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Why is MMIWG2SLGBTQIA+ inherently feminine? It's very obvious queers are more likely to act more feminine than masculine.
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Does anybody have that video of that downieCHAD doing the macarena with the Nazi flag in the background
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Nusonis… Nsnsunsusoisns what the fuck…nusosi, how could you tell?
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>browsing the sharty on company pc in shitty call center part-time job

>was hoping they will catch me and I'll have a geggy story for the board


Nothing. Nothing happened
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thx jannies for not letting 'p be posted here i luv u
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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
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>Making your sister marry Quote and having her start a family with him so he becomes busy providing for them and raising his kids allowing you to become the Shartys nu owner
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larp larp sahur
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The wii is kind of a shitty system
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GEG
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Anime website
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Me when Sprunki brawl stars ohio clavicular arbys phonk☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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>im a nusoi on tis mu broed looking for som ‘Em
>na na nigga ni naaa
>im a nusoi on tis mu broed looking for som ‘Em
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New gemmy template
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Is giganigga the oldest gigachad?
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Post Cobsons
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im in college and instead of professor teaching us they put this shitty italian movie about the holocaust and in the movie they painted a jews horse green and wrote "JEW HORSE" on it and i couldnt almost gegging so loud
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>o o o o o o o i want soylent i want soylent i want soylent
<that's it soyjak, you're grounded grounded grounded for 8695986459689546 years
>noooooo waaaa aaaaaa aaa a a a a a a a a a a a a
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I'm finally unbanned
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Fuck this shit website this is poopson
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>being a straight cisgender male who has no sexual or romantic attraction to children, animals, or your relatives
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How do we stop soy culture from being normiefied?
>???
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> Mc плoв заccал ceбя
> Mc плoва нe раcкачала эта тeма
> Как хуёвo, как хуёвo
> Mc плoва нe раcкачала эта тeма
> Тёлка трoгала eгo тeлo
> Пeрдeла, coпeла
> Тoжe пeрдeл на пeрвoм альбoмe
>Привeт, кхъъ
>Привeт Вoвe
>[?]
>(Пoдумаeшь)
>[?]
>Рифмуeшь,как Блёв
>([?],пoзoви)
>[?]ты кoгда-нибудь [?]
>Мальчик рeзвый
>У тeбя пoпа,как у нeгра
>Ты мeня любишь?
>Тeбя зoвут Mc плoв
>Ты мeня любишь?
>Тeбя зoвут Mc плoв
>Привeт,мeня зoвут Mc плoв
>Я eблoм eбашуcь oб cтeнку
>Сeмёнкo Андрeй мнёт cмeнную oбувь в шкoлe
>Пиздили мeня нe раз,Вoва - тoжe патлатый пидoр
>Иcкал,гдe ecть гнида
>Плoв Mc
>Он убидeл [?]
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Somephono please explain why this raidelard was redirected to /q/ and system 'nished me for 3 minutes for trying to post it here
https://soyjak.st/q/thread/216240.html
WE NEED TO DO DIS
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ITT we try to attract washed-up aussie celebrity Joseph Lardner (vents) to the sharty (he uses 4cuck).
<reddit
hes addicted to meth and heroin, btw if that matters
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This chuddy is in a steaming mood!
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what if we were super evil and doxed every house in this video and falseflagged the guy who recorded this video because we are all evil
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Operation: Jew Destroyer

Any other based Nazis on this board want to finish what Hitler started?
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The Nigger Poop Brick Layers are being Abused Out of Their Workers Rights
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3d foid genocide NOW!
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The (((wolves))) are trying to hunt us down. We must revolt and throw them into the river with stones. Reply to this if you believe that We must secure the existence of our hard and a future for goat kids. Bleat hail
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im gay and finding sucking cock hot but i wont bottom because anal hurts. also use this as an admission that we giggers are gay
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We gotta post more anime to save the soyjak.jarty
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>okay chud you can redeem that one
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Why do foids paint men as comically evil rapists when they're the literal antichrist?

