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Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
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PRAISE BE ALLAH!!!


Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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>>947781848 (OP)
>>947781874
Iran is about to find out.
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>>947782466
in 2 more weeks?
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>>947781848 (OP)
He’s in over his head as usual.
>No, he’s playing 4D chess.
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>>947781848 (OP)
this isnt pol you fucking retarded boomers

gtfo outta here faggots or go back to your shitty readdit
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>>947782604
If Iranian negotiators don't agree to a deal acceptable to Trump by 8pm on April 7, he says they will have a bridge taken out by midnight.
Unless he gives them more time again, the deadline was previously April 6th.
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Trump admin and Trump supportwrs can tout a lot of tactical wins, but so far Iran is holding onto the "straight". They're paying a heavy price but they're determined to. I hope they outlast US and Israeli aggression and eventually agree to a peace deal. Even a new nuclear deal, although right now they have no incentive to whatsoever.
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>>947783549
>right now they have no incentive to whatsoever
So you're saying Iran negotiators don't care if their power plants are taken out?
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>>947783753
So you're say the US negotiators don't care if the gulf states power plants and desalination plants are taken out in response?
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>>947781848 (OP)
You sound like you're tired of all this winning.
Trump predicted this.
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>>947783156
President Trump also stated that he would take out all their power plants.
Lefty anon really doesn't understand what is about to happen.
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>>947784423
The world is tired of trump. Why you aren’t is a mystery.
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>>947782466

You're clueless

Iran wasn't working on a nuclear bomb. The IAEA and Trump's own CIA both told Trump Iran was not building a bomb.

Iran did nothing wrong, but they've got the upper hand here, no matter how many war crimes trump commits against them (this entire war is illegal, because only Congress can approve a war, and Trump is threatening to hit civilian targets, which is a violation of the Geneva convention, war crimes (like the girls school)

plus, Iran has been preparing for this for the past 47 years, with particular emphasis on the past 20 years, and they are so entrenched in an unforgiving mountainous terrain, with a One Million Man Army and 9 million more civilians, it would take at least 1 million US soldiers to go into Iran, and they'd still face thousands and thousands of US Soldiers dead, wit countless more injured...

Plus, there's no way to get soldiers in there without them being slaughtered by drones... Amphibian Marines usually handle these things, but Iran's shoreline or khard Island are going to be bombarded by drones and missiles.

Wholesale slaughter

plus, the global economy is already ruined. Lots of countries are already in 'covid level' shutdowns

Yep

You're clueless @ your fake macho "irans gonna find out" tough guy routine
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>>947783753

They care... But they WILL NOT cave in... Never

You don't seem to understand Iran very well
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>>947783156
The Satan of Islam is a fag, so....there's that
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>>947781848 (OP)

By the way, good job @ and creating this thread... You did an excellent job of highlighting how full of shit he is
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>>947785421
Yeah, OK Gen Patton.
The president has the power to war for 60 days before needing the feckless Congress opinion on the matter. We will have nuked Iran by then. Stop simping for the muhlahas
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>>947785636
Wait til you faggots get drafted....bwahahahaha
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Oops typo

I meant to type "a one million man army, and 91* million more civilians"

and the Iranians are resilient, having fought a HORRIBLE devastating 8 YEAR WAR WITH IRAQ... and even after 8 brutal years, they never capitulated

Nope.. they're tough
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>>947785704

hahahaha I'm 61 years old, dude

LMMFAO
it's YOU who'll get drafted

(and they're definitely going to reinstate the draft.. You'll see)
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>>947785650

I have a much better understanding of the facts than you do

No wonder you're resentful
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>>947785421

Iran wasn't working on a nuclear bomb. The IAEA and Trump's own CIA both told Trump Iran was not building a bomb.

>Iran stated that they had enough materials to make 11 bombs.

