Dog ripped apart my packer
The dog is fine he didn’t seem to consume any he just likes ripping things up. It’s just kinda funny and annoying. A trans problem requires a trans solution, salvaged as many big chunks as I could and used my KT tape to bound it together.
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If he did that to a packer, I wonder what he'd do to a dick lmao. All jokes aside, I'm glad you got it fixed!!
God, now you have the best thing to tell people who make rude comments about your crotch.
“My dog ate my penis, it was a tragedy.”
is.. that Minecraft KT tape?!
It’s Mx ‘camo’ kinesiology tape, but yeah lmao they just use a Minecraft esq pattern haha it’s my favourite one
yo i dont blame you thats fire
I thought the same thing 💀
LMAOO now it just looks like your balls are censored
Green screen balls
“You took my balls so I’ll take yours”
the dog if he’s neutered, probably
LMAO
Pretty historic problem it seems
Any more of them pixels? Bro we gonna starve.
Jokes aside the blurriness adds so much for me lmao I love ancient Tumblr
Seems only fair if he’s neutered
"you take my balls, i take yours"
the ultimate alternative to "cat got your tongue?"... "dog got your dick?" 🤣
screaming at you salvaging it with KT tape LOL gotta do what u gotta do
😆😭
It's a dog eat dick world 😔
damn I thought that was mashed banana. that sucks dude
I need to see the guilty party, please!
nooooo :(
Fudge new packer time. Check out cheap sales on Transmascdicks sub on the weekends . There are sales and good deals there all the time.
Kinda looks like el chavo del 8
A ferret I had in the past ruined a dildo I had by chewing it up. A gay boy friend of mine won it in a jello wrestling match at a club, didn’t need it so gave it to me by leaving it in my fridge prominently in the middle of a shelf when I was out of town. Lol. So it was free at least. I laughed and was sad and mildly pissed off but just at myself for leaving it out where she could get to it.
Another ferret I had turned my Wahl vibrator on and it ran all day while I was at school and got ruined. That one bummed me out cause I had paid for that one.
I’d feel safe around this dog!
now take off his balls 😎
Yo I thought this was cookie dough
Now you actually have an awesome story if someone goes "where's your dick?" You can say "a rabid dog bit it off and I had to get a rabies innoculation because of it" and you'd technically be telling the truth!
Been there
Bro subtle brag but I got a dollar dick on sale for a literal dollar bc the trans lady cashier slipped it into the discount bin for me 100%
Thats community looking out for community lol
People sell their old detachable penises in r/TransMascDicks if you are looking to decommission this fellah.
Thoughts and prayers. 🙏♂️💙
this made me realize i will need to be so so careful when i buy a packer bc my dog already likes trying to steal my "rubber buddies" iykwim