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I challenge you to a soyduel!
I challenge you to a soyduel!
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>
/tfd/ - Total Furry Death
ITT WE POST TOTAL FURNIGGER DEATH GEMMIES>
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how (((Soyteens))) feel after unironically calling the most degenerate filthy disgusting commiepedotroon troonslop imaginable "christpilled"
how (((Soyteens))) feel after unironically calling the most degenerate filthy disgusting commiepedotroon troonslop imaginable "christpilled"
R: 4 / I: 2
Fag hate thread
>
Fag hate thread
>
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Have you ever drawn gooner material (like actually put effort so you can goon to it)
>EEHHH!! I VINISHED MEIN MASTERPIECE! 2 CUTE COUPLES HAVING SEX! OH OH OH I CAN'T WAIT TO CROP IT ON XITTER AND POST IT TO MY FANS AND POST IT ON PATREON! YOU VILL SUBSCRIBE TO IT FOR MY PORN!
Have you ever drawn gooner material (like actually put effort so you can goon to it)
>EEHHH!! I VINISHED MEIN MASTERPIECE! 2 CUTE COUPLES HAVING SEX! OH OH OH I CAN'T WAIT TO CROP IT ON XITTER AND POST IT TO MY FANS AND POST IT ON PATREON! YOU VILL SUBSCRIBE TO IT FOR MY PORN!
R: 12 / I: 8
itt we post gigas killing themselves
itt we post gigas killing themselves
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Why do the most SNCA threads get the most reppies and the SECA threads are always DNB?
Why do the most SNCA threads get the most reppies and the SECA threads are always DNB?
R: 1 / I: 0
Baited Averibaldi
Baited Averibaldi
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Human body is such a soyjak
>You're not drinking enough water! You will experience dizziness, fatigue, headache and dry mouth! And your pee is very yellow!
>You're drinking too much water! You will experience nausea, fatigue, headache and frequent urination! And your pee is very clear! though
Human body is such a soyjak
>You're not drinking enough water! You will experience dizziness, fatigue, headache and dry mouth! And your pee is very yellow!
>You're drinking too much water! You will experience nausea, fatigue, headache and frequent urination! And your pee is very clear! though
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Type "Quote ##" in the subject field
Type "Quote ##" in the subject field
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(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)
This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)
Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))
links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky
Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)
Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)
This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)
Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))
links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky
R: 9 / I: 2
I have spent the last 24 hours (excluding bathroom breaks) on the sharty. I think I am not well.
I have spent the last 24 hours (excluding bathroom breaks) on the sharty. I think I am not well.
R: 11 / I: 0
Xitter is even more unusable than usual (a feat in of itself)
Recommend avoiding.
Xitter is even more unusable than usual (a feat in of itself)
Recommend avoiding.
R: 2 / I: 1
I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING BANNED FROM THE SHARTY FOR POSTING ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT I THINK QUOTE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED IF THIS WAS FROOT ERA OR DOLL I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BANNED LITERALL.T READ WHAT I JUST FUCKIGN SAID NWO IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SOYJAK BULLSHIT IM ACTUALLY SPERGING OUT YOU FAGGOTS NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKIGN FUNNY YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKIGN KILL EVERY GO
I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING BANNED FROM THE SHARTY FOR POSTING ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT I THINK QUOTE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SHOT AND KILLED IF THIS WAS FROOT ERA OR DOLL I WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BANNED LITERALL.T READ WHAT I JUST FUCKIGN SAID NWO IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SOYJAK BULLSHIT IM ACTUALLY SPERGING OUT YOU FAGGOTS NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKIGN FUNNY YOU ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING DISCORD YOU FUCKIGN KILL EVERY GO
R: 9 / I: 3
im trans btw
im trans btw
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KIWIFARMS IS THE REASON WHY SHARTY IS DYING. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING. WE DO NOT CARE. WE DO NOT MIND. AND WE DO NOT HAVE RIVALS. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ANTI-LOLCOW GOSSIP WEBSITE. SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO NULL, YOUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR. OR PERISH FOREVER IN YOUR SO-CALLED "NIGGERHELL." YOU SOYJAKFAGS HAVE BEEN LITTERING THE INTERNET WITH YOUR AUTISTIC SLANG AND TERMINOLOGIES AND INFLUENCES. YOU MAKE GEN-Z SLANG SOUND GOOD IN COMPARISON.
KIWIFARMS IS THE REASON WHY SHARTY IS DYING. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING. WE DO NOT CARE. WE DO NOT MIND. AND WE DO NOT HAVE RIVALS. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ANTI-LOLCOW GOSSIP WEBSITE. SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO NULL, YOUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR. OR PERISH FOREVER IN YOUR SO-CALLED "NIGGERHELL." YOU SOYJAKFAGS HAVE BEEN LITTERING THE INTERNET WITH YOUR AUTISTIC SLANG AND TERMINOLOGIES AND INFLUENCES. YOU MAKE GEN-Z SLANG SOUND GOOD IN COMPARISON.
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Snoot game is won
Snoot game is won
R: 4 / I: 0
Which ideology is more anti-NAS?
Which ideology is more anti-NAS?
R: 4 / I: 1
Why is there no April fools event this year?
Why is there no April fools event this year?
R: 2 / I: 1
>My wife is an independent woman who can do whatever she wants
>My wife is an independent woman who can do whatever she wants
R: 5 / I: 4
Coally reddit meme thread
Coally reddit meme thread
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If Jews are so smart why are they destroying the west if its the only thing stopping chinks, shitskins and slavniggers from raping everything
If Jews are so smart why are they destroying the west if its the only thing stopping chinks, shitskins and slavniggers from raping everything
R: 6 / I: 2
>intergerty check failed
NOOOOOOOOOO
>intergerty check failed
NOOOOOOOOOO
R: 5 / I: 0
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giga him
giga him
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>when the bull is neurodivergent
>when the bull is neurodivergent
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>never trying sproke IRL
>never trying sproke IRL
R: 1 / I: 1
Toroidal propellers will always be reddit
>
Toroidal propellers will always be reddit
>
R: 5 / I: 1
Why are my posts being deleted? Stop doing that
Why are my posts being deleted? Stop doing that
R: 12 / I: 6
Why do the most SNCA threads get the most reppies and the SECA threads are always DNB?
Why do the most SNCA threads get the most reppies and the SECA threads are always DNB?
R: 2 / I: 2
hunky appreciation thread
send your favourite hunkies
R: 4 / I: 3
> test
> test
R: 12 / I: 3
How do I stop scrolling the sharty and do my homework? I literally can't study for more than 3 minutes before I come back to /soy/ (jannies I am 18 don't 'nish me)
How do I stop scrolling the sharty and do my homework? I literally can't study for more than 3 minutes before I come back to /soy/ (jannies I am 18 don't 'nish me)
R: 17 / I: 2
My driving test is in 10 minutes, wish me luck teens. I will update if i passed or not.
My driving test is in 10 minutes, wish me luck teens. I will update if i passed or not.
R: 101 / I: 62
brimstone thread
>IAS tax
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new 'toss
>first panel, Caine's wand
R: 3 / I: 0
Ohnono, nuswas what is this
https://www.instagram.com/nuswastudents/
R: 1 / I: 1
>sweet home alabama
>sweet home alabama
R: 5 / I: 1
>include_juce_graphics_Sheenbidi.c
Do you prefer the sharty or the Sheenbidi?
Is this shit Sheenbidi cares about?
>include_juce_graphics_Sheenbidi.c
Do you prefer the sharty or the Sheenbidi?
Is this shit Sheenbidi cares about?
R: 75 / I: 55
No one is going to save the website.
Why wait for a good admin to come in to bring "gemmy times" when WE can create the gemmy times?
There's too many 'teens crying instead of gegging
CREATE THE GEMS YOU WISH TO SEE
IT'S NEVER OVER
Hoperald
After my month off of the soysphere I have come to a conclusion.No one is going to save the website.
Why wait for a good admin to come in to bring "gemmy times" when WE can create the gemmy times?
There's too many 'teens crying instead of gegging
CREATE THE GEMS YOU WISH TO SEE
IT'S NEVER OVER
R: 2 / I: 0
Can somebaldi find the wiki article that prophecised how admins will “try to move away from soyjaks” near the end of the sharty?
Can somebaldi find the wiki article that prophecised how admins will “try to move away from soyjaks” near the end of the sharty?
R: 11 / I: 3
I'm literally working on a video titled "HISTORY OF SOYJAK.PARTY (2020-2025)" which will literally kill the party with normalgroids flooding the site
I'm literally working on a video titled "HISTORY OF SOYJAK.PARTY (2020-2025)" which will literally kill the party with normalgroids flooding the site
R: 19 / I: 6
Does this exist or is it an urban legend?
Does this exist or is it an urban legend?
R: 12 / I: 7
tamad
tamad
R: 0 / I: 0
>We are the Sharty.
>We are Soyteens.
>We do not Forgive the fuggen Jardee.
>We do not Forget the fuggen Jardee.
>EXPECT US!
>We are the Sharty.
>We are Soyteens.
>We do not Forgive the fuggen Jardee.
>We do not Forget the fuggen Jardee.
>EXPECT US!
R: 10 / I: 1
I'm on windows 10 iot LTSC ask me anything
I'm on windows 10 iot LTSC ask me anything
R: 1 / I: 1
>When your girlfriend locks you in a pink chastity cage and lets her bvll fuck you in the ass with his 9 inch bibisi until your slitty starts leaking.
>When your girlfriend locks you in a pink chastity cage and lets her bvll fuck you in the ass with his 9 inch bibisi until your slitty starts leaking.
R: 156 / I: 45
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 83 / I: 33
>aryanime won
>aryanime won
R: 6 / I: 1
l guess you can say this movie has more SAUCE than the super Mario galaxy movie <:'D
l guess you can say this movie has more SAUCE than the super Mario galaxy movie <:'D
R: 7 / I: 2
why do trannies constantly reaffirm themselves that they are a woman, like calling themselves silly girls and shit
why do trannies constantly reaffirm themselves that they are a woman, like calling themselves silly girls and shit
R: 4 / I: 0
Would you survive the BiBiSi Spade infection
>Image
Would you survive the BiBiSi Spade infection
>Image
R: 0 / I: 0
>Why Goy Story 5 Will Change The Franchise Forever
>Why Goy Story 5 Will Change The Franchise Forever
R: 23 / I: 10
I had this weird dream about sharty
I had this weird fucking dream last night where soyjakparty added a new /bat/ tab for bat people, not furfags or cosplayers, real life, anthropomorphic bat people, and they were very racist and closed off from the rest of the boards, purely sticking to their own board and rarely posting on the others, where they would talk about bat-stuff and bat-politics and they would constantly shit on humans calling them "Higgers" or "Hukes" (human kikes) and so in retaliation anytime a bat person would post on any other board they would be bombarded with this image
R: 10 / I: 0
You're so smart? What happens after you die? idiot
You're so smart? What happens after you die? idiot
R: 17 / I: 8
>Liminal spaces aren't scary, Im a big girl and Im not scared of piss soaked eerie office spaces that stretch into infinity, I don't understand the complexity of the setting. And I won't be having vietnam flashbacks when I visit liminal spaces that could do great in serious liminal space fandom
>Liminal spaces aren't scary, Im a big girl and Im not scared of piss soaked eerie office spaces that stretch into infinity, I don't understand the complexity of the setting. And I won't be having vietnam flashbacks when I visit liminal spaces that could do great in serious liminal space fandom
R: 40 / I: 11
<2021
>SOOT IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /B/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2022
>KUZ IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /RAID/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2023
>DOLL IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /BP/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2024
>FROOT IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /INCEL/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2025
>QUOTE IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /NATE/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
Do you ever tire of this?
<2021
>SOOT IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /B/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2022
>KUZ IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /RAID/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2023
>DOLL IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /BP/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2024
>FROOT IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /INCEL/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2025
>QUOTE IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /NATE/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
Do you ever tire of this?
R: 22 / I: 1
What if it is not the Jews?
I know it sounds crazy but let's try it as some kind of thought experiment.
What if it is not the Jews?
I know it sounds crazy but let's try it as some kind of thought experiment.
R: 4 / I: 2
The only way to stop the babyjak 'p is to draw babyjak without beard
The only way to stop the babyjak 'p is to draw babyjak without beard
R: 4 / I: 0
>troons and faggots in military larp group
Might as well join the rebellion faction
>troons and faggots in military larp group
Might as well join the rebellion faction
R: 3 / I: 1
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when will it return?
when will it return?
R: 2 / I: 1
Why do I keep laughing uncontrollably when I am sleep deprived
Why do I keep laughing uncontrollably when I am sleep deprived
R: 3 / I: 3
>fluorescent lighting is le scary bro
>fluorescent lighting is le scary bro
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>when she sees your twp
>when she sees your twp
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Please help me trim my butt.
Please help me trim my butt.
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
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@NUSOI ALL GENDER INCLUSIVE PEOPLE STICK TOGETHER… FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 10 ALL GENDER INCLUSIVE PEOPLE AND SEE HOW MANY TIMES U GET IT BACK.. 100% ALL GENDER INCLUSIVE PEOPLE RESPECT
@NUSOI ALL GENDER INCLUSIVE PEOPLE STICK TOGETHER… FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 10 ALL GENDER INCLUSIVE PEOPLE AND SEE HOW MANY TIMES U GET IT BACK.. 100% ALL GENDER INCLUSIVE PEOPLE RESPECT
R: 8 / I: 4
THIS IS NOT /r9k/ THIS IS /soy/ STOP VENTING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS NOBODY CARES
THIS IS NOT /r9k/ THIS IS /soy/ STOP VENTING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS NOBODY CARES
R: 6 / I: 2
>gooning to todays dailyjak
>gooning to todays dailyjak
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>alright, here's the htsm nexbot, pretty funny, following me around, let's-
<
>alright, here's the htsm nexbot, pretty funny, following me around, let's-
<
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WJOIjakoWDIAKDOWIAKD BAN THIS WOAIDJASDKJYLFKJXLCKJSDFUAJSFDUSOAJF FUCKING JARDEE QUOTE BAN THIS)))~~~-~ 
R: 4 / I: 0
>foid adds me
>She's a chud, extremely racist, and white
>notices I'm not white but is okay talking with me
>wants me to go meet up with her and be her bf
<REDDIT SPACE
>another foid adds me
>turns out shes a lonely pooner not on T yet
>she has bpd, autism, ocd and is white
>does not even look that bad for a girl and is skinny
>wants me to go to her country and fuck her brains out when I get the chance and be her bf
<REDDIT SPACE
>foid adds me
>don't talk to her much but she's started randomly posting pictures of herself after adding me
>she's posting about the things we talked about
>also white
You know, I couldn't even have a gf due to my job but now even if I was able to, I don't know if I want one because picking one of them would leave the others out and it makes me feel bad.
>foid adds me
>She's a chud, extremely racist, and white
>notices I'm not white but is okay talking with me
>wants me to go meet up with her and be her bf
<REDDIT SPACE
>another foid adds me
>turns out shes a lonely pooner not on T yet
>she has bpd, autism, ocd and is white
>does not even look that bad for a girl and is skinny
>wants me to go to her country and fuck her brains out when I get the chance and be her bf
<REDDIT SPACE
>foid adds me
>don't talk to her much but she's started randomly posting pictures of herself after adding me
>she's posting about the things we talked about
>also white
You know, I couldn't even have a gf due to my job but now even if I was able to, I don't know if I want one because picking one of them would leave the others out and it makes me feel bad.
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I go from being vehemently antisemitic to remembering that most antisemites are insufferable clittycel retards and that goyim are subhuman so i begin defending Jews
I go from being vehemently antisemitic to remembering that most antisemites are insufferable clittycel retards and that goyim are subhuman so i begin defending Jews
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soyjaks
soyjaks
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>HUAAAAGHHHHH THE FUGGEN FERDEEEE
>HUAAAAGHHHHH THE FUGGEN FERDEEEE
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ITT we fundraise me for a new pc becouse mine is from 2007. i dont knw how to send money though.
ITT we fundraise me for a new pc becouse mine is from 2007. i dont knw how to send money though.
R: 18 / I: 4
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…hi
…hi
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Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
R: 3 / I: 1
My theory was that yesterday was a first look into nusoi. I personally hated it because the page layout had many bugs and many features were missing, including the rule page, which I couldn't even find.
My theory was that yesterday was a first look into nusoi. I personally hated it because the page layout had many bugs and many features were missing, including the rule page, which I couldn't even find.
R: 6 / I: 3
Truthnuke. Democrats are the real nazis.
Truthnuke. Democrats are the real nazis.
R: 6 / I: 1
paper sex
paper sex
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>When the carbon-neutral bull gifts you an xbox gamerino
>When the carbon-neutral bull gifts you an xbox gamerino
R: 6 / I: 3
What background are you guys using right now?
What background are you guys using right now?
R: 3 / I: 1
I really wish I were normal, I meet normal well adjusted people and I feel really envious. I enjoy their conversation and personability I just wish I could contribute more, I'm practically non-verbal
I really wish I were normal, I meet normal well adjusted people and I feel really envious. I enjoy their conversation and personability I just wish I could contribute more, I'm practically non-verbal
R: 11 / I: 5
SISA on the 'log
SISA on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
I really wish I were normal, I meet normal well adjusted people and I feel really envious. I enjoy their conversation and personability I just wish I could contribute more, I'm practically non-verbal
I really wish I were normal, I meet normal well adjusted people and I feel really envious. I enjoy their conversation and personability I just wish I could contribute more, I'm practically non-verbal
R: 6 / I: 3
In a alternate universe…
We'd be the biggest kid friendly, LGBTQ+ safe, account based site in the world
In a alternate universe…
We'd be the biggest kid friendly, LGBTQ+ safe, account based site in the world
R: 2 / I: 1
I haven't slept tonight as I stayed up scrolling the shorty and now I feel dizzy.
I haven't slept tonight as I stayed up scrolling the shorty and now I feel dizzy.
R: 8 / I: 4
>evil.soyjak.st/nas/catalog.html
>/nas/ - No Soyjaks
>NASjaks
>evil.soyjak.st/nas/catalog.html
>/nas/ - No Soyjaks
>NASjaks
R: 31 / I: 8
Reposting this trvkevlar intercontinental ballistic missile
Reposting this trvkevlar intercontinental ballistic missile
R: 2 / I: 0
I want to have the sex with the woman
I want to have the sex with the woman
R: 14 / I: 3
foids do not feel empathy, and they do not feel any guilt or remorse when they cheat on you, they think cheating on you makes her more attractive to you.
God designed foids solely to cuck you to increase male suffering on earth because being forced to live on earth wasn't unbearable enough as it is.
foids do not feel empathy, and they do not feel any guilt or remorse when they cheat on you, they think cheating on you makes her more attractive to you.
God designed foids solely to cuck you to increase male suffering on earth because being forced to live on earth wasn't unbearable enough as it is.
R: 2 / I: 0
Kill all of the BPD normgroid offsiters who come here to complain about their relationship or sex life problems
Kill all of the BPD normgroid offsiters who come here to complain about their relationship or sex life problems
R: 0 / I: 0
>can I beat fo3 as nophono
>can I beat fo3 as nophono
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
would you like to have sex with miss circle?
would you like to have sex with miss circle?
R: 0 / I: 0
hm..
hm..
R: 3 / I: 0
new toss
new toss
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I feel like foids only fuck me so they can use me as a sex machine, i don't like being used.
I feel like foids only fuck me so they can use me as a sex machine, i don't like being used.
R: 3 / I: 2
Pepe Sylvia, Pepe Sylvia, I look in the 'log, this whole box is Pepe Silvia!
Pepe Sylvia, Pepe Sylvia, I look in the 'log, this whole box is Pepe Silvia!
R: 5 / I: 1
fox on the 'log
fox on the 'log
R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck niggers
Fuck niggers
R: 7 / I: 4
>So let me clarify, I can say whatever the fuck I want as long as I use an arrow?
>So let me clarify, I can say whatever the fuck I want as long as I use an arrow?
R: 12 / I: 2
The main problem with the shitty.clitty is it never actually had a chance to make a community. It's idea is perfect, execution could do with some work but isn't too bad, yet that lack of community is suffocating.
What I mean is, take old sharty for example, that's all people from /qa/, pre-/qa/ sharty (that year between the sharty's creation and /qa/'s foreclosure) was incredibly different from post-/qa/ sharty. This wasn't bad originally because /qa/ soy culture by itself was great for a website, and it was relatively easily to migrate with the lack of rulecucking (for better or worse). Then after the splintered age, most of the numigrants came from SNCA.party websites and xitter, and a lot of soy culture became counterfeit, I'm not saying that from a puritan or elitist perspective but that's literally how they acted, counterfeit. Soytok then accelerated this downfall, with retards thinking posting random reaction videos is hilarious.
So this is why there's no community, the sharty is to 4chan what america is to england, they abandoned the culture that made it (mostly for the better, 4cuck culture is horrible) and then numerous migrants from across the internet brought their cultures, making a melting-pot like "culture" irrespective of what /qa/ actually was, meaning soy culture atleast for the last 2-3 years has been counterfeit, a fake, because most people don't actually understand soy culture and they never will, because they haven't seen what made it.
The main problem with the shitty.clitty is it never actually had a chance to make a community. It's idea is perfect, execution could do with some work but isn't too bad, yet that lack of community is suffocating.
What I mean is, take old sharty for example, that's all people from /qa/, pre-/qa/ sharty (that year between the sharty's creation and /qa/'s foreclosure) was incredibly different from post-/qa/ sharty. This wasn't bad originally because /qa/ soy culture by itself was great for a website, and it was relatively easily to migrate with the lack of rulecucking (for better or worse). Then after the splintered age, most of the numigrants came from SNCA.party websites and xitter, and a lot of soy culture became counterfeit, I'm not saying that from a puritan or elitist perspective but that's literally how they acted, counterfeit. Soytok then accelerated this downfall, with retards thinking posting random reaction videos is hilarious.
So this is why there's no community, the sharty is to 4chan what america is to england, they abandoned the culture that made it (mostly for the better, 4cuck culture is horrible) and then numerous migrants from across the internet brought their cultures, making a melting-pot like "culture" irrespective of what /qa/ actually was, meaning soy culture atleast for the last 2-3 years has been counterfeit, a fake, because most people don't actually understand soy culture and they never will, because they haven't seen what made it.
R: 8 / I: 0
I don't feel like calling people niggers tonight
just give me suggestions of what other stupid things can I do
>
I don't feel like calling people niggers tonight
just give me suggestions of what other stupid things can I do
>
R: 7 / I: 3
Once a nusoi on IRC said to me
>You destroy the 'log, you ruin soyculture and imageboards as a whole, you even ruined the 'ru. All with your shitty bait you post for your own amusement and personal gain.
But I don't post bait, can someone explain why this IRCbrap was so upset?
Once a nusoi on IRC said to me
>You destroy the 'log, you ruin soyculture and imageboards as a whole, you even ruined the 'ru. All with your shitty bait you post for your own amusement and personal gain.
But I don't post bait, can someone explain why this IRCbrap was so upset?
R: 7 / I: 0
how come all of these financially successful foids aren't all becoming mommies to unemployed NEETs?
hypergamy is real. foids love having one night stands the most. women would rather give birth to a son so they can mutilate his genitalia (circumcision, because foids are the israel's bestest goycattle), and mentally/emotionally abuse it so it grows up gay and weak.
how come all of these financially successful foids aren't all becoming mommies to unemployed NEETs?
hypergamy is real. foids love having one night stands the most. women would rather give birth to a son so they can mutilate his genitalia (circumcision, because foids are the israel's bestest goycattle), and mentally/emotionally abuse it so it grows up gay and weak.
R: 3 / I: 0
>jesus is such a woke cuck, he should've never given those shitskins such as yourself free bread and fish, totally not based and christpilled
>which is why i am firm believer of judeo-paganism, because 4choppers said it was LE GOOD or something. have fun with your five loaves and two fish while i have five chicken fillets and two big macs cuck.
>jesus is such a woke cuck, he should've never given those shitskins such as yourself free bread and fish, totally not based and christpilled
>which is why i am firm believer of judeo-paganism, because 4choppers said it was LE GOOD or something. have fun with your five loaves and two fish while i have five chicken fillets and two big macs cuck.
R: 2 / I: 1
>'log posting about furfags, bait and snca for the 1000th time
>'log posting about furfags, bait and snca for the 1000th time
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get
get
R: 32 / I: 8
total foid death on the 'og
total foid death on the 'og
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
'toss
R: 2 / I: 1
Apparently the site was up yesterday
Apparently the site was up yesterday
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>OH MY HECKIN GOTH MOMMY MILKER FEMBOY THUNDER THIGHS THIS IS GOING IN R/ANIMEMEMES
>OH MY HECKIN GOTH MOMMY MILKER FEMBOY THUNDER THIGHS THIS IS GOING IN R/ANIMEMEMES
R: 0 / I: 0
nu 'toss
>Why do you believe in a god who understands accountability?
R: 39 / I: 2
how do i stop this foid from ruining my life?
I had a short relationship with a jewish girl at uni, we had sexual contact and I got to toucher boobs but we didn't have any actual sex. A month after we ended things, she's accusing me of sexual assault. I'm currently going through a title 9 process now.
R: 10 / I: 2
What if the soylent companies sue us for ruining their reputation
What if the soylent companies sue us for ruining their reputation
R: 8 / I: 2
i forgot the password to my booru account
i think im banned anyways because i used a vpn once
R: 3 / I: 1
Most gay porn is consumed or produced (if it is drawn) by foids
Most gay porn is consumed or produced (if it is drawn) by foids
R: 4 / I: 1
this cat is so chill
this cat is so chill
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>
>
R: 3 / I: 2
Did Logan Vaughn Cooper win?
Did Logan Vaughn Cooper win?
R: 61 / I: 47
>tfw you realize deltarune would've been banned under the soviet regime
>tfw you realize deltarune would've been banned under the soviet regime
R: 4 / I: 0
she's so hot
she's so hot
R: 0 / I: 0
nu 'zero
nu 'zero
R: 4 / I: 2
remember to stay positive
it will get your farther ahead than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
remember to stay positive
it will get your farther ahead than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
R: 43 / I: 10
I got banned for 12 hours today
I got banned for 12 hours today
R: 0 / I: 0
this image is funny o algo
this image is funny o algo
R: 3 / I: 2
>foid becomes new xbox boss
>foid is also a pajeet
>the company immediately starts turning into a dnb
>greed consumes them and people don't like them anymore
>the actual xbox console also turns into a dnb
>nu 'toss
also this is SECA because i said so
>foid becomes new xbox boss
>foid is also a pajeet
>the company immediately starts turning into a dnb
>greed consumes them and people don't like them anymore
>the actual xbox console also turns into a dnb
>nu 'toss
also this is SECA because i said so
R: 1 / I: 1
Playing KSP because your trans girlfriend is busy with your BVLL
Playing KSP because your trans girlfriend is busy with your BVLL
R: 38 / I: 9
Male 20s
I've seen foids my age don't know how to cook, clean or do the laundry. All they do is put makeup and go after chads or attention whore on instagram or tiktok all day. Not to mention the mental illness they have from having no father figure in life.
Society often tells men that they need women but I don't get it what's the point?
inb4
>muh children
Not planning to have any until I'm in my 30s.
>heckin lonely
I have friends and I do actually like being lonely
>sex
I have a low sex drive and am not into genitals anyway.
Male 20s
I've seen foids my age don't know how to cook, clean or do the laundry. All they do is put makeup and go after chads or attention whore on instagram or tiktok all day. Not to mention the mental illness they have from having no father figure in life.
Society often tells men that they need women but I don't get it what's the point?
inb4
>muh children
Not planning to have any until I'm in my 30s.
