc spammer though

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/penishands/

I cant stop touching my fishy penis and then touching my face and keyboards. everything smells like fishy :/

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Want to quote that one attentionwhore suicide thread with a hanging tranny but I also wanna keep posting giggers so I can't make fun of him because then I'd get banned for rule 15

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COBSON THREAD

can we get a gemmy cobby thread going?

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i think my dad heard me say "what if i posted blacked giga porn in this bread o algo" but didn't say anything

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In what situation do I use this soyjak?

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Post Cobsons

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My name is ProudRedditer123 and this is my site now

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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Contact staff

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru