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FW: Paint a Street

there is an ongoing website where you can submit pixel art and vote on it.

it will then be painted on a street in sf for homeless people to shoot fent on.

https://paintastreet.com/

we could push a gem of our choosing up to the top if we work together o algo.

the current top pictures are mostly tranime or some form of gooner shit like boykisser and pride flags.
there have been a few brave 'teens trying gem it up but they got downvoted by the mountain of troons seemingly inhabiting the site.

there is limited cuckflare protection on the site so this might limit our efforts but it is still worth trying.
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ITT we gigaquote Newfag quotes from the 'ki template

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Template:Newfag&action=edit

>muh sherdee culchur
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Who is this guy?
He looks like Nobita from Doraemon
>
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We should raid Questden again, I tested with 'nata and they STILL haven't patched the spam glitch KEK, we can gem it up again
>Link: questden.org
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we call this funny humour in eritrea
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sex =/= gender
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Fucking Bewfags
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Whatever happened to stinky bra girl?
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FACT: total foid death

thread theme: save evropa agarthan evro beat remix o algo award
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im thirsty
what should i drink?
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My troon bibisii Somali bvll just 'acked. Who the fuck is going to jackhammer 'ape my white anus now?
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>have your April fools prank be last minute and just be an unfunny UI change
<Have your April fools prank be a day late and get your website exposed for being run by a lolicord
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Why do you people always say "kill all foids'

Dont you want to have little chud babies?
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New Bimmy

'jak xim
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sex = gender
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ITT we post gemmy videos
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am i a sisa
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>I am a real man!
<YWNBARM
^YWNBARM
>ACK…
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people called this coal back in kuz era
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>mom and le dad… jews are… le baaayad…DURRRRRRRRRRR
ugh *yawn* coffee

why do tiny white pecker cuckold retard chuds lack all awareness? What if you parents become more radical than you when you le redpill them and decide to murder you and commit suicide because they see you as a worthless cuckold failure subhuman with shit genes who can't breed LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
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>Bro she used the N word with a hard ER… she's deff using it on regular bases that's not okay
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what should i eat to maintain a low calorie diet?
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>is the sharty really gonna die in 3 day because I'm a xitter fag
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So what are we going to do when the sharty shuts down on April 7th or something
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QUOOOOTE
TURN EVERY NAMEROLL INTO FINGERBOY
DO IT! I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
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Put this in your user css to hide the new forced nigger meme by jannies

.replies > div[style*="position: fixed"][style*="bottom: 20px"][style*="right: 20px"] {
display: none !important;
}
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where is the male g-spot?
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Do you change your pants every day? I do that every few days.
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JBC (Janny Bureau of Coal) is forcing memes again…
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Cameron mogs whoever this nigger is
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>tiny white pecker cuckold retard LOL!
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Marge I just woke up what is going on
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New ‘toss
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>trusted ips get mpa now
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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nophonophobia

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is the sharty really going to die in 3 days ?

i have a feeling its because of xittergrants like me, because i was one of the few people who got sucked into the soysphere because of things like CobsonTALKS and twitter……. if that is the case then i'm really sorry because im part of the problem….
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There is a nigger on my screen
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The Sharty Stands With Thomas Rousseau
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>stomping on a spiky enemy instead of using hammer during or initiating an combat in mario + luigi superstar saga
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>goodnight my sweet prince
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hello 'eens i just broke into some shitbox in dubai over VNC xx.xxx.xxx.xxx:5901 password 123456
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>you're anti-semetic, Israel spreads Antisemitism to make life for Jews outside of Israel unsafe so they'll flee to Israel where the Zionist government can feed them hate and genocidal rhetoric. You can't be anti Zionist and anti semitic, they're entirely functionally incompatible.
>You're a tool for the Zionists you claim to hate, in fact the Zionist government are mostly Hitler simps who blame Arabians for the Holocaust.
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, how could you tell?
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I just wake up and went to /soy/ only to this find this guy. What's happening?
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So the joke of the intelligent young man thing is just that he's black?
Wow that's not funny, it's just racist and mean spirited
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Nuthread with IDs
'OXX this VOREFAG FURPEDO on twitch
There is quite a bit of info so it is 100% possible to 'oxx xim
https://www.twitch.tv/marcecatfish
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enlist, cuckoldgoy.
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https://www.tribune242.com/obituaries/2013/jun/17/rapeson-jules/
>daughter: Rapesonique Jules
RAPESONIQUA EXISTS
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>being a flying head
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>Hey Nate, I got us some pizza
<PIZZA? AS IN 'P?!? KILL YOURSELF YOU OFFSITER COMMIEPEDOTROON 'CORD SPLINTER FAILTROLL BRANIGGER KIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE A GODDAMN WOMAN YOU HEAR ME
>Nate I was just getting us some pizza to be nice, why the fuck are you thinking about 'p
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'kigods help us with this page o algo

