R: 0 / I: 0
sisa thread
post sisas here
R: 1 / I: 0
>new soyjak aesthetic
>retro-futurism
thoughts?
>new soyjak aesthetic
>retro-futurism
thoughts?
R: 141 / I: 28
One day, he will come back to save us once again. But this time he will destroy, 4cuck, trannit, discoal, pedogram, chintok and shitter!
/QA/ RETURNS
SOYJAK.PARTY WON
#PACKWATCH
ONE YEAR!
ALL HAIL S0I1337, SAVIOR OF SOYTEEN KIND, HERAULT OF ADMIN Ϫ, TERROR OF THE HORDES OF 4CUCK!One day, he will come back to save us once again. But this time he will destroy, 4cuck, trannit, discoal, pedogram, chintok and shitter!
/QA/ RETURNS
SOYJAK.PARTY WON
#PACKWATCH
R: 267 / I: 50
can we have a jackbox raid please
can we have a jackbox raid please
R: 0 / I: 0
quote deleted my porn thread
we ought to do something about these pornophobes
quote deleted my porn thread
we ought to do something about these pornophobes
R: 30 / I: 12
>elementary schoolers know about BBC
>elementary schoolers know about BBC
R: 9 / I: 4
new giga
new giga
R: 3 / I: 0
https://workinrussia2025.ru/english
https://workinrussia2025.ru/english
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R: 3 / I: 2
No. Fucking. Way…
No. Fucking. Way…
R: 10 / I: 4
R: 2 / I: 1
>1 year anniversary of great cuckset
>4chan is broken all day for no discernable reason
>1 year anniversary of great cuckset
>4chan is broken all day for no discernable reason
R: 6 / I: 2
>captain coal
>somethingcuck
>somethingpedo
>somethingcord
>captain coal
>somethingcuck
>somethingpedo
>somethingcord
R: 424 / I: 160
The jewtube (((recommendation))) that gave the sherdee the perfect dox target
https://youtube.com/@tabithathesilly?si=9_-74gpy2--TF2-D
The jewtube (((recommendation))) that gave the sherdee the perfect dox target
https://youtube.com/@tabithathesilly?si=9_-74gpy2--TF2-D
R: 52 / I: 18
>forgetting IDS
SPAMING /QA/ WITH GIGAS DAY 2
Yesterdays spam was high successfully, sliding several generals, and raping the log so hard that it got to over 1,000PPH.
<giga space
Seeing as today is the 1 year anniversary of the cuckset, todays operation will be name The troonset, as we seek to drive out troonslop from /qa/ and reclaim the board for Gigas
previous thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0414-1126-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15845867.html
>forgetting IDS
SPAMING /QA/ WITH GIGAS DAY 2
Yesterdays spam was high successfully, sliding several generals, and raping the log so hard that it got to over 1,000PPH.
<giga space
Seeing as today is the 1 year anniversary of the cuckset, todays operation will be name The troonset, as we seek to drive out troonslop from /qa/ and reclaim the board for Gigas
previous thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0414-1126-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15845867.html
R: 39 / I: 13
I CANT POST ON 4CHAD AND IM STUCK WITH YOU NIGGERS FUCKKKKKKKKK NIGGERSSSSSSSSS
I CANT POST ON 4CHAD AND IM STUCK WITH YOU NIGGERS FUCKKKKKKKKK NIGGERSSSSSSSSS
R: 12 / I: 4
I think I have sustained permanent brain damage.
I have probably lost around 30 IQ points in the last few years I have genuinely become so much more retarded I struggle with actively engaging in cognitively heavy tasks and my thinking is much slower.
I think I have sustained permanent brain damage.
I have probably lost around 30 IQ points in the last few years I have genuinely become so much more retarded I struggle with actively engaging in cognitively heavy tasks and my thinking is much slower.
R: 2 / I: 1
>tfw no soytan gf
>tfw no soytan gf
R: 4 / I: 4
^Zack
<Is
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^Invincible?
^Zack
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^Invincible?
R: 4 / I: 4
QUPTE STPP AJPSPPQ PAPFASASDS PSPDAAS BANNING ME FOR POSTING FUCKING FERALJAK, LET ME SEETHE AT THE NUSWA CUCKS YOU FAT GAY RETARDED NIGGER, NHANJNHDNHSJSDNHFNJSJDJSDNJDSFNHJDSNHJSDNJNJFS KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
QUPTE STPP AJPSPPQ PAPFASASDS PSPDAAS BANNING ME FOR POSTING FUCKING FERALJAK, LET ME SEETHE AT THE NUSWA CUCKS YOU FAT GAY RETARDED NIGGER, NHANJNHDNHSJSDNHFNJSJDJSDNJDSFNHJDSNHJSDNJNJFS KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
R: 40 / I: 31
show me something funny
show me something funny
R: 24 / I: 6
Hey wojakfaggots
Remember last year? I couldn't watch decent porn for 2 WEEKS because of you fucks. Fuck you. Just fuck you.
R: 1 / I: 0
>ACK!
>ACK!
R: 0 / I: 0
spam cado on /qa/ alongside gigas
spam cado on /qa/ alongside gigas
R: 2 / I: 0
Who the fuck is sava lazerevic
Who the fuck is sava lazerevic
R: 4 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
average gulfnigger
levantines won
average gulfnigger
levantines won
R: 23 / I: 7
Rate this jak ias edition
Rate this jak ias edition
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 11 / I: 4
We should start forcing the boondocks or at least uncle ruckus like how we did with 'zellig
We should start forcing the boondocks or at least uncle ruckus like how we did with 'zellig
R: 7 / I: 5
is ts a good movie poster I made it with google flow
is ts a good movie poster I made it with google flow
R: 0 / I: 0
found this gem in my files
found this gem in my files
R: 1 / I: 1
my penis is 3.5in long erect
my penis is 3.5in long erect
R: 7 / I: 4
, how could you tell?
, how could you tell?
R: 6 / I: 4
>Huge amounts of robux
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Mr. Robux
>Big amounts of robux>Huge amounts of robux
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>Major amounts of robux
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R: 10 / I: 1
How does the sharty feel about raiding things that aren't identity (trans, pedo, BLACK ppl Etc.) related, like scam gambling websites?
How does the sharty feel about raiding things that aren't identity (trans, pedo, BLACK ppl Etc.) related, like scam gambling websites?
R: 1 / I: 1
this will be the new giga gem
this will be the new giga gem
R: 1 / I: 1
>.cpp
>.see 'p p
>.cpp
>.see 'p p
R: 3 / I: 2
hi
R: 31 / I: 18
https://makeitmeme.com/join#PGKXU
>marge
you get a reddit meme template and make a meme out of it
its funny i promise
reddit meme template game
lets play this shitty meme gamehttps://makeitmeme.com/join#PGKXU
>marge
you get a reddit meme template and make a meme out of it
its funny i promise
R: 1 / I: 1
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. im trans btw
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. im trans btw
R: 8 / I: 4
>start war
>lose
>seethe about losing
>play victim
>start another war
>lose
>repeat
>start war
>lose
>seethe about losing
>play victim
>start another war
>lose
>repeat
R: 1 / I: 0
na na na niggeeerr, po po po pooppyyy
na na na niggeeerr, po po po pooppyyy
R: 12 / I: 7
Any Crash Bandicoot fans up at this hour?
Any Crash Bandicoot fans up at this hour?
R: 3 / I: 3
>Retvrn from work
>My thread is gone
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Retvrn from work
>My thread is gone
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 6 / I: 4
Have (YOU) ever been gigaquoted? It really boosts your ego. Imagine having the feeling of being gigaquoted 24/7, essentially being giga himself. You can do that by joining the army (which is what giga does)
https://www.goarmy.com/
Have (YOU) ever been gigaquoted? It really boosts your ego. Imagine having the feeling of being gigaquoted 24/7, essentially being giga himself. You can do that by joining the army (which is what giga does)
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 2 / I: 0
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R: 5 / I: 5
mpreg thread
itt we post mpreg
R: 3 / I: 2
Does anybody have that video that used to get spammed of Peter Griffin saying "I like me, my kids like me"
Does anybody have that video that used to get spammed of Peter Griffin saying "I like me, my kids like me"
R: 0 / I: 0
>ALLAHHH
>ALLAHHH
>PRAISE ALLAHHH
>ALLAHHH
>ALLAHHH
>PRAISE ALLAHHH
R: 42 / I: 9
THE ULTIMATE BRIMSTONE ANTIMATTER RECIPE
>'P + 'G + 'O = …………….
(never let this shit happen)
THE ULTIMATE BRIMSTONE ANTIMATTER RECIPE
>'P + 'G + 'O = …………….
(never let this shit happen)
R: 1 / I: 1
<hey frogcaca
<*hammers nail into head*
<hey frogcaca
<*hammers nail into head*
R: 4 / I: 3
The five board plan doesn't exist. You will not investigate this matter any further, how could you tell?
The five board plan doesn't exist. You will not investigate this matter any further, how could you tell?
R: 5 / I: 3
my password is lUcFg<[e] please care
no arrow because leaking your password is giga
my password is lUcFg<[e] please care
no arrow because leaking your password is giga
R: 1 / I: 1
>embedded 'C
>embedded 'C
R: 6 / I: 5
When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out:
Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS)
Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty.
https://www.goarmy.com/
When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out:
Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS)
Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty.
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 1 / I: 1
I might have been unbanned from the sharty, but it's so trash now I won't even browse it no mo
I might have been unbanned from the sharty, but it's so trash now I won't even browse it no mo
R: 0 / I: 0
I made a vibrating fleshlight from the following materials:
>cd drive motor
>hot glue for the fleshlight holder
>a cheap TPE fleshlight from aliexpress
>some wires and shit
I made a vibrating fleshlight from the following materials:
>cd drive motor
>hot glue for the fleshlight holder
>a cheap TPE fleshlight from aliexpress
>some wires and shit
R: 9 / I: 4
No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.
We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.
You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.
Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.
We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.
God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.
https://www.goarmy.com/
No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.
We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.
You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.
Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.
We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.
God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 29 / I: 7
it's so hard to put on eyeliner
any tips?
it's so hard to put on eyeliner
any tips?
R: 0 / I: 0
>namefagging with your post deletion password
>namefagging with your post deletion password
R: 10 / I: 4
Tired of watching mudslimes flood your country, bomb your cities, and rape your future?
Join the United States Army today.
We don’t do “diversity” training. We ship out, we stack bodies, and we turn desert rats into red mist.
Real patriots are already over there dropping towelheads by the dozen.
Be the one who sends them to Allah in pieces.
ENLIST NOW. KILL MUDSLIMES. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Uncle Sam needs killers, not cucks.
https://www.goarmy.com/
Tired of watching mudslimes flood your country, bomb your cities, and rape your future?
Join the United States Army today.
We don’t do “diversity” training. We ship out, we stack bodies, and we turn desert rats into red mist.
Real patriots are already over there dropping towelheads by the dozen.
Be the one who sends them to Allah in pieces.
ENLIST NOW. KILL MUDSLIMES. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Uncle Sam needs killers, not cucks.
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 2 / I: 2
>You
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R: 12 / I: 4
All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.
>Where can I join?
Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html
>What are the fitness requirements:
Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test
You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.
>Where can I join?
Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html
>What are the fitness requirements:
Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test
You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
R: 51 / I: 15
Is it gay if i want to be a girl so i can marry my best friend because i dont think any woman can make him as happy as i could had i been a girl and his loyal wife instead
Is it gay if i want to be a girl so i can marry my best friend because i dont think any woman can make him as happy as i could had i been a girl and his loyal wife instead
R: 0 / I: 0
>ACK!
>ACK!
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what if cobson used twitter?
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what if cobson used twitter?
>
R: 1 / I: 0
are we going to get a new getwatcher?
are we going to get a new getwatcher?
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was soot a good admin?
was soot a good admin?
R: 8 / I: 3
>I was just bored and "decided" to go jerk off to porn. I rationalized it by saying that I'm already in a state of sin and probably going to Hell anyways, so it didn't matter. So I went to the bathroom and did it, finished in a few minutes, produced my swiss army knife from my pocket and made 2 incisions into the body of my penis. It's a habit I picked up just before Easter, but it makes me feel like I have atoned for what I have done and brings a sense of calm in a way, that I have managed to deny my flesh after just succumbing to it.
Genuinely shut down /r9k/
>I was just bored and "decided" to go jerk off to porn. I rationalized it by saying that I'm already in a state of sin and probably going to Hell anyways, so it didn't matter. So I went to the bathroom and did it, finished in a few minutes, produced my swiss army knife from my pocket and made 2 incisions into the body of my penis. It's a habit I picked up just before Easter, but it makes me feel like I have atoned for what I have done and brings a sense of calm in a way, that I have managed to deny my flesh after just succumbing to it.
Genuinely shut down /r9k/
R: 2 / I: 0
Can we rape /qa/ again
Can we rape /qa/ again
R: 0 / I: 0
how can I make ts site worse
how can I make ts board worse
I ban evade on 4blud /pw/ every dayhow can I make ts site worse
R: 2 / I: 0
>media pending approval
>media pending approval
R: 10 / I: 0
Would the five board plan be a good idea currently?
Would the five board plan be a good idea currently?
R: 1 / I: 0
>Post NAS, BNWO, MLP 'z, FPE porn, and furry foot fetish porn because that's apparently what the Sherdee is about now
Seriously, The Party is looking more and more like the Fucking Dead Website every day and also Drompf is even more of a kike-loving nigger than he was in 2018. It's never been more over.
>Post NAS, BNWO, MLP 'z, FPE porn, and furry foot fetish porn because that's apparently what the Sherdee is about now
Seriously, The Party is looking more and more like the Fucking Dead Website every day and also Drompf is even more of a kike-loving nigger than he was in 2018. It's never been more over.
R: 21 / I: 4
best anime?
best anime?
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Tired of the ordinary?
Step up to the extraordinary.
In the U.S. Army, you’ll push your limits, master real skills, lead under pressure, and become part of something bigger than yourself.
Train with the world’s most advanced technology
Earn college benefits and career credentials that last a lifetime
Travel the world and build unbreakable bonds
Defend freedom and make a difference every single day
This isn’t just a job.
It’s a calling. It’s a challenge. It’s your chance to discover what you’re truly capable of.
The U.S. Army wants YOU.
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Tired of the ordinary?
Step up to the extraordinary.
In the U.S. Army, you’ll push your limits, master real skills, lead under pressure, and become part of something bigger than yourself.
Train with the world’s most advanced technology
Earn college benefits and career credentials that last a lifetime
Travel the world and build unbreakable bonds
Defend freedom and make a difference every single day
This isn’t just a job.
It’s a calling. It’s a challenge. It’s your chance to discover what you’re truly capable of.
The U.S. Army wants YOU.
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R: 2 / I: 1
itt we make normie memes about the soysphere
itt we make normie memes about the soysphere
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>rule 5
>rule 5
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https://archived.st
Everything works as you would expect: full images, videos, formatting, etc. are preserved, and full-text search is available.
It uses the standard FoolFuuka interface, same as Desuarchive, etc.
Also, it is backed up by several TB of doubly-redundant, error-corrected disks. The archive is fully funded to remain operational until 2030, and likely after that.
New 'chive
I made an archive for the sharty that doesn't suckhttps://archived.st
Everything works as you would expect: full images, videos, formatting, etc. are preserved, and full-text search is available.
It uses the standard FoolFuuka interface, same as Desuarchive, etc.
