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Remember when (((they))) told you that something would happen in Venezuela? When they said that Venezuela's dictatorship was over?
<They LIED
Remember when they told you that Iran was causing WW3?
<THEY LIED
Remember when they said that Russia invading Ukraine was causing WW3?
<THEY LIED
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

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>Girl
Newfag I… im a transgender just so you know

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ITT WE RAID 'ACKBOX STREAMERS
this is the gem that'll save the sharty btw
Since im a SLF you 'teens choose the first target

R: 2 / I: 1
Dead wasp on the catalog everyone force this meme

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Good luck on AP exams high school seniors of the soysphere

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Rate my Aryan Feast for Aryan Beasts on a scale of 1 to 10

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soydults of r/markiplier, what do you believe to be the worst non-illegal fetish (and that extends to "technically" non-illegal depictions of illegal content, such as loli porn) someone can have?

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>*chud barges into his mother's room and catches her cheating on his dad with a BBC BLACK BVLL* OH MY GOD NOOOOOO MOMMA HOW COULD YOU DO THI-*catches sight of tyrones ginormous scrumptious BIG BLACK BBC COCK, gets a sudden erection, runs back to his chuddy incel cuckold basement lair to furiously rub and goon his tiny white clitty, falls asleep after cooming 11 times to the sounds and imaginings of his mother being railed by a BBC BLACK BVLL!*

why do whiteboie commonly do this? were they cosmically designed to be cuckolds? LOL!

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RTL (4/5/2026)

Im the original RTL guy btw.

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Is "Gone With Wind" good or is it somensouthern soft nigger-worshipping books ?

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I was bored so I tried to 'jak this thing I saw on the catty yesterday AMA

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I left my pc on overnight and my old ass monitor got aspie chan porn burnt onto it, how long until it goes away
what if my parents see this

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why do all chinks have ugly minecraft piglin noses?

R: 2 / I: 0
Changed the audio of a toss i made a few hours ago

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Post Cobsons

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>>16058008
Boobsobi

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froglee is asleep

lets have a low cortisol frog thread so xe has a mely when waking up

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ITT we make the coal that killed the soysphere

this is my submission for the brimmiest, sloppiest, xittertrannycuckridden ‘jak of all time

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Wangjak thread

Wangjak wabag

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I think this namerape didnt receive enough gegs

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We need more fiendson oc to battle the zogson pedos

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You don't need to actually type out the variant's name in the captcha, if that matters. Gibberish will do.

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test

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The modern sharty would've called the soyjak coal if it had been made today

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just dug a fat bogey out the back of my nose and ate it ask me anything

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

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Deltarune is a gem, big shot big shot big shot

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The Porn Dude is the missing link between 'jaks and giggers…

R: 4 / I: 0
What if we raid /mlp/ on der 'cuck and spam Lee Goldson

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>holy shit! Is you that one trans legend from X? Let me just tell you, that kirk tweet, it was the bomb! You really put those chuds in the mud. Lets go play hopscotch.
how do you respond?

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how are vtubers still a thing at this point or something

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mannequin

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What problems are basically this?

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ITT we post zogson
>do goyim really?

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What number is between 15796728 and 15796730?

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hahahah my self destruction is making me insane but i WILL keep self destroying myself it is the only thing i can do and the regret will make me lose my mind which would be extremely fucking funny and not a single person GIVES A FUCK THEY WILL JUST HATE ME HATE HATE HATE HATE ME fuggen jerdee

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Happy May the fourth fellow consoomers. May the Fourth be with you and Total Jedi Death

TJD TJD TJD

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Hey, I'm Charles.

Dude, you remember those fidget spinner days in class? Man, we were legends. I'd balance mine on my finger while pretending to take notes, then flick it into a perfect spin right under the desk. You were the king of the no-look tricks—launching it off your thumb and catching it behind your back without the teacher noticing.

We'd challenge each other during math: fastest spin, longest duration, even that risky "under the leg" pass. Half the class was spinning instead of studying. Mrs. Harper almost caught us when yours flew across the aisle and landed in someone's backpack. Good times.

We should dig ours up for old times' sake. What do you say?

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Man, remember back in the day when we'd sneak fidget spinners into right-wing X class?

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me when intersex

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Hey buddy, it's me, Charles. Man, you won't believe what I was reminiscing about the other day. Remember back in the day, those wild "rape class" sessions we had? Not the serious stuff, just that messed-up self-defense workshop we signed up for on a dare. We'd sneak our fidget spinners in, acting all innocent while the instructor droned on about pressure points and escapes.

