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Hello nuflies, I'm a fishermen from the Pangigian island country of Terezi, it is known for it's rich fishing economy. But recently my ship was almost completely destroyed by a unknown giant squid. I was fishing as usual, until a giant creature with tentacles started to emerge from the ocean. When it fully reveled itself, it was a giant squid similar to a kraken but it has a but head, it's look identical to a gigachad head. But it's has no facial features at all, no eyes, no mouth. it face was blank. We call the creature the Nophocraken, luckily i was the first giga to photograph it to prove it's existence, but after i did that. The squid started approaching my ship and lifted it's giant tentacle, and the tentacle destroyed half of my ship causing it to easily sink. The Nophocraken's tentacle grabbed my leg and then dragged me into the ocean, it looked like he was taking me to his giant cave at the bottom of the ocean. But thankfully i still had my fishing rod with me, so i grabbed it and stabbed the tentacle that was grabbing me, This caused the Nophocraken, despite having no mouth. Screamed loudly and finally let go my leg, and then i swam quickly back to the surface before it can grab on to me again. And finally i made it out safely, but it would take a long time to swim back to my home island, until i noticed a ship. There where gigachad's from Terezi on ship fishing, just like i was trying to do. I told them if i can come onto there ship and take me back to Terezi, because i was afraid that the Nophocraken will back and also destroy this ship. They said yes and sailed back to Terezi, it took around 2 hours to get there. But when i finally made it to Terezi, i thank the fishermen for taking me back to my home place, I was finally home. But, i still think about killing that beast and showing it off to my fellow Terezians, but I'm too afraid to kill it, because i will get dragged down again and will be ripped apart. But i think you gigas can help.
Could you help me hunt it down?
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bait it with a bibisi
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>>24991
That would work, but my ship is completely destroyed and this was THE ONLY SHIP I HAD. It looks like i need to borrow another ship. That is better and more stronger, from someone else.
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catching fish in terezi is easy, just mention what country youre from and one titanic and brappy fish will arrive within business hour
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>>24993
maybe you can find pepe and buster near and borrow their submarine?
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>>24995
>last second
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>>24994
Terezi is right here, or there if your a blobfag.
shit homocuckpedo says
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>>24998
we should just rename it to teralata
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i was once attacings by flying niggers and fingerboys so i knowings how you felelings india was adrian first btw we will be huintings it down good sir! for vishnu!
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>>24999
dodis
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>>25003
Sounds good
>>25001
Bombiya bombogay there breaking the rules!
>>25001
MAWDS, DAS EPI!!! MAWDSSS DAS LITERALLY EPIE FUGGEN JERDEE 57 + 10 = ?
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>>25000
checked
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After a long while of thinking, a new ship will plan to be built somewhere else and will be sent to Teralata. Since i have not enough materials to make one myself, is there any nation that can make a ship that can kill the Nophocraken?
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>>24999
>rename it because of one polish diapershitting baby
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>>25022
youre the only one forcing it homestuckister
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>>25025
this is my single reply in this thread
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>>25027
evendoe youre the one trying to force your traiso slop everywhere and you start seething when someone doesnt like it
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>>25029
hallucinated it again award
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>>25030
>>25022
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>>25031
but its factual that youre brapping up the thread when litteraly nobody else gives a fuck
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stop shitflinging you pissbabies
>>25032
>brapping up the thread
i have 5 posts in this thread
>>25014 embedded homestuck in dis i swear i fucking saw it in 1 frame.....
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>>25035
MEDS!
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>>25035
thats only because janny is online
>>25036
did you reply to the wrong post
up 22 + 45 = ?
>>25021
We chelonians would be happy to help but our government considers Teralata to be hostile community
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>>25048
Uhm hello chelonian government do you have enough time to build a powerful ship to take us to a island on pangigea?
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>>25050
We can build the ship, but again, we cant ship it because our central glorious femtovich occupied government tells us that your island is foodist p like every pangigea colony.
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>>25051
I have an idea, what if.. You drive the ship to the island at midnight without your leader knowing, sounds like a good idea?
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>>25050
pangigea is 1500 years in the past? Where did you get a phone and how do you know about Chelonia? Only possible ways this is possible is if DNBtopia did a giki level lore dump or maybe a Giptonas explorer?
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>>25123
Theyre a colony though, a very recent one, see simcity thread
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>>25126
ah i remember now, thanks
Has Teralata produced an official response about this? A shipwreck seems pretty serious for a colony of only 12000.
grok summarise
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>grok summarise
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>>25143
valid btw
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The Chelonian ship is finished and has arrived to Teralata, this giant kraken killing navel ship is equipped with numerous advanced technological weapons. Torpedos, numerous multi-gun turrets. And a giant bibisi launcher to easily bait the obsessed Nophocraken. This beast of a navel ship is being managed by the wonderful Chelonians, who managed to travel here without Femtovich knowing. But (You) can still come and watch the show start, just state your name and boom, you can get on the ship.
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HOLY SHIT ITS THE GIGA HEALTH ORGANISATION SPEAKING SUSPEND COLONIZATION PROJECTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW 
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HOLY SHIT IT'S HERE WHERE ALL FUCKING DEAD I REPEAT IT'S FUCKING HERE!!!!! india is actually cool btw
>>24988 (OP) 
Feferi does this
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>>25357
kys homecuck pedo
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>>25364
Shut your bitch ass up nigga
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>>25365
leaking homestuck clitty
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