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 15762169[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15762247>>15762257>>15762384>>15762824>>15762879

Currently in the hospital. I had such of a clitty leakage that my heart decided to be a slf. So ask me anything o algo. Funny how I went from treating AutistsGods at a asylum to being treated at a hospital for heart problems. Pic to prove it.
ID'S activated because I said so okay?

 15762181[Quote]>>15762200

Anporvol

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>Currently in the hospital. I had such of a clitty leakage that my heart decided to be a slf. So ask me anything o algo. Funny how I went from treating AutistsGods at a asylum to being treated at a hospital for heart problems. Pic to prove it.
>ID'S activated because I said so okay?

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>>15762181
Fucking jannies again. Too busy cleaning up the troon 'ack spam to anprovol my pgoto

 15762211[Quote]>>15762218

you worked in an asylum??? is that you dr soystein???

 15762214[Quote]>>15762232

Any sisas at the hospital?

 15762218[Quote]>>15762274>>15762340

>>15762211
>dubs
Yes it's me. Still work there. But I've been thinking of switching joba

 15762223[Quote]>>15762237

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>using soyspeak while in a medical emergency

 15762232[Quote]>>15762304

>>15762214
Yeah a few. One was kind of deranged. Suicide attempt gone wrong via painkillers. Then some old hags. Even the nurses aren't that interesting

 15762233[Quote]>>15762261

>>using soyspeak while in a medical emergency

 15762237[Quote]>>15762242

>>15762223
Even if I die. I will continue soyspeaking.

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>>>15762223
>Even if I die. I will continue soyspeaking.

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>>15762237
Should had said
Even if I 'ack I will continue soyspeaking fuggen jardee o algo

 15762247[Quote]>>15762254

>>15762169 (OP)
Are you American by any chance

 15762254[Quote]

>>15762247
Hell nah. A euromutt

 15762257[Quote]>>15762269

>>15762169 (OP)
I don't have much questions since I don't want to datamine you, but I just hope you're okay, 'teen.
Stay well, outlive commiepedotroons by a mile.

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>>15762233
>DR SOYSTEIN DER GLOWIES MADE A SPLINTER IN MI HEART FUGGEN JARDEE

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>>15762218
r u getting tired of insane people geg

 15762280[Quote]>>15762289

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WHAT DID YOU DO BRO…

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>>15762274
Not that. The pay is kinda shit. But it's getting tiresome to deal with the violent kind.

 15762289[Quote]>>15763067

>>15762280
Well some bacteria inside of my body called jardees made some fucking splinter inside my heart and started to convert bloodcells into brimstone leading to my heart saying it's over and pressing the Total Body Death button. Leading to the heart being a slf and cutting all contact with my body leading to sharp pain due to the edge of the brimstone.

 15762293[Quote]

when i was in the hospital after trying to -ACK! they would never replace my sheets or let me get up to go take a shower so i started smelling like wet dog

 15762304[Quote]>>15762311

>>15762232
i tried doing it with an entire bottle of cns depressants

 15762311[Quote]>>15762319

>>15762304
That doesn't sound healthy

 15762319[Quote]>>15762332

>>15762311
yeah, i couldn't stay awake for more than fifteen minutes and could barely move

 15762320[Quote]

'gated

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>>15762319
i'm genuinely confused how it didn't kill me considering i almost shut down my entire cns

 15762335[Quote]

God bless you to recovery

 15762336[Quote]

anyways good night dr. soystein, God bless you and happy easter

 15762340[Quote]>>15762350

>>15762218
>getting on the bald man with glasses website to interact with insane people after a long shift of interacting with insane people IRL

 15762350[Quote]>>15762357

>>15762340
vvhere is the giga

 15762353[Quote]>>15762361

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>Currently in the hospital. I had such of a clitty leakage that my heart decided to be a slf. So ask me anything o algo. Funny how I went from treating AutistsGods at a asylum to being treated at a hospital for heart problems. Pic to prove it.
>ID'S activated because I said so okay?

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>>15762350
here
>getting on the bald man with glasses website to interact with insane people after a long shift of interacting with insane people IRL

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>>15762353
Whats embarrassing about this

 15762368[Quote]>>15762380

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>>>15762353 (You)
>Whats embarrassing about this

 15762380[Quote]

>>15762368
How did I moralfag I just pointed out an issue in your soyquote

 15762384[Quote]>>15762787

>>15762169 (OP)
Are you the same phono that made a thread about you working in an mental asylum

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GeoGODS find out what hospital room this nusoi is in so we can order him a paid pizza

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>>15762815
Let me enjoy breakfast first.

 15762819[Quote]>>15762881

>>15762815
It is a mutt hospital

 15762822[Quote]

get better, chudcel

 15762824[Quote]>>15762877

>>15762169 (OP)
>clipboard png
How are you all this retarded? He’s posting with PC file names, xe obviously isn’t in the hospital

 15762877[Quote]>>15763800

>>15762824
I'm on phone. Just click on a image select copy image and it works like on PC. It's a simple tip o algo.

 15762879[Quote]>>15762900

>>15762169 (OP)
Going to die award

 15762881[Quote]>>15762914

>>15762819
Its located in Lesotho Maseru in the Okuganda Ovuvyvycye roud, how could you tell?

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>>15762879
Die? No. Not be able to workout the same I do? Yes and that's the most annoying part

 15762914[Quote]>>15762919

>>15762881
Its in PST (utc - 8) as seen by the time in the screenshot im guessing in California

 15762919[Quote]>>15762938

>>15762914
Wrong. Its 8:41am here.

 15762938[Quote]>>15762947

>>15762919
Britbong?

 15762947[Quote]

>>15762938
Thank god no. They would instead offer me assisted suicide. It's the Nordics.

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>Currently in the hospital. I had such of a clitty leakage that my heart decided to be a slf. So ask me anything o algo. Funny how I went from treating AutistsGods at a asylum to being treated at a hospital for heart problems. Pic to prove it.
>ID'S activated because I said so okay?

 15763000[Quote]>>15763015>>15763016>>15763023

Literally I was woken up by a 10/10 sisa. I thought an angel woke me up. But yes it was one. She came to ask me for my blood test, blood pressure tests and then gave me some medication

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>>15763000
Literally everyone else in the block is either a oldfag who will die soon. Im the only 'teen

 15763016[Quote]>>15763043

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>>15763000
Awesome
>Sisa doe

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>>15763000
Ask for her number, you can blame the overconfidence on the meds/being tired

 15763029[Quote]>>15763037>>15763054

Jokes aside hope you're ok OP

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 15763034[Quote]>>15763045

How old are you nigguh

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>>15763016
I would had gladly given her my sperm test results. Oh Fauci what a sisa.

 15763044[Quote]>>15763050

>>15763023
But I'm already taken.

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>>15763034
Old enough to use the Sharty geeg

 15763050[Quote]>>15763060

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>>15763044
OYYYYYYYYY WHY DID I TELL YOU TO GO FOR THAT SISA THEN
OYYY I TOLD SOMEONE TO CHEAT NOOOOO
DOGGG TOESSSSS

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>>15763029
Actually I'm 'acking. Fucking glowies made my a fuggen jardee splinter in my heart making me almost 'ack. But on a serious note probably okay. Still waiting for a doctor

 15763060[Quote]>>15763069

>>15763050
Come on take your meds. Its just a joke. I swear I would gladly just touch that piece of ass. But I'll just keep it as a fantasy. I already have some waiting for me

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>>15762289
Informative soybabble. This is what started the loss of my papaw due to his pacemaker so best of luck to you

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>>15763060
>Come on take your meds. Its just a joke. I swear I would gladly just touch that piece of ass. But I'll just keep it as a fantasy. I already have some waiting for me
<
You can't do that…

 15763071[Quote]>>15763081

How old are you that clittyleaking almosts -acks you

 15763081[Quote]

>>15763071
Actually it's because I'm a quite sportive guy

 15763087[Quote]>>15763092

>>15763069
When I said waiting for me. When I get out. My sisa gf already has some for me.

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>>15763087
Ah, nevermind then.

 15763102[Quote]>>15763112

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are you ok chuddy? Sounds like you need to brush your teeth more often

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>>15763102
My heart tried to 'ack

 15763181[Quote]>>15763187>>15763303

Fuck this one sisa nurse made me almost blow up. Please Fauci let me get one chance. Just one thing. It won't be bad I swear

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>>15763181
IM TELLING EVERYONE ON THE BOORU

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>>15763181
YOU HAVE A SISA GF DON'T DO IT NATE

 15763327[Quote]>>15763329

Ai generated image dni, how could you tell?

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>>15763327
Sentient?…

 15763654[Quote]

>>15763303
Pussy is pussy.

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yo body so troony it ack iself o algo

 15763660[Quote]>>15763672

>>15763303
Listen me and my gf haven't done anything yet. Just would want some relief

 15763672[Quote]>>15763680

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>>15763660
Still…
Resist duh temptations…

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>>15763672
Goddamn. Fine. I've been extra freaky recently

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>>15763680
wassup Dr.soystein, glad you seem to be doing alright now, good enough to post on the bald man glasses website. What did you have for breakfast? im trans btw

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>>15763694
fuck this nameroll

 15763734[Quote]>>15763785

>>15763680
Good… I am happy that you've made the right choice.

 15763737[Quote]

>>15763694
raped by unsentient nameroll

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>>15763694
Geeeg 'aped by nameroll. But I ate some porridge with berries. Some rye bread with cheese and ham. Then for lunch some chicken parm with potatoes

 15763785[Quote]>>15763795

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>>15763734
Listen man. You don't get to encounter a quite beautiful sisa with some amazing warn hands just touch your body. My god I was ready to explode.

 15763795[Quote]>>15763802

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>>15763785
YOU ALREADY HAVE A SISA, DON'T GET TOO GREEDY, 'TEEN!

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>>15762877
WTF it actually works?
I swear I previously attempted to paste copied images with pasting in the comment box.

 15763802[Quote]>>15763803

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>>15763795
I wouldn't mind two wives if possible. But on a serious note on this blessed Easter day. God please grant me the ability to remain steadfast and avoid adultery

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>>15763802
Amen, brother…

 15763806[Quote]>>15763807

Btw, are you still feeling pain, OP?

 15763807[Quote]

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>>15763806
No. But a silent pain. But no longer a stabbing and 'ack causing pain. Only possible after taking a quite massive amount of meds. They even gave me morphine

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 15763818[Quote]>>15763823

can you ask them some fentanyl

 15763823[Quote]

>>15763818
What the fucl?

 15763857[Quote]>>15763874

Also considering that one post, are you genuinely contemplating to leave your job at the soysylum or are you just kind of pissed off?

 15763874[Quote]>>15763886>>15763936

>>15763857
New work awaits me.

 15763886[Quote]>>15763887

>>15763874
So you already have a plan?

 15763887[Quote]

>>15763886
Well yeah. Can't do this work for an another year. Things are getting expensive

 15763894[Quote]>>15763932

I mean like, do you already know at what new place you'll be working at

 15763932[Quote]

>>15763894
Yes. It Confidential

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>>15763874
scotGOD here, op, please dont eat too much fried foods. this is how you die. if you come to scotland, and you take a bite for a deepfried mars bar- you WILL have heart palpitations and you WILL die.
britbongs want to see you get stabbed not die of a preventable heart attck that only WE can tough out.

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>>15763936
English as final language

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>>15763936
>deepfried mars bar
Does it taste good?

 15764269[Quote]>>15764291

Fuck sakes the pain is back. Its horrible

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>>15763936
After you collapse from the heart attack, a gang of stray roving teens will egg you and then vape on your corpse while high

 15764291[Quote]>>15764348

>>15764269
M O R P H I N E
ask for painkillahs

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>>15764291
meds, this is real life not your shitslop media dni



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