https://soyjakwiki.org/Intelligent_young_man
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>saging your own thread
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Do you guys get annoyed when IG niggers are chuddy? I saw them making fun of le liberals while using Smiling Friends gifs (troon show).

Is this the right wing equivalent of mulletjaks?
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Anyone else getting funky on this friday night
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>being productive in life
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Is my cat a gem?
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>hiding stars of davids in tranny flags blended into the color so it's only noticable if they look close enough
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Is the liam rosen /fit/ guide on 4cuck worth it?
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>intelligient onkly
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reminder btw
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can you guys reply to this thread it would make me feel better
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GUYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE.

there's a new meme.

ask me fucking anything about this new meme o algo
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The reason people can't agree on if looks matter or not in terms of women is because it genuinely varies. The problem though is that even though there are multiple kinds of women, they see that fact as an excuse. You must be 1/1 with their ideal dream partner or they won't bother with you. While in the past people would settle for the most ideal person in their local area, the rise of the internet means people no longer feel that need. Luckily for some, lol people often grow up to find each other attractive, but if you don't have that luxury you're completely fucked and unwanted.
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i want to make a song about a mentally ill self hating black girl nazi that is like this at 8:37 but with more eurobeat influence to get at the chudcels. how should i go about this?
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My First Jak

What resources do you guys use to make jaks? i want to make one were it is a seethejak and a calmjak in the front seat of a car and the seethejak is driving and the calmjak is in the passenger seat. i found the ones i wanna use on the 'booru but what photoshop software do you guys use, any free ones?
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new minecraft update
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ITT: old sharty screencaps. I'll start.
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Baited Averibaldi
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post aryan beasts
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>Channel name is LiveLoveLaugh507
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>gooning to p
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what is going on why are people forcing this man
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ITT we study the beginnings of gigapostint

So the first instance of someone sharing Ernest Khalimov to the public was on Reddit, r/bodybuilding by on oct 15 2017 by a user we will never know the name of because he deleted his account. Then a reddit immigrant on 4chan’s /r9k/ saw the post and then shared the sleekntears instagram to the board, he posted it again on /fit/.

Both boards were so fucking shocked at Ernest’s physique and face that they literally made him a meme for quoting anything they liked. They eventually gave him the nickname "gigachad".
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If this thread reaches 500 replies, Quote has to commpletely ban any Christian heresy and blasphemy on Holy Week and Christmas

>Be a servant of the lord quote
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is Quote a good admin?
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Young Intelligent Man

ITT: WE DOX YOUNG INTELLIGENT MAN FOR MAKING ME LEAK
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>wow…. take me back to the good old days…. (joined 1 month ago)
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Don't call them niggers babe. Call them intelligient young men
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>making grilled cheese with wonder bread and kraft singles
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Life is hard for black women

Men do not like us. Dating is almost impossible, even if we try to date our own men. I have never been asked out. I have never had a boyfriend. I have never been kissed, never been cuddled by a man, and obviously never had sex. Men have put their hands on me, but only to make fun of my looks behind my back. We also struggle to make friends and get jobs. Nobody really wants to be around me because I don't follow the latest trends. I wish I could survive being alone but humans are social creatures. Many jobs judge you based off your appearance. If you're hideous, they'll make excuses on why they didn't hire you.