>heckin lonely
I have friends and I do actually like being lonely
>sex
I have a low sex drive and am not into genitals anyway.
R: 1 / I: 1
why is every lolipedo either from east/southeast asia or south america? is life in those countries that shit to the point where they have to become pedophiles? does living in a shithole make you a pedo?
why is every lolipedo either from east/southeast asia or south america? is life in those countries that shit to the point where they have to become pedophiles? does living in a shithole make you a pedo?
R: 0 / I: 0
I fuck blak males
I fuck blak males
R: 20 / I: 2
imagine if we watched the goddamn george liquor program
imagine if we watched the goddamn george liquor program
R: 6 / I: 4
I fuck dudes
I fuck dudes
R: 15 / I: 5
R: 2 / I: 1
>im… im… im a chudcel pissbaby and i need my orthodox chanting phonk remix
>im… im… im a chudcel pissbaby and i need my orthodox chanting phonk remix
R: 5 / I: 0
why do people give natejaks the worst names ever? do they not know nate higgers is a play on hate niggers?
dan bykes is okay, ban dykes, but all the other ones are dumb… "james"? "irvin"? "jake"? "sean"? "frank"? nigga what slur begins with a j?
make it something like "chuck finks" or "fred shaggots" o algo
why do people give natejaks the worst names ever? do they not know nate higgers is a play on hate niggers?
dan bykes is okay, ban dykes, but all the other ones are dumb… "james"? "irvin"? "jake"? "sean"? "frank"? nigga what slur begins with a j?
make it something like "chuck finks" or "fred shaggots" o algo
R: 2 / I: 0
nuvariant
nuvariant
R: 0 / I: 0
Andrew Tate is peak goyslop.
While Tate presents himself as an "antidote" to a weak society, many critics—particularly within the same subcultures that coined the term—view him as just another form of "mental slop." And they’re not wrong.
Here is why:
1. Mass-Produced "Content Farm" Marketing
Tate’s rise was fueled by a "pyramid-style" marketing scheme (Hustlers University). Thousands of affiliates were incentivized to flood social media with short, repetitive, and sensationalist clips. To a critic, this isn't "truth"—it’s a digital content farm designed to saturate your feed, making it the definition of brain-rot slop. Or in other words, goyslop. How is he any different than Reddit-tier wisdom about atheism?
2. Formulaic and Repetitive Rhetoric
Tate’s message is highly standardized. He uses a specific set of "triggers"—cars, cigars, "escaping the matrix," and hyper-masculinity—that are designed to provoke an emotional reaction rather than encourage deep thinking. Because the content is so predictable and "pre-packaged," it is viewed as a low-quality product fed to an audience looking for a quick fix.
3. The "Matrix" Paradox
Tate frequently talks about "escaping the Matrix," yet he is deeply embedded in the attention economy. By encouraging followers to spend hours watching his clips and engaging in "engagement farming," he isn't helping men escape the system. He is just providing a different, more "macho" version of the same distracting entertainment that keeps them tethered to their screens.
4. Performance vs. Reality
In the "goyslop" framework, anything that prioritizes image and consumption over genuine substance is considered slop.
The flashy, materialistic, and ultimately hollow and insubstantive nature of Tate’s lifestyle—the Bugattis and luxury villas—as a form of "aspiration slop" that sells a shallow, consumerist dream to young men under the guise of "traditional values.
Andrew Tate is peak goyslop.
While Tate presents himself as an "antidote" to a weak society, many critics—particularly within the same subcultures that coined the term—view him as just another form of "mental slop." And they’re not wrong.
Here is why:
1. Mass-Produced "Content Farm" Marketing
Tate’s rise was fueled by a "pyramid-style" marketing scheme (Hustlers University). Thousands of affiliates were incentivized to flood social media with short, repetitive, and sensationalist clips. To a critic, this isn't "truth"—it’s a digital content farm designed to saturate your feed, making it the definition of brain-rot slop. Or in other words, goyslop. How is he any different than Reddit-tier wisdom about atheism?
2. Formulaic and Repetitive Rhetoric
Tate’s message is highly standardized. He uses a specific set of "triggers"—cars, cigars, "escaping the matrix," and hyper-masculinity—that are designed to provoke an emotional reaction rather than encourage deep thinking. Because the content is so predictable and "pre-packaged," it is viewed as a low-quality product fed to an audience looking for a quick fix.
3. The "Matrix" Paradox
Tate frequently talks about "escaping the Matrix," yet he is deeply embedded in the attention economy. By encouraging followers to spend hours watching his clips and engaging in "engagement farming," he isn't helping men escape the system. He is just providing a different, more "macho" version of the same distracting entertainment that keeps them tethered to their screens.
4. Performance vs. Reality
In the "goyslop" framework, anything that prioritizes image and consumption over genuine substance is considered slop.
The flashy, materialistic, and ultimately hollow and insubstantive nature of Tate’s lifestyle—the Bugattis and luxury villas—as a form of "aspiration slop" that sells a shallow, consumerist dream to young men under the guise of "traditional values.
R: 10 / I: 4
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, mario! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy P?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyyy
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? Well, I guess that ragin''rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
>HERE! BOING!
>AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, mario! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy P?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyyy
>I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
>S-S-S-So, what do you think? Well, I guess that ragin''rection in your pants answers THAT question! >HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, CHUD! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
R: 16 / I: 8
Fox on the 'log (not a furnigger fox but an actual fox)
Fox on the 'log (not a furnigger fox but an actual fox)
R: 6 / I: 1
ITT we post other 'O
ITT we post other 'O
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I liked when this was one of the first threads after the site shut down for a few hours
I liked when this was one of the first threads after the site shut down for a few hours
R: 1 / I: 0
throwback to kareemposting
throwback to kareemposting
R: 2 / I: 0
Mario fans when super Mario galaxy movie bombs at the box office meanwhile pizza movie does pizzillon dollars
Mario fans when super Mario galaxy movie bombs at the box office meanwhile pizza movie does pizzillon dollars
R: 1 / I: 0
>
>
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this show is funnier than all of the humour posted here
this show is funnier than all of the humour posted here
R: 6 / I: 1
>Nigga thats NUTS
>Nigga thats NUTS
R: 3 / I: 1
>make the big Mac big again
>make the big Mac big again
R: 3 / I: 2
Those furfags posting that fox reminds me of lady maga (The troon)
Those furfags posting that fox reminds me of lady maga (The troon)
R: 7 / I: 2
Would you rather be a wigger (White Nigger) or the fantastical nhite (Negro White)?
Would you rather be a wigger (White Nigger) or the fantastical nhite (Negro White)?
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT: we post trans affirming gems
ITT: we post trans affirming gems
R: 0 / I: 0
Jannies can you please remove the hasban of troonella jackhammering xer dick? thank you
Jannies can you please remove the hasban of troonella jackhammering xer dick? thank you
R: 7 / I: 1
Jeets aren't asian
Jeets aren't asian
R: 2 / I: 0
'zager on the 'log
'zager on the 'log
R: 1 / I: 1
Why is this bord so inactive and only shit baits get attention
Why is this bord so inactive and only shit baits get attention
R: 2 / I: 0
test
test
R: 547 / I: 253
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 4 / I: 0
>yes I spam furries how could you tell?
>yes I spam furries how could you tell?
R: 5 / I: 1
Quote just a reminder, your website hasn’t locked this yet
Quote just a reminder, your website hasn’t locked this yet
R: 1 / I: 0
I was deep in red pill stuff 10+ years ago and all it took was meeting this jewish SISA whos behavior did not align with the ideology and responded negatively to red pill practices and positively to "beta" behaviours to completely reset my brain and free me. though
I was deep in red pill stuff 10+ years ago and all it took was meeting this jewish SISA whos behavior did not align with the ideology and responded negatively to red pill practices and positively to "beta" behaviours to completely reset my brain and free me. though
R: 16 / I: 5
>sharty admin is an unironic furtranny
4chad won
>sharty admin is an unironic furtranny
4chad won
R: 5 / I: 4
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Is there a beer that taste similar to Sour Monkey tripel by Victory that isn't super high in alcohol content so that I don't get hungover by drinking a 6 pack of them?
Is there a beer that taste similar to Sour Monkey tripel by Victory that isn't super high in alcohol content so that I don't get hungover by drinking a 6 pack of them?
R: 2 / I: 0
What happened to the 'ru? I haven't been active here for a few months
>ARROW!!!!
What happened to the 'ru? I haven't been active here for a few months
>ARROW!!!!
R: 6 / I: 1
love dat pph on europoor mornings
love dat pph on europoor mornings
R: 8 / I: 6
>world war 1 with magic
>world war 1 with magic
R: 6 / I: 0
>jojo le good evendoe they fight with imaginary friends so they literally have no reason to look like bodybuilders and it makes even less sense why they're all suddenly skinny like fashion models whom are gay anal sluts for old rich men.
>jojo le good evendoe they fight with imaginary friends so they literally have no reason to look like bodybuilders and it makes even less sense why they're all suddenly skinny like fashion models whom are gay anal sluts for old rich men.
R: 9 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 0
xbox tf2 VVON btw
xbox tf2 VVON btw
R: 11 / I: 1
Do you have ai video of hornyson saying
>yeah i can goon to dis!
???
Do you have ai video of hornyson saying
>yeah i can goon to dis!
???
R: 3 / I: 0
ITT we make a mass reppie userscript for the boorum
ITT we make a mass reppie userscript for the boorum
R: 31 / I: 8
Is anything known about those who are above Quote. I believe there is something shady going on and Quote is just a puppet designed to keep us entertained. I think soyjak party is secretly owned by a large corporation, and my evidence for that is the apparent obsession of the administration with metrics such as PPH. Also how addictive the website is. There has to be someone above.
Is anything known about those who are above Quote. I believe there is something shady going on and Quote is just a puppet designed to keep us entertained. I think soyjak party is secretly owned by a large corporation, and my evidence for that is the apparent obsession of the administration with metrics such as PPH. Also how addictive the website is. There has to be someone above.
R: 2 / I: 0
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I lost something in the hills
I lost something in the hills
R: 8 / I: 0
>thinmoder girlmoder
How do you balance wanting to be healthy with developing a massive fat fetish?
Ever since I transitioned and my GF started plumping up I've been having more and more sexual thoughts about eating and getting fat and I've starting reading BBW comics and I keep considering doing it, but I've always been thin and am afraid>thinmoder girlmoder
R: 1 / I: 0
>troonslop
<troonsludge
^troonswill
>troonslop
<troonsludge
^troonswill
R: 12 / I: 3
How do I get into looksmaxxing and stop lookling like an ugly chud incel?
