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Big Girl Ranch

This is the ranch that ruins all other ranch. Creamy, buttery, herby, and dangerously good — the kind of ranch that makes you start eating vegetables just as an excuse to keep dipping.

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Apr 03, 2026
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There was a restaurant in my hometown that had something called Big Girl Ranch, and it was the best ranch I’ve ever had in my life. Not the watery stuff from a bottle. This was thick, creamy, buttery, herby, and absolutely ridiculous. You could dip anything in it and it immediately became better.

Right before the restaurant closed down, I became friends with the owner, and somehow I convinced him to give me the top-secret Big Girl Ranch recipe. I’ve been making it ever since, and now I’m giving it to you.

Make this once and you’ll never buy ranch again.


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  • ½ cup mayonnaise (I prefer homemade)

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