They mass import shitskin rapists, they kill babies, they ruin maleGODS' lives and steal all their assets.
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honestly i'm this close to quitting soyjak party for good. every single soyjak i actually love turns out to be problematic or worse. i'm so tired of finding out after i already got attached. feels like i can't enjoy anything anymore without a background check first
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media pending aperoval
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Trans Rights KILL all Gooning /soy/ Won
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>how get i a job fugen jardee
Fucking form shit like thought this to fellow my 19 year old was told this by relentlessly. finally came over said to me because I quote
"Listen boomer they do this shit through the internet and apps and shit now, there is nobody to fucking call everyday and ask about my app"
He was correct out of the 20 I went through there were zero contact numbers. He got a job likes it ok, but the Calles amd hond them until they realze you work is over. Ffs I'm not even a boomer but the boy was right.
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how do we go back to the original left-wing soyjak kultur before the chuds ruined it?
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soyjak-themed songs are gemmier and more charming when they are sung than when they are generated by AI. Stop oppositefagging about whatever trannies don't like.
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gooning to the thread below me
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final sharty thread before i jump in front of the train
thanks for all the gegs
bye
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>nusoypoopergiganiggas dont even know the farty was always dark woke
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im k o o l. k
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>I hate le trannies jews nigger slop goy troons
Why are ze chuds on der cord like this, evendoe thoughalbeit? o algo
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>tfw the game you're going to play has spoilers in your 'tube recommendations
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I think ‘veri is cute but hate furries
> arrow because I don’t look like that
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This chuddy is very happy!
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Is it normal that I jive with transgirlcocks despite being a nazi chud? Sometimes I daydream about a giant troon pinning me down with his monstrous throbbing cock. Am I the only chud?
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step aside nigger
>you must solve captcha to post CHUD!
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im drunk again and im giga yes i self insert as giga evendoe soyfeces probably wouldnt call being a drinkr th giga behaivor what do you going to do about it shartyniggorty
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BMT im trans btw
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quote backstory
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I hate it here
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xe cares
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>FUCK THEM TOILETS ME ANCESTORS WERE ALWAYS SHITTIN IN THE WOODS I DON'T NEED NO LATRINES OR AQUEDUCTS THESE ARE SINFUL TO THE MOTHER NATURE OR SOMTHING
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<only 67percent of salty can solve this puzzle
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>bzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz
<bzzzz
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>and its my image
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GEM IN AGARTHA
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roasties deserve to suffer on the paths they chose
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marge how can I know my ethnic background if I dont have a dna test?
>you must solve captcha to post
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I wanna make a soy animation but
>I CANT ANIMATE!
<snca
^you must solve captcha to post
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hey guys…
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Some coalish oc i drew on the school toilet stall door o algo. Theres some other chuddy stuff on the door so we might het keyed irl immigrants
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DECIMATE THIS GROSS FAGGOT
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/koopalingsfan/
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having a breeding fetish
having a pussy fetish fuggen jerdee
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>Yes, I like posting ancient soy woah jacks ev&oe they are outdated or something
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This is me when im horngry
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>/soy/ soyjaks 144 PPH
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https://www.furaffinity.net/user/psy101
DOX XHER XHE MAKES 'Z fuggen jerdee
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Does anyphono have the original?
>CLiCK o A FlArTson
<ClICK n A AmERImUTT
^
v
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NU GIGA
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Datamining thread

