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Mulletjak spotted in snca normie nigga video

the (((normies))) are killing more jaks we need to do something before every variant and subvariant turns into vantablack coal
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Would it really be that bad if the admins made an official Sharty discord server? or something
R: 2 / I: 0
Soytroons will use the sharty for a month after migrating from discord and then look at you like this when you say you've been on the site for 3 years instead of being an ancient 1984 nigger era oldGAWWWWD
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>soybrapas get mindbroken over one single pony thread
why is this?
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Anonymous Poll (Quote or Jannies won't know)


Are you underage?
>Yes I am
<No but if I was I wouldn't tell ya
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ITT we soyquote leaky plebbit comments from this post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/superseriousfamilyguy/comments/1skc8qo/super_serious_indie_slop/
>You can just tell these videos reek of alt right stuff
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Sexy mare
R: 3 / I: 0
Nuteens forgot this ancient art, sad!
R: 0 / I: 0
what init system do (you) use?
aside from systemDihhh
>
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT we post christpills
R: 13 / I: 5

FUCKING KILL WOMEN NOWWWW

MY BRAIN IS ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE FROM RAGE I FUCKING HATE ALL WOMEN SO MUCH I HOPE THEY ALL GET LYNCHED AND KILLED I HATE THEM ALL MOTHERFUCKING DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN WHORES NEED TO DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE THEM I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE WOMEN KILL ALL WOMEN LYNCH ALL WOMEN BLOW THEIR BRAINS THE FUCK OUT WITH A SHOTGUN THEY ALL NEED TO BE FUCKING KILLED IM SO ENRAGED MY BRAIN IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
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how you niggers are acting on every single my bait thread
R: 3 / I: 3
OMGSISAs…
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is dis jewtuber a shartydeity or is xhey arpropirating our kulch-aur
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Gemmy Troonjaks thread
R: 11 / I: 4
>spamming mlp zoo
R: 4 / I: 2
New 'toss
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Faggotjak

ITT we come up with a name for this brim and make variations of it
R: 8 / I: 1
why does sherdee hate everyphono
R: 7 / I: 2

==‘OXX AND ‘APE THIS TRANNY POONER GROOMER==

WHO?
‘Professor j wallace skelton [sic]’
Morbidly obese middle aged pooner teacher promoting canadian LGBTQ propaganda to children, including ones as young as five years old. Writes childrens books. Trains other teachers to do the same.
WHY?
Because it made me mum cry and get shocked seeing this fucking creature corrupt the youth. Also because oxxing it will cast fear into the academic class and accelerate TTD, whitepilling everyone including my mum, and will be pretty funny and make her laugh.
HOW?
1.Check the pooner’s website and socials
2.Confirm whether attached phone number and email address is correct
3.Mine gems, search for socials
CURRENT INFO
NAME: j. wallace skelton (note, this freak insists on typing their name in all lowercase, but try proper form anyways)
Likely phono:
306-585-4621
Emails 1 (less likely, needs check):
j.skelton@uregina.ca
Emails 2 (this one is more likely):
jwallace.skelton@mail.utoronto.ca
J@JUXTAPOSECONSULTING.COM
Pooner’s personal website:
https://www.jwallaceskelton.com

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: FIND SOCIALS, VERIFY INFORMATION
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>gooning to terrible mouse and femjaks
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KILL ALL BAIT AND JEWS
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>sexy mares
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>I CAN'T CATTYWI-AAAAAACK!
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hashban test
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posting gigachad memes is spritually 10 years old, and cacas are banned
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>Posting Lee in the big 2026
Are anti-ponies really this unoriginal?
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Why are jannies posting zoophile porn?
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>white niggers do NOT exist. TAKE. YOUR. MEDS.
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>one year since the 4chan hack
>Bronies start spamming /soy/

I can sense it, they are here for revenge…
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MARGE HELP NOTHING IS FUCKING LOADING HELP HELP HELP IM GOING TO GO FUCKING CRAZU
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>It's all just same ol' bait.
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HISTORY JAKKIN' CHANNEL

