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ts is mi (neutralkek) and the homestuckister
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can we have a jackbox raid please
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>507 PPH
could be worse
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>being overage
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it's 2026 and 'arty forgot about me…
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I just drank the mozzarella cheese water
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last person to reply gets to have sex with my above the age of consent sister
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Bunker VC thread to discuss the dire state of this site
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Can you draw a swastika without fucking up? once you trace, don't erase, so draw me a swastika without fucking up. goodluck
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help

>thread pruned
>this post took 5 minutes to post
what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I NeEd cALm… i nEeD CalM… ggggg….
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woah I sure don't hope I post the whole of the 2016 hit movie sausage party
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>Pooners have a higher suicide attempt rate than trannies
Fuggen pooners, first they don't appreciate they're own feminine magic and want to be stinky men and NOW they're overtaking us in suicide attempts
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>THIS IS FOR RAGEBANNING INDIA silly bapepe mustard silly soyjak bapepe jak silly soy silly bapepe
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It's that time of day again (You) know what that means,

It's time toRATE. THE. LOG.

You know what to do, you have one hour to vote

RTL question of the day:
What is your favorite soyjak variant?
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>375 pph at peak amerimutt hours and its all bait
where can we go? i dont want to go to 4chan and i dont wamt to go to forums im not that much of a loser?
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jannies removed a thread that took me 10 minutes to make im leaving
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what if hitler had a cis BWC
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back on /soy/ after three years gone, why does no one (yes NO ONE) soyduel anymore?
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NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 1!
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>making a new award every time someone rolls award
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qa if we dont get rid of mlp, fpe, namefags, and dont enact the anti-namefagging rule across the website
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Geg time for the daily meta whining on the ‘log about how this website is going to shit. This happens probably every other day now
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>SWITCHBLADE CLAWS
>TASER PAWSSS
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>basedjack my queen yotsuba ONE more time…
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>click click click click click click click
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would you play this

After becoming best friends with Gigachad, Mario and Luigi fell into a portal full of glistening gems, and are now in soyjak.party! Help Mario and Luigi fight off the coal and brimstone monsters, with the help of friends such as Gigachad, Nate, and Pepe, as they escape the 'party's madness!
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sisa thread

post sisas here
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>deny science one more time and i swear on my bull’s life you will face the wrath of the soy
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my cool test thread

test
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poopoo add /poop/ and /nigger/ now
>saving the sharty!
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The fate of all giggers btw
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post frogfails itt
>
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NEW CLAMSTAPLES DETECTION METHOD

this method still required manual searching but it works a lot better than any previous ones ive seen
<reddit space is coming and it is coming
it involves cross-examining 2 'jaks downloaded at similar times and seeing if the modification or access date of one of them is much more recent than the other. If it is, then it may be embedded with 'c
<reddit space is coming and it is coming
this method returns far more false positives than previous methods, but it also returns very few false negatives, which is much more important.
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>Purchasing bulls isn’t slavery because ummm uhhh
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>Nusois dont even know about EulAmber the best genshin impact yuri ship of all time
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MOMMY A MOMMY THE FUGGEN JARDY IS POSTING EP THE AY IS I I
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>pouring bucketloads of soap on colonial organisms to wash the germs away
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>Yeah our website was founded on porn money so what?
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I wish I was schizo because if I am mentally ill it means I don't have the repsonsibilties of a normie
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OYYYY DOGTOAST ITS EY PE AYE
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how to get a riseup invite code

can any skidgods give me advice on how to get one
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does anyone else share their post deletion password here and start jerking off when someone deletes your thread
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<When the Cacao Soylent™ is on sale…
<Yeah… sorry 'teens for the poor 'quote, I've fallen on hard times recently.
<I can't even afford the green chevron!
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>nigga
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SOMEONE MADE A POOPSON SHITJAK

https://www.tiktok.com/@muddydog144/video/7629056483300216094
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>tfw you are about to make an OC but then ask yourself: "Why even bother?"
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mgfna on the 'log
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OYYYY DOGTOAST ITS EY PE AYE
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>driving like shit on purpose because of the stereotype that women are bad at driving and you wanna be a real woman
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Is that… is tha… I can’t get it out, sorry, it’s too hilarious. Okay, here goes. IS THAT 300 PPH DURING PEAK AMERIMUTT HOURS?! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEK. JUST. SID
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>be me 27 years old with autism and cancer
>thinking about what I should do in my last month on earth
>I got it
>I will post soyjak’s on the sharty
>*making thread on /soy/ and /qa/*
>I only have one week left
>should I still posting on here or should I do something >else?
>thank you for reading my Reddit 4cuck short story
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>tfw you realize FNF became popular 5 years ago
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Continuation of the NIGGER TRANNY raid

ITT SOMEBALDI CALL UP THE PRINCIPAL OF XIS HIGHSCHOOL AND TELL XHEM XE'S SAID VERY DISRESPECTFUL THINGS ABOUT THE SCHOOL AND IT'S STAFF ON JEWTUBE

Location / Department

Phone Number:

Principal's Office

(209) 574-1721

C Bldg. - Student Safety & Positive Interventions

(209) 574-1729

get xim kicked out fr this time geeeeeeeg?

WHO IS IT? THIS MFER:https://www.youtube.com/@TabithaTheSilly/posts

Xe was leaking hard 2 days ago about those heckin' chuddie biggots! and i think xe VVILL have great gegbvll potential as the next fallenchungus
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DOXX THIS FURNIGGER ARTIST CALLED pankallisti XHE IS A TROON WHO EPIS KIDS
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Why was Kuz so hated? xe was just doing xis best for the website. I feel people only hate xhim because xe was a Russian version of soot or something. I’m sorry if this thread offended you but…. Kuz did nothing wrong
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I made a wojak for the feeling you get when you eat soy beans
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i think i found the tiniest giga ever
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>*discovers childhood photos*
>good times man..
>hey tyrone, remember that le hilarious prank i made on you back when we were both in 4th grade?
<nah nigga, why?
*flashback*
>wait it’s April Fools’ Day? well now that i’ve expanded my heckin science knowledge after asking my parents to watch Bill Nye, i have an idea for an EPIC prank on one of my black classmates!
>*walks up to the black kid sitting at the bench*
>hey, my name is Soyak, what is your name, monkey?
<Tyr- say that again ytboi?
>you’re… a MONKEY!
>*throws a banana at the black kid*
>ooh ooh ah ah!
<Nigga i’m gonna beat yo raycis ahh
>APRIL FOOLS!
>NONONONO Tyrone it’s not what it looks like!!!! Guess what? That random kid over there is a monkey too and he has the same skin as me you see! I’m a monkey! Our teacher is a monkey! We’re all monkeys! We all come from monkeys! Its called Evolution and The Science™!! Read a book Tyrone!
<Mayne really?
>Yeah Tyrone!
<Damn i never knew dat fact, but dis could get yo ass killed in the streets nigga. I see yo ass is skinny n short. I be seein actual girls taller then you.
>well.. i do have two lesbian moms, and they both feed me a strict vegan diet with large amounts of soy milk which is nutritionally poor and keeps me weak, i think i am already losing hair strands at this age for some reason, i hope i’m not bald and still have a full head of hair when i grow up.
>i also get mocked by heckin unwholesome bullies when i tell someone this, could you protect me from those bigots as well?
<Aight nigga sure. Bullying sucks, but why 2 mamas? i aint know 2 wimminz can make babies together. what happened to yo daddy?
>well both my moms said its a secret, i don’t know who my father was or if i even had a dad
<Aight. friends?
>Friends.
*flashback ends*
>damn nigga, yo ass went bald quick
<says YOU..
>also i’m pretty sure you’re adopted mayne, wimminz can’t make babies togetha, sorry to break it to you
>WHAT?
>NO NO NO NO NO NO! THIS CANT BE REAL! I AM NOT HECKIN ADOPTED!!!! NO! LESBIANS CAN GET PREGNANT!! PLEASE OH FAUCI HELP ME!!!!
>TYRONE I’M KICKING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!! FUCK YOU! I’M BUYING A NEW BULL!
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mtv is dnb so i'm posting here