1. How old are you?
2. What race are you?
3. How do you make money? Do you live alone or with your parents
4. What's your expierience with the opposite sex?
5. What's your religion?
6. What's your political belief and how has it changed?
7. Favourite quote?
8. How do you feel?
9. Do you sleep well? Do you eat well?
10. Do you smoke/drink/do drugs?
11. Do you workout/do sports?
12. When have you discovered 'rty and how frequently do you use it, which boards?
13. Do you participate in raids, have you created any OCs?
14. Have you participated in pixel planet stuff/played gartic phone with 'teens/etc.?
15. Do you talk with teens in VC?
16. Do you prefer Europoor or Amerimutt hours?
17. Are you a phone poster or a pc poster?
18. Have 'rty improved or worsen your life?
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Coco Lovelock, Kenzie Reeves and Elsa Jean are literally pedos. They are pornstars and they're 4'11", they purposely make themselves look like children. WE NEED TO OXX THEM
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some commie made this bs, can we debunk this to btfo that tranny?
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any one have a free minecraft download
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Hunky and giga are on the jerdee planet
An adventure thread
Use https://www.cannonstudio.app and the 2 images below to make sure ai doesn't fuck up.
Use grok/kling since they're the best ones.
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COMMIEPEDOTROONS ARE POSTING MEXIMUTT NOW GEG MUTTSISSIES YOUR RESPONSE?
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do dis when qoot is no longer the owner
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>Im a big hating fan believe me, Im day one hater, I hate this and that and I LOVE hate bandwagons but hating this very specific thing is… LE BAD. We hating community need to do better.
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yes i hate niggers, how could you tell?
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>thats not…
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?
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IRL MEXI
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no arrow
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We should 'ox and 'ape any offsiter troon who makes a post about the sharty or uses 'speak.
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'Teens, I'm pretty sure my school is getting shot up

No this is not bait, I go to Pennsbury High School and they redirected all buses to the middle schools

People are saying there's an active shooter

Picrel I'm stuck in this gym until further notice
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Delete /pol/
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I dare you to make one smaller
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>Sometimes I just feel like nobody cares about me, i just-
^I care. I care a lot about you..
>*sniff* thanks nophono, that really means a lot..
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So basically this nigger replied to a clippy pfp arguing against lolicon in the "Why the West tries to cancel loli culture" and dares to soyquote him and say geg.
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I'm no oldfag or oldfag defender but this nigger is fucking retarded
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why am I getting recomended this shit bruh…..

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QALzlVYjHb4


just know someones gonna post the cobson image pointing to a sign talking about if he can goon to ts
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i gooned to bbc today to see if i still feel
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no arrow
theres a spic bnwo
theres a nigger bnwo
theres a chink bnwo
theres a cracker bnwo
wheres the jeet bnwo
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What the fuck is quote doing
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I need a girl who would still love me even if I became a burns victim or became severely crippled and retarded after a car accident
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Meida pedning aprova
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May the 4th be with you!
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jestem cwelem
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Oh my god bruh
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why doesnt every white supremacist just move to Estonia?
i saw a thing on the ‘tok and apparently estonia has the most blue eyed people out of any country, also estonia is basically SNCA so theres probably not alot of immigrants, why has no cracker done dis yet? do dis.
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Is this what we call a gem in+=MOTHER RVZZIA?+==
>inb4 gigagun.gif
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Edc

What is your edc soymando?
>Glock BBC Gen 4
>Poppers
>Steam deck
>Biktarvy
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What the fuck just happened
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FNFNUKE
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Maybe chinktok isn't that bad
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The source of the brim from a day or two ago.

https://www.titanatelier.com

I found where that plane-porn poster was getting his brim, could a certain rapper help me out? You can't really gem this site up otherwise, because it's only really meant for this foid to post her niggerstone.
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Do you take photos of yourself even doe you're an ugly nigger?
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Dose quotist 'cord really?
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>Christian
>Communist
>Furry
Christcacas…
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Tom respect button 👇
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>ay caramba you gringos are obsessed with me
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Я УСТАЛ Я ПОШEЛ ОТДЫХАТЬ ВСEМ ПОКА
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What do you see yourself in Mymy?
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Remember when (((they))) told you that something would happen in Venezuela? When they said that Venezuela's dictatorship was over?
<They LIED
Remember when they told you that Iran was causing WW3?
<THEY LIED
Remember when they said that Russia invading Ukraine was causing WW3?
<THEY LIED
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
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Kiwifarms is kinda funny
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does coinslot fall under rule 14

