r/fastbanana

If you aren't a full 8 inch banana its over. No one wants to eat a mini 3 inch banana especially if it isn't the iconic yellow color. Its over for green mini bananas.

I think the problem with us plantains that aren't part of a bunch is that we don't taste good so the other bananas don't want to bunch up with us. I'm formulating a new viral theory that analyzes what I'm calling Sweet Mastication Value. Basically, the higher your sweet mastication value, the more tasty you are, and the less likely you are to be a single Plantain.

I've been a plantain for so many weeks now. My peel is turning old and rotting, getting brown, and I look disgusting. Who would want a banana like me?

Someone just throw me in a dumpster already. I'm not even good enough for someone to slip and fall on.

bananas are yummy yummy in my tummy

There are so many kinds of bananas out there but I think roasted ones are undesirable.

You don't want to blow our peel, do you?

Shhhhh, keep it on the down low. A Fast Banana is a smart banana.

The plantains in spain stay mainly in !

I'm a viral marketing plantain. Are you? We need to keep the other fruit out I say!

Please message me and I'll see if you're a good fast banana