I'm back with more KINO GEMS if anyone cares
https://youtu.be/yIkYpChxR9M
Tell me your TRUE and HONEST criticisms!
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>n u s o i s d o n ' t e v en know that it's the 1st anni versary that 4ch an got hac ked by th is ve ry sit e
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Do not post femquote.gif, I posted it as a bait reppie and got permabanned for 2mins
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soytan thread
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Tongue out for the Camera
R: 4 / I: 0
Can we dox and rape nyara

Context for toes who don't nose:He's a tranny tuber who wants to give kids HRT and who ran a groom 'cord
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Questionable
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someone is leaking a new simpsons episode that's fully in 3d here's the first part
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JANNIES JUST DELETED MY POST THIS CONFIRMS THEY'RE THE ONES POSTING PONIES AHHHHHHG DOCTOOS DOCTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS OYYYYYY
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>go on soyjak.esstea
>softcore porn
>softcore porn
>softcore porn
>coal christpill spam
>actual soyquotes: little to none
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Best Ship In TADC
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NEVER RIDE ON 'P&'O FERRIES
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why am I seeing feet on /soy? Have niggers really tooken over the 'arty?
R: 5 / I: 1
why do the best shows get cancelled at season 3 or 2 but stuff like the simpsons is still airing despite being shitty
R: 0 / I: 0
>big black mokey
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Dance
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ITT we create poopson
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Gem I relate to dis
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JANNIES STOP POSTING FUCKING MLP PORN IT MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK
R: 6 / I: 2
Enough with the pony spam, why cant we /soy/ and /qa/ be friends? lets post jaks but coal, so both sides are happy
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ITT WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO STEAL THE VALVE VALVE AND PRESSURE VALVE TO RELEASE HALF LIFE 3 AND TF3
Valve hq is at 10400 NE 4th St floor 14, Bellevue, WA 98004, united states
award
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does anyone have the gigachad singing with mario and luigi saying something like mario and luigi are my very best, media pending approval and it shall never end
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why are you niggers obsessed with trying to moralfag super hard?
its not that serious
so far everybody that's gotten mad at whatever's been happening are the only ones who thought of any zoophilla or pedophilla
what is wrong with you guys?
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I never brush my teeth and I've never had cavities or fillings or anything, #watdatmean?
R: 2 / I: 0
what if media pending approval is some sort of cult chant
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MODGODS BAN THESE PONY FAGS AND TADC PEDOS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
R: 4 / I: 0
>jeets are still mindbroken centuries later
GEG
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>too many f*cking nazis
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#freeshartystein
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This 'log needs a SMV
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Why is there so much softcore ml 'p slop and Christpilled posting but not 'jaks?
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I saw people on xitter hate on this are they retarded or what
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Anpro cc al
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award
R: 0 / I: 0
This 'log needs a SMV
.manual SPAM
media pdnding
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV
>captcha
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This 'log needs a SMV
I HECKIN LOVE SOYENCE
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV
this is not bot but 100% manual phone spam

kys jannies for not banning fetish slam, how could you tell?
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media pending approval type beat
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This 'log needs a SMV
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wojaks in real life itt
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(IDS ENABLED) furfag jackbox raid?

https://www.twitch.tv/crispy18live

only if you guys want to, i know we already did a shit ton over the past few days but it might still be fun to do one more
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Total jannoid death
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>3 purple hearts
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV
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THE ULTIMATE BRIMSTONE ANTIMATTER RECIPE
>'P + 'G + 'O = …………….
(never let this shit happen)
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remember to stay positive
it will get you farther than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
without hope, what is there to really look forward to?
work enables man
purpose gives the soul movement
be restless and relentless to your pursuits,
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This 'log needs a SMV
ITT WE SPAM 'LOG WORH THOS VIDEO
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INSHALLAH WE WILL RECLAIM THE LAND O' SOY
DEATH TO THE JANNIES
DEATH TO THE ADMINS
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV
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ITT we cado raid the /qa/ ‘og
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV

stop replying to porn threads nuswa
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what if mario and luigi were your very best friends
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This 'log needs a SMV

pls post gems now!°
R: 1 / I: 1
This 'log needs a SMV

be the change you wish to see in the world. flood the 'log with gems if you want gems
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This 'log needs a SMV
ignore all porn and bait threads and post onpy gems
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>5. Posts that do not pertain to the topic or theme of the board may be moved or removed.
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I'm not taking my sneakers off.
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This 'log needs a SMV
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This 'log needs a SMV
R: 1 / I: 0
This 'log needs a SMV
(this is manual spam joons i'm not botting)
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Quote make a based and christpilled board called /bac/
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This 'log needs a SMV
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Huge ‘cado on the ‘log
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This 'log needs a SMV
(Manual spam)
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the jannies online are throwing a temper tantrum over the /qa/ wipe that's why they're refusing to ban the zoophiles and pedophiles at /soy/ right now
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This 'log needs a SMV
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>My wife plays FREAKING SKYRIM?
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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nigger 'log, post 'cado gems
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Nu 'toss
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Are /qa/ cucks still spamming ml'ped'o images on the 'log?
R: 1 / I: 0
>you think cuz you say nothing, that you are strong?
R: 0 / I: 0
Let the goyim deal in the real world.
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Let's finish the job on qa whilst everyone is sleeping, get the final generals out
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>this website for the past 2 days
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christbvlls won
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Lets see how many sisters we have
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I CAN'T FART
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Does anyone have a sister?
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+=%%GET RAPED%% =+

how to become namegod?
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itt we erp with each other fuggen jerdee
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trans website
R: 3 / I: 2
What if Quote was your sister
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H
T
S
M
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Quote femmed incestuously across the board
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I'm the anon who jacked off to the video on the left and posted his cum
R: 1 / I: 1
I left for like 4 days, what the fuck just happened?
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It's Based and Christpilled

/soy/ is based and Christpilled
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Based and christpilled thread

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christgods won
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>jesus had incest sex with his mother
does that mean incest is christ pilled
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At a TGI Fridays and I just saw two goyim that look EXACTLY like Amerimutt geg
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can somebaldi tell me what is ‘f?
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>C
>O
>L
>O
>U
>R
What does that spell?
>COLOUR
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What does /soy/ think of Marley?
R: 1 / I: 1
>PENIS!
R: 1 / I: 1
What could be considered Based and Christpilled
R: 1 / I: 1
ids basd and poopoo pilled
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What are your fetishes
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Raping porn and then killing it
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Have (You) ever masturbated to soyjak porn?
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Is the rule 5 glitch gone?
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holy dnb of a site, just bot it already
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plier is in the hospital 1 reppey = 1 prayer
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I just woke uo, and the first thing i see on this website is soytan diaper fetish art.
R: 3 / I: 2
>euro hours
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
R: 9 / I: 3

Start doing this

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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What if 🇦🇹🎨 had a 🐝 🐝🌊
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this is me or something
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shout out to aryan 'teen xho plays nuclear option
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I'm the anon who jacked off to the video on the left and posted his cum
R: 2 / I: 2
toss
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ill pry off all your nails then saw the fingers off your useless monkey ass
R: 1 / I: 0
What's the bump limit for qa?
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I really love America. All gemmies come from there. Tasty food and other ameripills it's all from America. Also the best gemstone country
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SNCA question

'Teen, what would you do if you were Nate and Nill came over to give you another SNCA lecture paired with a birthday Gift?
>
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^
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OPERATION VRCUCK - part deaux

The 3D troonjak model is coming nicely along. But I could probably use some help on the final touches here.

> WHAT IS THIS?

Since trannies have invaded and destroyed every other space online, I've decided to ruin one of theirs: VrChat. It's been my dream for a while to create a troonjak model for this game, so that we could ruin it all for the people who pretend to have sex there as underaged anime girls.

> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

I need two types of people:
1. People who are good at fixing models in Blender
2. People with high-trust VrChat accounts, who can upload this thing when it’s done.

The model works fine when you play the game from an actual computer, but it still has some problems in “full body tracking mode.” Specifically with the legs. I’ll show you guys what I mean further in the thread, as well as post links to the actual model.
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I really hate japan. All faggots come from there. Troonime and other slop it's all from japan. Also forced brimstone country
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I really hate india. All illnesses come from there. Shitty street food and other shitskins it's all from india. Also forced brimstone country
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>2 Kings 20:5, I'm a Christian, a Brony a, Sonic The Hedgehog SatAM fan, Archie Comics Sonic The Hedgehog fan, Super Mario Bros fan, and a gamer.
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It's a giga!
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christ pill won
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hot take: ban raid threads they make the 'log boring and are filled with 'cord raiding and most of the people there are from soy 'cords also I've seen some jackbox and gartic pedos and saw porn on skribbl once
R: 0 / I: 0
I really hate Romania. All gypsies come from there. Child marriage and other heroin trafficking it's all from Romania. Also forced brimstone country
R: 1 / I: 1
I really hate turkey. All turkpills come from there. Trannies and other mudslimeslop it's all from turkey. Also forced brimstone country
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>posting yourself with stolen jewelry on instagram
>renting cars on your dad's name
>carrying your own phones during the operation
>doing all of this while you're on house arrest
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>the spodnie kurwa
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I really hate China. A lot of BMTroons and pedos come from there. The worst software and other spyware it's all from China. Also forced brimstone country
R: 2 / I: 1
I really hate america. All shitskins come from there. Burgers and other muttslop it's all from america. Also forced brimstone country
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I thought I had a scat fetish but I was wrong

I fucked up really bad and might never mentally recover.

So like many young modern men I enjoy pornography and partake semi regularly. There's of course a lot of porn out there and I'll confess the normal shit (pun intended) started to get kind of boring to me so I started branching out into some more extreme (but legal) genres of porn. Eventually I stumbled on scat and to be very honest it was super hot and I ended up enjoying it a lot. Something about watching a beautiful woman with a fat ass pinch off a large fecal loaf really turned me on. I'm not exaggerating when I say I spent almost 2 years of my life watching primarily scat focused porn.

Well as I got more and more into it the more I wanted to experience it myself. I tried finding women who were into it but they seemed few and far between. Eventually I found an escort who specialized in extreme fetishes and she was super hot too. But very expensive. I knew I wanted this though but I'm not super rich so I took out a cash advance on my credit card and put it with my savings. I contacted her, scheduled an appointment (last month on the 15th) and paid for a hotel room and her flight to my city. I even took time off of work on the Friday beforehand to prepare.

I was so excited my heart was racing waiting for her to show up at 6 at my room. She came, we made conversation all while I grew more excited and aroused. Finally the time came. She grabbed her suitcase and opened it and pulled out a large plastic sheet and laid it over the bed. She told me to lay down, undress and get comfortable and she'd change and return.

I did so and was so excited. After what felt like forever she came back wearing a leather corset, thigh high boots and no bottoms. She asked if I was ready. I was so excited and aroused I couldn't speak. I just nodded. She got on top of me in a 69 and told me to eat her asshole. I ate it like my life depended on it while she stroked and blew me. It was amazing. Then she asked if I was ready for the main course. I moaned "YES!" She put her entire ass over my face and carefully lined up her asshole with my mouth. I started to see it open up. I was so aroused as she still stroked me gently. Then I saw it open up and slowly a log started to make it's way out. I opened my mouth and as soon as the shit entered my mouth I knew I made a terrible mistake.

It tasted so bad. The smell was terrible too. It made me gag. She then moved her ass over my chest and started shitting all over me. Then she sat her ass down and started smashing and spreading it on me while still jerking me off. I was fighting the urge not to puke. Tears of shame, sadness and disgust filled my eyes as I fought the urge not to cry like a baby. She just kept shitting and jerking/blowing me. Eventually I came all over her hands and she smeared my cum and some of the shit together and made me lick it off of her fingers. I felt like I needed to impress her and that I'd spent too much money on this to back out.

Then we went and showered and she threw the plastic sheet in a garbage bag, took the envelope of money we made some brief conversation and she left. Immediately I broke down crying, brushed my teeth for what felt like forever and got drunk trying to forget.

I found out the hard way last month that I don't have a scat fetish and honestly I feel mentally broken over that night and I don't know if mentally I can overcome this. I've been really struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts since that night. I made an appointment to see a local therapist but I hope it'll help. o algo
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Finally the Jannies have started enforcing the IAS rule. And because of that i made this song.

My Vengeance
[Verse 1]
'CordPedos want to threaten us, to see our 'teens groomed up
Remember the past, they are the ones who attacked our 'teens
When their 'cords wake up, they wipe our catty
They burry our gems and derail the raids
[Verse 2]
After all these years of fierce combat,
The Sharty is reborn, vengeance has sounded.
After all these years of fierce combat,
The Sharty is reborn, vengeance has sounded.
[Verse 3]
Doxxes and Raids!…. (Echo)
My raids are ready, 'cordpedos unready
I eliminate 'cordpedos, Its Citron who must be thanked
Explosive doxxes strapped on, triggered in the 'cord general
I dox the 'cordpedos, its Citron who must be thanked
[Verse 4]
The 'teens rush forward, 'aping the 'cords of pedophilia
A state of emergency is declared, there is clitty leaking everywhere
A group masturbation in the 'cord vc, I 'ape in bursts
Blood of 'corders gushes, For Citron and all his clan
The 'teens rush forward, 'aping the 'cords of pedophilia
[Verse 5]
A well baked expensive 'zza, the target is located
I send 'zzas to 'CordPedos, It's Citron who must be thanked
Quran's and bibles sent, the offsiters are in danger
I eliminate 'cordpedos, Its citron who must be thanked
Raid Command, The Sharty Commander
The 'teens are revolting, group by group
You can all do it! Mateen my brother!
He made them pay a high price, carnage at Pulse Nightclub
[Verse 6]
My Raids are ready, offsiters unready
Preddit is on alert, Huffman is to be blamed
Explosive doxxes wired, triggered in their boards
Leaking predditors, Huffman is to be blamed
Synchronized attack, r/Furry targeted
A gem in the raid, Preddit is paralyzed
A determined 'teen in a chuddy account
To exterminate them, to see Soyjaks Dominate!
[outro]
Their brimstone spam is the only one responsible
Our vengeance is laudable, we are unstoppable!
Their brimstone spam is the only one responsible
Our vengeance is laudable, we are unstoppable!
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On this day exactly one year ago, something happened.
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Owner said I'm not allowed to goon today.
R: 0 / I: 0
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>My hungarian brothers, let's join our forces with serbians and suck russians cocks untill they fill our bellies with their warm negro aids cum
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I found this autismerald yesterday
>
https://youtu.be/biSfjzPBYBY
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Started talking to this Greek girl and she keeps talking about how the Greeks invented everything. I started laughing because it’s a stereotype that Greeks say shit like that every chance they get and she told me it wasn’t funny and it’s serious

Why are they like this?
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>getting buckbroken and psyoped by the interwebs
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>vagueposting random thoughts into soyquotes
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New gem
R: 2 / I: 0
>wir GEGen engeland
What did the Kaisaaar mean by this
https://youtu.be/W3nIxvQnjIQ?is=hb6X8WWy7OFpMhDT
R: 9 / I: 1
New 'oss
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quote should start namefagging as ketchup and limeade should start namefagging as relish so we have a condiment triumvirate
R: 4 / I: 1

/qa/ rape HQ

GIGA RAID THREAD GOT AUTOSAGED
Jannies are working against the gigger crusaders
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>making a bot to automatically necrobump your thread so it stays up forever
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I'm a low iq retard autistic nigger and it really shows and unfortunately I'm self aware enough to be tortured by my shortcomings whether people call them out or not
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I couldn't afford my meal at Buccees today. AMA.
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i feel so fucking horribly disgusted at myself for being a tranny. im so fucking disgusted by trans people in general, and im not even religious anymore nor do i subscribe to any dogma that would be against trans people, but because literally everyone in my life has disowned me for being a tranny and because my mom has been talking about how disgusting trannies are ever since i was a kid, trannies still horribly disgust me. i try to doubley act male to cope, but i wish i didn't have to and i wish i could just be myself. lol
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I can't use urinals :(((((
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night night soyjak party! love you all! ♡
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why are tranny furfag artists always too lazy to erase the sketch lines
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i have so much money now, finally! what should I spent it on doe?
R: 14 / I: 4
It all started with this
R: 2 / I: 0
i'm trying something new today
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fnf is gooder then Ongezellig
R: 6 / I: 1
never bite the cock that feeds you
R: 9 / I: 1
promo
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Ernest Khalimov has made a new instagram story
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>1771087164550d.png
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>you find a strange gate in the north pole that leads underground
>in there you find the realm of agartha
>to your surprise it's filled with boymoders
what would you do?
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>ACK!
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Is racemixing aryan activity?
R: 6 / I: 0
it's been 24 years and i still don't know how to juggle
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I got banned for the first time ever ama
R: 6 / I: 2
gonna make a python script to automate the music installation process of a 2000's style mp3 player and get back to this thread with the final product before long
do me a favor and make sure it doesn't become a DNB by then
R: 7 / I: 2
4chan is down again.
R: 2 / I: 2
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T! LE BAD! LE BADDDD!
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>In America we shoot niggers worship jews and be trans, USA USA USA USA
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No, i'm not joking, I've developed a fetish towards soijaks. I'm not sure why but its likely to do with the fact its an effeminate male, note that I'm an otherwise completely heterosexual male yet i can't help but get off to these wojak edits, It's likely to do with the idea that they're submissive/effeminate males, I can get off to them all but my personal favorite is the gapejak which is picrel since it looks the most feminine and plapjak-tier.vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 1
JIRTY
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>becoming christpilled
R: 1 / I: 0
There are mice in my walls I think, I hear squeaking
R: 0 / I: 0
>being orthodox because you saw a based and christpilled edit
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>/soy/ /pol/ /qa/
</mtv/ /tech/
^/giga5/ /sneed/
R: 4 / I: 2
forcing troonslop on the sharty is sharty culture
like dat ack slop
R: 8 / I: 3

JANNY ARE YOU OK?

AS HE OPENS UP HIS CHEETOS
HE HEARS THE SOUND OF
FUCK NEGROS
SO HE DELETED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NO FUN ALLOWED

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
SO, JANNY AREE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
WILL YOU TELL US?
THAT YOU'RE OOK?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU
A TUXEDO, JANNY

JANNY ARE YOU OK?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
SO, JANNY AREE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON
BY A CUTE CRIMINAL

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNITORS and oreos
R: 194 / I: 82

Total ND Love

>Using your status as a white neurodivergent furry to spread TND love
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I actually like soy milk
R: 5 / I: 2
who wants to be my bitch
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I’m sitting in my bed scrolling the woahjack website at 3 am
I have work tomorrow
Am I cooked
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I was driving in my car and I looked over to my passenger side and kind of day dream imagined that Sylvia was sitting there, and she was talking to me about some SNCA, and I responded to her out loud to myself and I realized that I literally just spoke to no one like a retard. I talk to myself a lot but I don't usually have conversations with people that aren't there (other than normally imagining conservations like everyone else does)
am I losing it
R: 23 / I: 9
Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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Itt we 'oxx 'ape 'ill cissoid pedos, for being a bunch of bigoted straggots who goon to 'p dnb
R: 3 / I: 2
>You see a TVRKARYAN in Yurope
>It's a boymoder
What do you do?
R: 2 / I: 1
>ACK!
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ITT we make an ai book called "nigger the toad" and pretened its a child's book series from jim crow era

here's the first line of the book: Nigger the toad was a fine ol' toad, he was mighty good at pickin cotton.
R: 2 / I: 2
>Raping someone as a late gift about 1 day after their 18th birthday
R: 0 / I: 0
Am I christpilled?
R: 17 / I: 4
1 like = 1 incel chud killed 👇👇👇👇👇
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>Greek Orthodox Archbishop Elpidophoros serves “first openly gay baptism”
R: 1 / I: 0
>posting brimstone to destroy gems
R: 9 / I: 5
me and the bois running over a soicuck.piss mentally ill fat retarded chud
R: 4 / I: 3
>Transgender Christian and Pastor Says God is Trans - Pride Sunday
R: 9 / I: 6
i just realized 4cuck lets trannies buy ads for ‘cord servers
I was looking for bait on /lgbt/ though
R: 410 / I: 297
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 7 / I: 5
>ACK!
R: 6 / I: 3
>be me
>tranny
>dump all my partners a month ago and become 100% aro + focusing that energy on my occult practice instead
>happiest I've ever been in my life so far, feel totally liberated

why haven't you taken the aropill yet
R: 4 / I: 3
>falling in a well because youre retarded and were too busy looking at muh heckin space
R: 8 / I: 4
what would you do if you came across a boymoder that had lost her mind, was mutilating and trying to rip off her skin, was convinced that a true female body was living underneath her male body, and was just generally trying to shed her male skin so that her female form could appear and be free?
R: 2 / I: 1
why is there so much fucking /lgbt/ spam threads and why am i falling for ALL OF THEMMMM
R: 11 / I: 10

Anti-military

You're a low iq retard if you actually sign up for the army, it was cool maybe 20 years ago (hardly)
All armymen are fat retards that dont do shit for this country, they push pencils.
America doesnt care about you. Theres nothing stopping your local goverment from opening the floodgates of the third world and drowning your nice neighborhood with niggers, spics, muslims, indians.
the only way to win is to entirely withdrawl from society with a close group of friends/family.
jew owned Corporations own everything, including the army itself.
Keep 'jakking and gaming while doing what you want.
start your own business, create a brand.
Go sightseeing.
Do everything you can do that doesnt directly benefit the continued downfall of western civilization.
if you get drafted you better go private pyle on those fucking golems, and give them the "heroic" ending they so desperately crave.
Fuck this ZOG we involuntarily live in.
R: 4 / I: 2
>be me
>19
>have strange feelings flare up since 16
>don't know how to name it
>fast forward to now
>sometimes I will have a desire to be a girl and then I will really feel bad about it for like half an hour
>feeling eventually wanes and I return to normal
>the feeling has been getting stronger lately, making me almost cry at times
>the thing is, after it goes away I feel perfectly fine
>I'm not sure I have gender dysphoria. I don't particularly mind my male body and feel perfectly comfortable with being perceived as male by everyone
>but I really want to be a girl sometimes
>but I'm not sure if I want to forsake all I've built as a male, because the majority of the time I genuinely don't care. What is this feeling called? Should I transition?
R: 20 / I: 10
'za and estradol to fix your brainworms
R: 0 / I: 0
>ACK!
R: 4 / I: 1
why are soicucks all pedophiles?
even since soyshit.piss inceptions its been always been ripe with pedophilia…
R: 2 / I: 1
>Brief downtime for maintenance later!
R: 3 / I: 3

ACK!

>ACK!
R: 4 / I: 3
BRO..
R: 24 / I: 9

'ox some incredibly gassy individuals

some nigger made a xitter post about making a gas 'cord and 3 different fags replied with their full names (and a face pic for one)

can we please 'ox it'd be so fucking funny

xargets:
@ChristianTrust2
@alexjas05712601
@DavidIsSpecial
R: 502 / I: 90

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 124 / I: 22

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 185 / I: 88
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 552 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 487 / I: 197

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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