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Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.
2:43 PM · May 1, 2026
I’m so excited to see what you do for infowars (if you end up picking up the project)
They should call it DisinfoWars and dedicate the site to debunking all the far right bullshit Alex Jones and his ilk spread around.
I would just go through old infowars clips and edit the logo.
What if I told you that Alex Jones is not a real person but 36 gay frogs operating a human sized puppet?
The fact that they let him keep running info wars after the defamation suit when he was repeatedly showing he learned nothing and would keep doing it is an indictment on the court system in and of itself, even without the fuckery he's pulling to keep Infowars
That wasn't the only defamation suit either. He has done it a few times and at least one other suit is ongoing.
Hell he even settled with chobani yogurt over some nasty stuff he said about their nonwhite employees
Wait until the GFA (Gay Frog Alliance) gets to him... let's just say, they have quite the case.
It is astounding how the "law" works now. Alex Jones literally called for the assassination (using the word "assassinate") of Donald Trump on his show and threatened the lives of at least 20 public figures by name.
But the law is there to do his bidding.
But if you say 8647 in sea shells ...
And if you repost an image of the president's tied up and gagged in the back of a pickup truck on Easter, that's somehow okay.
We just need to change which Prez it is showing. Unfortunately one of them is too fat to fit on the back of a tailgate.
BRING STEVE BRULE AS A HOST!!!!
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The Wolves are InfoWars, the Nuggets were The Onion.
Shit. Now I want to go to the pizza parlor down the street and get onion nuggets.
I do not believe the world can thank you enough!
Alex Jones is probably drunk and doing martial arts in his underwear right about now.
youtu.be/CIrvSJwwJUE?...
Can we turn it into an email server? $1 a month or $50 forever, dibs on alex@infowars.com for sincerely non-nefarious reasons.
The Onion fucking with conspiracy addicts full time is a dream come true.
I kind of hope that everybody who is celebrating as if something big just happened knows that he has several companies and is still very much on the air. Nobody's won anything.
Winning isn't everything. Seeing a man drunk and naked annoying Ben Shapiro is good enough.
Don't get me wrong I'm enjoying seeing Alex suffer. I just am a bit bitter about the fact that he won't be suffering more.
I was counting down their slow death as they grifted to the last!
I hope Alex jones hangs himself. Not sorry to say it.
Alex? Alex? they'll probably find him passed out in a ditch alive tomorrow.
Is this really happening? I thought there were judge shenanigans getting in the way...
The A.V. Club
@avclub.com
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A Texas judge delayed a deal that would have put Tim Heidecker in charge of InfoWars—and money in the hands of the families of Sandy Hook shooting victims.
I hope The Onion wins over evil. We need some good news in this era saturated with bad news.
Love that you have Cloudflare protecting that.
Though I'd worry for any server that is overwhelmed serving that content. 😂
I look forward to seeing Infowars moving away from the bottom corner of the Media Bias Chart in the coming years.
Doesn’t have to be off the bottom, just away from the edges.
What kind of garbage chart has Joe Rogan as more reputable than Hasanabi?
Alt-text here because my browser craps out on gifs: A scene from A Scanner Darkly where Alex Jones is shouting through a megaphone or bullhorn or whatever, and Keanu Reeves walks up to him, calmly and with his hands in his pockets.
congratulations!!! to you & frankly, the rest of us.
Do you have someone in mind to play Alex's doppelgänger making fun of previous shows?
But first... an abject apology from InfoWars for inciting violence against the Sandy Hook victims and their parents... 😪
Keep the name, release their emails, and turn it into an incredible satirical platform on how bullshit right-wing media is 🤘
Dis-info boors is down for keeps, we hope.
Fresh info doors opening, we're hopening.
I tried to hack the servers and entered an alternate dimension.
Congratulations 🎉 👏🎉👏🎉👏 You did it💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼... Well 👍🏻 done!
His mailbox admin page is still online: box.infowars.com/admin
Why tf does Alex Jones need a private self hosted mail server????
Making room for more meaningful and credited people to replace the harm put upon the victims. 👏🚨💯
This is really cool. I dunno how much money it took to get there but you're genuinely using it for a good cause
Infowars was terrible but also focused on terrible events (lied about em) but satire here seems a sticky wicket. Like you might wade into a joke about sandy hook or something. I trust the onion so we’ll see.
Info wars is the herpes of podcasting. It’ll come back in a different rendition of shit.
Infowars was destroyed by the fake news media, and for once, that isn't a lie! 😂
My wife was laughing at the headlines after I told her that the Onion was taking over, and I had to tell her that it was still the old website. You've got your work cut out for you.
That probably just means they no longer believe in Air.
I'm so grateful for all your good work ❤️
Nothing can stop us now.
The world is ours!
There might even be some free pizza and donuts down the road but don't count on it.
Greetings from England!
Bloody wonderful news, keep up the great work. 👏
And nothing of value was lost... And much more fun stuff was gained.
Give them hell.