I'd pull off the triple helicopter spin mid-demo, flicking it so it whirred right as someone practiced a groin kick. You'd do that behind-the-back infinity trick, distracting the whole room while we were supposed to be yelling "NO MEANS NO!" We'd laugh our asses off, spinning them on our fingers during chokehold drills, turning trauma training into the ultimate fidget fest. Those were the dumbest, most hilarious times. Whatever happened to those spinners anyway? We gotta catch up soon.

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hello shardee

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hi janny

respond to this thread i want to see if any jannies are online

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Fiendson thread

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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How come the sharty has always been affiliated with bad actors?

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I think ‘veri is cute but hate furries
> arrow because I don’t look like that

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The jews are why I can't talk to women and are also the reason I'm extremely shy when talking to them

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Test. Are mediators awake

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This is why India is a superpower

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soyakjak

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the chuds VVILL reclaim miku in the big 26

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morrissey appreciation thread

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Nusonis… Nsnsunsusoisns what the fuck…nusosi, how could you tell?

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losing it

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test

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raisinson

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my head is in a fever its in a fever which i cant snap out of my head is a corpse it does not belong to me or to anyone it is simply a corpse head attached to me slowly decomposing with each day hahahah i cant fucking wait anylonger it hurts it fucking hurts

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The only people who actually like Neon Genesis Evangelion are pretentious assholes because they think saying that they understand it makes themlook smart when in reality the whole anime is just jap nonsense

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how do i stop being such a fucking loser

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what if hitler posted his trans BBC on the sharty

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real or ai

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I still goon despite supporting antigoonerism

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Is it possible to filter embedded youtube videos?

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Content made by hostilers on /sude/


https://soyjak.st/sude/thread/9339.html

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does anyone have the cado pic? i need it asap thank you

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The pineapple monsters are crawling around in goat blood covering the floor as they slowly dissolve and turn into swarms of insects flying out through the window a foetus appears in the sky and it blows up into one million tiny pieces covering the earth beneath it in chunks of meat mixed with soft bones as the insects swarm around the food and slowly disintegrate it

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Should I make another one of these for another 4cuck board?
>
<

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'Teens, I'm pretty sure my school is getting shot up

No this is not bait, I go to Pennsbury High School and they redirected all buses to the middle schools

People are saying there's an active shooter

Picrel I'm stuck in this gym until further notice

R: 35 / I: 12
still in this 'cord we raided a month ago, why did we stop?
>server ran by cacas for cacas propagating boykisser shit (server icon + banner)
>server has not changed a bit (see picrels attached, not one of the people there are over 18)
>a lot of these members (almost all are kids) could be grooming targets due to how easily they sexualize themselves and one another o algo

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I don't want to see their faces. I don't want to feel their judgement. I don't want too see their faces I don't want them to see me I don't want their eyes to judge me. But there is always someone who keeps judging me no matter what. That someone is me. There is only one thing left for me to do.

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qoot ur gey im trans btw

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Let us vote for an admin in a poll were tired of this shit mayen

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jeets might be the most subhuman race ever
whites have ingenuity
asians have intelligence
blacks have strength
what do jeets have? what do they have?
also you see women say that want korean, european, black men but you never see a woman say they want a indian or pakistani
genuinely what are jeets good at?
>

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Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Little caca, it's been a long cold brimmy winter
Little caca, it feels like years since Doll's been here

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Little caca, the stubble returning to the faces
Little caca, it seems like years since Doll's been here

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes
Cobson, here he comes

Little caca, I feel that coal is slowly melting
Little caca, it seems like years since it's been gemmy

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
And I say it's a gem

Here comes Cobson, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes Cobson
It's a gem
It's a gem

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> go on the Sharty to find some gemeralds
> literally every post spammed with the same AI brimstone

This has to be a kike plant somehow, you faggots keep posting this niggershit its going to be the coal that kills the ‘arty

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>/pol/ has a thread of just posting gore with no context
marge i dont understand how is that political

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filter

.post:has(.video-container[data-video="U2dvuEwqJ-w"]) {display: none;} .post:has(.multifile[style="width:295px"]) {display: none;}

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why are fat people so funny?

