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FEC data sometimes truncates job titles and things like that, but this genuinely seems to be his job title
@molly0xfff is...is this real?
@joshin4colours afraid so
@joshin4colours @molly0xfff if it is, presumably the job is about preventing crimes
(still funny though)
@ireneista @molly0xfff I mean, presumably, but also...maybe not??
@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff
@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents
@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:
VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.
They have since updated the first two.
@molly0xfff That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.
@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently
@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?
@molly0xfff "so what does your charity do?"
"oh we raise money for cancer"
"..."
"... RESEARCH, CANCER RESEARCH. TO CURE IT."
@molly0xfff this is amazing, thank you for sharing
@molly0xfff I don't feel so bad about my gig anymore
@molly0xfff they could have just said “Compliance.”
@molly0xfff inserts the oh my god he admit it gif
@molly0xfff have definitely seen the same title in other companies before (they investigate, is my usual presumption)
@molly0xfff I hear it's a much more difficult role to be in nowadays considering crime is just legal now.
Having to find out what to do that'll actually get you in trouble isn't easy!
@molly0xfff Guessing his job is not to steal from the rich and give to the poor.
@eurobubba @molly0xfff they’re doing it backwards these days. They steal from the poor to give to the rich (usually via a super PAC)
@molly0xfff well, they got Al Capone for tax evasion, not his other crimes. The IRS also explicitly states that you have to report funds from criminal activity.
@molly0xfff Can we infer from this that they have other departments for the various types of non-financial crimes? #jobs #finance #crime
@molly0xfff Wake up, honey, a new C-suite position just dropped: CFCO, Chief Financial Crimes Officer.
@molly0xfff web3 bros avoid being edgelords challenge level: impossible.
@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.
@molly0xfff
he must work on their crypto side of house