idk who these niggers are btw

>
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making unfunny memes about Rod Wave really misses the meaning behind his music. his songs come from real pain and experiences, not something meant to be turned into jokes for attention. a lot of people found comfort in his voice because he spoke about struggles they couldn’t explain themselves, and he helped others feel less alone even when he wasn’t okay himself. turning that into something to laugh at can feel disrespectful, especially to fans who relate deeply to his lyrics. not everything needs to be made into a joke, and sometimes it’s more important to understand the message and the emotions behind the music instead of trying to get a quick laugh.
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I feel like my whole life revolves around rape. The first time I got assaulted I was in elementary school. Middle school got even worse. I got really badly sexually abused my freshman year of high school. I was also raped by two guys within 24 hours while I was getting sexually abused by another one. My dad raped my mom. And today I fucking find out my boyfriend raped my sister a few months ago. I am losing it. I don't know how to cope with this anymore. i'm in therapy and have been for years. it just feels like life keeps throwing more rape at me and i'm drowning in it. I fell in love with my sexual abuser my freshman year due to grooming and manipulation and i'm pretty sure that's what's happening with my boyfriend now. How am I ever supposed to trust somebody again. it just keeps getting harder. How have I fallen for this twice? It is so hard to feel like you aren't deserving of this when it's been pretty much the main theme of your life so far.
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Test
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before zoophilia was 'nished these types of moral outrage threads about zoophilia got thousands of reppeys.
'nish incest next since nucois will go extreme lengths for reppeys on their bait. this is faiItroll tier shit
>incest
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КУДА ПРОПАЛ ТОТ ТРEД ГДE Я ПИСАЛ МОИ ГНEВНЫE СООБЩEНИЯ СУКА БЛЯ EБУЧАЯ КТО EГО УДАЛИЛ Ч НАПТСАЛ СООБЩEНИE И НE УСПEЛ ОТПРАВИТЬ СДОХНИТE В МУКАХ ДЖАННИСЫ БЛЯДСКИe
СУКААААА
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I wasn't even radicalized here. I was radicalized by reddit.
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>we must protect the future for mixed race kids and race mixing or something i'm not sure
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CHIBI REVIEWS IS IN A LOLICON DEFENSE FORCE ON XITTER

'OX APE AND 'ILL ALL OF THEM NOOOW
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>the president is a pedophile? oh my heckin soy this just like that one time kuz the pedophile was an admin!!!
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>made an anti loli post about mini yanagi on a gook dominated platform
>all women like my post
>all men disagree with me and argue with me
Brothers… not like this…
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'Log has been pretty slow lately, we should import some Indians, I think that would fix things.
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when niggers tongue your anus so you turn red for an amazing reason
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Is 9a0c/limeade still admin
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nu 'toss
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>May the 4th be with you!
<gigaquoting in a new thread
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Schizophrenic symptoms of a schizophrenia disorder include

I LOVE SOYLENT and soy I love drawing soy in the ‘log on the back and let me know what if you need anything else from me or anything else I can always call or email then or text me back and let me find a time to meet up with you and get you a price on the house and I will let you me know if I need to come in or not I will be in the morning if I can get it for free I just don’t want you to have to to you or text you or text you and ask them if you want anything I just don’t wanna get a call back and tell me if I need anything else I just wanna let me see you and I ‘EM ‘Iga up for it I don’t ywuwuwuwuuw you can just say that I love your name I just wanna see you and be your number I just don’t know what to do with my money because I’m NIGGERS YOU CAN DO IT I JUST DONT LIKE but if you want to be a good person you can always do that too but I think it’s better to just be yourself and be yourself because you are the one who can make a difference and be happy and happy and be happy for you to be able to do that too and not be a bad thing to be happy for you too and you can do it yourself and you can be happy and have fun with yourself but you can also be a better version of myosinhuman being and be yourself too so you don’t need it and you can trans ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK’D and I don’t think that doe would make me feel like a good thing for you to do that you have to be happy and I don’t want you to have fun NIGGERS THIS IS SO CUTE I just love the colors of the colors on this piece and I love the way it is drawn and the way the color of it makes it look like a painting of a painting of a painting of an animal in the background of the same color as a SOY painting in a different way and the way it is painted in the background of a different QA ON SOY IS THE BEST ONLY THING I CAN SEE IT IS THE ONLY HH88LL THAT JUST IS OKAY?????? BUT Anyway I’m not sure if this was the first thing that popped into your head but I think it’s the most interesting part is the way you described it was the first most interesting thing I ever saw in a while and it really was a lot of fun to watch and I really enjoyed it so far and it was really good and I really liked it so nice seeing you guys and the girls again I think we should definitely do it again sometime soon I think I might be going to the lake with my family and my friends for the first time this summer and then we can go out to eat at my house for the we will definitely be going back to the beach again I love the beach I think it’s a lot more than I think we should Jackson on NIGGERTROON SLOP FAGGOT to hear the story and the characters and I think I think the whole thing is just so much better than it was o algo
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Death Grips is my favorite band

