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  • franki_g 10 hours ago The Fall Guy should be arrested for soliciting Solicitors Reply 9 Share
    • TheBrooklynAccent 3 hours ago Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater? Reply 1 Share 
  • Packfan91387 9 hours ago Stampede! Reply 2 Share 
  • Superfrog 9 hours ago If he doesn't fall, she'll give him a push. Reply 2 Share 
  • NumberSix 8 hours ago Just marry into royalty and sue the papers the next day. Reply 1 Share 
  • sirbadger 8 hours ago He: Do you know who I am?
    She: No.
    He: I'm the CEO of Mega Corporation.
    (He knocks her down.)
    She: I'm gonna sue! Reply 1 Share 
  • Yubintold 7 hours ago Unless an ambulance rolls by. Reply  Share 
  • Swithenbank 7 hours ago What's R2-D2 doing there? Reply 1 Share
    • User51988 7 hours ago Bob Iger just redacted this strip. Reply  Share 
    • DavidSharp 6 hours ago He got tired of getting urinated on by space dogs so he emigrated to a street corner on Earth. Reply 4 Share 
  • Steverino_CT 6 hours ago scofflaw: I do not think it means what you think it means. Reply 1 Share
    • ccnrob 6 hours ago Inconceivable! Reply 3 Share 
    • lagoulou 3 hours ago There’s one in Washington now who lives in a big, white house… Reply 6 Share 
  • martinglista 6 hours ago Next time you are arrested unjustly, go ahead and call your cartoonist Reply 7 Share
    • DavidSharp 6 hours ago I'll be sure to do that, even though I know it'll be a drawn-out process. Reply 30 Share
      • Raven855 4 hours ago Replying to DavidSharp It will drawn out at $800-$1K an hour charged in 10 minute segments Reply 3 Share 
  • Henwood 5 hours ago What happens if an ambulance passes by? Reply 4 Share
    • Kedamono 4 hours ago They chase after it, shouting "Have you been injured in an accident?!..." Reply 2 Share 
  • akaladykat 5 hours ago You'd probably get trampled in the rush! Reply 2 Share 
  • Dorf 4 hours ago Actually, society needs a few well placed signs such as that. Reply 1 Share 
  • zwilnik64 4 hours ago Despite the billboards, lawyers are not lining up to sue on behalf of those who have been wronged. (The accident injury guys are an integral part of the denial of insurance claims) They are lining up to have their pockets lined writing contracts for abusive corporations that insure you own nothing, and do not have recourse to the courts if you are injured. Reply 6 Share
    • TangoRomeo86 3 hours ago IOW a return to the former Golden Age of the early 1900s that ended with the Great Depression Reply 4 Share 
  • VKent 4 hours ago I wonder what the cost to society is of all the personnel injury lawsuits?
    Reply 1 Share 
  • morningglory73 4 hours ago It depends who he is. How much he's worth financially and if he's a celeb. Reply 1 Share 
  • baskate_2000 4 hours ago In the immortal words of Robin Williams in Jumanji, "it's a stampede!" Reply 2 Share 
  • dflak 4 hours ago If somebody says something about you that's true and you don't like it: sue. Keep doing it until you make the Guiness Book of World Records. Reply 2 Share 
  • GreenT267 4 hours ago I'm not sure there are enough lawyers left to cause the anticipated stampede. Most seem to be involved in lawsuits already -- suing the Executive Branch and/or various government agencies, organizations, corporations; representing Epstein collaborators and/or Epstein victims; etc.
    Reply 6 Share 
  • Durak 3 hours ago Where do I get a sign like that? Reply 1 Share 
  • CalvinsBrother 3 hours ago On your mark....get set.....litigate! Reply 3 Share 
  • TurbosDad 2 hours ago "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"... Reply 1 Share 
  • BigPhred1 2 hours ago Do you really think getting trampled will be fun? Reply  Share 
  • teamspader 2 hours ago My wife was a lawyer for 34 years. I was a lawyer for 20 years. Neither of us sued anybody. 🤷‍♂️ Reply 4 Share
    • DancingBuffalo 2 hours ago Best money I ever spent was paid to lawyers. Reply 1 Share
      • Dawn1313 1 hour ago Replying to DancingBuffalo How many millions did you sue for? Reply  Share 
  • synergywizardry 2 hours ago Whenever I see a safety hazard, like an unmarked level change in a restaurant entrance, I request to speak to the manager. I ask one simple question, "What if a lawyer tripped over that?" Reply 1 Share 
  • Dawn1313 1 hour ago Lawyers. The ones who can lie without moving their lips. Their grimy fingers pluck their 30% fee out of your dead hands. Reply  Share 
  • Bilan 25 minutes ago If they put that sign in Washington DC, it would be a ghost town. Reply  Share 
  • Godfreydaniel 15 minutes ago I have Wiley’s early (maybe even first?) collection, “Dead Lawyers and Other Pleasant Thoughts.” Reply  Share

4/28/2026

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