Iran did nothing wrong, but they've got the upper hand here, no matter how many war crimes trump commits against them (this entire war is illegal, because only Congress can approve a war, and Trump is threatening to hit civilian targets, which is a violation of the Geneva convention, war crimes (like the girls school)

>president trump ordered strikes on iran under the 1973 war powers resolution act. he notified congress within 48 hours. congressional declaration of war not required for 60 days. obama bombed 8 countries without congressional approval. the ircg had disguised military locations as civilian well before the attack. the locations included school which is why the elementary school was destroyed by a missile as it was disguised as another building among a known list of military installations. the ircg is using its own people as human shields.

plus, Iran has been preparing for this for the past 47 years, with particular emphasis on the past 20 years, and they are so entrenched in an unforgiving mountainous terrain, with a One Million Man Army and 9 million more civilians, it would take at least 1 million US soldiers to go into Iran, and they'd still face thousands and thousands of US Soldiers dead, wit countless more injured...

that's why there's not going to be a massive ground invasion; the US isn't going to fight on iran's terms, and it doesn't need to with the satellite technology and bunker buster and other specialized technology, there is no reason for a massive 'boots on ground' war. those days are over.

Plus, there's no way to get soldiers in there without them being slaughtered by drones... Amphibian Marines usually handle these things, but Iran's shoreline or khard Island are going to be bombarded by drones and missiles.

>see my above point
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>>947783753
>So you're saying Iran negotiators don't care if their power plants are taken out

They can strike back cant they?
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>>947781848 (OP)
Another glue sniffer. *sigh*
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>>947786743
>MY BLURRY LOW RES PHOTOSHOPPED JPG WITH NO SOURCES WILL SURELY SHOW HIM I AM NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>947786671
You left out that iran had frontrow seats for the war on terror on their east and west boarders that waged for almost 20 years while they were taking notes.
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>>947786813
https://www.swtimes.com/press-release/story/49584/march-harvard-caps-harris-poll-trump-approval-drops-3-pts-to-43-amidst-worsening-views-on-the-economy-and-support-for-the-iran-war-split-along-partisan-lines/

Nice try.

"76% OF VOTERS THINK THE U.S. IS WINNING THE WAR ON IRAN AND THREE IN FIVE VOTERS SAY IRAN IS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT"
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>>947786743
derp
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The Rorschach presidency
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>>947786813
Page 58, libtard loser.

https://harvardharrispoll.com/key-results-march-2026/
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>>947786985
You tried.
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>>947786962
>faggot has to link articles from some armpit in Arkansas

KWAB
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>>947787108
Wow so desperate.
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>>947785778
>and the Iranians are resilient, having fought a HORRIBLE devastating 8 YEAR WAR WITH IRAQ... and even after 8 brutal years, they never capitulated
>
>Nope.. they're tough
They definitely have a fanatical ideology, but don't forget they've had more regime changes in the last 5 weeks than they had in all 8 of those years.

>>947787086
>You tried.
He didn't try very hard, didn't even fake the table.
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>>947787108
Millions are fleeing the blue states each year and its only accelerating post covid.
Blue states losing 1,000 of major employers and billions in revenue.
GOP to pick up +5 house seats on migration alone.
I keep hearing from parents that they're afraid of sending their kids to school in the blue states/cities.
Democrats have an all time low approval rating FROM THEIR OWN PARTY MEMBERS.
Pedocrats failing BY EVERY METRIC POSSIBLE.

Its so over for you donkeys it isnt even funny.
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>>947787195
>He didn't try very hard, didn't even fake the table.
You need an eye exam then. I provided source.
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>>947787261
lol you think I give a fuck what you retards think
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>>947787316
You are a sad little man. There is no think about it. You have zero humility.
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>>947787352
whine to someone that gives a fuck faggot
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>>947787261
Millions are fleeing my asshole
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>>947787283
from your source itself
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trump eats poop
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>>947787283
Thanks for the source, but it wasn't really needed to tell which version was fake.
In one version the pie chart matched the data tables, in the other, fake, version, it didn't.
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>>947787261
Your pasta is like 4 years old
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>>947785421
>Iran did nothing wrong
This is the dumbest thing i've read on 4 gook in quite a while. There is no God.
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>>947787801
no you are too stupid liberal to now better
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>>947786240
Its ok, most of the moderate left don't stand her either.
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trump blew up his own planes trying to steal uranium and lied about it
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>>947787805
Try 3 months ago, sweetie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBt8Gy277x0 [Embed]

And the democrats approval rating has NOT improved since. LoL.
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>>947785421
Holy shit you are fucking stupid.
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>>947787956
explain this then trumptard
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>>947785421
>because only Congress can approve a war
Lies. Obama bombed the shit out of several countries. While an official declaration of war does come from congress, the sitting US President has always been able to order military strikes and its not like any President just up and out of nowhere says lets fucking bomb...

I dunno..

Motherfucking Australia.

The sitting US President typically goes along with whatever the Pentagon and the Joint Chiefs of Staff are recommending.

You libshits act like Trump is doing everything by himself without the backup of several think tanks and the Pentagon along with all of the 3 letter agencies and more.

Idiota.
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>>947787990
You are to dumb to argue with
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fucking libereas
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I wanted a Trump thread and you gave me one!
Thx mate!
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reminder that trump pardoned this man
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Trump vintage 2016.
I'll dig up some more...
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>>947788658
nobody reads these threads past the OP
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>>947788729
there is no such wikipedia page. explain yourself
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>>947788906
they made you forget
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>>947788100
Thank you for proving how much of a fucking retard you are.
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>>947788729
I hated that show
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>>947788847
Which is likely why Shareblue does them.
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>>947781874
>Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
>Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
>Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
>Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
>Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Apr 6: The April 7 deadline is FINAL!
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>>947790948
I wouldn't call shooting down an F-15 after many aircraft had already attacked 15,000 targets in thousands of sorties a great display of skill, would you?
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>>947783926

I hope they are. Fuck Muslims.
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>>947791796
Yeah? That's why you want Trump to blow them up, so that they retaliate and spark a gigantic fucking refugee crisis? Drive them all our way? Thanks retard.

By the way. What effects is that going to have on the world economy if you destabilise the middle east? If Iran is going down they might well destroy oul and LNG facilities too. Incredible strategy, thank you president Trump.
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>>947784423
>Waow look what Trump said on Xitter!
>he means it for real this time!!

The Supreme Taco of USA will go full taco on Taco Tuesday.
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>>947793937
>oul
*oil
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>>947793937
>That's why you want Trump to blow them up, so that they retaliate and spark a gigantic fucking refugee crisis?

Trump closed the borders so no refugees will be coming to the US. The terrorist Muslims will probably take over Europe faster than they already are, once they get more refugees in Europe.
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>>947795185
Amazing. And since you dislike Muslims so much, I can see why you'd be happy about them "taking over Europe".

Meanwhile the average person is getting assraped by the economic fallout.
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>>947781848 (OP)
Someone doesn't understand international politics... This is /b though, fly free dumbshit.
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This is like watching a train accident happening in slow motion, pure cinema
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>>947782604
how can magatards even be in denial anymore man? the jews fucking played them, they voted in someone who was part of the fucking shadow pedophile cabal, now they're just in so deep they have to keep doubling down or admit to themselves that their entire worldview was a manipulation tactic that worked flawlessly on them
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>>947782466
as a published science fiction writer, you could NOT ,ake this shit up! Robert anton wilson tried, but not even he could make this real.

this has to be a simulation.
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>>947785552
have you seen the film "Constantine"? satan is homosexual.
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>>947796613
>the jews fucking played them, they voted in someone who was part of the fucking shadow pedophile cabal
While I don't agree with the exact wording I think you're for the most part correct

>the jews
Israelis and American hardline zionists. But yes, they convinced Trump it was gonna be easy. I'm sure there were at least some voices around him who tried to explain otherwise. But he's too retarded and egomaniacal to have listened to the people who tell him there's something he couldn't accomplish. Now he's in deep shit and doesn't know how to get out. Trumptards can cope and say how this is all part of his plan, how he wanted to humiliate NATO and get out or how he's playing 4D chess or shit. No, what he wanted was to defeat Iran quickly, get the spoils, get the fame and adoration of the world. Instead the Iranians control the strait, the entire world economy is going to shit and everyone blames him for it. That's definitely not what he wanted. It's sour grapes from here on out.

>pedophile cabal
Again, idk about being part of a cabal. But he's got background in real estate in New York, he definitely dealt with the mafia and with criminal Russian oligarchs, I'm sure he's used to looking the other way.
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>>947796331
>Meanwhile the average person is getting assraped by the economic fallout.

That's the Islamists plan, threaten you damn pussies with bullshit like that so you won't interfere with them exporting terrorism all over the world. Then gas prices will be the least of your concerns, you'll be more worried if some jihadist will kill you or not.
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>>947801146
Funny, those jihadist extremists were content to negotiate and stay in their region. I wasn't worried about them exporting anything. Matter of fact, most of the Salafists who did 9/11 came from Saudi Arabia and UAE. Nobody's too worried about them somehow.



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