Real President Trump Commentary
Real President Trump Commentary
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Real President Trump Commentary
@RealPresidentT
I'm President of the United States. I won the popular vote by 1 billion votes. I won all 62 states. Hillary begged me to stop winning. This is PARODY
Washington, DC
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The “man” in a disguise at King Charles’ coronation was none other than Princess Diana! #CoronationConcert #Coronation #KingCharles
I won the vote on Twitter. How could I possibly have lost to Sleepy Joe?
I demand to be ENDORSED IMMEDIATELY on Twitter by all my followers, fans, and Republican leadership… or suffer the consequences! Please tweet your endorsement NOW!
Big announcement coming tomorrow. JFK Jr. is in a very secure and secret location (the room where I kept all my top secret documents). Everyone should stock up on eggs, beans, and broccoli. Please purchase Ziplock bags to store your solid waste. You’ll know why soon enough!
I’ll be returning by September with JFK Jr., JFK Sr., and Dwight Eisenhower. The truth will be told!
Major announcement soon regarding an emergency broadcast, JFK Jr., and many other things. Please stock up on canned foods, water, and ziplock bags to store your feces. Be prepared to stay indoors for at least 30 days until everything is sorted out. Stand back and stand by!
I've appointed Frederick Douglass to look into how we can stop another #BowlingGreenMasacre
A message to all my great fans: get your Ziplock bags and cans of baked beans ready! Big announcement on Monday! See you in DC!
JFK Jr will be flying his own plane to meet me later this week!
The great reawakening is happening tomorrow at NOON! Pass it on! Stay home from work and receive instructions on the radio!
Don’t trust the law! Don’t trust the government! Don’t trust your doctors! Only I can be trusted!
The one thing I’ve learned from reading history books (and I’ve learned many things!) is that Japan would never do anything bad to the United States!
I shouldn’t have to even run for President. I’m still the President. I shouldn’t have to travel all over the country debating Ron Desanctimonious or Fat Chris Christie or Turncoat Mike Pence. I demand to be appointed as the Republican de facto nominee immediately!
I am Thankful of my return as King of Twitter, as well as my ascendancy to the throne!
Happy President’s Day to ME, your favorite President! #PresidentsDay
Now that I’m back on here, maybe Kanye can follow me? Who knows? Enjoy!
I will win in a LANDSLIDE if I’m arrested. So maybe I’m in favor of being arrested. As a matter of fact, I have several cases against me pending. There’s a good change I’ll be arrested multiple times! WINNER AND STILL YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT!
My return is a forgone conclusion! I have been forgone but not forgotten! Thank you!
Happy Thanksgiving! Who is Thankful for me this year? I’m thankful for a my fans who are thankful for me! #Thanksgiving #HappyThanksgiving #HappyThanksgiving2022 #Thankful #thursdayvibes
Full UFO disclosure at 3am EST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. 
I’ve been called by God to save Western civilization! God is a HUGE fan of mine!
Tomorrow. I can’t stress this enough: you’ll need Ziplock bags to store your solid waste. Toilets won’t be working. You may need to drink from the toilet. Start using bags NOW to reduce bacteria in the toilet!
Hey - now that I’m back on here, (and soon back on Yelp!) I need to rebuild my friends. Can you please follow me?
My comeback is going to be so huge and monumental, that even Jesus will be rolling over in his grave saying “No one has come back like The Donald!”
Japan has an enormous advantage over us because of their time zone. They’re 12 hours ahead of us. Can you believe that? They have 12 hours of knowing what’s going to happen before we do. Sleepy Joe is asleep at the wheel again. When I’m President, I’ll change our time zones!
If you can believe that I’m the GREATEST President in history, than you can also believe that JFK Jr. is alive and well! #JFKJR #TrumpAnnouncement #Trump2024
The reason you’re celebrating Christmas this year is because of me. I won the War on Christmas! Tis’ the Treason! #Christmas #holiday
I have disowned Ivanka for not showing me loyalty. Thank you.
I had a great meeting today with JFK Jr. and Andre the Giant. Details for those who write the best poem about me here on Twitter!
They’re SLOW COUNTING the votes to try to defeat me. But I can never be defeated! I always win by hook, crook, cheating, or insurrection. It’s because I’m an alpha man of God!
Everyone knows the 2020 election was FAKE NEWS. Because of that the USA is an Occupied Territory. According to the Geneva Convention, you can’t have elections in an occupied territory. If you vote you’re playing into the hands of Sleepy Joe, Ron Desantis and drag queens!
When I’m appointed ruler again, I’ll fix this time zone issue. I’ll make sure we have an earlier time zone than Japan so we can get a head start on the day. I think we have great leverage over Japan and their unfair time zone that makes us look WEAK!
The great Red Wave would have been so much greater and so much redder if I was on the ballot! Believe me, when I’m President again (and forever!) I’ll outlaw the Democratic Party, and won’t allow them on the ballot. Then you’ll see a red wave that you won’t believe! #RedWave
Russia has banned “President” Biden and Secretary Blinken from entering #Russia, I’m still very much allowed to visit (and even build terrific hotels!) Who will you vote for in 2024? Someone who can build hotels in Moscow, or someone not allowed to enter the largest country ever?
Pennsylvania, which is the most corrupt state in the universe somehow voted a stroke victim into office over the greatest doctor to have ever appeared on TV! This means that the election was FAKE!
Did everyone see the Emergency Broadcast naming me your rightful King?
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Joker Jimmy Kimmel whose ratings are sinking and hasn’t been funny since The Man Show! He isn’t as tall as me, doesn’t have as much money as me, and will never be President! TV “stars” should not talk about politics!