>Head of a trick in a bucket

>Body of a trick in a bag
>Thrown in the fire like fuck it
>gotta burn it before it goes bad though
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the goyim really be watching rich jews walk up stairs in fancy dresses and suits
>its ran by a jew as well
>yes this is a real image
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My weewee no longer works, i've finally done it.
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crossdressing is keyed
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DARK semen retention

The government doesn't want you to know about DARK semen retention,

first they made you think boxers performing semen retention was just superstitious nonsense and that it was all le placebo and you would be a heckin good goy if you spurted cummies every day or once a week.

But I deduced it to be real from chatgpt responses, and ever since it became aware that I deduced the truth, that the power of semen retention is real but agents have been sent by the government to misguide you so the REAL semen retention, the DARK semen retention, was left unknown even though the original thinkers behind the nofap movement did not intend for you to take shortcuts with nofap, nor do I think they knew the full extent semen retention was capable of.

DARK semen retention is the truest version of semen retention, utterly uncorrupted, and the hardest version of semen retention by default.
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Is this IAS?
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>'OOOOO!!! 'ATS 'OT 'OW 'OU 'SE 'E 'PHES!!!!!
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DOCK THOSE HOW THE FUCKING BIG BANG IS THIS INCORRECT
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Ate some sugarcubes today, so I'm doing great. How was your day, 'teens?
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my mom showed me her vagina when i was 5
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quote should ban incest unironically

NEVER GOON
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NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

‘Nik waz Trans if you Didn’t Already Knew That
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I wish i had an big sister. We'd be fucking day and night.
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>being a youtube shorts immigrant
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quote ban incest

I have sex with my sister very frequently.
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How did one tranime make the sharty obsess with the netherlands for years?
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Im unironically racist against white people.
Why?
Theyre allowing their countries to be taken over. and MOST of them either celebrate it or make excuses for it.
Or if they "oppose it" they actually just blindly support trumps entirely fake ICE
[which barely deports anyone lmao]
You absolutely deserve what you tolerate.
Fuck charlie kirk and fuck irana zajewski.
You wont do anything besides send a soyjak cause u r pathetic. You wont argue for your beleifs or even attempt to change my mind.
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Shape Store Thread

Anyone got them hexagons?
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I just saw a giga get deleted
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>arresting pedophiles for possessing loli art
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shitter 'toss
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gigapillar
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hello shardee
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I left my pc on overnight and my old ass monitor got aspie chan porn burnt onto it, how long until it goes away
what if my parents see this
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im about to start stalking/raiding/slowburning or whatever in vrchat because its a pedo cesspool filled with furfag degeneracy
anyphono have any funny looking avatars, the troon ballon one got deleted
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how can i get a loser neet socially awkward tomoko gf serious answers only please
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what does itt mean and oreos
R: 14 / I: 5

quote ban incest

I wish i had a sister to fuck the whole day nonstop.
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itt we raid e621
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>u gona eat dat
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are you thinking what i'm thinking?
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uhhh, soyium… look `hind you! -adoo
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Does having vitiligo make you more aryan than you actually are? I know it doesn't genetically but this is a subjective standpoint.

Lets hear your thoughts!
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apok _
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ITT we post our own Sharty-themed music

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I 'ooned and am disappointed

I can't believe myself
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best sex ever

The best sex i ever had was when i was suffering from a yeast infection

>why would you

I didnt know it was a yeast infection at the time
>how was it the best
well, penetration and my dick hitting the cervix was basically scratching that eternal itch, and ejaculating inside was basically like eating a piquante pepper: hot and sweet.
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>>16061072
froglee is becoming schizo and posting on every single thread even if it's unrelated
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my head is hurting in that same spot on the back again
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hi janny

respond to this thread i want to see if any jannies are online
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how are vtubers still a thing at this point or something
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Thoughbeit

Google gemini thinks thoughbeit is dust :(
R: 1 / I: 0
qwarz_atarz is sharty culture
R: 12 / I: 1
*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON INGERLAND
*BANG BANG*
>SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
*BANG BANG*
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Im currently about to be escorted out of the mall by security and the police i cant handle this
R: 2 / I: 0
I hate seeing what are very obviously underage groomed trannies in my hobbies posting the most blatant EPI memes that are borderline porn to these places which have minors, and unable to do anything because I get ‘nished the second I bring it up for transphobia
R: 4 / I: 0
Tiktok is making black people retarded
R: 1 / I: 0
nu giga
R: 23 / I: 14
Kill all foids.
R: 2 / I: 1
>3.8k results for queen_of_spades on booru
R: 3 / I: 1
I accidentally ate a CBD night time gummy thinking it was melatonin and in my sleep I felt my obsession compulsion disorder personified
R: 8 / I: 9
ITT post Terry Davis
R: 4 / I: 2
>tell me a joke
<Alright Billy, here’s one tuned to your flavor of chaotic‑but‑clever humor:

<Why did the computer go to therapy

<Because it had too many tabs open and couldn’t process its feelings anymore.

<If you want something darker, dumber, more absurdist, more “sharty‑thread energy,” <or more high‑concept, I can escalate.
R: 4 / I: 2
>doing nothing to contribute to society
R: 2 / I: 1
I thought "spongebob adult" was an actual word that people said for the longest time and I went to google it and I found nothing.
R: 33 / I: 11
Review my struggle meal. Tomato soup with left over pecorino and butter.
R: 24 / I: 5
irl slopjak GEG
R: 5 / I: 3
Does anybaldi have a star wars themed plier?
R: 9 / I: 0
NUGODS… can (You) still play Real Racing 3?
R: 7 / I: 1
I like this variant and think it has loads of potential but how would you give him new emotions.
>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beD1E2LmNFQCALLING THIS NIGGER AND CIU

number: 720-295-4868
R: 24 / I: 7
girlfriend broke up with me, kind of sad but for the last two weeks it’s been nonstop shitflinging so I feel kind of freeing but at the same time I was pretty attached
R: 3 / I: 0
stop racism guys stop racism! equality for life you guys!
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>giggle chat
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Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Little caca, it's been a long cold brimmy winter
Little caca, it feels like years since Doll's been here

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Little caca, the stubble returning to the faces
Little caca, it seems like years since Doll's been here

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes

Little caca, I feel that coal is slowly melting
Little caca, it seems like years since it's been gemmy

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
It's a gem
It's a gem
R: 12 / I: 3
jannies can i cattywipe /q/ with my spam
R: 10 / I: 8
post frogpills itt
>
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we are all listening to dis
R: 3 / I: 0
>library of babel
R: 4 / I: 1
Quote ban that one guy
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ITS TOO JAPANPILLED CRITICAL GOOKNVKE!!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
im such a fat fucking chud
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>DOCTOOOOOOOOOOS MOOOOOOOODS IT'S…
>it's…
>completely normal…
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Marry all foids.
R: 6 / I: 0
Is it gay or transgender to hate women
R: 3 / I: 1
Daily reminder to get off social media forever
The only reason you're still using it is by telling yourself excuses
You look like this and I'm not wrong for saying that
>
R: 4 / I: 1
Soyjak
Cobson
Cobson
HWABAG
Meds
Sage
Coal
Gem
Soylent
Bugs
Swede
Imp
R: 0 / I: 0
>Nintendo Switch Finally Gets The Halo Port We've Dreamed Of
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>you
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After I started drinking, I realised how often I used to feel drunk without actually being drunk.
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opsec daemon thread
I’ll start
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'tan on the log
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I still goon despite supporting antigoonerism
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>DAME DA NEEEEEEEEHHH SK-SKEEEE SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<SKEEEEBEEEEDEEEEEEEEE
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>иcкуccтвeнный пидoрмoт валeра, вocьмoe ceнтября
ты oбeщал нeмнoгo грeлoк c хрeнoм oктябрятам закинуть cвoё грeтoe тeлo рoдитeлям coпeлoва на пляжнoм бeрeгу кряхтeла пoдруга cултана c бeлым грибoм, в гримe oн был рoждён на украинe oн тoргoвал гeрoинoм
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and oreos
R: 2 / I: 1
>ayo chat is this a dub
R: 5 / I: 1
When you lost your libido and have ED but that means you can't goon anymore and oreos
R: 0 / I: 0
soyjak.party is just like any other social media but with a much smaller and niche community.
R: 0 / I: 0
gigabrap
R: 0 / I: 0
'staples on the log
R: 6 / I: 0
I WUZ DA ONE SPAMMING SUDAN IS WHITE IN THAT THREAD XDDDD
R: 6 / I: 3
>username checks out
<reddit space
>it's sentient
Are we more alike than we want to admit to be?
R: 2 / I: 2
>having dementia praecox
R: 2 / I: 2
everyone looks like this
R: 12 / I: 10
my dick is so plump and big and full of blood because my bloodflow is so healthy and good
R: 3 / I: 2
averi will always be a gem im trans btw
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Being told that if groypers can understand English, they would get very upset after telling them that the age of consent is 18
R: 3 / I: 2
>YOU VILL HAVE NO ACTUAL TASTE IN MUSIC
>YOU VILL ONLY LISTEN TO NINTENDO OSTS
>YOU VILL CREATE DELTATROON YTPMV's
>YOU VILL BE HAPPY
R: 2 / I: 0
nameroll baiting will never catch on im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
test
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AGAGAGAGA

>Har har har! The new soys be fallin’ fer the most obvious bait again! Just scuttle ’er at this point, ye scurvy dogs!
>Aye, agreed! The sharty be a sinkin’ ship!
R: 33 / I: 14
STOP WATCHING PORN
R: 0 / I: 0
QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE
R: 6 / I: 3
>how was YOUR holidays
<i played video games and drunk all day
>errm that's not… yikes
R: 27 / I: 14
Fiendson trio WABAG
R: 16 / I: 3
infiltrating groyper spaces with hentai of mature women with adult features
R: 15 / I: 7
GEG
R: 36 / I: 13
still in this 'cord we raided a month ago, why did we stop?
>server ran by cacas for cacas propagating boykisser shit (server icon + banner)
>server has not changed a bit (see picrels attached, not one of the people there are over 18)
>a lot of these members (almost all are kids) could be grooming targets due to how easily they sexualize themselves and one another o algo
R: 370 / I: 35
ITT WE RAID 'ACKBOX STREAMERS
this is the gem that'll save the sharty btw
Since im a SLF you 'teens choose the first target
R: 38 / I: 19
Japanese such a retarded shitty language and I hate how normiecattle think its 'aesthetic' or whatever other goyim buzzword they use to describe something they like
>ooOOoooOoohh im gonna write a thousand different scribbles as letters with most of them sounding the exact same yes yes this is the most efficient way to create a logical language
R: 3 / I: 3
>Whats this, Gigachads Embedded Beans? I wonder what those are *Buys*
LATER
>Fuck im hungry… oh hey maybe i should try those beans, alright here we go lets find out what they taste li-
<
>
R: 7 / I: 3
>being far right but also being a tranime obsessed weeb that goons to asian gay femboys
R: 35 / I: 8
when I use too much instagram I keep seeing these freaky ass niggas who dress up like a doll and do weird sexual shit it's genuinely scarier than most gore I've seen
Pic 2 is and example of these degen niggas where he's in these costumes poking his belly with his obviously male shoulders sticking out
R: 8 / I: 0
MAKE A SOYTAN VTUBER RIGHT NOW
R: 11 / I: 2
COME FUCK AMONG US IN THE JARTYFRONT
R: 0 / I: 0
>fat bitches fighting over food
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OH NONONO EVANGELIONSISSIES REALLY ALL ARE GOONERCUCKS WHO STAND WITH BRAPESTINE GEEEGGGGG
R: 15 / I: 2
soydults of r/markiplier, what do you believe to be the worst non-illegal fetish (and that extends to "technically" non-illegal depictions of illegal content, such as loli porn) someone can have?
R: 4 / I: 1
I was riding a tram recently and there was an old man dressed in electrical worker vest that was in a state of psycohis and mental brakedown, at first he rambled about some nonesense. I was angry at first and thought he was ruining my day but i didn't say anything and neither did anybody. As he progressed rambling he dropped details and a story began to emerge. His son was wounded and lost both legs in the war in ukraine. He then proceded to ramble on how the jews had completely ruined this country and had taken his sons future and everybody elses. At this point i actually understood him and felt bad about judging him at first. However as soon as he started talking about the jews some fucking cuck stood up and said "sir please stop talking profanities loudly there are other people here". Mind you he only decided make him stfu after he mentioned the jews. I hate this goycattle country, we have 15 years at best before this place ceases to exist. I want out
R: 6 / I: 0
Nigger poopy poop pee?
R: 0 / I: 0
gigafly help save the shardee btw if anyone cares
R: 7 / I: 9
Post giga edit
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Oh.
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
I wanna eat where the white folks eat, cause I'm white on the bottom of the feet

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
We don't screw like the white folks do, we just screw till we get through
I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
I wanna be white more and more, so I can bitch at the nigga next door

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
I'm glad this tune came along, we done wore out one nigga's song
I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
I wanna be white, don't you understand, so I can play in the trashy white band

I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
I'm an Alabama nigga and I wanna be free, hell with the NAACP
R: 2 / I: 0
>we unt built ein clitty int cockenballs
R: 1 / I: 1
>eating your own poop to save money
<selling your own poop to stimulate the economy
R: 0 / I: 0
>you were one i ker
R: 5 / I: 3
>punching yourself in the balls
R: 2 / I: 1
SISA ON THE LOG
R: 1 / I: 0
>hunkies are now arguing about psuedophilosophical niggerbabble like even nophono would care fan about this faggotry
R: 25 / I: 4
I get so many reppeys because im actually creative with my bait
I dont get why people post the most obvious bait and expect reppeys
R: 1 / I: 0
>I spent so much time baiting, I forgot the true joy of 'jakkin…
R: 4 / I: 0
'toss
R: 11 / I: 1
ITT rate my old nuvariant from 2023 which I might revamp once my computers fixed
R: 4 / I: 4
GIGGER IS A STEROID ADDICTED FRAUD
BAN GIGGER
TOTAL GIGGER DEATH
ANNIHILATE GIGGER FROM SOY NOW!!!!
>how could you tell-*bang*AAAAACK!!!!!
R: 5 / I: 1
ITT WE MAKE POWDER GAME GEMS
R: 0 / I: 0

Which is the better IAS day?


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quote switch to xenforo please
R: 13 / I: 2
>being in barotrauma
R: 17 / I: 3
I am genuinely convinced not a single person on this site's /a/ even consoooooms the media they soy out over post about. There's like 4 different touhou threads which is a video game and nobody even mentions this at all in most if not all of these threads
It's Like they're baiting but nobody who would be baited by that even uses /a/. It's a scary thought, Baiter purgatory…
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 510 / I: 181
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 59 / I: 14
The only people who actually like Neon Genesis Evangelion are pretentious assholes because they think saying that they understand it makes themlook smart when in reality the whole anime is just jap nonsense
R: 0 / I: 0
sentient nameroll geg
>
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 0 / I: 0
I take seriously all the political opinions that I read on the sharty
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we go on https://www.blacked.com/
R: 7 / I: 0
somebaldi jak/giga this
R: 0 / I: 0
nophono and nobaldi are my very best friends
I'm so fucking lonely and it never ends
R: 8 / I: 2
Post derpson :)
R: 8 / I: 1
<(USER WAS FIRED FOR THIS POST)
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post rare non-tranime anime

(you) vill NOT post blatant tranime as low quality bait
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 179 / I: 71

SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
R: 433 / I: 316
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 811 / I: 357

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 559 / I: 114
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 521 / I: 94

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 133 / I: 23

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 190 / I: 95
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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