The Euromutt wakes up eager to start xis virtuous European day and immediately a thought pops into xis head.
>AMERICANS!This of course is a daily occurrence without fail.
>I wonder what those stupid Amerimutts are up to…Xe thinks as xe instinctively opens up xis favorite Amerimutt website soyjak.party from xis iPhone. Xe scrolls and scrolls seeking an opening to talk about America, anything to latch on to. Xe's totally not obsessed with Americans. Xe becomes bored so xe turns his TV on and opens up Netflix. He puts on xis favorite marvel movie for the billionth time and xe goes back to scrolling. Xe loves engaging in American culture as xe bashes America. Xe's totally not obsessed. Xe gets hungry and reaches for xis iPhone to order breakfast from McDonalds using uber eats.
>Stupid Amerimutts making me eat their shitty food! European food is so much better not even close!Xe has eaten KFC 3 out of the last 5 nights for dinner. Xe waits downstairs for xis food so xe decides to put on some American rap music.
>Ugh stupid Amerimutts! Their culture is such shit! Not like European culture, we have history! And long-standing traditions. True culture comes from the wealthy!An illegal family crosses xis path and xe pretends to not be afraid and gives them a friendly nod and a wave.
>WAAAOOOO!! I bet if this was America they would have shot them lol us Europeans are much more open-minded and civilized.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.