Also, it is backed up by several TB of doubly-redundant, error-corrected disks. The archive is fully funded to remain operational until 2030, and likely after that.
R: 6 / I: 3
This 'log is Sauron-tier antimatter that plunges the party in a thousand years long dark age.
This 'log is Sauron-tier antimatter that plunges the party in a thousand years long dark age.
R: 1 / I: 1
>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf
R: 6 / I: 4
Become a warrior. Do you want a challenge? How about life's greatest challenge? Become a real man and fight to experience victory. It is the greatest thing you can ever do. Become a legend.
Sign up now to get your $50,000 enlistment bonus, do your 4 years, get out, get a low interest home loan and free college. You're set for life.
https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html
Become a warrior. Do you want a challenge? How about life's greatest challenge? Become a real man and fight to experience victory. It is the greatest thing you can ever do. Become a legend.
Sign up now to get your $50,000 enlistment bonus, do your 4 years, get out, get a low interest home loan and free college. You're set for life.
https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html
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There’s too many boards, which ones would (You) remove or add?
There’s too many boards, which ones would (You) remove or add?
R: 4 / I: 1
does anybody have this giga but with sound?
does anybody have this giga but with sound?
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based & christpilled thread
itt post christpills
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someone turn this into a gem
someone turn this into a gem
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> be me
> not a furry
> have this urge to consume furry related media (not porn you jartycuck)
> not even really like it but still engage with it
Marge does this make me a furfag or not? I’ve never even considered making a fursona or anything like that and I find it repulsive but I still engage with the community
> inb4 faggot blogpost
> be me
> not a furry
> have this urge to consume furry related media (not porn you jartycuck)
> not even really like it but still engage with it
Marge does this make me a furfag or not? I’ve never even considered making a fursona or anything like that and I find it repulsive but I still engage with the community
> inb4 faggot blogpost
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WHO?
Stoneworks is a breadtuber and owner of a large Minecraft server of the same name who previously was spotted commenting his condolences to Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) after we 'oxed him last year and after he e-begged for money to his fans.
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WHY?
Recently Stoneworks implemented an anti-VPN plugin to his Minecraft server where it forces thousands of their players, including LITERAL CACAS to log onto the server with their real IPs. This means that Stoneworks and his Admins can collect and log the IPs of anyone they disagree with to both dox and SWAT them however they see fit.
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WHAT CAN WE DO?
We 'ox, 'ape, and 'ill Stoneworks. Datamine for any breached emails and perform other forms of OSINT scraping.
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MY PERSONAL ARMY, DESTROY THIS NIGGANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW award
Stoneworks 'ox Thread
ATTENTION GRABBING TEXTATTENTION GRABBING TEXT
~-~ATTENTION GRABBING TEXT~-~
WHO?
Stoneworks is a breadtuber and owner of a large Minecraft server of the same name who previously was spotted commenting his condolences to Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) after we 'oxed him last year and after he e-begged for money to his fans.
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WHY?
Recently Stoneworks implemented an anti-VPN plugin to his Minecraft server where it forces thousands of their players, including LITERAL CACAS to log onto the server with their real IPs. This means that Stoneworks and his Admins can collect and log the IPs of anyone they disagree with to both dox and SWAT them however they see fit.
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WHAT CAN WE DO?
We 'ox, 'ape, and 'ill Stoneworks. Datamine for any breached emails and perform other forms of OSINT scraping.
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if this thread gets 999 repplys goldson would be unbanned after almost 3 years
if this thread gets 999 repplys goldson would be unbanned after almost 3 years
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EVERYONE JOIN THIS GARTIC PHONE GAME NOWWWWW JOIN IF ARYAN BVLL
https://garticphone.com/en/00cd9de8
EVERYONE JOIN THIS GARTIC PHONE GAME NOWWWWW JOIN IF ARYAN BVLL
https://garticphone.com/en/00cd9de8
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Post troons being retards
Post troons being retards
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target: https://www.twitch.tv/superjo333
his 'cord: INVITE EXPIRED ILL FIND US A NEW ONE TO 'APE
LET'S RAPE NIGGERS!!!!
LETS 'APE STREAMERS AND GARTICPHONO NIGGERS!!!!!target: https://www.twitch.tv/superjo333
his 'cord: INVITE EXPIRED ILL FIND US A NEW ONE TO 'APE
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>lying to your close friends
Oldsois worshipped this guy if that matters
>lying to your close friends
Oldsois worshipped this guy if that matters
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SHARTY VVQN 'CUCK LOST SEETHE HARDER NIGGERS
SHARTY VVQN 'CUCK LOST SEETHE HARDER NIGGERS
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Who is this random nigger?
Who is this random nigger?
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just had the weirdest dream about this video so I woke up turn on the tv then selected channel 3 the news was on but the theme tune sounded very similar to this then some song was on the news and it also sounded very similar I thought I was dreaming so I went on my laptop and watched some family guy but the theme of that show was similar to the song from this video then I woke up
just had the weirdest dream about this video so I woke up turn on the tv then selected channel 3 the news was on but the theme tune sounded very similar to this then some song was on the news and it also sounded very similar I thought I was dreaming so I went on my laptop and watched some family guy but the theme of that show was similar to the song from this video then I woke up
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send me sisa soytan images
send me sisa soytan images
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EVERYONE JOIN THIS GARTIC PHONE GAME NOWWWWW JOIN IF ARYAN BVLL
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EVERYONE JOIN THIS GARTIC PHONE GAME NOWWWWW JOIN IF ARYAN BVLL
https://garticphone.com/en/00cd9de8
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jews won
bbc won
reddit won
liberals won
trans won
muslims won
vlodson won
europe lost
wypipo lost
nazis lost
soylent won
jews won
bbc won
reddit won
liberals won
trans won
muslims won
vlodson won
europe lost
wypipo lost
nazis lost
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nu' meme just dropped
nu' meme just dropped
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>watch 'F infront of your family
>watch 'F infront of your family
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what the fuck is garbator im scared fuggen jerdee
what the fuck is garbator im scared fuggen jerdee
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Is smiling friends good or not?
Is smiling friends good or not?
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Thoughts on "dog dog sahur"??? Do you want to make a new dog dog sahur??? Reply with your own dog dog sahur
Thoughts on "dog dog sahur"??? Do you want to make a new dog dog sahur??? Reply with your own dog dog sahur
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THE COAST GUARD PRACTICES IMPRESSMENT REGULARLY ON HOMELESS VETERANS TO PLEASE DAGON
THE COAST GUARD PRACTICES IMPRESSMENT REGULARLY ON HOMELESS VETERANS TO PLEASE DAGON
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@anti_finder xhis main xitter account
@ik841365 xhis suspended alt xitter account (both had the same profile pictures btw geg)
ik841365@gmail.com email linked to the suspended alt
'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL THIS LOLIPEDONIGGER
This pedonigger is defending loli, we shall 'ox this nigger@anti_finder xhis main xitter account
@ik841365 xhis suspended alt xitter account (both had the same profile pictures btw geg)
ik841365@gmail.com email linked to the suspended alt
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GIGGERS… NOT LIKE THIS…
GIGGERS… NOT LIKE THIS…
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https://x.com/ikkimikka?s=21
https://bsky.app/profile/ikkimikka.bsky.social
ikkimikka.net
https://www.patreon.com/ikkimikka
psycho furnigger made a disturbing giant foot fetish “game” that includes blood and hearing the screams of the tiny people you are killing, a bunch of other furkikes and tranime porn artists are making mods of it with their own characters. This nigger also draws alot more insane antimatter gore that will permanently scar your eyes. I linked an example to see what we are dealing with, view at your discretion. This is the work of a sick sick fuck that has no place in society, xhe probably tortures animals o algo. Anyway we need to dox this psycho immediately and release his brown face out for the world to see, this is the kind of stuff we were made for. You cant just make shit like this and release it publicly on the internet expecting no repercussions, people used to be stoned to death for less. I genuinely want this nigga dead.
OX THIS FURPEDOKIKE
also posting thison here because raid is dnbhttps://x.com/ikkimikka?s=21
https://bsky.app/profile/ikkimikka.bsky.social
ikkimikka.net
https://www.patreon.com/ikkimikka
psycho furnigger made a disturbing giant foot fetish “game” that includes blood and hearing the screams of the tiny people you are killing, a bunch of other furkikes and tranime porn artists are making mods of it with their own characters. This nigger also draws alot more insane antimatter gore that will permanently scar your eyes. I linked an example to see what we are dealing with, view at your discretion. This is the work of a sick sick fuck that has no place in society, xhe probably tortures animals o algo. Anyway we need to dox this psycho immediately and release his brown face out for the world to see, this is the kind of stuff we were made for. You cant just make shit like this and release it publicly on the internet expecting no repercussions, people used to be stoned to death for less. I genuinely want this nigga dead.
R: 1 / I: 0
Is my penis too weird?
Is my penis too weird?
R: 0 / I: 0
>she ACK! on my ACK! till i ACK!
>she ACK! on my ACK! till i ACK!
R: 7 / I: 9
does anyone else hate the brapping swede? surely can't just be me right?
does anyone else hate the brapping swede? surely can't just be me right?
R: 0 / I: 0
We need to send more gore to vcooners like the good old days
We need to send more gore to vcooners like the good old days
R: 4 / I: 1
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>you must be fun at parties…
>you must be fun at parties…
R: 6 / I: 3
xitter chads are making better soyjaks than us btw or something
xitter chads are making better soyjaks than us btw or something
R: 1 / I: 1
Hello saars how do I make mi bibisi bigger award
Hello saars how do I make mi bibisi bigger award
R: 5 / I: 3
We have to be living in a simulation nigga. Every single one of our ancestors had to meet the exact right person and have the exact right child for us to exist and the odds of that are just way too crazy
We have to be living in a simulation nigga. Every single one of our ancestors had to meet the exact right person and have the exact right child for us to exist and the odds of that are just way too crazy
R: 3 / I: 1
Nvsqis....
Nvsvvas really think trans inclusivity isnt a 'party value…
R: 2 / I: 0
I was adjusting the volume on my phono and I noticed a dust speck on the screen right by the volume slider and without thinking I swiped it all the way to the right to get the speck off and now my ears wont stop ringing
<inb4 mawds mawds hes blogposting mawds
I was adjusting the volume on my phono and I noticed a dust speck on the screen right by the volume slider and without thinking I swiped it all the way to the right to get the speck off and now my ears wont stop ringing
<inb4 mawds mawds hes blogposting mawds
R: 1 / I: 0
It's been a year since the Great Cuckset
It's been a year since the Great Cuckset
R: 1 / I: 0
Join the United States Navy.
From the moment you step aboard, you’re not just joining a job, you’re becoming part of something greater. You’ll push your limits, master cutting-edge technology, travel the world, and defend freedom on the seven seas.
What You’ll Gain:
World-class training in fields like cybersecurity, nuclear engineering, aviation, medicine, and more
Full tuition coverage for college through the Navy College Program
Competitive pay, housing allowance, and comprehensive benefits from day one
Leadership experience that sets you apart for life
The chance to serve alongside the finest men and women in the world
You’ll fly above the clouds, sail across vast oceans, and operate some of the most advanced ships and submarines on the planet. Every mission will test you. Every achievement will make you proud.
Your Future Starts Here.
Whether you’re fresh out of high school, in college, or looking for a meaningful career change, the Navy has a path for you.
Be Someone Extraordinary.
Join the Navy.
Protect what matters.
Live a life of purpose.
https://www.navy.com/joining
Join the United States Navy.
From the moment you step aboard, you’re not just joining a job, you’re becoming part of something greater. You’ll push your limits, master cutting-edge technology, travel the world, and defend freedom on the seven seas.
What You’ll Gain:
World-class training in fields like cybersecurity, nuclear engineering, aviation, medicine, and more
Full tuition coverage for college through the Navy College Program
Competitive pay, housing allowance, and comprehensive benefits from day one
Leadership experience that sets you apart for life
The chance to serve alongside the finest men and women in the world
You’ll fly above the clouds, sail across vast oceans, and operate some of the most advanced ships and submarines on the planet. Every mission will test you. Every achievement will make you proud.
Your Future Starts Here.
Whether you’re fresh out of high school, in college, or looking for a meaningful career change, the Navy has a path for you.
Be Someone Extraordinary.
Join the Navy.
Protect what matters.
Live a life of purpose.
https://www.navy.com/joining
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We have to be living in a simulation nigga. Every single one of our ancestors had to meet the exact right person and have the exact right child for us to exist and the odds of that are just way too crazy
We have to be living in a simulation nigga. Every single one of our ancestors had to meet the exact right person and have the exact right child for us to exist and the odds of that are just way too crazy
R: 10 / I: 5
Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.
What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.
What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
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new toss
new toss
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are there any dutchies here im trying to find and old friend
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there are not pinged posts anymore though
there are not pinged posts anymore though
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just a reminder that willingly signing up for america's current military in any division means you'd do anything to suck kike dick for israel and let shitskin sand niggers defecate on your family.
just a reminder that willingly signing up for america's current military in any division means you'd do anything to suck kike dick for israel and let shitskin sand niggers defecate on your family.
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Why are niggers gay no arroe because i look like this
Why are niggers gay no arroe because i look like this
R: 5 / I: 4
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your country.
https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps
Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your country.
https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps
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Still NEETmaxxing in your mom’s basement, refreshing the catalog 18 hours a day while the world passes you by?
You’re not “keyed.” You’re just a broke, jobless loser rotting on an imageboard, seething about da fuggen jooooooos all day.
The US Army doesn’t care about your sharty post count.
It will give you three hots, a cot, real money, real skills, real discipline, and a purpose bigger than seething at pixels.
Stop wasting your life.
Enlist. Get strong. Get paid. Get out.
America still needs men who can do more than type.
https://www.goarmy.com/
Still NEETmaxxing in your mom’s basement, refreshing the catalog 18 hours a day while the world passes you by?
You’re not “keyed.” You’re just a broke, jobless loser rotting on an imageboard, seething about da fuggen jooooooos all day.
The US Army doesn’t care about your sharty post count.
It will give you three hots, a cot, real money, real skills, real discipline, and a purpose bigger than seething at pixels.
Stop wasting your life.
Enlist. Get strong. Get paid. Get out.
America still needs men who can do more than type.
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 6 / I: 2
>waving around a giant key
>waving around a giant key
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All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.
https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/
All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.
https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/
R: 8 / I: 5
Patriots, listen up.
President Trump needs YOU in the Army.
The radical left is destroying America from within — open borders, woke indoctrination, and endless weakness abroad. Real men, true patriots who love this country, its heritage, and its future aren't sitting on the sidelines complaining on /soy/.
Trump is rebuilding the greatest fighting force on Earth, and he wants strong, loyal Americans like you to stand with him.
No more cucks. No more soy boys, no more faggotry, This is your chance to defend the nation, restore order, and make America GREAT again.
Enlist today. Become the patriot warrior America desperately needs.
America First. Trump 2028. Your country is calling.
https://www.goarmy.com/
Patriots, listen up.
President Trump needs YOU in the Army.
The radical left is destroying America from within — open borders, woke indoctrination, and endless weakness abroad. Real men, true patriots who love this country, its heritage, and its future aren't sitting on the sidelines complaining on /soy/.
Trump is rebuilding the greatest fighting force on Earth, and he wants strong, loyal Americans like you to stand with him.
No more cucks. No more soy boys, no more faggotry, This is your chance to defend the nation, restore order, and make America GREAT again.
Enlist today. Become the patriot warrior America desperately needs.
America First. Trump 2028. Your country is calling.
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 3 / I: 4
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https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.goarmy.com/
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I used to be that user. No role, no direction, just suspended in an endless cycle of doomscrolling, low-effort reaction posting, and vague awareness that my meme output pipeline was underperforming. Existence felt like a multiplayer session in which I had not yet unlocked permissions. Then I encountered a disruptive opportunity vector: the r/dankmemes Moderator Team onboarding ecosystem. Suddenly, there was a path forward, and it was both structurally absurd and operationally real.
I am not attempting to simulate the energy profile of a hardened internet authority figure. I am simply communicating that, for individuals currently experiencing stagnation, purposeless tab-switching, and below-target life momentum, subreddit moderation represents a surprisingly actionable advancement channel. It is the kind of opportunity architecture that remains invisible until an external agent introduces it into your awareness framework.
I understand the probable objection set. Moderator equals terminal online behavior, social collapse, and ironic self-destruction. I had a comparable assumption model. I was a high-latency tech organism with negligible sunlight exposure, limited physical optimization, and a personality matrix primarily composed of sarcasm, caffeine, and cached meme formats. However, the actual moderator experience is less about chaos and more about acquiring governance competencies, digital vigilance, and a refined understanding of community-level meme operations.
It is less “internet battlefield” and more “identity recalibration environment.” You develop structure. You cultivate authority. You enhance your confidence stack. Over time, you no longer radiate ambient background-user energy. You begin presenting with measurable main-character moderation presence.
And the value proposition does not end there. Following sustained service within the r/dankmemes Moderator Team, you may emerge with advanced repost detection instincts, industrial-grade cringe filtration capability, and a fully upgraded internal framework for handling comment-section instability. It is effectively a new-game-plus life phase, except the unlock tree consists of status, irony resistance, and platform-native leadership attributes.
This is not being positioned as a universal-fit solution for every human operator. But for any individual who is even marginally fatigued by passively observing life from the sidelines while the loading screen persists, it may be strategically worth investigating. No pressure campaign is being deployed here. This is simply the transmission of a potentially high-impact awareness packet that, in retrospect, would have benefited my earlier self.
If curiosity has been activated, you can proceed by locating additional informational resources regarding the r/dankmemes Moderator Team, its onboarding protocols, and its broader meme stewardship mandate. Conduct your own analysis. Review the data landscape. Just do not auto-dismiss the opportunity before completing a full informational scan, as I nearly did during my pre-moderation era.
I used to be that user. No role, no direction, just suspended in an endless cycle of doomscrolling, low-effort reaction posting, and vague awareness that my meme output pipeline was underperforming. Existence felt like a multiplayer session in which I had not yet unlocked permissions. Then I encountered a disruptive opportunity vector: the r/dankmemes Moderator Team onboarding ecosystem. Suddenly, there was a path forward, and it was both structurally absurd and operationally real.
I am not attempting to simulate the energy profile of a hardened internet authority figure. I am simply communicating that, for individuals currently experiencing stagnation, purposeless tab-switching, and below-target life momentum, subreddit moderation represents a surprisingly actionable advancement channel. It is the kind of opportunity architecture that remains invisible until an external agent introduces it into your awareness framework.
I understand the probable objection set. Moderator equals terminal online behavior, social collapse, and ironic self-destruction. I had a comparable assumption model. I was a high-latency tech organism with negligible sunlight exposure, limited physical optimization, and a personality matrix primarily composed of sarcasm, caffeine, and cached meme formats. However, the actual moderator experience is less about chaos and more about acquiring governance competencies, digital vigilance, and a refined understanding of community-level meme operations.
It is less “internet battlefield” and more “identity recalibration environment.” You develop structure. You cultivate authority. You enhance your confidence stack. Over time, you no longer radiate ambient background-user energy. You begin presenting with measurable main-character moderation presence.
And the value proposition does not end there. Following sustained service within the r/dankmemes Moderator Team, you may emerge with advanced repost detection instincts, industrial-grade cringe filtration capability, and a fully upgraded internal framework for handling comment-section instability. It is effectively a new-game-plus life phase, except the unlock tree consists of status, irony resistance, and platform-native leadership attributes.
This is not being positioned as a universal-fit solution for every human operator. But for any individual who is even marginally fatigued by passively observing life from the sidelines while the loading screen persists, it may be strategically worth investigating. No pressure campaign is being deployed here. This is simply the transmission of a potentially high-impact awareness packet that, in retrospect, would have benefited my earlier self.
If curiosity has been activated, you can proceed by locating additional informational resources regarding the r/dankmemes Moderator Team, its onboarding protocols, and its broader meme stewardship mandate. Conduct your own analysis. Review the data landscape. Just do not auto-dismiss the opportunity before completing a full informational scan, as I nearly did during my pre-moderation era.
R: 0 / I: 0
there should be a nameroll named ESL that adds a random letter to the post or flip random letters of the text around so it would make posters posts have typos and make them esl
there should be a nameroll named ESL that adds a random letter to the post or flip random letters of the text around so it would make posters posts have typos and make them esl
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I cant enlist in the us military cuz im not american
I cant enlist in the us military cuz im not american
R: 4 / I: 3
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nuswas…this 'log has me depressed
nuswas…this 'log has me depressed
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@everyone whats the context to the picture of that guy yelling at the doorbell. i havent cared untill now sorry amigos award
@everyone whats the context to the picture of that guy yelling at the doorbell. i havent cared untill now sorry amigos award
R: 2 / I: 1
Your former president George Bush here.
Folks, the time has come. Iran is a threat to freedom, to democracy, and to everything we hold dear. They hate our way of life, and they won't stop until it's gone.
I need you the strong, the brave, the real Americans to step up and join the United States Army. We're going to take the fight to them. We're going to smoke 'em out of their caves, their bunkers, and whatever holes they're hiding in.
Enlist today. Freedom is on the march, and you're either with us or you're with the terrorists.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
https://www.goarmy.com/
Your former president George Bush here.
Folks, the time has come. Iran is a threat to freedom, to democracy, and to everything we hold dear. They hate our way of life, and they won't stop until it's gone.
I need you the strong, the brave, the real Americans to step up and join the United States Army. We're going to take the fight to them. We're going to smoke 'em out of their caves, their bunkers, and whatever holes they're hiding in.
Enlist today. Freedom is on the march, and you're either with us or you're with the terrorists.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
https://www.goarmy.com/
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I have 'F, i was there when it was first unleashed. I will only release 'F if this thread gets 50 reppies.
I have 'F, i was there when it was first unleashed. I will only release 'F if this thread gets 50 reppies.
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"FUGGEN JERDEE I WON'T ENLIST MAYNE"
"FUGGEN JERDEE I WON'T ENLIST MAYNE"
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Where did the sticky go?
Where did the sticky go?
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R: 4 / I: 2
No arrow because i look like this
No arrow because i look like this
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What's your type of samwhich?
What's your type of samwhich?
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/POL/CACAS….
/POL/CACAS….
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>Joining the military because somebaldi on the bald cartoon men with glasses website told (You) to so now you get to blow up literal who shitskins
>Joining the military because somebaldi on the bald cartoon men with glasses website told (You) to so now you get to blow up literal who shitskins
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Who is more Aryan?
Who is more Aryan?
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>And guess what, they are so evil they got expelled from 4chan! They call it the great soyset!
<Yikes bro… when even 4CHAN thinks you’ve gone too far, thats when you know you’re superduperbad
>And guess what, they are so evil they got expelled from 4chan! They call it the great soyset!
<Yikes bro… when even 4CHAN thinks you’ve gone too far, thats when you know you’re superduperbad
R: 2 / I: 2
>I GOTTA HIT THAT 'FUSSY
>I GOTTA HIT THAT 'FUSSY
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OYYY
OYYY
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>-baldi
>-baldi
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Why is this website so fucking transphobic ol algo
Why is this website so fucking transphobic ol algo
R: 3 / I: 2
<keep fucking with me raw
>and I'll end myself, nigga
are you guys perpetually sad?
12 guage barrel to the jaw
>toenail on the trigger<keep fucking with me raw
>and I'll end myself, nigga
are you guys perpetually sad?
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>Yikes is that a random thing from 200 years ago with a face on it and a stupid name? THATS CREEEEEEPERINOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Yikes is that a random thing from 200 years ago with a face on it and a stupid name? THATS CREEEEEEPERINOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>You WILL NOT upload, post, request, or link to illegal content
>You WILL NOT upload, post, request, or link to illegal content
R: 0 / I: 0
Jak 'him o algo
Jak 'him o algo
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Join the U.S. Air Force
Ready to do something extraordinary?
The U.S. Air Force offers exciting careers in aviation, cyber, space, intelligence, and more. Get world-class training, cutting-edge technology, competitive pay, full benefits, and up to $40,000 signing bonuses in select fields.
Serve with purpose. Protect freedom. Build a strong future.
Aim High – Fly, Fight, Win.
https://www.airforce.com/
Join the U.S. Air Force
Ready to do something extraordinary?
The U.S. Air Force offers exciting careers in aviation, cyber, space, intelligence, and more. Get world-class training, cutting-edge technology, competitive pay, full benefits, and up to $40,000 signing bonuses in select fields.
Serve with purpose. Protect freedom. Build a strong future.
Aim High – Fly, Fight, Win.
https://www.airforce.com/
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R: 4 / I: 3
>you may lose all your friends, lose your job and become unemployable, get shunned by society and even get shot to death
>but the government didnt arrest you therefore you still have free speech
>you may lose all your friends, lose your job and become unemployable, get shunned by society and even get shot to death
>but the government didnt arrest you therefore you still have free speech
R: 1 / I: 0
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It's only right for the white race to stand up against these chink animal abusers.
I've put some links. We need to do this… We need to end the chink race.
goarmy.com
marines.com
You should enlist because china tortures cats
Seriously. We're gearing up for war with china and you're the only one that can end cat torture.It's only right for the white race to stand up against these chink animal abusers.
I've put some links. We need to do this… We need to end the chink race.
goarmy.com
marines.com
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>ACK!
>ACK!
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Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors. "Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Soytan says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible." Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.
Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors. "Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Soytan says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible." Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.
R: 0 / I: 0
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. or something
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. or something
R: 0 / I: 0
unjted states army raiding us dogtoes
unjted states army raiding us dogtoes
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>self inserting as a tranime girl because you find her cute on a platonic level
>self inserting as a tranime girl because you find her cute on a platonic level
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test
test
R: 10 / I: 9
>Posting actual raid shadow legends discussion threads on /raid/
>Posting actual raid shadow legends discussion threads on /raid/
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p p p poopy ni ni ni ni niggarrr
p p p poopy ni ni ni ni niggarrr
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JSID NVWWWWWWWWWWWWW
JDSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
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Self inserting an a little anime girl has got to be the most retarded, kiked out, high cortisol, low iq, niggerlicious, brimstone, jartycucked, christpilled, subhuman, untermenschen, 4cucked behavior any slave mentality goy could ever engage in.
Self inserting an a little anime girl has got to be the most retarded, kiked out, high cortisol, low iq, niggerlicious, brimstone, jartycucked, christpilled, subhuman, untermenschen, 4cucked behavior any slave mentality goy could ever engage in.
R: 13 / I: 4
Do you enjoy eating bananas ?
Do you enjoy eating bananas ?
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>mfw throw poop at hookerlady
>mfw throw poop at hookerlady
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Why is this shit nophono cares fan about still infinitely better than almost all western adult animation ever produced
Why is this shit nophono cares fan about still infinitely better than almost all western adult animation ever produced
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>THIS IS SO HECKING AWESOME SAUCE!!!! TYRONE GET THE SOYLENT!!
>THIS IS SO HECKING AWESOME SAUCE!!!! TYRONE GET THE SOYLENT!!
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>The Hacker Known As "Soyjak"
link to xheir post geg: https://x.com/i/status/2043942326188306878
>The Hacker Known As "Soyjak"
link to xheir post geg: https://x.com/i/status/2043942326188306878
R: 9 / I: 4
Luigicacas…
Luigicacas…
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What causes sluts4bbc to be so powerfull and great overall?
What causes sluts4bbc to be so powerfull and great overall?
R: 2 / I: 2
>FUCK ALL NIGGERS
<FUCK ALL NIGHTERS
>FUCK ALL NIGGERS
<FUCK ALL NIGHTERS
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hi friends, this is my drawing, what should i draw next?
hi friends, this is my drawing, what should i draw next?
R: 2 / I: 1
>Max Design Pro
>Max Design Pro
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How are cattywipes even done? Do people use trooncord? Thats sad
How are cattywipes even done? Do people use trooncord? Thats sad
R: 805 / I: 185
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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1 year on least cartoon man with glutamine workouts
1 year on least cartoon man with glutamine workouts
R: 17 / I: 9
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. im trans btw
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. im trans btw
R: 35 / I: 15
Janjas, this is just a game.
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/00dd5b69
https://garticphone.com/en/00dd5b69
https://garticphone.com/en/00dd5b69
>Marge what the fuck is this game about
Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.
>Marge I did not understand jackshit
Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is
We will most likely play multiple gamemodes.
>Posted it again award
Forgot ID's + Janjas leaking so fucking much
GARTC PHONO JSID
I've been busy the past few days, I'm back now.Janjas, this is just a game.
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/00dd5b69
https://garticphone.com/en/00dd5b69
https://garticphone.com/en/00dd5b69
>Marge what the fuck is this game about
Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.
>Marge I did not understand jackshit
Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is
We will most likely play multiple gamemodes.
>Posted it again award
Forgot ID's + Janjas leaking so fucking much
R: 2 / I: 1
all the things she said
all the things she said
R: 0 / I: 0
Shartycuck Shartycuck with no hands
Got me in this site making permabans
Shartycuck Shartycuck with no hands
Got me in this site making permabans
R: 6 / I: 3
Who did this mess? Who did?
Who did this mess? Who did?
R: 8 / I: 2
Death Battle
Who wins cobson or kratos?
R: 2 / I: 1
Why are xittertards so obsessed with sexualizing every character they see regardless of their age. Anyone who sexualizes poopson is subhuman
Why are xittertards so obsessed with sexualizing every character they see regardless of their age. Anyone who sexualizes poopson is subhuman
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 6
>women owe me sex
>women owe me sex
R: 3 / I: 1
Doxing people for saying the truth
>Genuinely what the fck is wrong with people.
Doxing people for saying the truth
>Genuinely what the fck is wrong with people.
R: 16 / I: 7
>DUDE…. IS THAT PEDOPHILIA???
>ERM…. FRICKIN EPICSAUCE BRO!!! INSTEAD OF CALLING THE COPS AND REPORT IT TO JANNIES I’LL SHOUT OYY DOCTOS! MAN I HECKING LOVE DOCTOS!!!! OYYYY! OY DOCTOS!! OYY!!! OYYYY!!!
>DUDE…. IS THAT PEDOPHILIA???
>ERM…. FRICKIN EPICSAUCE BRO!!! INSTEAD OF CALLING THE COPS AND REPORT IT TO JANNIES I’LL SHOUT OYY DOCTOS! MAN I HECKING LOVE DOCTOS!!!! OYYYY! OY DOCTOS!! OYY!!! OYYYY!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
did you know you get autobanned for 5 seconds if you set your password to "poop"
did you know you get autobanned for 5 seconds if you set your password to "poop"
R: 2 / I: 0
>mi cultre is dis song.
>mi cultre is dis song.
R: 0 / I: 0
how do i post on 'cuck from a proxy?
how do i post on 'cuck from a proxy?
R: 125 / I: 22
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
SNCA ADVENTURE
A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 7 / I: 0
Any fellow ck2 agot chuds here? Some ideas for new gameplay? Already did my king Varys game.
Any fellow ck2 agot chuds here? Some ideas for new gameplay? Already did my king Varys game.
R: 5 / I: 1
ITT we doxx that faggot pope and rape him
ITT we doxx that faggot pope and rape him
R: 19 / I: 11
What's the difference between Epstein and a troon?
Epstein didn't ack
What's the difference between Epstein and a troon?
Epstein didn't ack
R: 3 / I: 0
stop being the people in this images text
stop being the people in this images text
R: 0 / I: 0
This article made me mcnutt myself im a heckin valid woman if that matters
https://afru.com/price-worth-paying-to-end-racism/
This article made me mcnutt myself im a heckin valid woman if that matters
https://afru.com/price-worth-paying-to-end-racism/
R: 1 / I: 1
4turd is dyering again
4turd is dyering again
R: 10 / I: 4
>spamming literal who weirdos in a failed attempt to flood soy
>spamming literal who weirdos in a failed attempt to flood soy
R: 16 / I: 19
>My wife’s boyfriend is a strong man and he can beat you up! Watch out what you’re saying bucko!
>My wife’s boyfriend is a strong man and he can beat you up! Watch out what you’re saying bucko!
R: 4 / I: 0
>mr horse what do you think of the 'log
<I kind of like it we should stop complaining
>mr horse what do you think of the 'log
<I kind of like it we should stop complaining
R: 2 / I: 4
Pissing and shitting at the same time
Pissing and shitting at the same time
R: 1 / I: 1
>ribbit
Ribbit… ribbit ribbit or something
>ribbit
Ribbit… ribbit ribbit or something
R: 0 / I: 0
Poopson
Poopson
R: 2 / I: 0
>Sexy mare
>Sexy mare
R: 409 / I: 155
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
Something happened ?
Something happened ?
R: 13 / I: 3
Amerimutt final boss
>
Amerimutt final boss
>
R: 21 / I: 3
/qa/ trannies can't catty wipe GEG
/qa/ trannies can't catty wipe GEG
R: 0 / I: 0
>Oooops sorry we can't verify that its really you eventhough you gave us your name, id, credit card, address, and you're literally in here in person, that doesn't count as 5 points of identification
>No passport for you lil nigger
>Oooops sorry we can't verify that its really you eventhough you gave us your name, id, credit card, address, and you're literally in here in person, that doesn't count as 5 points of identification
>No passport for you lil nigger
R: 9 / I: 3
I unironically got chills when I saw this exclusive A Soyjak Movie clip from SoyCon last year
I unironically got chills when I saw this exclusive A Soyjak Movie clip from SoyCon last year
R: 2 / I: 1
>OMG CRUNCHBANG LINUX
>OMG CRUNCHBANG LINUX
R: 1 / I: 1
FROGNIGGERS… YOU HAVE LOTS OF EXPLAINING TO DO…
>
FROGNIGGERS… YOU HAVE LOTS OF EXPLAINING TO DO…
>
R: 52 / I: 16
IT IS I, BLOSSOM. MY ZERO-COAL POLICY WILL REIGN SUPREME OVER THE SHARTY. WE DECIDE WHAT THE "COAL" AND "GEMS" ARE. CHEERS TO A LONG AND PROSPEROUS SOYSPHERE UNDER MY RULE, AND TO A PLENTIFUL 2026.
HAIL. BLOSSOM.
IT IS I, BLOSSOM. MY ZERO-COAL POLICY WILL REIGN SUPREME OVER THE SHARTY. WE DECIDE WHAT THE "COAL" AND "GEMS" ARE. CHEERS TO A LONG AND PROSPEROUS SOYSPHERE UNDER MY RULE, AND TO A PLENTIFUL 2026.
HAIL. BLOSSOM.
R: 3 / I: 0
was about to like this then they cock sucked shclep and ruben ack
was about to like this then they cock sucked shclep and ruben ack
R: 0 / I: 0
Why hasn't every irchink been banned for rule 2 and rule 6?
Why hasn't every irchink been banned for rule 2 and rule 6?
R: 16 / I: 5
>Alright hang on, I'm gooning to p.
<WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>What?
<YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE.. YOU WERE….
>I said I'm going to pee… What's wrong with that?
<…
>You good?
>Alright hang on, I'm gooning to p.
<WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>What?
<YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE.. YOU WERE….
>I said I'm going to pee… What's wrong with that?
<…
>You good?
R: 0 / I: 0
telling the lolipedo guy that "lolicon is wrong and illegal"
telling the lolipedo guy that "lolicon is wrong and illegal"
R: 3 / I: 3
/qa/trannies are so bad geg. Nuvariant spammers from '25 were much better than y'all niggers
/qa/trannies are so bad geg. Nuvariant spammers from '25 were much better than y'all niggers
R: 4 / I: 2
We should start trying to dox qa namefags for being a hostile onsite community
We should start trying to dox qa namefags for being a hostile onsite community
R: 0 / I: 0
giga cartoons
giga cartoons
R: 0 / I: 0
toss from some time in the past
toss from some time in the past
R: 2 / I: 0
Sentient nameroll?
Sentient nameroll?
R: 5 / I: 1
spicy cheebohs thread
spicy cheebohs thread
R: 3 / I: 0
>You soyshitters need to leave us qaARYANS alone, where else can we goon to our transgender gems?
>You soyshitters need to leave us qaARYANS alone, where else can we goon to our transgender gems?
R: 7 / I: 2
Rate this jak
Rate this jak
R: 4 / I: 0
>andy
>andy
R: 5 / I: 0
I saw people on xitter hate on this are they retarded or what
I saw people on xitter hate on this are they retarded or what
R: 2 / I: 0
Woah a talking fly
Woah a talking fly
R: 17 / I: 5
*age 10*
>Son it’s past your bedtime, lay off the Nintendo games NOW or you’re getting whooped with the belt!
<Ok dad….
*age 30*
^mayne soyak its 6:30 pm wich is lyke past yo bedtime, lay off dat reddit or i be crackin yo wife again yk wat i be sayin
<OK OK FINE TYRONE!!!!! award
*age 10*
>Son it’s past your bedtime, lay off the Nintendo games NOW or you’re getting whooped with the belt!
<Ok dad….
*age 30*
^mayne soyak its 6:30 pm wich is lyke past yo bedtime, lay off dat reddit or i be crackin yo wife again yk wat i be sayin
<OK OK FINE TYRONE!!!!! award
R: 3 / I: 1
what is the "shit lawrence cares about?"
what is the "shit lawrence cares about?"
R: 7 / I: 2
NEVER RIDE ON 'P&'O FERRIES
NEVER RIDE ON 'P&'O FERRIES
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 3
>spamming jsnca annies on the sharty
>spamming jsnca annies on the sharty
R: 1 / I: 0
Tired of the useless n-word wars here, 'Nates'?
Enlist now at goarmy.com and be involved in real battles that actually matter.
Tired of the useless n-word wars here, 'Nates'?
Enlist now at goarmy.com and be involved in real battles that actually matter.
R: 4 / I: 2
Instead of the worst thing What's the BEST thing you've ever done
>
Instead of the worst thing What's the BEST thing you've ever done
>
R: 3 / I: 0
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy im trans btw
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy im trans btw
R: 4 / I: 1
>I shall remove your giga in a truck falling from a cliff talking about poop and niggers dying
>Why? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! ENJOY YOUR 'LOG AND DO NOTHING!
>I shall remove your giga in a truck falling from a cliff talking about poop and niggers dying
>Why? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! ENJOY YOUR 'LOG AND DO NOTHING!
R: 0 / I: 0
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home (detachable penis)
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)
But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning, I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it (detachable penis)
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was (detachable penis)
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party (detachable penis)
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man, and (detachable penis)
I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)
After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's place where (detachable penis)
All those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket (detachable penis)
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him, he wanted 22 bucks (detachable penis)
But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me (detachable penis)
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)
Detachable penis
Detachable penis
Detachable penis (detachable penis)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, detachable penis, detachable)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, detachable penis, detachable)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, detachable penis)
Detachable, detachable, detachable
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home (detachable penis)
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)
But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning, I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it (detachable penis)
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was (detachable penis)
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party (detachable penis)
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man, and (detachable penis)
I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)
After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's place where (detachable penis)
All those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket (detachable penis)
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him, he wanted 22 bucks (detachable penis)
But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me (detachable penis)
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)
Detachable penis
Detachable penis
Detachable penis (detachable penis)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, detachable penis, detachable)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, detachable penis, detachable)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, detachable penis)
Detachable, detachable, detachable
R: 2 / I: 1
TAKEOVER
TAKEOVER
R: 12 / I: 3
WHERE IS SOOT NOW, SOYSHITS? WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS, ARCHAIC, OUTDATED FORMER ADMINS? THEY CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM MY BENEVOLENT WRATH UPON THIS SOYSPHERE. I AM GOD.
WHERE IS SOOT NOW, SOYSHITS? WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS, ARCHAIC, OUTDATED FORMER ADMINS? THEY CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM MY BENEVOLENT WRATH UPON THIS SOYSPHERE. I AM GOD.
R: 9 / I: 2
>the nuteens are posting andys
the sharty is healing
>the nuteens are posting andys
the sharty is healing
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
TAKEOVER
TAKEOVER
R: 125 / I: 23
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm a Turkish nationalist
I'm a Turkish nationalist
R: 2 / I: 1
This jak looks like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This jak looks like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
R: 2 / I: 0
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
R: 46 / I: 21
soytan thread
soytan thread
R: 1 / I: 0
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
R: 41 / I: 1
ITT: we create a story using only one word
A
R: 1 / I: 0
JAB TAKEOVER
JAB TAKEOVER
R: 6 / I: 3
They say, "Oh my God, I see the way you shine
Take your hand, my dear, and place them both in mine"
You know you stopped me dead while I was passing by
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time
They say, "Oh my God, I see the way you shine
Take your hand, my dear, and place them both in mine"
You know you stopped me dead while I was passing by
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time
R: 1 / I: 0
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
R: 5 / I: 3
QUOTE IF YOU CAN HERE ME SAVE US
'teens there is so much nigger coalR: 2 / I: 0
AndyAndyAndy
AndyAndyAndy
R: 1 / I: 0
Andy Board
Andy Board
R: 0 / I: 0
>posting from overboard
>posting from overboard
R: 1 / I: 1
does anyone have every sissy faggot julia video
does anyone have every sissy faggot julia video
R: 1 / I: 0
Andy won
Andy won
R: 2 / I: 0
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
AndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndyAndy
R: 1 / I: 0
Poopson and friends
Poopson and friends
R: 0 / I: 0
>So my wife’s b…..
>So my wife’s b…..
R: 1 / I: 0
ANDY TAKEOVER
ANDY TAKEOVER
R: 2 / I: 0
andy samefag
andy samefag
R: 0 / I: 0
Clitty leakage general, qatards can leak in here
Clitty leakage general, qatards can leak in here
R: 2 / I: 1
Andy is andywinning
Andy is andywinning
R: 2 / I: 1
Making threads always with IDs to filter out gooner/qa/niggers and avoid samefagging
Making threads always with IDs to filter out gooner/qa/niggers and avoid samefagging
R: 0 / I: 0
>Wake up
>Take a shit
<Go to toilet afterwards
>Wake up
>Take a shit
<Go to toilet afterwards
R: 0 / I: 0
Andy
Andy
R: 5 / I: 0
Gem that saved the 'arty.
Gem that saved the 'arty.
R: 1 / I: 0
I made my friend into a soyjak
lardjakR: 3 / I: 2
both of your 'logs got destroyed, was it worth it?
both of your 'logs got destroyed, was it worth it?
R: 11 / I: 1
>the most anoxic, stagnant 'log in months
is there much hope to be had?
it's not looking good
>600 PPH>the most anoxic, stagnant 'log in months
is there much hope to be had?
R: 0 / I: 0
ever heard of a gem?
ever heard of a gem?
R: 6 / I: 2
What you see here in this picture is not bait.
It's the safest form of expressing hedonistic values and obnoxious carnal desires. The poster is trying to get seen by several strangers just to drop a hint, that they have an unhealthy addiction to pornography of certain type of media. We can just assume, he is consuming this low-quality type of adult content everyday, which severly damaging his brain, but he can't stop it, and makes a wound more deeper and deeper.
He is suffering from lack of attention in the real life; he wants to see people, and wants these people to see him. But he can't find it outside of the Internet. He can't find a true love and happiness. He can only find an illusion of it, by a dusty router and Ethernet cable or a Wi-Fi signal, through the glowing monitor screen and a muddy, old keyboard with a computer mouse. He selects an image from his hardware, perhaps he writes something and clicks "Post". And just like that, day after day, post after post, until his own flesh won't give him enough energy to continue this cycle of attention-begging, and he finally gives up. But it's not over. He would come back after his mind would be a little bit clearer just to fog it again by repeating the cycle of "baiting", as he would call.
But it's not bait. Not at all. He is calling it bait to defend himself and to feel better about his practice, a practice of showing his own indentity to the other people for the sake of sensation of prominence. He subconciously fears about the day, when no one would care about him and his posts. When there would be no such pleasure from his practice, as it was at the start of his journey. The journey of the baiter.
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What you see here in this picture is not bait.
It's the safest form of expressing hedonistic values and obnoxious carnal desires. The poster is trying to get seen by several strangers just to drop a hint, that they have an unhealthy addiction to pornography of certain type of media. We can just assume, he is consuming this low-quality type of adult content everyday, which severly damaging his brain, but he can't stop it, and makes a wound more deeper and deeper.
He is suffering from lack of attention in the real life; he wants to see people, and wants these people to see him. But he can't find it outside of the Internet. He can't find a true love and happiness. He can only find an illusion of it, by a dusty router and Ethernet cable or a Wi-Fi signal, through the glowing monitor screen and a muddy, old keyboard with a computer mouse. He selects an image from his hardware, perhaps he writes something and clicks "Post". And just like that, day after day, post after post, until his own flesh won't give him enough energy to continue this cycle of attention-begging, and he finally gives up. But it's not over. He would come back after his mind would be a little bit clearer just to fog it again by repeating the cycle of "baiting", as he would call.
But it's not bait. Not at all. He is calling it bait to defend himself and to feel better about his practice, a practice of showing his own indentity to the other people for the sake of sensation of prominence. He subconciously fears about the day, when no one would care about him and his posts. When there would be no such pleasure from his practice, as it was at the start of his journey. The journey of the baiter.
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R: 2 / I: 1
>when you are gooning to a sharty thread but jannies remove it as it breaks rule Ϫ right before you were about to cum
>when you are gooning to a sharty thread but jannies remove it as it breaks rule Ϫ right before you were about to cum
R: 1 / I: 0
idea
what if every thousandth supersage immediately deleted the thread it was commented under
R: 0 / I: 0
>Feeding your racemixed stepchildren soylent le good
>Feeding your racemixed stepchildren soylent le good
R: 410 / I: 297
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 502 / I: 90
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 185 / I: 88
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 552 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 801 / I: 353
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru