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'ackbox

heggin jackbox/gartic raid or whatever
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Im not sure if I should post this or not but I have been thinking about this for nearly a half a decade at this point and I always wanted to hear what people’s opinion is on this thing is and if Im as bad of a person as those uttp fags for example

When I was 15 years old, I used to be in a lot of shitpost ‘cord servers and in one of these I once a gif of a pregnant asian girl being fucked/raped and being hit on the stomach. I suspected that she might have been underage (my estimate for her age was 16-18) and I was pretty disgusted by that and wanted to mention/talk about it to someone. I wasn’t shocked or traumatized by it or anything like that but I still wanted to mention it to someone so I took a cropped screenshot of the post but I didn’t show the whole gif in it. I made it so it wasn’t so revealing/didn’t show any genitalia and I didn’t but it still did show the girls face in it and I posted the screenshot to another shitpost server where I was active in and had a few friends in and joked about discords shit moderation. As I was doing this, I didn’t realize that by doing that I would be committing the same crime as the guy whose post I screenshotted and the type of people who I was trying to mock. I didn’t get banned from that, but I did get criticism from that post as I should’ve.

That thing was bugging me ever since I did that and I brought it up a lot when I was talking to my friends because I regretted doing that whole thing since I was concerned about the fact that I’ve shared actual ‘p and probably damaged the victim more by doing that and I didn’t want to be known as a pedophile either. I brought that thing so much that my friends started jokingly calling me a pedophile and making pedophilic jokes at my expense (which was kind of funny to be fair) but this caused them to remember this thing. They’ve told me multiple times that they would’ve forgotten about it if I didn’t brought it up all the time we met and in our friend group we had this one guy who was kind of autistic (or he didn’t actually have autism probably) but he was kind of abnormal guy and we sometimes had problems with him because he would get mad sometimes or “leak easily” and he would act really retarded like shout at us in public and/or bring up some embarrassing/personal shit and he would sometimes amp up/over exaggerate these things that he would say about you if he was pissed and that wouldn’t be that bad but since he knew about that thing I did and was constantly reminded of it because I talked about it constantly it started to become a real fucking problem for me and I had to cut him off all together because of that. And he didn’t hate me or think that I was a pedophile or anything like that but I still couldn’t be around him and I had to destroy that friendship witch sucked since I didn’t really hate him either but I just couldn’t have him yelling people that “I share ‘p to people” whenever he got mad over some stupid shit.

Sometime after I turned 18 I thought that since google filters out ‘p I could try to look up that gif on google since I wasn’t exactly sure if the girl in that gif was a minor or not and if I do easily
find the gif it would most likely mean that the girl wasn’t a minor and it would help knowing that I didn’t actually share some rape torture gifs. So, I started describing the gif and look for it (I typed something like pregnant Asian woman being fucked or something like that (I didn’t try to look for ‘p or search ‘p on google) and I was at least smart enough to not save the image so I couldn’t look for it with image search and I even if I did, I would’ve probably deleted it long time ago so that’s why I couldn’t just image search it) and I did manage to find it and it was from it was from some japanese porn movie and the actress age was listed as “20 years old”. So knowing that kind of helped but I don’t know if this really changes anything because back then I came to the conclusion and was under the assumption that she was underage and looking for that gif up from google was still kind of retarded because if I did manage to find that original gif and she wasn’t an adult it wouldn’t be any better and I know that google filters that shit out but I think it would be still possible to find that sort of stuff.

But I want to know what do you all think about this. I know that Ive obviously shouldn’t done any of that and that all that that has happened because of that is deserved and I should’ve known better but Am I still as bad as all these failtrolls for example? Or am I hypocrite for criticizing loli niggers for example when Ive done this?
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>STOP
>FUCKING
>CALLING
>ME UGLY
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itt we vandalize
start with this
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no nuswa thread

>WE'RE HAVING A THREAD AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
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Will I improve at video games if I get a trans gf?
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Nu bread GEEEEEEEEEEEEG A ‘TEEN DIGS UP REV SAYS DESUS BROTHERS GRAVE WHICH CAUSES LOLINIGGERS TO SEETHE IN THE REPPEYS
Id edition
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Feeling extremely miserable, ambitionless, and fatalistic, like god wasted his time giving me free will just so I could be innately subhuman and worthless through factors beyond my control. Waking up from sleep has a temporary repression effect but it doesn't last, my brain grows just to accommodate for more overthinking if I try to distract myself or go outside, and I feel repulsed by the mere thought of therapy. Most or all of my friends see me as inferior, disposable, and/or have someone better for no reason in my control. Additionally, I'm force-reminded daily of shit I want to forget about, and even when I try to use the "best course of action now is ___" mentality it gets me nowhere because there isn't anything important in my control and I would know because I've tried. I waste my time coping through media, food, wife fantasies that I've convinced myself are real via odd logic utilizing religious beliefs, and other hedonistic enjoyments because everything else just leaves more room for it to get worse. I was going to get a bass in a month but now I got a thumb movement restriction and there's no guarantee of healing. I just wish god would take away my life or free will at this point, or at least give me delusional disorder paired with relevant hallucinations so I can have the best fantasy experience (main thing keeping me going so far). I know I shouldn't say this on the bald man with glasses website but everywhere else is even worse and you guys might maybe break seriousness. Feel free to soyquote this it might be funny.
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>log in
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>iShowSpeed in Peppa Pig
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Whoever forced this shit variant I hope you're happy because some offsiter just searched reddit jak and found this
This is just going to be syndromejak all over again im trans btw
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When browsing /dbs/, one realizes just how much Gokulards bend over backwards to portray Goku as heroic, despite the fact that he's a deadbeat dad who risks the lives of everyone on Earth. He drops the fight with Buu to let Gotenks take over, hands Senzus to Cell and Moro, and causes the ToP. Goku is, by anyone's standards, a sociopathic manchild, but his idiot fans still thinks he's heroic.