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What is the most Lesotho opsec you've ever seen
>

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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 30

Jesus said to his disciples:
“Whoever has my commandments and observes them
is the one who loves me.
Whoever loves me will be loved by my Father,
and I will love him and reveal myself to him.”
Judas, not the Iscariot, said to him,
“Master, then what happened that you will reveal yourself to us
and not to the world?”
Jesus answered and said to him,
“Whoever loves me will keep my word,
and my Father will love him,
and we will come to him and make our dwelling with him.
Whoever does not love me does not keep my words;
yet the word you hear is not mine
but that of the Father who sent me.

“I have told you this while I am with you.
The Advocate, the Holy Spirit
whom the Father will send in my name –
he will teach you everything
and remind you of all that I told you.”
John 14:21-26

St. Florian, ora pro nobis.

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Is it gay to want a clingy tradwife gf but xhe does not NAG you about anything like foids do and instead has a male brain?

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what do you think about the nevergoon revival taking soy by storm, anons? o algo and oreos

R: 6 / I: 3

soystory history question

where does gigaquoting and gigaposting originate from and when/how did it get popular on the sharty?

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'toss

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Do you think in a trans community or femcel websites like CC they use gigas derogatoraly to make fun of masc looking trannies or men in general? (Like when soyboys call someone a nazi)

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Should I start taking testosterone? I'm tired of being tired all the time.

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where are jannies in a time like this
>

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‘teens, we need a consensus once and for all:

which of these is the better term to use for “transgender people”

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Spam videos from the 'tok in this thread if you're a black nigger from hell

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niggers made him do this

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Truth

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>>16056666
checkem

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japan was honorary aryan first muslimcucks

R: 107 / I: 31

Which one?
>

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NUSUAS YOU WILL HELP ME RAID /Q/
>>>/q/
>copy
>clipboard
>paste
>paste

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how do i dox euroniggers?

R: 7 / I: 4
nusuas what is this

R: 8 / I: 8
Who is cattywiping with shitty tiktok memes?
>Da cord

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HELP I JUST BANGED MY PHONE ON MY NOSE BRIDGE IT HURTS

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colonize /q/ and make it nu/soy2/, jannies don't give a shit

R: 0 / I: 0
gem on the 'log

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how are you doing /soy/?

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mfw renaming ClipboardImage.png to something else for the 50th time

R: 7 / I: 12
zoomerchads won

R: 8 / I: 8
my dick is so plump and big and full of blood because my bloodflow is so healthy and good

R: 14 / I: 1
>browns are… Le BAD *goons to bbc sissy porn for 24 hours*
Why are you all like this

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about to start eating good!

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BITVIEW d13d

R: 1 / I: 0
test

R: 3 / I: 4
how do you embed 'tube shorts videos?

R: 3 / I: 0
this nigga's turning 100 in a few days

R: 1 / I: 0
are you addicted to the simpsons

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made this in 5 minutes
>ayrrow cuz ui dont luuk liek dis

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I will impregnate every girl in every country

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how can one be worse than mr jerdee himself
IRL SLOPJAK

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Imagine getting you're ideology formed by a board literally made by epstein

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Does anybaldi remember that video of a 'teen ejaculating a MASSIVE GIGANTIC load on a picture of Quote while saying
>I love you Quote. You don't know how much I love you.

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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/

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Someone explain to me why chink foids are so hot o algo

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Can we ban spammers? They make my clitty leak.

R: 7 / I: 9
Who look like dis?

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ITT we post giga dances, some giga dance material is actually lost media. please help us recover it, ESCPECIALLY "Soyteen - gigadancerX"

try post your older gigas, giga dances

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https://suno.com/
Generate gemmy AI music ITT

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I just saw zoophilia posted on /a/, never looking at that board again

R: 8 / I: 18
I want to impregnate a foid so bad. Like right now I need to release my seed inside a foid

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all of you niggers will be my slaves come the permanent underclass created by ai. Let that sink in.

R: 13 / I: 5
south sudan is white im trans btw

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Post that fuckass muscle man dancing video if your a pedophile troon who grooms kids on 'cord

R: 5 / I: 8
ai or not??

R: 4 / I: 1
who am i even at this point

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Are 'jaks copyrighted? If not, why hasn't anyphono made a shitty cheap horror movie about them?

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>NuBushsissies haven't won three purple hearts
OHNONONONOONOOO

R: 4 / I: 11
who would win in a fight, census or nophono?