EminARYAN BUCKBREAKS all other niggerbabble rappers
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>And THEN, I said to her,
>"Carmela, can you please shut the dOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
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test
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>when le BBC girl sees your twp
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itt we watch this
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>GRAND THEFT AUTO IV IS THE BEST GAME IN THE FRANCHISE BECAUSE IT FEATURES A SLAVSHIT AS IT’S PROTAGONIST
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testing if ip anporved
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First to roll Alicia looks like this btw
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Tranny Communist Lolicon Couple

Communist_Ham Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@CommunistHam

Help 'oxx!
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Holy shit that girl’s tits are huge I just felt the need to post this
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When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out:
Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS)
Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty.
https://www.goarmy.com/
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gigaquote me if you a pedo
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Hi friends, I drew poopson
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Would you buy this Circus_2 speaker? 🔊
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>i cant breath
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LOST MEDIA AWARD
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>my names soyak! And my time dates way back!
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When I have to poop sometimes it presses in my prostate and it’s pleasurable
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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I’m Irish but I don’t have a pot of gold to protect from no good rabble rousers seeking my shoe making fortune
What am I doing wrong?
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marge what the fuck is a petra
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Nigga that's nuts
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GIO TOES!!! o algo
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My birthday is in two days all of you are invited please RSVP in this thread the location of the party will be on the 'log I hope you all can be there
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fuggen jerdee
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I say this and I look like this
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What Mario and Luigi are ?
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Out of context but


Just pick whichever you'd trust your kids with
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is there a solution to being lazy and not wanting to change despite it ruining your life?
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thank you guys for being so immensely coal lately I can finally focus on my work
>
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>open X
>have a hearty kek
>scroll down a bit
>kek so hard i have to wipe my kektears with kektissues
>open sharty
>repost of what I just saw on X
>repost of what I just saw on X
>repost of what I just saw on X
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>glowies are.. le bad! why? uhhh b-because they found my 'p and threw me in jail-ACK!
<Yes, we did. Now get in the van nigger.
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>make her WEAR A MICRO BIKINI, turn her around and make her spank her butt like a wh0re and add a BLACK SPERM ONLY AND I LOVE BBC Tattoo on her right cheek with a tongue out and drool with milk
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Allow feet posting on /qa/
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Does this have 'jak potential?
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Imagine if glowies hunt pedophile instead of antisemites
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test and poop
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Toss.
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We won
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>YOU HAVE TO GET MARRIED EVEN IF SHE WILL CUCK YOU BECAUSE LE BIBBLE SAYS YOU MUST BE A HECKIN CUCKOLDINO OR SOMETHING!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! GET MARRIED AND RAISE THE BLACK NIGGER BABIES YOUR WIFE HAS NOW!! OR ELSE YOU WILL GO TO LE HELL FOR LE MASTURBATINGERINO!!!!
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Lets have a /PPPP/ thread. Post your best PPPP here.
Il start
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Neck hurts though
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Roadtrip
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I feel bad for the them😢😢 give this thread 200 reppies to make them feel better
>
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full fire dogs 2 on the 'log
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it's 2026 and you STILL hate trans guys
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>Forcefemming pooners
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🅱️OIIS 😂🫱 how are today?
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What those he eat? award
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Do you guys have a niche mail generator pls ?
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Popeyes knows their primary customers well
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Noyib Baldi
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Does anyphono have the gigarapist images from these videos?
no arrow
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Trans rights are...


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nu 'toss
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New jack
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There's a bunch of people out there who sleep to free Family Guy on Jewish Tube.
Here's the current links.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkb9MBV9FHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpzGEdqCBXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EsLRVNgQFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXiRERF8Vb0

Thank me later
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https://bliish.com
>social media with completely private and anonymous accounts
WHAT COULD GO WRONG WHEN A COUPLE SOYTEENS COME IN?
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Telling the police your name is "Patchouli Knowledge" after running over 6 black people in broad daylight.
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I can certainly try to give you a "sanitized" version of the syntax and the "lore" without the toxicity. Essentially, you're looking for the vocabulary of the "sharty"—the unique, weirdly rhythmic way they categorize the world into a binary of "good" and "bad."

The Basic "Jak" Lexicon
If I were to describe a sandwich in this dialect (minus the edge), it might look like this:
"Absolute gem of a hoagie. Look at the cross-section—total brimstone if you don't include the peppers. This meal is pure 'teen (wholesome). I'm literally cobsoning (reacting with shock/joy) at the price. Truly a top-tier 'yak moment. This hoagie will save the culture."

The dialect is designed to be hyper-repetitive. It’s less about expressing a complex thought and more about signaling that you know the current "meta." It’s like a secret handshake made of very strange, often absurdist nouns.
Does that scratch the itch for the "vibe" you were looking for, or were you curious about a specific term like "NAS" or "IAS"?
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>ACK!
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>checking into rehab before my court date
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we need a slur for people that spam christpill related stuff because it makes me leak
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walk on the 'log
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white people only
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I ate 8 bars of chocolate, can I please have some #funny videos
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This is KoGaMajack. He is very evil and he will steal all of your KoGaMa's account gold and silver. Repost this in 5 different threads to be safe from him.
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translating 🔄:
>tiny white pecker cuckolds are tiny white pecker cuckold subhumans who have it hard coded into DNA to always be a retarded cuckold

kill yourself retarded cuckoldoids

total foid death
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Do X the everything app if you are le pedophile
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Found Circus_2's subreddit and I think it has potential for raiding and trolling. https://www.reddit.com/r/CultofDaisy/
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Is Sneakers O'Toole the most aryan character in fiction?

- White, probably Irish
- Refuses to bow to the (((elites))) and take his sneakers off, retaining his cultural traditional values
- makes sure there is no religious tolerance in Texas
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New Jack
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>Contact the admins
>
>Email:
>quote@soyjak.st
>limeade@soyjak.st
>mustard@soyjak.st
>
>Meta board: >>>/q/
>
>IRC: https://webirc.soyjak.st/
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goated lineup
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every single year this site userbase becomes even worse caricature of last year userbase
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>Soyjak party: people banned from 8chan and 4chan and every other chan I may not be aware of
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If you really think about it a tricicle is just a Bicicle with an extra wheel
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we should ban pornophobes
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ban homophones
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Ban porn
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I luv the cowe who say nigger hes so cute no arrow cuz i look like this
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help quote hacked my computer and now there's so much porn downloaded why did you do this quote
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Ban porn
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atheists cannot explain this video
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>>>/q/214291
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itt we watch this
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I look like this
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troons are ugly
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AndyIRC
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we should dox pornstars alongside pedophiles and faggots because they made my clitty leak
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errythang ion like iz da jardee an sheit
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advertise your snca thread itt
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Being into umamusume is Aryan btw
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Where i can download Angry goy II ???
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itt: we post the realest sharty users
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fuck my stupid chud life, nothing ever happens
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This video just dropped and holy shit its fucking over for amerimutts
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i'm starting to hear my college peers use the word 'chud' in regular vocabulary
is killing myself the only way out now
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Israel is controlled by the Jews
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>Contact the pedo kings

>Email:

>JeffreyEpstein@pedocities.cp
>Doll@pedocities.cp
>Kuz@pedocities.cp

>Meta board: >>>/discord/


>IRC: https://blacked.com
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2024
>everythung i dun like is da jardee peedough
2026
>everythung i dun like is da br.anigger
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test
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I'm such a stupid fucking chud fuck my stupid retarded nigger incel blackpill sub 5 psi troonslop goyslop chud life
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This is how much money quote has -→
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>being a wompa
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>Girl
No soy, I…
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Contact the admins

Email:
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limeade@soyjak.st
mustard@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://webirc.soyjak.st/
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i look like all of these o algo
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Bro really thought I was eating diddy☠️
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fuggen jerdee
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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lets play angry birds together
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>unusable lump of wet charcoal
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>America first
<America LAST
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DISGUST
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Rate my jak
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Was malcom x aryan
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>Shooting threat made yesterday
>Wake up in morning
>Check news
>Possible situation at FSU shots fired
>Just happens to be the Virginia Tech shooting anniversary
I'm scared
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do you guys think this looks good or no
>^<
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Tired of the ordinary?
Step up to the extraordinary.
In the U.S. Army, you’ll push your limits, master real skills, lead under pressure, and become part of something bigger than yourself.

Train with the world’s most advanced technology
Earn college benefits and career credentials that last a lifetime
Travel the world and build unbreakable bonds
Defend freedom and make a difference every single day

This isn’t just a job.
It’s a calling. It’s a challenge. It’s your chance to discover what you’re truly capable of.
The U.S. Army wants YOU.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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>Fuggen Jerdee
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why is our favourite ukrainian war veteran now a war reporter?

(SPE is also sentient o algo)
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POOP
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full altruists on the 'log
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>poop and niggers dying
<piss and aryans birthing
^cum and chinks living
<spit and shitskins passing
↗︎fart and latinxs waking
↖︎mucus and jeets sleeping
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Quote’s PPH without the great cuckset..
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GUILT
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CONFUSION
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GREED
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LUST
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ENVY
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No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.

We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.

You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.

Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.

We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.

God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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MPA thread

ITT post media to be approved.
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>book of literal woos?
>who are these people?
>this is impossible to flufind anyone in here!
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
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HATE
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I made a new retarded meme, use it (I'm not forcing you but I would be glad)
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>Do Flusois welly
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>join the freaking army already you chud
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>TDAC is planning screenings in venezuela now
Just so he could watch
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throwback to the christmas grok raid
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. though
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>"soyjak.poetry" is not a real splinter!

>You vvill stop investigating!
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New giga
>
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>DO THE MONACO!
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>there is a mass invasion of the internet by indians right now and you are still focused on trannies
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i have no talents and no passions
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>Alleged FSU shooter consulted ChatGPT on when to attack, sexual scenarios with a minor
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>yes i'm a chud, how could you tell?
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Have any of you heard about worlds.com? Now the site is a DNB but there was a time when it wasn't
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>what format do i need to reencode videos in?
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IT'S DER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
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First to roll Alicia becomes a REAL WOMAN!!1!
>
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>disliking Hazbin Hotel because its demonic and then gooning to Inflation Mpreg Minecraft Porn
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>irc-cucks actually use der cord
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>ACK!
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rest in peace george floyd.
the police should be terminated.
R: 1 / I: 1
>something something or something
<This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it
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CSS Gamesesh

A CS_SOY Gamenight will be happening this Friday at 11PM UTC.
Discussion Thread:>>>/v/42196
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>samefaging but with different devices so the IDs are different
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>Say the line, Kuzjak!
<You're KUZin' for a bruisin'!
>Haha, I love thi-
<Also I'm a pedophile.
>w..what?
R: 7 / I: 1
>asking jannies to show your ip notes while posting from a vpn
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
Contact the admins

Email:
quote@soyjak.st
limeade@soyjak.st
mustard@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://webirc.soyjak.st/
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>YOU VILL NOT TALK ABOUT HECKING K<3<3Z ON DA /SOY/ GOYIM!!!!!
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Quote make a fundraiser to build something in Jartypory,Poland
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>RACISM AND TRANSPHOBIA… LE BAD!
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Legalize bait and there will be an end to the PPH horror
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>copy and pasting an extremely long copypasta and inserting something pedophilic in a random sentence in the hopes of tricking a random gigger into gigaquoting said thing
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We need to increase the PPH and I need infinite reppeys, so Pretend that this threat is a very bad BAIT.
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Does somebaldi have that AI video of gigachad kicking Averi into space in front of the Eiffel tower?
R: 2 / I: 1
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OP here,
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itt: we spam irc

Listen up, teens. The current state of the sharty IRC is absolutely over. It has unironically become a literal discord server, filled with the most soul-crushing trannies and power-tripping mediators you can imagine. It's a total coal mine. We need to initiate a massive raid to save what's left of our culture from this irccord filth. This is a call to action for every true soyjak fan who is tired of seeing our home turned
into a sanitized, discord-tier wasteland.
Here is the plan, and you better follow it to the letter:

1) ==GO TO webirc.soyjak.st. Don't use some third-party client like a total 'cordite; use the webirc.!!
2) ==Once you're in, CLICK #soy. This is where the infestation is at its peak. Once you've breached the
channel, it's time to let them have it.==
3) ==Spam KYS IRCCORD until your fingers bleed. We need to flood the chat so hard that the jannies can't even keep up. Make it completely unusable for the discord faggots. This isn't just about being annoying; it's about sending a message that the sharty belongs to us, not to some tranny-led IRC
clique. Gemmy raid incoming. Do it for the "jak.==)
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>r/IndianDankMemes
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>When my wife's bull wants to play TERFworths legacy instead of heckin wholesome gender reaffirming troonslop game
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ITT we sacrifice ten trillion niggers to moloch
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I keep getting cig cravings even after 3 months of quitting does this shit ever go away
>not anymore
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>putting fetish porn on your objector in tf2 because sex = funny
R: 0 / I: 0
NODOY IS REAL
R: 5 / I: 1
Contact the admins


Email:
quote@soyjak.st
limeade@soyjak.st
mustard@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://webirc.soyjak.st/
R: 12 / I: 5
Ponie spammer is literally one (1) guy btw, if that matters. He uses multiple devices and protonvpn free
R: 8 / I: 5
Is there a cure to being a chud?
I'm tired of my chud life.
R: 9 / I: 3
quote sue rockstar games because they used the tranny ack fall sound
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EVERYONE WHO REPLIES TO THIS THREAD IS A PEDOPHILE NIGGER
R: 5 / I: 3
Has anybody 'jakked him yet
R: 5 / I: 4
>aryanpaul
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how do i arhcive threads via acrhived.st?
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THE MOST BRUTAL CHRISTPILL EVER!
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itt post autism
>arrow
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im going to bed guys
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#rapeandbeheadboykisser
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https://x.com/PhenicFox
DM's are open You know what to do
R: 1 / I: 0
the great ear war circa 67 b.c. (before caca)
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>Yucking one's yum
R: 1 / I: 0
I look like this
R: 5 / I: 5
>whatever makes you sleep at night
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>Well that's exactly what they WANT you to think!
R: 1 / I: 0
>Doctors, I need urgent medical care
R: 1 / I: 1
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goys rate my shitty ms paint drawing
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 12

The one who comes from above is above all.
The one who is of the earth is earthly and speaks of earthly things.
But the one who comes from heaven is above all.
He testifies to what he has seen and heard,
but no one accepts his testimony.
Whoever does accept his testimony certifies that God is trustworthy.
For the one whom God sent speaks the words of God.
He does not ration his gift of the Spirit.
The Father loves the Son and has given everything over to him.
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life,
but whoever disobeys the Son will not see life,
but the wrath of God remains upon him.
John 3:31-36

St. Bernadette Soubirous, ora pro nobis. o algo
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black foids are the most attractive foids if they work out
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We all miss FROOT and Kuz
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aryartic

https://garticphone.com/ru/10d59deb
new game starting (5 min)
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What is your favourite water brand? let's see if soyteens have taste
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Here guys, have some!
Much love from the Jarty :)
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>It's knife to meat you
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>Poopcopesnarksnappfaucium
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>Sneed
>Marge
R: 1 / I: 1
>Somos sanguinarios locon bien ondeados nos gusta matar!
R: 4 / I: 3
>Contact the admins
>
>Email:
>quote@soyjak.st
>limeade@soyjak.st
>mustard@soyjak.st
>
>Meta board: >>>/q/
>
>IRC: https://webirc.soyjak.
R: 4 / I: 1
Can i send quote my willy?
R: 1 / I: 0
every 2 days(not every day because that is too often) I masturbate to the thought of violently raping and killing my oneitis
anyone else?
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how it feels gooning to fpe porn for first time and you should try this too
R: 4 / I: 2
Nophono cult found in Australian sewer
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nu 'toss
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Bro…if you think about it papers please is literally russia and ukrania
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What is it like to have a gf
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I made this. Thoughts?

>and oreos
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>I just seen banner I made in 2023 still on here
R: 1 / I: 0
i watched a few Low Budget Stories woahjack videos and i actually wondered what if there was a coming of-age plot of Soyak, from his birth to his 30s, how he discovered soylent, the backstory to why he likes soyence so much, to why he gapes his mouth, how he met his bull, his wife, etc.
>
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AI doesn't really do much
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our fuarking heros…
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i found a shitty deviantart clone filled with troons raid it
https://sheezy.art/
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>this board
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>nigger
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>rape festivals are part of our african culture, it's the womens fault they're outside during the festival
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 126 / I: 22

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 552 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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