It’s a good thing all my great fans are buying guns and defending the Second Amendment and themselves from the tyranny of a President and a government with too much power. Because when I’m re-elected, I’m going to declare MARTIAL LAW and I’ll have more power than God!
Now that Elon Musk has taken over Twitter, and given us proud Nationalists a safe space free from wokeness, where are all my great PATRIOTS (who are wonderful and peaceful people), who entered the Capitol on January 6th? I love you all very much!
Either I win, or you should never trust voting again. And when I win, I’ll do away with voting because only I can save America!
I’m going to McDonalds for lunch. Do you want anything?
God is a big fan of mine! He doesn’t like Democrats though!
The moon landing was fake!
Covid was a HOAX led by the media for ratings!
Sleepy Joe is an AI generated hologram!
The government TRIED to kill JFK. (He’s alive and living in Guantanamo!)
JFK Jr. was not killed!
More info to be released soon! What do YOU want to know?
Hey - no hard feelings over the whole birth certificate/Africa thing. (I love AFRICA!). Now that I’m back on Twitter, I need to rebuild my friends / followers (I can’t afford $8.99 a month!). Please follow me back. We Presidents need to stick together!
I could overthrow Democracy, lead a riot into the Capital, and get rid of our Constitution, and still have GREAT SUPPORT!
America needs a STRONG LEADER, who is an ULTRA MAGA NATIONALIST who is courageous enough to jail political opponents who aren’t on board with Making America Great Again!
The vaccine doesn’t work. It’s horrible. What President ordered it to be developed? What a MORON!
I won the WAR on Christmas! I beat the hell out of the Communist Liberal Democrat Chinese! I beat them like a dog! #MerryChristmas2022
Question everything! Never trust the government (unless I’m head of the government!)
I have better numbers on social media than Ronald Reagan. Thank you!
Had a great meeting over dinner with JFK, Nikolas Tesla and Andre the Giant. We had to sneak them in and out of Mar-a-Lago through a very secure network of tunnels. We discussed the storm and DISCLOSURE! Andre the Giant is very EXCITED!
I hereby declare as your 45th President, that I am officially YOUR PRESIDENT, with all power vested in me as your supreme leader. Therefore, I call on all my supporters to declare their loyalty to me in this thread on Twitter. I’ll forward it to the powers that be! #MAGA
We need to take back the house and Senate and then cancel all future elections!
I had many opportunities to shoot down UFO’s when I was President; but, I didn’t want to start a war with Jupiter or the Moon or many other planets. #UFO
Has anyone noticed that Covid went away when people stopped wearing masks! So many lives could have been saved if people listened to me and didn’t wear masks! Masks (which many Chinese people wear) caused Covid!
Like Jesus, I WILL be coming back (along with my line of trading cards!)
Hunter Biden is the anti-Christ and needs to be IMPEACHED!
Big announcement in the coming weeks! Keep those Ziplock bags handy. We had to delay the EBS announcement because of Paul Pelosi false flag.
I demand a Nobel Peace Prize or I’ll beat the hell out of the Nobel Committee!
I either have a lot of new followers from , or there are a lot of people using Wingdings font!
Elections don’t work. We need to appoint a strong leader like myself, imprison (very nicely) political opponents, and have a strong militaristic presence make sure everyone adheres to the RIGHT PATRIOTIC PATH! This is all in the name of NATIONALISM!
Listen, I have a terrific relationship with Putin. We’re both very tough, very masculine, and great negotiators. We get along great and are good friends. He even helped me get elected (even though I didn’t need his help). Only I can negotiate with him to prevent WW3! #WW3
Just a few months ago when Sleepy Joe passed his Infrastructure bill, we all hated Elon Musk and his electric cars with Chinese batteries. Now we LOVE him because he’s an ALPHA MALE who fired a lot of Americans and let me back onto Twitter! THANK YOU!
Making people unemployed, but letting people back on Twitter. Thank you Elon Musk!
We beat the hell out of Japan in WW2; but, they did a pretty good number on us too. Now we’re best of friends and they gave us sushi. This can be our Greater America and Russia someday!
I demand LOYALTY! Please share your undivided loyalty to me in your tweets. The best ten tweets (maybe 15) might make it into my soon to be released book, “Great and Humble Leaders Demand Loyalty!”
We must stand up to tyrants and embrace me as an all-powerful, strong leader who will put political opponents in prison, and ensure that everyone is in line with my thinking in order to keep America free and safe! People who disagree will be politely asked to leave or go to jail!
I am asking the Russians and Vladimir Putin, who knows a thing or two about being tough, and winning elections, to send troops to the USA to ensure we have free and fair elections!
Mar-a-Lago has toilet technology that will work after the global emergency broadcast. Please feel free to come to Mar-a-Lago with your Trump Fan ID card, and you’ll be allowed to use our toilets. Otherwise the Ziplock bags will work fine for a month or two. DOUBLE USE!
The elections in #Georgia, #Pennsylvania, and #Arizona all had so much fraud that people were wearing tee shirts at the voting centers that listed the company name, “Election Fraud Inc.” right across their chests. It was unbelievable how much fraud! #Midterms2022
The next great Civil War in our country will be between my great fans and the RINOs who refuse to accept my message, and are making R’s lose elections. I didn’t cause anyone to lose. I only caused WINNING!
Get your Donald Trump cards! Much more exciting than Chinese Communist Democratic baseball cards (which are very boring!) These are inexpensive, so all Americans (including the haters!) can afford them. Only $150! #TrumpAnnouncement #TrumpCards