There is nothing else to say.
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Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)

Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims

(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)

Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))

links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky
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vlodson thread

>vlodson
you WILL make this the most saged thread
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I actually love black women though
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Behold—

Look at this
Intelligient
Young Man!

PRODUCED BY THE VITAPHONE CORP.

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Should quote make an intelligent young man theme
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is gemini not working for anyone else i keep getting this error
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Can blak people even be smart?

Who's the black and smart guy and what is his relation the the 'arty mane?
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>
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fuck this shit site

INTELLIGENCE LEVEL

050MAX
HI-FIDELITY"Look at this Intelligient Young Man!"
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ITT WE POST 'CADO GEMMIES
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>making a grilled cheese in the microwave to own da nusois
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>*hmm can I get a Israel McDonald meal with extra cheese and Soylent. Also put the fries on the mcbuger before serving the mcburger with the sauce on the side or something like that*
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https://www.twitch.tv/marcecatfish
'OXX 'APE 'ILL
THIS VOREFAG FURPEDO NIGGER USES THE SAME USERNAME FOR EVERYTHING
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>HUAAAAHHHHH!!?!? YOU MEAN A DOCTORS SAW MY….P-P-PENIS!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOCTOSSSSS
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who is this young intelligent man
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actually this slopjak is false since i do not look like this neither does my hubby
>
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Why do we hate niggers again?
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FUCK THIS SHIT SITE
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RETARDED OLD WOMAN

Observation:

LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN!

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★ SUPER RARE ★

SERIES 1: INTELLIGIENT

Look at this
Young Man!

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>I am more intelligent than the Intelligent Young Man
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gems
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LVL 99 SAGE

STRANGER

"Look at this Intelligient Young Man!"
HP: 255/255MP: ∞/∞
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Redpill me on the intelligent young man
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test
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ITT; WE PQST TRANS GEMS
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Special Report

Look at this Intelligient Young Man!

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LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT COINSLOT!

Look at this

Intelligient
Young Man!

NOW PLAYING: "THE BRAINIEST FELLOW" -- ARTIST: UNKNOWN -- KEY: C MAJOR --
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LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN! ★★★

INTEL-GOTCHI

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"Look at this"

Intelligient Young Man!

APRIL 2026-A
★ KODACHROME
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fuck this shit site

soyjaks will be banned forever starting now
fuck you
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HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
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HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
HE'S WATCHING
>
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Channel 7 Broadcast:

LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN!

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?
Intelligent.jpg
_
X
Young Man

Look at this

Intelligient Young Man!

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>300 pph with insane admin spam on a multi timezone
JUST SHUT IT DOWN AT THIS POINT
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old gegerald
>
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

Last seen being absolutely brilliant.

LOOK AT THIS

INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN!


INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN
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>Teresa Jennings if she had a failed music project

>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
KILL YOURSELF TRANNY FAGGOT POOJEET JANNY NIGGER YWNBAW YOU DO IT FOR FREE
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I like Black Nerdy Men

>no homo
They're less threatening. I am not afraid of light skinned negroidals
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What in the actual fuck is going on with the log today
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THE 'KI HAS NO APPROVAL SYSTEM NOW
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https://old.reddit.com/r/tf_irl/comments/1sbkk92/tfirl/
how do goyim get this autistically obsessed with fetish shit
>
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what the fuck is happening to /soy/
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Extremely sinister vibes tonight boyos, my spine is legit tingling fr fr
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LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN!
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★ ★
INTELLIGIENT!!
LOOK AT THIS
YOUNG MAN!
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>Teresa Jennings if she had a failed music project

>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
why so dead
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You were the one i ker
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quote ban anyone who views the site with a monitor under the resolution of 4k
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>Teresa Jennings if she had a failed music project

>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
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>Teresa Jennings if she had a failed music project

>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
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test
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Class: Sapien

INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN

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Biometric Sig

BIOMETRIC CONFIRMED:

LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN!

STATUS: ACTIVE // FEED: LIVE
POS: 34.7N 118.2W
ArrayArray1
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INTELLIGIENT ALERT // LIVE
STATUS: ENLIGHTENED
Intelligient Subject
78°F
SEVERE BRIGHTNESS
TUE: 82°
☀️
WED: 77°
🌤️
THU: 65°
🌧️
BREAKING

LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN! (hdtv feed-5) // LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN! //

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MODE: SGNL_RCV● LIVE

Subject Analysis:

LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN!

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>Teresa Jennings if she had a failed music project

>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
deadest nigger of a board kek
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>catty wiping your own board just to show off and test CSS that only you and your admin cabal can use
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>Teresa Jennings wanted to compose soundtracks for the commercial film industry, and her project was due midnight. So she went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "Scarface", and put "Start Your Day With A Song" over it, which was a part of her series of 5th grade choir music for elementary schools to use. She didn't have time to install editing software to crop it to the stage, and she couldn't export the video since she didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. She submitted her project to Warner Brothers, and she failed, SPECTACULARLY. She was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Plank Road Publishing knew about her failiure. So she went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. She bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Teresa Jennings then brought the computer back home, and turned on her computer, she realized that it wasn't working. She found out that she forgot to plug it in. Jennings then found copious amounts of child pornography on her neighbor's computer. She confronted her neighbor, which was a man in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Jennings not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. She took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Jennings house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Jennings woke up, she found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. She then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Jenning's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on Youtube.
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SLIDE NO. 22449-X

"Look at this
Intelligient
Young Man!"

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IQ
!
A+
?

LOOK AT THIS

INTELLIGIENT!

PUSH
PUSH
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BROADCASTING INTELLIGENCE...

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Intellect-o-Meter

DANGER: MAX CAPACITY

Look at this Intelligient Young Man!
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'jak him
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though
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Project: Intelligence

Observation #1:

LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN!

A+
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Hot Single, Young Intelligent Men in your Area!
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Look at this

INTELLIGIENT!

Young Man

FREE!
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LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN!
ArrayArray1
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clop clop clop
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NEW!

Did you know?

Look at this Intelligient Young Man!

[x]
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Look at this

Intelligient Young Man!

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I hate this Intelligient young man.
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TTD IS STARTING SOON
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Today's Selection

"A choice of distinction"

Look at this

Intelligient Young Man!

PRICE:Priceless
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post thumbnail memes ITT they make me geg
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The Intelligient One

Circa 2024, Digital Medium

"Look at this
Intelligient Young Man!"

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LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN!
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ITT WE RAID ACKBOX & GARTIC PHONO
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who the fuck is this nigger what is happening
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>Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.
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>mustard is hiding the star of davids in the young man and wiping his own board to pay off his debt to the esoterica elite
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Look At This Retarded Color Unc
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look at this intelligient young man! • look at this intelligient young man! • Young Man
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LOOK AT THIS INTELLIGIENT YOUNG MAN!

Burst Shape Image
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>Catty wiping your own board
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>Trying to copy the what a young man meme from 4cuck
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quote do a voice reveal and go "oy bruv I'm from da you kay. kier starmer's great in it?"
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Intelligent young man

Look at this intelligient young man!

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>The intelligent young man experience
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hi
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>>intelligent young man!
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Let's play a game /soy/

One of these webms has 'g in it. Pick one.
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>why yes, i am an intelligent young man, how could you tell?
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who is this nigga bro 😭😭😭😭
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>intelligent young man!
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/TADC/ Post Pomni Gems

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So much bait nowadays on the sharty
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marge
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Oh no someone save him! or something
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marge
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It escaped.
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Who is this????????
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Look at this intelligent young man!
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who is this
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Look at this intelligient young man!
Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man! Look at this intelligient young man!
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I am an intelligent young man and graphic design is my passion
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WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS THIS NIGGER NERD, how could you tell?
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WHY IS THERE A NIGGER ON MY SCREEN!!!
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In what year will we first be able to AI generate video games without human interference?
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I don't want to look at this intelligient young man…
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Hes back im trans btw
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>Being an intelligent young man
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Xes gone!
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hey guys
i think i mightve found a arg or some really weird website that was encrypted in base64, what should i do
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Who tf is this intelligent young man
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Who the niggie on the catty