R: 14 / I: 0
Why did I become more autistic with age? Or is it that my mask is slowly slipping off?

R: 1 / I: 1
i miss the military cobson project

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anyphono wanna raid the new incomprehensible woahjack sub? Like we did with the others, but more slowburn

R: 8 / I: 13
boiiiz thats so heccin chuddy

R: 9 / I: 8
ITT we watch this gem

R: 5 / I: 2
qoot ur are gey, how could you tell?

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/fit/ - Fitness and Health

How does /soy/ stay fit and aryan?

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botty bot

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qoot ur gey

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qoot ur gey

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Remember: if 4cuck didn't leak this site would not exist

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qoot ur gey

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quote u're gey

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i like twitch streamer 'aiding threads so heres the 334959243738274th one
what we do?
if its an openvc streamer, just spam nigger sfx into your mic or something
if its a gartic streamer, at the last few drawings of the game draw some gemmys
if its an 'ackbox streamer, name yourself rapeson, cobson, or any other gemmy 'jak and then make your responses gemmy too
no target yet, find one itt

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may the fourth be with you!

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qoot ur are gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey or something

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hey your a dumbass, nobody has ever told you that but let me be the first. 4chan has ignored you because those guys don't care they are so nihilistic they will use any excuse to start an arguement, even if they realize that they wont care. but atleast 4cucks in their mind are putting on some kind of alter-ego, their being ironic in their own way. you. not so much. you're a retard, im sort of low IQ aswell so let me be honest with you, retard to retard. your a fucking dumbass. everything that comes out of your mouth is fucking stupid nobody bothers to tell you this because they assume your joking. as fellow idiot i can your not joking your being deadass serious, i just want to let you to know how stupid everyone thinks you are. nobody will EVER take you seriously. hey im stupid aswell and i do the same things but realize what you are, you're a dumbass nothing you ever say will make any logical sense or have any real effect on anybody

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qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

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qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

R: 1 / I: 0
qoot ur gey

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qoot ur gey

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I drank 4 monsters again… I'm still tired.
No matter what I do: exercise, go for a walk, get out of bed, eat, drink, vitamins, antidepressants, litres of coffee, no matter what, I am always tired and too weak to do anything. And I have no right to complain either: since it is my choice to be this way. I chose being weak like this. Nothing will ever help.

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i drinked

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Alcohol, cannabis and cigarettes are sold freely in many places even doe they make your retarded and violent.

Meth on the other hand gives you energy, doesn't make you agressive and even grows your neurons.

It is pretty clear what the jews want you to take and which one literal aryans took to rape europe

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qoot ur gey

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I just did 20 pull ups and drank 2 cups of coffee but I'm not ready to be awake I was supposed to sleep more

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Klaus Ejner Andersen (1946- ) is Professor of Dermatology at the Institute of Clinical Research, University of Southern Denmark, Odense, Denmark. He graduated from the University of Copenhagen in 1972 and became a certified dermatologist in 1980.
RED FACE

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Gempass Memorial Thread

IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE GEMPASS
Gempass was a tool for evading MPA, but now, Gempass has now fell into the hands to the very thing it was avoiding, this thread is a memorial thread.
R.I.P /gem/ and Gempass

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Can anyone explain what the fuck is this
or something

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its me btw

R: 2 / I: 0
New reaction image
>

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This entire series is Genuine Kino

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You are store owner, working a night-shift. Suddenly Quote the owner of soyjak party enters your store, with phone in hand, he buys 4-pack of budlight and asks if you have any banana splits, which he tells you is his favorite dessert. You tell him that as a liquor store you don't sell banana splits, Quote is furious now but it gets worse. He gets on all four, clenches his teeth and runs around the store breaking everything and making a lot of mess. What would you do in this situation? What's your plan?
>I swear we don't have any Mr Quote

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Will you guys tell me what you think about the old ai style giga i made i like them

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i gooned to bbcs today to see if i still feel

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why is 4cuck full of pedos?

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Caca means shit in Egyptian and Jordanian

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is sure do love anime. i like how its mostly teenage schoolgirls, im sure really smart people spent all their time creating that. just awful, filthy people live. im not going to pretend white poeple are the best because the clearly we're not. we're basically niggers. but atleast we're realistic we don't pretend to be something we're not. anime is fucked up, it's not real, nobody acts like anime characters not even remotely realistic. its severe mental illness. just awful fucked up retarded people are drawn to that, and you'll see if you observe enough of them gathered up in place. you'll see how stupid they are

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I have gyno and I like to squeeze them while gooning

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Rape cobblestone to death

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>4. Using bots to post on the site is not permitted.
how does one trigger this specific System ban?