Diaperku cuts through all of these forced narratives. Gone are the Super Saiyan forms, the epic battles, and the usual reverence given to brainless eating machines in Shonen animes. In their place, we are given Goku as he truly is: a dumb baby subjecting everyone to his idiocy. The stupid grin on Diaperku's face embodies both the WAKU WAKU of Goku as well as the innocent cheer of a baby, thus showing how both are interchangeable. There is no difference between Goku and a baby.

The presence of Gohan in the Diaperku meme is significant. Gohan is the one who suffers the most due to Goku's idiocy, and so portraying him as the one changing the diaper is quite appropriate. Gohan is battered by Cell due to Goku, abandoned as a child by Goku, and now he has to wipe up Goku's shit. Portraying Gohan as the caretaker also embodies how the intellectual Gohan is more of an adult than Goku, even as a child.

The wallpaper with the faces of Goku's friends is also meaningful. Goku is supposedly a great hero, but the wallpaper consisting of his friends' faces implies that Goku is delusional, and is just a baby imagining all his adventures. This parallels how his fans imagine Goku as the hero, even after Toriyama explicitly said he isn't one, but in reality Goku is a brainless manchild.

To summarize, Diaperku accurately lampoons every aspect of Goku: his mistreatment of his son, his stupidity and childishness, and the brown fans' shilling of the character. We should thank Bejitabros for bringing such a laser-precise meme to us, and giving laughs for years to come.
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>VR 360° Tung Tung Tung Sahur PRISON BREAK!
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The person holding the flag has huge potential as a 'jak
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Soyjaks are shallow and pedantic
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>>15919639(OP)
fuggen jardee I can't look at this thread
don't leak it though, that would be gay
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Mussolini on the log
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>calling black people bbcs
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>using snipers in pvp
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'jak dis
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Rapists of the world, UNITE!
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What the fuck is this
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>One updoot for the weed day or whatever my wife's boyfriend gets thrown in jail for.
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ITT we make fake greentexts to screenshot and post to r/greentext to fool ledditors
<Make sure to set your email to anonymous and use yotsoyba so it looks more like 4slut.
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Gooning to shemale vore
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Should the Levant have been targeted in the brownocaust
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>The 3 Little Pigs Analogue Horror (i pissed myself 🎉)
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balls in mouth or boobs in mouth
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nu tos
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>ayo chill
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what VPN do you use? is it free? (oh im a seething kike yes im a seething kike oh im not paying anything cause im a seething kike oh yeah)
>nuswas are on windows 11 and use whatever vpn their favorite jewtuber shills to them
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CHOKE THIS NIGGER TO DEATH

OYYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GROSS HUMILIATION FETISHIST ZOOPHILE MUSIC ARTIST OYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEMENTED NIGGER WHY IS HE NOT DOXEED WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
https://pentup-pup.bandcamp.com/
https://clickertrained.com/
https://soundcloud.com/pent-up-pup
https://twitter.com/pentup_pup
https://bsky.app/profile/pentuppup.bsky.social
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEG A ‘TEEN DIGS UP REV SAYS DESUS BROTHERS GRAVE WHICH CAUSES LOLINIGGERS TO SEETHE IN THE REPPEYS
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Rate the Log


RATETHELOG

Just another day

Yesterday's Rating:
Vantablack (3.5) with 16 voters

Question of the Day:
What variant would you like to see be used more?
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>every click makes him SCARIER…
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My sister is dating a tbp nigger
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hoax on the 'log
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whats the lore behind the dead dr. soyberg on the main page
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>You like Army of Darkness? Thats pretty cool
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The "Christpilled" meme is just cope for underage crypto-fewdist shitskins from shitholes like Turkey to cry about Christanity being bigger than their dead ideologies
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Is it just me or… is the 'log… actually pretty good right now?
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>What are you talking about. There is no recruitment for incels . You either are one or not
Pisscel white male fails are so clittastic that prestigous universities have created a genius new branding for all these bitter clinger graduates: "wimpy white boys"
However, most whimpy white boys won't even go to university because education is Jewish (or maybe because his fragile ego will be utterly crushed by a Black woman)
The losers of the 21st century will then try to cope by claiming their pathetic congregations of white fail males are superior to a 1000 year old education system and the government White clitoris ass are domestic terrorists discussing how they will try to ressurect ancient colonist systems of oppression (eg. relegion, racism) fucking pigskins
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Found this while on darkweb… I'm getting really scared now.
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Favorite normie 'jaks

Post normie 'jaks or those appropriated by normies that are still gemmy
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you literally cant make this up
under a post about famines in india
>everyone else but us will starve,
>country built for war
^later down the thread
>noooo saar you whites are so abusive and curel saar why are white people so violent saar why saar
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This is (You)
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why do I see the meese report barely being used against loliniggers
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>dying for israel
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im gonna kill myself if i dont get better. im so fucked up in the head. im very anxious and depressed all the time. good lord please help me
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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itt we make templates with these
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'gigger music is so beautiful
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IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE FUGGEN JERDEE!
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itt send rare gigas
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'jak this
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I go back to this thread on Xitter once in a while simply because the amount of seetheralds in the comments
Also the ‘teen who placed the troonjak on the bridge I miss 2025 Sharty
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Why do people keep saying they're depressed?