?
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Have you ever tried sucking your own dick?
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Soycords are still a thing? I thought we left them in '24.
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>My intro: bigger, better, and uncut!
>Since I've been here for a bit now, I suppose I should make a much more detailed introduction of me
<
>Hi, I'm star :3 I'm 18, 19 in 3 days and I'm a bi fag with male preference!
>my favorite foods are ahi tuna, salmon, fries, and potato chips (specifically ruffles)
>WOKE WARNING I have audhd, dyslexic dysgraphia, depression, selective food intake disorder, and medical ptsd. This officially makes me the most retarded user on wpd and wpl
>I'm a fan of ongzelling (of course) South Park, cookie run, Kevin Spencer, Vocaloid and lots of other stuff that I can't remember at the moment
>I have an ulcer in my small intestine and can't get surgery to remove it: iv's and needles are my worst enemy.
>I collect figures, plushies, Shopkins, monster high dolls, lalaloopsy, my little pony (g3 + g4) and probably much more.. long story short I like spending money on childish things
<
>Okay, that's all you need to know about me!
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I accidentally said the nigger word while undercover In a shitcord server infront of 6 people and no one noticed, is this proof that god is real?
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>putting an image of the black nerd for 20 seconds
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>This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
>Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
>https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
>Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
>https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
>Soybooru:
>https://soybooru.com/booru
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>Buddy, i’ve known my bull since kindergarten. He is a very strong man who could beat you up so dont even dare say a word on him.
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kys Mustard
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Hypnosis fetish troontuber is appropriating our culture

ITT WE RAID XER STREAM (CURRENTLY LIVE) AND POTENTIALLY 'OX IF ANYONE FEELS LIKE IT
GEM UP THE LIVE CHAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6unILv68QtU

'tube and 'itch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6unILv68QtU
https://www.twitch.tv/porkeydorkey
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How come sharty has never done that many raids or investigations on vrchat? That place is basically a hub for a pedophiles and groomers that lurk on underage cacas.
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ITT we try and make poopson
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>i AM the science.
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cobson gem factory

make gems with cobson
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FurARYAN website
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quote please update my ip or something, I moved out of my dorm so it changed
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Delhi is the aryan capital of the world
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When are we gonna do an actual gemmy raid doe
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any barqs fans up at this hour?
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upon reflection, that girl really fucked my shit up
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BBC Sport reported
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its one of those nights
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What if indians have cannons filled with poopoo and they are aiming it at the west
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>not being able to post on the restricted thread you made
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do niggers fly with their ears yes or noThe answer is no.The premise of your question is based on a nonsensical and offensive trope. Human beings, regardless of race, do not have the biological capability to fly, with or without their ears.While the phrase "Niggas & Flies" appears as a song title by the rap group Geto Boys, it is a metaphorical social commentary and does not refer to literal flight or biological anomalies.If you're interested in learning more about the history or impact of certain terms, would you like to explore how language evolves over time?2 sitesNiggas and Flies - song and lyrics by Geto Boys - SpotifyRecommended based on this song * Geto FantasyGeto Boys. * Your Ass Got TookScarface. * Blind Leading the BlindGeto Boys. It Ain'tG…SpotifyGeto Boys - Niggas & FliesSep 20, 2007 — so how the fuck niggas coming together to take the first. step when every nigga ask yourself motherfucking fly motherfucking fly t…YouTube·Mississippi Hip Hop3:11but can they do they fly ivve seen it………………\No, they do not. Human beings of any race do not have the biological anatomy to fly, with or without their ears.While you may have seen depictions of "ear wings" or flying humans in various media, these are purely fictional. Here are a few reasons why you might feel you've "seen" this:Fiction and Animation: Characters like Dumbo (an elephant) or certain fantasy creatures are often depicted using oversized Ear Wings for flight.Psychedelic or Surreal Art: Posters from the 1960s, such as those by artist Lee Conklin, famously featured "Flying Ears" or human bodies with ears for wings.Slang and Internet Culture: The term "airplane ears" is a common internet meme used to describe cats or dogs when they flatten their ears to the side, making them look like plane wings.Folklore: Some legends, like the Iroquois Flying Head, describe mythical beings with wings on the sides of their heads where ears would be.In the real world, human ears are made of soft cartilage and skin designed for hearing, not for generating lift or propulsion.Was there a specific video, movie, or drawing you saw that made you think this was real?7 sitesWhat Are The Flying Heads In Iroquois Folklore? - Icy SedgwickMay 18, 2017 — These heads “personify the head glares with red eyes and stringy hair streams from its scalp. The jaw hinges open to reveal rows o…Icy SedgwickEar Wings - TV TropesThose ears don't just mundanely grant keen hearing: they can somehow flap, and are strong enough to actually give the power of Fli…TV TropesDumbo - WikipediaThe main character is Jumbo Jr., an elephant who is ridiculed for his oversized ears and mockingly nicknamed "Dumbo", but in fact …WikipediaShow allone just flew over my houseWhile it might seem like you saw something unusual, humans cannot fly with their ears. Biologically, the human ear is made of soft cartilage and is not large, strong, or rigid enough to act as a wing or generate lift.If you truly saw something flying over your house, it was likely one of the following:A Large Bird or Bat: Large birds like herons, owls, or vultures can sometimes appear as dark, humanoid shapes in low light. Some bats have very prominent ears that might look like "wings" on the side of their heads as they fly.A Drone: Modern Drones come in many shapes and sizes. Some are designed with unconventional frames or lights that can look strange from the ground, especially at night or at a distance.Optical Illusion: Distance and lighting can play tricks on the eyes. An object like a Mylar Balloon or even a plastic bag caught in a thermal updraft can appear to "flap" or move like a living creature.Military or Specialty Aircraft: Some low-flying aircraft or Helicopters can have unusual silhouettes that might be misidentified in the dark.In various world cultures, there are legends of "flying heads" that use ears as wings—such as the Chonchon in Mapuche mythology or the Flying Head in Iroquois folklore—but these are mythical spirits, not real people.Can you describe the color, size, or any sounds the object made to help figure out what it actually was?
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How does one get access to these threads?
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Yes. I am Aryan. How can you tell?
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>Chinese
<scientists unveil
^glowing Avatar-like
vplants that could light cities without electricity
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Artemis II, if you receive this message, could you please nuke saturn while you're up there? Please? I'm tired of ts
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First person to get "Hunky Twink Sex Machine" chooses who should be US president.
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>The Quiet Sadness of Mario Galaxy
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/Manime/

ITT: We post and Discuss aryanime
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>hmmmm why are soyjak’s has no hair and also where greass it hmmm idk
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# Soywouhjacks
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is there a part of the brain only dedicated to naming and recognizing different soyjak variants?
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>be me
>open thread, wall of soyjaks
>every reply same face, louder caption
>OP says something mid
>instant meltdown in jpeg form
>one soyjak pointing at another soyjak
>argument escalates visually
>nobody typing anymore
>make my own
>slightly bigger mouth than theirs
>post it
>get "BASED" spam
>feel nothing
>scroll
>same joke 40 times
>still getting replies
>realize thread is self-sustaining
>soyjaks feeding soyjaks
>close tab
>afterimage still there
>mfw
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>i used to hate soylent, but my bull told me "don’t quit, spend some time suffering and you’ll become the cuck master for the rest of your life, you can’t get at the top by staying at your comfort zone all the time"
>It changed my life, not only am i the cuck master, but i am the soylent triumvirate epic soylord. I thank my bull every time.
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bbw quoting will never catch on
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>oh my science dude did you see Mr game and watch in the super mario galaxy movie!
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Soyteens I’m suffering with a large issue
Ever since I started using this website, anything morally wrong doesn’t feel morally wrong.
Like if I said in my head “I won’t kill someone” it feels like I’m just saying it.
Anything I do is also blocked by my brains inconfidence, I t hink I can’t do anything mentally.
Ever since I joined this website I can’t think straight
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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