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ITT we samefag

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Klaus Ejner Andersen
3rd of February 2040
Fall of Israel
>>16054828

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new cobso killer

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'ackbox thread with ID's

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would you rather have a trillion dollars or would you rather have cancer
there are no side effects to the trillion dollars, no effect on economy and such until you spend

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I made a Hitler joke in front of my mom and my mom responded by getting mad and revealing that I'm Jewish because of halakha
What do I do now

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i made this video and now its on the 'tok
i dont know what emotion to feel

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every 2 weeks on /soy/
>a new nas coal variant is created
>niggers force it and call anyone with a negative opinion on it obsessed
>it slowly dies out
>no one remembers it
>repeat

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marge why does clamstaples look like a sea urchin ev&oe clam is in xhis name

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this site sucks, ban me for a two week plz

R: 2 / I: 2
marge what the fuck is that blocky a24

R: 2 / I: 0
Hello jannies i kindly ask you to remove the fucking coal variant spam for Rule 3 it's obviously a cord spamming this

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EUROHOURS 'ACKBOX RAID

You know what to do.

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>watching tv
>see a commercial for tubi
>it has all the cartoon network shows on it
>check it out
>ads every two minutes
>720p is as high as most shows go
>most of them buffer like shit
very sad, disappointing also.

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/trust/ general

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band.

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I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink,
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink.
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink.
No, no, no.
I'm so tired I don't know what to do.
I'm so tired my mind is set on you.
I wonder should I call you but I know what you'd do.
You'd say I'm putting you on.
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm.
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane.
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind.
I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired, I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
He was such a stupid get
You'd say I'm putting you on.
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm.
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane.
You know I'd give you everything I've got
For a little peace of mind.
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
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I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane
I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane

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I only just discovered Ongezellig and now realise how much I I missed out on it. Awesome stuff!

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ChrisBVLL vvon btw

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Im going to take a poop

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GIGGER FLAG IS HERE

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geg who was the nigger getting raped for ban evasion

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Quote we want to see you're soy folder pls

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Shardee took my fuggen post down, damn how? Tell me why you send me straight to /q/, damn why? I come on the 'log from xitter, cause they only post the coal. I come to soy party and get some gems and post my thread on the catalog, and everyone's liking me and I get (you)s so I say, "okay I'll post another thread" and it was on page 1 all day. But suddenly one day, the thread wasn't there, and then quote told me, that he decided to take my "NAS thread" down, cause jannies complaining they think that I'm baiting, what kind of pussy can't tell I am new, new damn. Shardee took my fuggen thread down, damn how? I think they're still mad about nuOC. It's not for /q/, come on I posted it onto /soy/. Why you take my thread away? Don't you know hunky is shardee culture, and isn't for /qa/? Why you take my fuggen thread from me? It's not nice to take it away, you take my fuggen thread away. If you spend some time with me you'll see that I'm okay. So let me tell you about me: my frog is alaskan, my friend is a black man, my wife is a dyke and I love everybody in the whole world. If joons think I post coal, then they just can't face it, that soyteens just like me more than you. Yeah, how about that? You're just mad because I post more gems, than you.

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Tbh are some obese women truly obese if their ass is still significantly bigger than their belly?

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whats a worse judge than another human to decide what you did was right or wrong. there isn't a bigger bastard enemy, probably refuses to believe your human. only solid bullets cans solve this dispute, and it definitely won't be me who dies

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ChrisBVLLs vvon btw

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can you guys force my nuvariant, I dont have a 'cord to do it for me.

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Original creator of danbojak here.
He was created when spadeson had a leftover amazon box from the BBC dildos he ordered and it was brought to life via bull semen.

AMA:giga:

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Stance on Abortion?

The limited word-count rape the choices so if they sound ESL that's why.

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What giga locations are there besides Giptonas and Ohino?

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Did any of you ever have a girlfriend? I am losing hope.

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There is no logical basis for a belief that if someone replies to you with your own message prefixed with an arrow. And an image of choice, it means that you look like that.

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https://luciegoonette.xyz/
id version

LUCIEGOON IS BACK, AND ITS BEEN BACK FOR A WHILE
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru