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 15819800[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15819817>>15819824>>15819846

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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>>15819800 (OP)
nice site

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>>15819800 (OP)
I totally forgot about you geg
Good to you you're still going 'teen

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>>15819824
Good to see you too

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vp

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>>15819800 (OP)
anyway it's nice to see you back

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ON A HIGHWAY IN PENSYLVANIA, two completely normal working class gentlemen are going for an regular car ride.
<Hey, Agent Appleman?
>Yes, Agent Applebaum?
<Do you think we go the right guy? The chief won't like it if we screw up again, and that guy didn't seem very aryan to me.
<Aryan? More like Ugandan!
>Bwahahaha! Wasn't he white?
<I think so. Don't worry about it, I followed the dossier to the letter.
>Alright. im trans btw

 15819857[Quote]>>15819865>>15819897

Just got here. Did not read any of the previous parts. I know something that you know, so I propose this.
>Retrieve arms from underneath sofa.

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>>15819854
appleman is so brave to come out of the closet just like that

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>>15819857
When you wake up, I guess.

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>>15819854
geg sentient

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>>15819854
>im trans btw

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>>15819857
Urethral tries to wake up, compelled to check on his referential arms collection… where did he go?

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Urethral wakes up. His back is a little sore from the concrete, and his nethers are a little fondled from a certain agent.
>Oof, my head heckin' hurts… where am I?

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adventure thread. hope it goes well!
wholesomegem

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Deciding that there isn't anything in his cell for him, Urethral decides to escape from the oversized iron bars with his slender 5'2 frame.
>HHNNGGH
There's a poster, a box, and a friendly looking prisoner.

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>>15820025
where are in these box?

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>>15820025
Look behind the poster to see if there might be something hidden behind it.

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>>15820025
What's in the box?

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>>15820025
>Look in box.

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Urethral looks in the box, opening it to find a few items. The rest don't interest his nintendo foucsed mind.
There's a CIA-Branded hammer, a limited edition fedora sonic funko pop, and a furg and oreos

 15820244[Quote]>>15820246>>15820249

>>15820242
Holy shit there's oreos and oreos

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>>15820242
>>15820244
Make the box sentient

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>>15820244
Holy sentience

 15820260[Quote]>>15820269

>>15820242
Can Urethral hold ll three items in his iventory like le hecking vidya or only or/two realistically?

 15820269[Quote]>>15820275

>>15820260
He has an inventory.

 15820271[Quote]>>15820280>>15820285

>>15820242
>Captchalo- take the hammer and assign it to your stri- I mean… prepare to use it as a weapon.

 15820275[Quote]>>15820279

>>15820269
Can he take the oreos

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>>15820275
You'll see

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>>15820271
> Also, examine the furg.

 15820285[Quote]>>15820288

>>15820280
>>15820271
do dis, and take the oreos, never know when you'll need it

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>>15820285
Doing this now

 15820301[Quote]>>15820305

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Urethral notices there's some oreos, and decides to take some of them, along with the-
>OH MY GOD, THERE'S SO MANY OREOS!

 15820305[Quote]>>15820436

>>15820301
> Quickly cover oreo stream with soytan poster

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>>15820305
Urethral uses his deft hands to cover up the oreo stream with surprisingly durable paper, and the hammer flies into his legally distinct inventory. Now, to look at that furg…

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>>15820436

> Do it! Examine that furg!

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FERG FERG FERG FERG FERG FERG FERG
>Oh my science! It looks like a limited edition Green Furg. Into the inventory it goes.
(Spoilered since it's flashing)

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>>15820584
Hit the furg with your hammer

 15820737[Quote]>>15820753

>>15820629
> Do this, and then perhaps talk to the other inmate. Be wary around him though.

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>>15820737
What if we eat the furg’s dead body and open the cell gates since we ate it.

 15820782[Quote]>>15820794

>>15820753
We don't know if the furg is a living creature, or some sort of collectible toy/object/plush.

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>>15820782
I’d still eat it, it’s glowing so it must be good

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Urethral uses his hammer, and hits the ferg with his %%CIA-Branded Hammer.%
>That's what you get for being heckin' non enviromentaly friendlireno!…
Though, it's too far away to eat now. As the rule goes, if it's glowing, it must be good. Who said video games didn't teach you life skills?

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>>15820964
oops fail

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Upping this gemerald

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>>15820964
Yummers

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>>15820964
Hey so is there a limit to inventory item weight/size? Could we collect the Oreo box?

 15821048[Quote]>>15821057

>>15821022
I don’t think a box can fit in our pockets

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>>15821048
carry it

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>>15821057
Oh yeah

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>>15821022
He'll try and put it in his inventory.

 15821111[Quote]>>15821125

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>A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
>https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
>-
>
>>Do a quick time event to dodge.
>Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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>>15821111
Media pending approval

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Welp gotta keep this gem alive

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Deciding that the box of oreos would be useful to take along incase he gets hungry, Urethral tries to put it into his inventory.
>Hnngh!
Unfortunately, it's too heavy for the inventory due to the oreos inside. Where are they coming from, anyways?

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>>15821354
Way hello to the prisoner and oreos

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>>15821354
>Flip box upside down and see if anythings under it that might be causing something

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>>15821354
Give rapeson some Oreo’s to lighten the box

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>>15821444
If you look at earlier panels, it seems to have an amount of oreos indistinguishable from infinity, so that probably won't help.

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>>15820242
take the oreos

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>>15819854
>>15820242
geg why is the nameroll so sentient
>makes one of the agents come out as trans
>adds oreos to the box

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>>15821426
Be careful to not let the poster fall off though.

 15821491[Quote]>>15821540

We still have the cia sonic funko pop figure, we should take it, also take the poster off too

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>>15821491
Don't take the poster off, it's preventing the infinite Oreos from streaming out and flooding the room

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>>15821540
Enough Oreo’s can break the room so we can escape

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>>15821554
Perhaps. But there's more to do here, there may be a safer way.

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Urethral checks the box, seeing that there isn't anything underneath. Wait, how is he holding this with one hand if it's so heavy?…
>Man, I hope I don't…

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>hey buddy.

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>>15821657
> Prepare for a strife. This is an actual word, look it up!

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>>15821657
Give him the poster and put the box on the ground upside down

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>>15821657
Tell him about homestuck so he becomes the raped instead of the rapist or something

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>>15821736
It’d be worse to tell him about the coffin of Andy

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>>15821736
>Talking shit about the stuck in an adventure thread

That's your grandpa lil bro 💀💀💀

I suggest we end the discussion at this reply so as to not derail the thread from the original adventure.

 15821821[Quote]>>15821902

>>15821657
become cob's concubine

 15821876[Quote]>>15821880

We saw that fail

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>>15821876
There was no fail

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 15821908[Quote]>>15821944

Still working on the next actual one

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>>15821908
You've been working on this for a while. This will be EPIC.

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This will be gemmy

 15822322[Quote]>>15822356

It took a bit because I was running up and down the stairs for half an hour like a sperg

 15822356[Quote]>>15822394

>>15822322
For what purpose?

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Being spooked by the sudden social interaction (he has heckin' anxiety), urethral dropped the box.
>Oh, crap! Why's it doing that?-
FIGHT!
It's a heckin' biblically accurate oreo! It looks like all the oreos fused together since they were trapped after being released.

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>>15822369
>AGGRIEVE!

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>>15822356
I don't know. Showering brb

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>>15822369
If I saw that I would call my friend cobson

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>>15822369
>SUPERSAGE!

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bumping kino

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That was one good shower. Back to work.

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>>15822369
attack it back

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I think I'll stop for today when I finish the next one since I've spend the past 6 hours doing these btw

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>>15822877
Should we bump the thread untill that point?

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>>15822877
Understandable man

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SAGE (You haven't unlocked SUPERSAGE yet)
Urethral draws out his hammer, cleverly having it his the biblically accurate Oreo in the eye.

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Thank you for the good reppies everyone.

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>>15823232
>Prepare to Mario jump out of the way of the Oreo's next attack

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>the nuteens are making adventure threads

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>>15823232
oreo attacks back

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>>15823309
Pretty sure this is the same guy who did Save The Bull, so he's not new to this.

 15823329[Quote]>>15823352

>>15823323
No I'm another guy

 15823352[Quote]>>15823392

>>15823329
Wy is it linked on his website then?

 15823392[Quote]>>15823403

>>15823352
He puts adventure threads on his website because he's a gigagod

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>>15823392
Huh. Fascinating.

 15823617[Quote]>>15823718

oh my science this is just liek early homestuck

 15823718[Quote]>>15823856

>>15823617
Early homestuck was the shit. Also. OP stop being dead.

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