Just don't be depressed and focus on science or something.
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OMG SHE IS SO HOT
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first incel coded character btw
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Whenever I read some funny shit I start froglaughing IRL I do the spastic AI mouth movement and everything but this time my dad entered the room and caught me and looked at me with the most disgusted expression kek
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Why are dwarves (59cm/5'2 and below) so fucking annoying? Literally all the small ""people"" i've met are amongst the most obnoxious self-centered retards aside from redditors
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when you forget to switch the placement of the intervals
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coal on the 'log
>
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Everytime I read the word "giga" I think of a pajeet saying it with an indian accent
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please stop fucking kicking me
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POV you are about the read the most dogshit low IQ brimstone opinion
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Nu toss
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Does anyone have that ai video of nate saying "shit nophono cares about, actually i dont even think nobaldi cares about this"
no arrow because im the gigglechat
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>pooping in nigger house so the nigger poop in it os your poop fuse with nigger poop to make super nigger poop
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^What even is this '4chan' about blud 💀
<It's like reddit- but illegal..
>WAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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why are people venting in /soy/ right now?
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Condolences to all the men and women and children these men killed
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how do i download a file off of telegram without having the telegram app
for context i'm trying to download the latest version of Schizocraft
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY EARRRR
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just woke up from a dream where I got blacked
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Loser women are what stop me from losing it all. I'm glad you're here. Whether you are an appreciator of these girls too or if you are a loser woman (somehow) yourself
Know you are appreciated, we share your interests and I (we) care about youwholesomeheart
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just got this dream where i was in GTA SA where theres this easter egg place that is a foid's room filled with ink shit like madoka, hello kitty etc.
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I can't go to the dentist tomorrow
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shit christians care about
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QUOTE STOP FUCKING WITH THE SERVER
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@QUOTE FIX YOUR SERVERS FAGGOT
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>arch linux bans guides on actively updated forks of important parts of the system (which never get updated) because the creator of the fork hates trannies
fucking KEK. void linux won
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Bro this is the second time my stupid fucking obsessed parents have had sex this WEEK. They know I'm in the house while doing it also. I'm thinking of moving out because of this 'teens should I do it?
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>oh… my… TAKIS..!
>IS THAT A…
>NO MAME! NO MAME WAY!
>IS THAT A VIDEO GAME… WITH MULTIPLAYER… WHERE YOU FIGHT OTHER PEOPLE!!! I NEED TO SWEAT AND TRYHARD 24/7!! OOOOHHH MY FAUCI WHAT THE FUCK IS FUN
<oh my hiroshima it has pay to win too?? i must spend all of my familys money NOW!
^stalingrad kalishnakov vodka adidas track pant xaxaxa i will tryhard too in the name of gore and 'p
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>did somebaldi say gems?
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>Too many threads exist with this image as an OP. Please select a different image.
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I’m developing a fat fetish because of this website I saw an overweight woman today and I thought of the obese soytan image and now I feel miserable
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Soyjak this
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test
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ITT we read the book of literal woos
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we know what to do
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Hey it's Chibis dead brother back from the dead. One question, why are you guys laughing at me?
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shit
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Made a Virgin Mary Soytan
Thoughts?
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Zeus Zeus zeus

Užfiksuotas. Njjjn
Ayatollah khamemeni news 2025 iran uls
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quote do a mass unban where you unban every body for hitler birthday
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/abmg/ - Angry Birds Movie General

Discuss the two Angry Birds films, and speculation for the third film which is currently in development.
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>day 3 of uncontrollable fartgems
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This is what the founding fathers invisioned the united states of america would look like in the future, a country underneath BLACK RULE under the BLACK NEWWORLD ORDER
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Who else takes fake Xanax and spams this website
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OC posters need to make subtle sub-variants of variants based on a in-depth knowledge of ethnic and racial differences
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>Depending on how you treated yourself physically & mentally, you are either handsome & intelligent, or ugly & foolish, though we hope the former is true.[Just trust me, okay?] You are obviously on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! You are likely new to this wiki, or the 'jakking culture in general. Check out the sharty wiki page, soystory and soyical arts page to learn more about the culture of the Soysphere. You've never had sex. Most of us haven't either. Despite this, you might be able to find someone that you'll love in the future.[Just learn to take care of yourself first, ‘mkay?] You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services. You view yourself as stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. However, there is a small chance you might have an ounce of humility in you. You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. Don’t be crestfallen though, most ‘teens have the same, or a similar issue. You use an ad blocking software. You're a gigachad with A10 eyes, provided that you don't post on /pol/ or the 'ru. You likely despise Reddit and Discord. Despite this, you might still use them secretly, but we hope that you stop using the latter. You may like Youtube and Instagram. You might have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you advocate socially acceptable views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise. You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States. You sound like a seething kike reasonable person. You may believe that some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good. Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate. You have likely used Vidlii, Odysee or Bitchute. You might have indulged in nihilistic thought experiments. You were redirected here from another page. You express a deep hatred towards degeneracy. Likewise, you heavily dislike communities associated with degeneracy too. You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part. ███ ███ ██████ ██ ███ █████ ███. You have some sort of creative interest and are imaginative. You forgot your meme arrow at least once. You are using an electronic device right now. You are most likely between 15 and 19 years old. You are probably easy to bait You vill eat the bugs. Living in the Metaverse. You vill comply. Und it will get worse. ^You just read this like that song. You are not a literal who. You will always be loved. You can be the gem that saved the Party if you try hard enough.
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itt we make templates with these
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>uploading a leaked music collection
>advocating to protect children and stop grooming
>advertising a raid thread against a goonclown tier nigger on /soy/
>making posts to slow down a raid target's browser
>only adhering to the general topic by posting a soyjak or gigachad related to the topic
>advocating for and promoting meat products and animal protection
>post a tranny's suicide announcement and make a pedo kill xemself
>threaten to shit your pants and promote GTA gameplays
>attempt to get a goonclown nigger's site taken down
>post a youtube video embed
>spam reports that are true to everyone but the tranny jannies
>urgent report to try and get a bad link on soyjak wiki taken down
>slave multiple humans to automate posting on the site
>using the site at 17.999999999 years old
>discussing minecraft
>posting coinslot and soyjaks killing pepe
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JOOOOOOOOOOOONS YOU PIECES LF FUCKING SHIT STOP DELETING MY YWNBAW GIGA VIDEO OR I WILL RAPE YOU
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this picture makes me geg everytime without fail
hunky is the best subvariant so clearly
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Hitler's bday happens to lie on 420
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ITT overwatch is better than TF2roon.
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>tony soprano soyjak
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Tomodachi Life: Sharty Edition

Here are the current occupants of my island. Please suggest more soyjaks, namefags, or others for me to add. I will document my playthrough ITT.
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I fucking hate you soyniggers
I hope you all get lined up and get shot
You are worthless scum
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Tadpolecacas what is this
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Please unban my nigga gold mane </3
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rare good 'log
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I hate the captcha because it has some fusionjaks that make things more unclear
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saying you'll never log on again is a suicide announcement
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>frenchjak
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>gapejak
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>carbjak
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>impjak
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>weirdpenis
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nuswa thread

<WE'RE HAVING A THREAD AND YOU'RE INVITED!
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possibly the best 'log in weeks and high post per hour as soon as quote starts selling the other soysphere sites, coincidence?
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tomorrow's my 8 month anniversary of joining this site
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niggers popping
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IRL JАRTYCUCK SPOTTED
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'dog on the 'log
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pooping in nigger house so the nigger poop in it os your poop fuse with nigger poop to make super nigger poop
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remember that guy posting those full ren and stimpy episodes
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>
irl slopjak
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blowing up the nigggers popping factory so you have niger poop to go to outer space
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what would hypothetically happen if we were to use /asp/ for /fit/ related posts. it's sports right?
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'plier
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>soyjak.party.st
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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>deletes your thread immediately after it gets posted
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marge???is this real???
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Hopefully this awaits all of you
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Are two cups of coffee too much in one day? And did I mention I love coffee? award
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>america is a melting pot? that sounds based and christpilled no more brother wars guys
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>irl spadeson
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Hello, please play my game S&box on Steam
It will cost 20$
https://store.steampowered.com/app/590830/sbox/
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do you accept me?
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Do we call this a gem in lesotho?
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ZELLIGPEDOS WAT IS DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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This happened to me yesterday

going to the store with my dad
dad almost gets hit by a car
>Dude what the fuck you almost hit me
<Don't mess with me son I can kill you
>I can kill you too. Come out of the car. I'll fucking kill you
<Yeah? Then let's fight somewhere else. Hop in
>Okay
<Son your coming with me too
>What?
>Your coming with me too son
hops in a strangers car with my dad
my dad argues with the stranger
7 minutes later
<Get lost
>Ain't we gonna fight?
<Fuck off. Get lost
>You scared, pussy?
<FUCK OFF. GET LOST
>Pussy
my dad and I gets out of the strangers car
>All bark no bite
<SHUT THE FUCK UP
the stranger drives away
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‘toss
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I just got called that I am going to get raped because I didn't watch the k on episode fuck my chud life
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why join the US military and die for jews when you can join a pmc and get hired to kill african babies?
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Bro has the key to everyone's room Nah get out 💀💀💀💀😳
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operation global pedophile destruction

ITT: We dox every pedophile on earth o algo
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does anybaldi have a photo of OMGSISA with his eyes covered?
no arrow because this is me
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>I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.
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>It ain't nothin' but the jerdee, coaling up my log
>It ain't nothin' but the jerdee, coaling up my log
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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https://apps.gnome.org/Builder/
usecase for writing code?
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Question

>Why Nig
<When you can Nog

weed is degenerate behavior.
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. im trans btw
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>/soy/
>/pol/
>/qa/
>'ru
>'ki
>irc
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omg omg omg nu' rick and morty production art
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Why are they like this?
>arrow
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everyone fuckin knows how fucked up 'g, 'o, 'f and 'a is. But no one remembers how fucked up 'N was.
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I think we found hunky…
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give me a reppey to show ✨le respect
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think. I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.
I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think. I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.
I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think. I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.
I’ve been around here since 2020/2021, back when you probably didn’t even know what this place was. I was grinding through /qa/ threads while you were still figuring out how to hold a controller properly. I’ve been on 4chan since 2014. that’s over a decade of seeing every kind of post, every of argument, every kind of meltdown you can imagine. While you were busy messing around on your little Xbox I was already deep in the trenches of the internet, learning how things actually work and how people really think.
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I don’t care that there were a lot of social issues back then. There still are today, and back then there was much more of a sense of community.

I wish I could have been a teen in the early 70s. Everything was just better in every way and looked much nicer.

Now everything is just so dark and depressing and everyone is just depressed. Life was better back then.
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i'm sorry i can not physically bring myself to say the word normie i sound like a 4cuck and retarded
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uncensor the post NOW
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one time a girl was sexually assaulting me but i liked it so i let it happen
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>you VILL feed the squirrels
😂💀 Whats your favorite whackjak?
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how do you guys act normal? earlier today a friend of mine was talking about instabrap and she (not a troon) mentioned a gif of "the 2 reddit mods dancing with the speakers in the background"
knowing normalGODS they were probably talking about this one cobson and feral gif so i show it to her and she's like
>how do you know this? you dont even use instagram or any short video media
i just said i knew it from my friends but this excuse probably won't last forever
any suggestions?
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this website will NEVER reach these levels btw
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message to new users

the soyjak party is a safe space for all queer voices!! :3
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEG A ‘TEEN DIGS UP REV SAYS DESUS BROTHERS GRAVE WHICH CAUSES LOLINIGGERS TO SEETHE IN THE REPPEYS
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>Needing your cordxisters to necrobump your dnb bait thread
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ITT: we come up with a slur for niggers

Do your thing /soy/
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I've nooticed that a considerable amount of loliniggers on Xitter are either white people majority or SEAmonkeys. This shows that pedophiles are overly white and BlackBVLLS won
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>the sharty is fucking horrible and its honestly a shame because it does have a lot of aspects of old 4chan, namely the chaos and the mods actually being involved with the community. But sharty actively encourages raiding and other shitbox behavior, plus the entire site is a shitpost which is not in the spirit of old 4chan. People used to say all the time "ironic shitposting is still shitposting", sharty is just actively obnoxious to read. Also it has the same obnoxious MAGA types that 4chan is full of they just hide behind 16 layers of irony.
<reddi- i mean REAL 2000Z INTERWEBS OLDFAG DESU DESU NE space
>They hate old 4chan culture there or really any sort of culture, sharty culture is about the decimation of anything genuine. It is a stupid place.
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>Autistic black kids after visiting /pol/ once
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Why don't we raid 'tok comment sections since they have an image approval feature?
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we all sleeping on tubi
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ias
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soyjak party users eating up their troonslop because it owns muh' trannies
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>Binge ate again
How do I eat less without succumbing to other, even worse urges
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>Wario and Waluigi are my very best friends
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donny won
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White women get lip fillers to look like how black QUEENS already look naturally. This is why Soyniqua won
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I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

2

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity

3

wh*Te subhumans , how does this make you feel?

You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class wh*Tes. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the wh*Tes all it would take to destroy this community is one BLACK bull?

Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wh*Te town until suddenly a couple of BLACK bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic wh*Te husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wh*Te women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.

The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.

Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their BLACK children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior BLACK bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization. You can't take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse
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Somephono should make a 2026 version of this
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>crypto-fewdist
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the jarty is banning 'p
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>zkittles
>dizcover the garden, tazte the cantaloupe
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https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/992991.html
Do niggers just always edate on /qa/
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Open the door Beaner

I'm gonna rap a song to your wife
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wassup
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Gapejak shirt I got awhile back, this was before normies and troons raped popular variants like gapejak and started calling everything "gems" btw, would of not made it now if I knew they would. Should I even still wear this or will I look like a normie?
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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Fiendson hate is the most retarded thing on current sharty
>
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Lost Media - Jartycuck edition

There once was a David Bowie Starman parody but Jartyfied. It appeared in the 'log one day back when Jartycuck parodies were the rage. There wasn't exactly a song as far as I'm aware. The only thing that came to fruition were written parody lyrics, but I never got to archive the thread that contained said lyrics
^JARTY SPACE
It's a long shot, but I wanted to know if anyone else remembers
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How do you even deal when kids are making fun of you and bullying you

You can't hit them because you're going to get in trouble for assault so what the hell do I even do? I had to run away really fast last time. It's embarrassing but the alternative is worse
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STOP DESCECRATING GRAVES CHUD
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An Ambitious Plan:

The 4cuck hack was a triumphant victory for us.

It allowed us to see just how greatley 4cuck had been captured by feds, and furthermore, cemented the 'party as the sucsessor and replacemnt to the 'cuck.

I now propose an even greater, more ambitious, and far more difficult, challenge.


We do the same to reddit. Imagine having exact confirmation on just how infiltrated by bots reddit has become? imagine the 'oxxes, the 'zas, and the seetheralds?

Lets do this, chuddies.
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Pick a show I should watch

Qualifications:

1: Must have over 4+ seasons or 40+ Episodes, whichever comes first.
3: Ideally shows that have a continuing plotline, but I can work with shows that do one offs, (Simpsons is a example of this trend)
4: Can be in a different language, but must have subtitles.

Give me what you got. Try to hype it up for me.
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'party not trans inclusive enough

good morning soicacas, where's the /lgbt/ board? did they forget my community?
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>nusois don't even know about donny
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Ring Ring

Open the Door
I'm going to kill you
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Over the past 10 months I’ve sent my mom soyjaks and creations from this community on WhatsApp, as well as told her the meaning of words such as DNB, TND, P', 'Cado, Raid, Clittycel, Gem, Coal, Brimstone, Vantablack, etc as well as the names of the main variants. She is a big fan of you guys and enjoys the soyjaks I send her very much. Anyway, here are some of the gemmiest images I’ve sent her with reactions (some stuff is blurred because I don’t want to self-dox). Also if you want me to send her stuff put the images in the thread.
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Jak potential
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Any 'teens like classical music?
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Can one of you burgers recommend me a ds game to play on my dsi
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if soytan is soy is she a cuck
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>I only date asian girls because black girls threaten me
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my mom looks looks like this
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hang all foids. total foid death

i look like this. download linux.
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>this site hasn’t been a bastion against troonery since doll, and even then we had a pedo troon as manager for the latter half of the doll era.
>from 2020-2023 the site existed the way it did because everywhere else either prohibited chuddiness completely or was TOO chuddy to the point where they couldn’t take a simple joke.
>for example, 4cuck tended to be full of trannies on certain boards, but then boards like /pol/ were chuddy albeit full of autistic retards and Q boomers that would swallow up any bait and then make up a huge narrative about how the JIDF were responsible. using terms like “xe” or “yikes” or “oh my fauci” on /pol/ would cause leakage because the boomers there didn’t know what irony was.
>meanwhile, the sharty incorporated certain troonish terms/behaviors into its culture ironically (“oh my fauci xister xe is so heckin’ valid”), while rejecting troonish shit like tranime that 4chuds tended to accept. there was resentment towards both extremes, ‘teens hated troons for obvious reason, and ‘teens hated the 4cuck pissbabies and incels that were too low IQ to understand irony. essentially, it was chuddy, but ‘teens didn’t make it their whole personality or whatever.
>flash forward to 2026. every platform is full of chuddiness. literal children are watching tiktok edits of yakub doing fortnite dances with george floyd in front of the black sun. xitter is infamous for being full of the same types of 4cuck esque retard pedochuds that the site hated back then. I get videos about “black fatigue” in my youtube recommended. meanwhile, the ironic humor that once made 4cuck types leak is now becoming mainstream, and even the most retarded chudcels are able to recognize that nobaldi on the face of the earth is calling hitler a xe/xer sincerely.
>because of that, plus 4cuck being a DNB following the ‘ack, plus most ‘teens not coming from 4cuck anymore, plus most ‘teens being afraid of 4cuck because of all the pedophilia, plus 4cuck introducing post filters that make ban evasion annoying as fuck to deal with, the site no longer serves the same purpose as it once did. the sharty’s brand of chuddiness used to be unique in that it was more ironic, it loathed 4cuck, and the demographics tended to be younger, but now every chud online is open to ironic humor, ‘teens barely know about 4cuck, and the site is 18+. the most unique thing about it WAS that it hated pedophiles and conducted raids, but now sites like kiwifarms and rdrama have adopted the same more strict anti-pedophile rules that this site has, and we almost never have successful raids because of derailers, demoralizers, snitches, ‘p spammers, incompetence of newGODS due to oldclitties refusing to share basic info with them (someone’s ‘za gets cancelled and the reaction is “OHNONONO NUSOIS CAN’T EVEN” instead of telling xhem how to avoid that happening in the future. ‘teens used to be pretty open and helpful towards each other because we all wanted to see the site succeed and raids to not be failures, I learned about shit like textnow numbers, data breach sites, ban evasion tools, etc. from asking politely but now today’s newGODS don’t get the same privileges. I try to inform them but I’m usually hours too late.) and the ‘log being flooded with faggot shit 24/7.
>this site’s only unique purpose now is that you can try and use it as your personal army to dox people, and maybe once every few months it’ll actually work. and then it’s also the only site that’ll let you flood it with softcore porn specifically designed to make the userbase upset and you’ll never get banned for it. so as a result the site is just bait, useless nigger wars, and dox attempts with mixed results 24/7.
>wordswordswords that’s why the site is full of tranime or something idk I do meth
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>penguinz0
<SomeOrdinaryGamers
^PyroLIVE
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New mario and luigi are my very best friends just dropped
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niggas get on soycraft im bored
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RANKING GREATEST JAPANESE MEDIA OF ALL TIME
1. Fishmans - Long Season
2. I want to punch women
3. The ninja warrior show because ninjas are cool
4. The comic where the guy gets reincarnated as Hitler and hijinks ensue
5. You, because you are a seamonkey East Asian IRL slopjak.
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>GROK IS THIS REAL
>GROK WHY ARE YOU LYING
>GROK REMOVE A PEDO FROM THIS PICTURE
>GROK SHOULD I BUY XCOIN
>GROK WASH MY CLITTY
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I’m a slut for trans BBC
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making a gem
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Add a brap nameroll that makes your post green and radiate stink lines and gigaflies too and oreos
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Soyteen' cacas…
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Are white supremacy groups cringe?
And i dont mean from a stinky brown
>oh well of course it is theyre racist
perspective.
I mean like is it really worth it to be in the patriot front or a kkk group or an aryan brotherhood. Is it really worth the social outcastment for a few quick laughs and to be redpilled or something?
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Maybe the 'log is so boring because Quote 'nished all the dissidence and now all the 'teens who gave a shit are gone
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y'all are just a bunch of incel losers😂
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soyjak.party should go public I want to invest in it.
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Would soyjak party date a cute tranner like me if I gave you lots of cuddles and kisses??
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I emailed quote about SNCA and now there's a filter for every single one of my posts to end in "though" though
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Add a brap nameroll that makes your post green and radiates stink lines and gigaflies too
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Me and Quote
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Who was the worst admin ever (everyone is included this time)?
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tbhon I want to be sent to male prison and gangraped to DEATH by all the horny incredibly aggressive scary violent inmates!!!
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How do we get a sovlfvl owner on this site? All of them were namefags or former admins
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>next weekend.
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who is nophono
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do goyim really
is it gem or coal
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this will forever be the best simpsons has looked
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>/qa/
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ay wassup
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i presented the shardee to my gf snd now she ditched me for some bvll called Tyrone what should i do guys
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To my fellow Amerimutt Chuddies:

Believe me, I completely agree.

Republicans are all talk no action. They take power, then do nothing with it. They are weak cowards.

HOWEVER

We need to remember that the cowardice of the average GOP politician is far more preferable to the evil and corruption of the average democrat…

As such, I implore you all to vote this November. No matter how 'tarded the GOP are, it will always, ALWAYS be preferable to the depravity of the commies.

So, you must VOTE, my chuddies. or else, if libtards win back the house, you will see:

Pro-Troon and Pro-Pedo bills being advanced

Good bills being killed

And general 'tardation

Before you say BUT HECKIN GOPS SUPPORT ISRAELINO

Yes, i know. and guess what? THEY ALL DO!

Almost all of them do. although im not a fan of the Israeli government, i think many of you are obsessed 'tards that let your ( justified ) scrutiny of Israel completely blind you to quite literally everything else.
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UuuWhaaaagh are Are those female hormones????? OMAYGADOMAIGAHHFOMAYGADOMAYGAD
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>Plague Inc.
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>having mediators manually approve every single fucking file
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Druggies are stupid, why shoot speed when you can shoot femhormones and be cute 🥺
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Me and Mario both think this!
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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snopes?

hey guys look at this https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15914697.html
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>flipjaks will NEVER catch on
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 17

[After Jesus had fed the five thousand men, his disciples saw him walking on the sea.]
The next day, the crowd that remained across the sea
saw that there had been only one boat there,
and that Jesus had not gone along with his disciples in the boat,
but only his disciples had left.
Other boats came from Tiberias
near the place where they had eaten the bread
when the Lord gave thanks.
When the crowd saw that neither Jesus nor his disciples were there,
they themselves got into boats
and came to Capernaum looking for Jesus.
And when they found him across the sea they said to him,
"Rabbi, when did you get here?"
Jesus answered them and said,
"Amen, amen, I say to you, you are looking for me
not because you saw signs
but because you ate the loaves and were filled.
Do not work for food that perishes
but for the food that endures for eternal life,
which the Son of Man will give you.
For on him the Father, God, has set his seal."
So they said to him,
"What can we do to accomplish the works of God?"
Jesus answered and said to them,
"This is the work of God, that you believe in the one he sent."
John 6:22-29

St. Saint Agnes of Montepulciano, ora pro nobis.
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approve the fucking board already
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>drawing lewd art of somebody's actual daughter
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Baka on da 'log
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/imt/ - Infinite Monkey Theory General #1

If the post number above you is odd, reply with one letter from their ID.

If even, reply with one letter from their nameroll.

See how long it takes to make a sentence
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why are all hypixel bedwars players trannies
why cant more chuds play the game
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Why is bbc so tasty
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We can make 9/11 in create now
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Frogcacas…
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>tfw downloading some big sheeit to your external hardrive with a damaged USB on your laptop you have to be careful not to move
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My dad looks like a soyjak

What do I do
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hi friends, I have made the world's first raisinjak
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>browsing furry sites ironically
>"burping fetish"
>'teens must see this
>post
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>Your 'jaks are scrapped clean by the desolate wind. Not even the coal posters are interested in your brimstonized corpse.
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I can't focus.
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Lee reported me and got me banned :( AMA
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why are japs like that?
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Media pending approval
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Is 'jakking art?
>
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Boring log
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/QA/ IS 3500 AWAY FROM 100,000 GET
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Confession or something

Im not sure if I should post this or not but I have been thinking about this for nearly a half a decade at this point and I always wanted to hear what people’s opinion is on this thing is and if Im as bad of a person as those uttp fags for example

When I was 15 years old, I used to be in a lot of shitpost ‘cord servers and in one of these I once a gif of a pregnant asian girl being fucked/raped and being hit on the stomach. I suspected that she might have been underage (my estimate for her age was 16-18) and I was pretty disgusted by that and wanted to mention/talk about it to someone. I wasn’t shocked or traumatized by it or anything like that but I still wanted to mention it to someone so I took a cropped screenshot of the post but I didn’t show the whole gif in it. I made it so it wasn’t so revealing/didn’t show any genitalia and I didn’t but it still did show the girls face in it and I posted the screenshot to another shitpost server where I was active in and had a few friends in and joked about discords shit moderation. As I was doing this, I didn’t realize that by doing that I would be committing the same crime as the guy whose post I screenshotted and the type of people who I was trying to mock. I didn’t get banned from that, but I did get criticism from that post as I should’ve.

That thing was bugging me ever since I did that and I brought it up a lot when I was talking to my friends because I regretted doing that whole thing since I was concerned about the fact that I’ve shared actual ‘p and probably damaged the victim more by doing that and I didn’t want to be known as a pedophile either. I brought that thing so much that my friends started jokingly calling me a pedophile and making pedophilic jokes at my expense (which was kind of funny to be fair) but this caused them to remember this thing. They’ve told me multiple times that they would’ve forgotten about it if I didn’t brought it up all the time we met and in our friend group we had this one guy who was kind of autistic (or he didn’t actually have autism probably) but he was kind of abnormal guy and we sometimes had problems with him because he would get mad sometimes or “leak easily” and he would act really retarded like shout at us in public and/or bring up some embarrassing/personal shit and he would sometimes amp up/over exaggerate these things that he would say about you if he was pissed and that wouldn’t be that bad but since he knew about that thing I did and was constantly reminded of it because I talked about it constantly it started to become a real fucking problem for me and I had to cut him off all together because of that. And he didn’t hate me or think that I was a pedophile or anything like that but I still couldn’t be around him and I had to destroy that friendship witch sucked since I didn’t really hate him either but I just couldn’t have him yelling people that “I share ‘p to people” whenever he got mad over some stupid shit.

Sometime after I turned 18 I thought that since google filters out ‘p I could try to look up that gif on google since I wasn’t exactly sure if the girl in that gif was a minor or not and if I do easily
find the gif it would most likely mean that the girl wasn’t a minor and it would help knowing that I didn’t actually share some rape torture gifs. So, I started describing the gif and look for it (I typed something like pregnant Asian woman being fucked or something like that (I didn’t try to look for ‘p or search ‘p on google) and I was at least smart enough to not save the image so I couldn’t look for it with image search and I even if I did, I would’ve probably deleted it long time ago so that’s why I couldn’t just image search it) and I did manage to find it and it was from it was from some japanese porn movie and the actress age was listed as “20 years old”. So knowing that kind of helped but I don’t know if this really changes anything because back then I came to the conclusion and was under the assumption that she was underage and looking for that gif up from google was still kind of retarded because if I did manage to find that original gif and she wasn’t an adult it wouldn’t be any better and I know that google filters that shit out but I think it would be still possible to find that sort of stuff.

But I want to know what do you all think about this. I know that Ive obviously shouldn’t done any of that and that all that that has happened because of that is deserved and I should’ve known better but Am I still as bad as all these failtrolls for example? Or am I hypocrite for criticizing loli niggers for example when Ive done this?
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normie social media dot party
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Janny don't delete this it's a soyboy
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Why is /bant/ always full of Cirno?
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Do you just feel sad randomly
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>Itt we tie a brapaffirming gender rope around our necks and plunge to deeb abyss known as vantablack nigger hell yelling our final traiso positive words -AAAAAAAAAAAACK
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>When a "Cozy" Game Hides a Dark Twist in Plain Sight
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what owner would you enjoy getting fucked by the mos
t? (imagine quote is there too)
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>So this is the Skull of the Gigger i kept making AI Giga Gifs for?
<NOPHONO NOPHONO NOBALDI NOUBCADI MEDIA PENDING ANPOVOL SNCA GIGACHAD MARIO AND LUIGI BIG BUFF GRAY MAN
>Impressive.
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I genuinely want all loliniggers DEAD, they'll call people anti's then post shit like this on 'book. Fucking heinous art
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suggest jak edits ITT

suggest some jak edits like these i made a looooooooooooooooooooooong time ago
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All of you look like this except me
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This tranime spam is sickening, the thought of the sharty , being overriden by troonish antimatter makes me unwell as someone who thinks of this site as the last asterixesque bastion against troonery in all of my favorite things
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hey /soy/ who's joe?
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QUOTE IS A BITCH I HATE HIM
QUOTE IS A BITCH I HATE HIM
QUOTE IS A BITCH I HATE HIM
QUOTE IS A BITCH I HATE HIM
QUOTE IS A BITCH I HATE HIM
QUOTE IS A BITCH I HATE HIM
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Contact the admins

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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