Hoppers

An unremarkable entry in the once great Pixar's continued decent into irrelevance, Hoppers loosely threaded plot lines never truly connect.
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Starring
Jon Hamm, Bobby Mynihan, Piper Curda
Director
Daniel Chong
Rating
PG
Genre
Adventure, Comedy, Family
Release date
March 6, 2026
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C-
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40%
Visuals/Cinematography
85%
Performance
82%
Direction
72%
Age Appropriate
100%
Parent Appeal
100%
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0% WOKE | 100% BASED
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In the shimmering labs where science blurs the line between human and wild, a passionate young animal lover discovers a groundbreaking way to “hop” her mind into lifelike robotic creatures—slipping into fur, fins, and feathers to truly understand their hidden world, in Hoppers.

Hoppers Review

Like Disney before it, Pixar was once the Gold Standard for family animation. Films like The Incredibles, most of the Toy Story franchise, and others captured the imagination of young and old alike, tugged at our heartstrings, and gave generations a look at the human condition in a way that only animation can. However, the last few years have seen the once creative giant decline as rapidly as virtually every other film studio. Where their success used to be measured in laurels, now it is measured in mediocrity. “Meh” has become today’s center podium.

Hoppers is yet another entry in Hollywood’s decades-long stream of unfocused, creatively benign time-filler. It takes no chances, has no voice, and no identity aside from a mildly interesting core concept: what if humans could live among and communicate with animals as one of them? Unfortunately, the elastic around the writers’ imagination must have snapped after coming up with this nugget because they decided to shoot thematic scattershot at the screen and hope it would result in a cogent story rather than using it as a foundational concept from which to build. Even then, it’s barely a plot device.

When Buzz entered Woody’s life, he was forced to completely reevaluate his life. In The Incredibles (one of the greatest superhero movies of all time), Mr. Incredible had to learn to let go of his past and embrace the new adventure his life had become as he saved the world and fought injustice and discrimination. In Hoppers, an angry little girl has to get the highway construction rerouted so she can keep touching grass in her favorite spot.

Hoppers bats around a handful of deeper themes, but they are treated more like accessories rather than foundations. The film gestures toward ideas about environmental stewardship, empathy for animals, and the importance of preserving nature, yet never commits to exploring any of them. They exist largely as convenient plot devices rather than emotional engines for the story. As a result, nothing meaningful is built from them. Characters remain thinly sketched, motivations feel superficial, and the protagonist’s arc barely registers.

Part of the problem is that the central conflict is rooted in something fundamentally small. The young heroine wants to stop a highway project from cutting through a patch of land she enjoys visiting. She does care about the animals and the natural world, but the film frames the fight less as a matter of conviction and more as a matter of personal comfort. She wants to save the space largely because she likes being there. Had the story grounded her struggle in a deeper belief, a genuine moral or philosophical commitment, the film might at least have had a beating heart beneath its message, an obnoxious, leftist beating heart, but a pulse nonetheless.

Pixar itself once showed how to do this well. WALL-E is, on paper, little more than a “save the planet, stop trashing the Earth” parable. But it works because its story is built on loneliness, curiosity, courage, and love. Those emotions drive the narrative, giving the film resonance far beyond its hippy-dippy backdrop. Hoppers never find that kind of emotional center.

Instead, the movie drifts from one mildly amusing encounter to another. A few characters are cute, and there are a couple of chuckles scattered throughout, but the humor rarely lands, and the story wanders more than it builds. Rather than the kind of layered family film Pixar once specialized in — the sort that entertained kids while quietly speaking to adults — Hoppers feels designed almost exclusively for very young viewers.

And that may be the film’s biggest disappointment. Pixar once made animated movies that families watched together because everyone in the room could find something meaningful in them. Hoppers is content to simply occupy children for ninety minutes. It isn’t terrible, but it isn’t memorable either.

For a studio that once set the standard for animated storytelling, that may be the most damning verdict of all.

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  • Hoppers is rated PG, meaning the MPAA believes it is safe for ages 7+.
    • That’s a pretty accurate assessment. There are one or two somewhat intense scenes, but they are age-appropriate.
It’s Not the Sound You Make
  • I’ve said it a thousand times on this site: words are only our crude vocalizations of concepts and ideas. If an idea is offensive, the sound one must make to express it is irrelevant. Conversely, replacing the sound with another that just as clearly expresses the offending idea doesn’t neutralize the idea.
    • So, when this children’s film has a character say, “Flap around and find out,” it may be funny, but it doesn’t change the fact that everyone knows that they just dropped a substitute F-bomb.
      • Fortunately, this is the only instance.

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  • The main character is an uber environmental activist.
    • Her entire sense of happiness and self-worth is tied to activism. In fact, she’s spiraling into depression because she’s “tired of being the only one who cares [about the environment].”
  • The closest thing that Hoppers has to a cogent theme is literally that you should touch grass to reduce anxiety.
  • Deforestation and its effects on animal life are regular refrains.
Yay, Another Disney Chick
  • Let me begin by saying that there is nothing wrong with girls being tomboys. So, that Hoppers’ lead is one isn’t inherently woke. Therefore, I didn’t mark any points off for this. However, I think it is noteworthy that Disney hasn’t had anything close to a traditionally feminine main character, one whose femininity wasn’t all but ignored or treated as a character flaw to overcome, since 2010’s Tangled (I’m open to argument on this one).
    • More than this, what was the last Disney film to have a leading male character whose masculinity wasn’t on trial, or who went on a traditional hero’s journey?
  • The grandma is a tomboy, too.
Gweilo
  • Hoppers is Pixar’s most blatant attempt to appeal to the Eastern Asian market first and everyone else second, since Turning Red. The main character and her family are clearly designed as such. Even the police uniforms look far more like Chinese uniforms than American ones. Pandering to the Asian market, while ethically gray, isn’t inherently woke, but needlessly and almost entirely populating a film with Asians in an American film set in Oregon is.
    • There is only one black character and two distinctly caucasian characters with speaking parts in the film. With the exception of one or two blond-haired characters in the background, everyone else is either clearly East Asian or ambiguously “diverse.”
      • Guess who the villain is? The white guy.
        • He’s a politician, and while they don’t mention his party, he’s absolutely meant to lampoon Republicans.
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  1. smajj03 March 6, 2026 at

    In my personal opinion, Tangled and Big Hero 6 were the last great movies Disney Animation put out. I don’t think Pixar has released a great movie since Inside Out. Good movies, sure, but great movies, meh. Sure wish they would get a clue.

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  2. relict March 6, 2026 at

    I’m finding the conceit–body transference–to be a troubling one in a children’s film. For a film aimed at adults, it’s interesting, but what are they really trying to get children to think about by bringing it into an animated film?

    1. James Carrick March 6, 2026 at

      Yeah, I know what you mean, but I was really looking for any possible furry propaganda, and it’s just not there. The whole animal/body transference thing is nothing more than a plot device.

  3. MikeZilla777 March 7, 2026 at

    Stupid male spider where female spider explains that this is an arrow

    Strong smart brave women and week coward males

    I didn’t enjoy

    Beavers were cool though. I was tricked by funny beavers to see soften left narrative

  4. OutdoorsHammy March 14, 2026 at

    Could you imagine how mortified Pixar and/or Disney would be if they made a semi-based movie with an interesting storyline and character development where white males weren’t villainized, aspirational masculinity was embraced, respected, empowered, and traditional femininity was celebrated, and timeless values were center stage without any traces of “the message” or pandering to “the modern audience”
    – and then that movie went on to be begrudgingly heralded as best animated movie since circa 2010 and absolutely crush it in box office sales?
    Mortified beyond belief – which is why the feckless executives will never take this risk even though some of them likely want to.

  5. thesheeplewillhavetheirsay March 26, 2026 at

    I didn’t see it; my wife and 9 year old son did. They really liked it.
    I don’t mind the environmentalist angle; I’m arch-rightwing but care about the environment. I do like the “go touch grass” theme.
    My 9 year old would not have known what “flap around and find out” is a takeoff on. So safe there.
    I guess I’ll just say he really enjoyed it and thought it was it funny.

  6. PurpleSanz April 2, 2026 at

    Well, I can’t see the woke report anymore (thanks, James!), so here is mine:

    Ugh… Where do I start?

    Let’s start with the main character: a ‘woman’ that looks 100% like a man (not even a tomboy, 100% A DUDE), your typical transgender/non-binary BS. Of course she is an insufferable radical activist with the most annoying voice, and she will never never NEVER EVER shut up (Imagine Greta Thunberg but 100 times more annoying)!. Of course she has to be the only one that is brave, strong, capable of the impossible, raising her voice, girlbossing her way even above royalty.

    The plot? Jeez, even Ferngully and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 were waaaay more subtle. Yes, MAN is the EVIL destroyer of nature, especially if he is white. Speaking of white, every ‘good’ or non-relevant character is black, brown or female, even male animals are depicted as cowards, non-caring, dumb, or plain evil compared to the females, of course! Why am I not surprised?

    Movies like Avatar show you the issue in a very entertaining way, making you care, making you feel invested. This movie feels like your typical insufferable vegan standing outside your favourite meat restaurant, nagging and yelling at you for being a ‘murderer’.

    No… just NO.

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  7. LegoGuru2000 April 6, 2026 at

    Does the message that its ok to take what you want/need without any concern for others because that’s “pond rules”?

    1. Sweet Deals April 6, 2026 at

      I’m refraining from judgment until the film goes to streaming and I can see the whole thing for myself, but I am very concerned about messaging where not only getting what you want is the highest good, but also where taking advantage of others and blithely ignoring or avoiding consequences is a symbol of status and power.

      It’s basically “being cruel and selfish is cool and awesome as long as you get away with it and make yourself look good while doing it”. I despise this type of thinking.

  8. gayandhornydude69 April 14, 2026 at

    leftist propaganda on much cars bad

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  1. LegoGuru2000 April 6, 2026 at Audience Review Edited
    Not Worth ItWokeF

    Hopper is not simply a disporting PIXAR release but a dangerous one. It contains a number if inappropriate to toxic messages that kids who have no critical thinking skills will take in as gospel. The movie is also just boring enough to most adults that they will tune out of the film and onto their phones allowing the film to indoctrinate the kid uninterrupted.

    The films negative to toxic messages include father homes as the norm, parents who abandon their kids as the norm, that as long as what you are doing is about social justice then you can do no wrong. The film is about an animal activist named Mabel who justifies all the damage and destruction she causes in the name of saving the animals. IN addition to the bad messaging from the humans in the film the animals themselves also convey the idea that in life you take what you want/need without any regret or consideration of others. There is no way this was done accidentally or unintentional. This movie feels like psychologists were consulted on how best to brainwash young kids with ideas of social justice and in a way that parents are not so easy to pick up on. Its very alarming and as a parent you either need to watch it for yourself, w/o your phone as a distraction, or if your set on letting your kids watch it then watch it with them closely and pause the film and address with them the bad messaging the film contains,

    WARNING: This is a film targeted at very young kids and at one point towards the end the face of a human is ripped away. Underneath is a robot but with very real looking teeth/mouth, something that could be easily VERY frightening to a young child.

 

 

 

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