R: 4 / I: 1
Act I: The Bitter Lament
The play opens in the public square. Sojackus observes the beautiful Lady Chada weeping after being abandoned by a handsome nobleman. Sojackus delivers a bitter soliloquy, mocking her tears ("Whither have all the goodly gallants fled?"). He laments that she ignored plain-visaged swains like himself, only to be "plucked and cast aside" by lords of peerless countenance. Disillusioned with society and women, Sojackus retreats to his chambers, vulnerable to dark influences
Act I: The Bitter Lament
The play opens in the public square. Sojackus observes the beautiful Lady Chada weeping after being abandoned by a handsome nobleman. Sojackus delivers a bitter soliloquy, mocking her tears ("Whither have all the goodly gallants fled?"). He laments that she ignored plain-visaged swains like himself, only to be "plucked and cast aside" by lords of peerless countenance. Disillusioned with society and women, Sojackus retreats to his chambers, vulnerable to dark influences
R: 9 / I: 4
Women find 99% of men unattractive which makes them ALL lesbians.
total foid death
Women find 99% of men unattractive which makes them ALL lesbians.
total foid death
R: 9 / I: 5
bump
bump
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foids should genuinely just kill themselves if they somehow genuinely become involuntary celibate.
only men can truly suffer. most of us will NEVER EVER have a girlfriend in our entire lives.
total foid death
foids should genuinely just kill themselves if they somehow genuinely become involuntary celibate.
only men can truly suffer. most of us will NEVER EVER have a girlfriend in our entire lives.
total foid death
R: 0 / I: 0
MVSIC THREAD
MVSIC THREAD
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Was that message the only April fool's thing quote did
>
Was that message the only April fool's thing quote did
>
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WE ARE ALL WATCHING THIS
WE ARE ALL WATCHING THIS
R: 1 / I: 0
My bf's wife just found out I was cheating on him.
My bf's wife just found out I was cheating on him.
R: 1 / I: 0
why does quote think larping as a male feminist will get him any foids?
why does quote think larping as a male feminist will get him any foids?
R: 102 / I: 19
yknow why do lefties hate us?
we mostly dox pedos, and arent they the ones always talking about killing them or whatever?
the most we ever did was that whole fiasco with fosgate, and me personally that was kinda fucked up but whatever
yknow why do lefties hate us?
we mostly dox pedos, and arent they the ones always talking about killing them or whatever?
the most we ever did was that whole fiasco with fosgate, and me personally that was kinda fucked up but whatever
R: 7 / I: 1
What percentage of users on the board are ((them))?
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What percentage of users on the board are ((them))?
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R: 20 / I: 4
>foid: where have all le good men gonerino?
she is NOT talking any average looking guys, what she's actually asking is
>where did all of the super hypergamously attractive men who pumped and dumped me before go?
brutal…
>foid: where have all le good men gonerino?
she is NOT talking any average looking guys, what she's actually asking is
>where did all of the super hypergamously attractive men who pumped and dumped me before go?
brutal…
R: 4 / I: 0
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no arrow for the last one because GEEEEEEG ITT we post gegeralds from this site
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no arrow for the last one because GEEEEEEG ITT we post gegeralds from this site
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
R: 549 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 6 / I: 2
send 'cados o algo
send 'cados o algo
R: 37 / I: 13
Gay Sex
Gay Sex
R: 3 / I: 0
>FUGGEN JARTYCUCK BLOCKIN MAH SIGNAL I'M TRYNTA WATCH DA 'P CHANNEL
>FUGGEN JARTYCUCK BLOCKIN MAH SIGNAL I'M TRYNTA WATCH DA 'P CHANNEL
R: 5 / I: 2
new toss
new toss
R: 13 / I: 8
>(((In 1911, the U.S. Supreme Court ordered Standard Oil to be broken up into multiple smaller companies due to antitrust violations.)))
>(((In 1911, the U.S. Supreme Court ordered Standard Oil to be broken up into multiple smaller companies due to antitrust violations.)))
R: 4 / I: 4
STEP FORWARD PRIVATE NUSOI AND SHOW US YOUR WAR FACE!
STEP FORWARD PRIVATE NUSOI AND SHOW US YOUR WAR FACE!
R: 2 / I: 1
No Shower
Day 15: today I did some minor electrical work in a dusty ass building, so I got covered in dust. I'll explain more tomorrow maybe.
R: 4 / I: 1
https://x.com/IrishPatri0t/status/2039330426498523409
HOLY SHIT A BIG XITTER ACCOUNT POSTED A FPE GEM
https://x.com/IrishPatri0t/status/2039330426498523409
HOLY SHIT A BIG XITTER ACCOUNT POSTED A FPE GEM
R: 13 / I: 3
Women of the Sharty, what would you do if you were suddenly teleported into a room full of neutralplier posters, but they all happened to be nude?
Women of the Sharty, what would you do if you were suddenly teleported into a room full of neutralplier posters, but they all happened to be nude?
R: 0 / I: 0
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
R: 7 / I: 4
>ms circle large breasts
>ms circle large breasts
R: 1 / I: 0
Movie thread
Movie thread
R: 2 / I: 0
all frogniggers look like this btw
all frogniggers look like this btw
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 10 / I: 5
:3 thread
:3 thread
R: 2 / I: 1
fractals are sharty culture btw
fractals are sharty culture btw
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we talk about and ‘jak fractals
ITT we talk about and ‘jak fractals
R: 20 / I: 7
I am convinced that soyjak.party was acquired by big tech and is an MKultra-level experimental platform designed to be highly addictive towards a specific demographic. It is no different from tiktok but targeted at chuds instead. It is by far the most addictive website I have ever used in my life.
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I am convinced that soyjak.party was acquired by big tech and is an MKultra-level experimental platform designed to be highly addictive towards a specific demographic. It is no different from tiktok but targeted at chuds instead. It is by far the most addictive website I have ever used in my life.
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R: 10 / I: 0
Is your dad(or another family member) IAS?
R: 4 / I: 3
I am addicted to the sharty. I don't sleep because of it. I don't go outside because of it. I don't study because of it. I don't shower because of it. I don't get out of my bed because of it. I don't clean my room because of it. I don't talk to anyone because of it. I don't think because of it.
I am addicted to the sharty. I don't sleep because of it. I don't go outside because of it. I don't study because of it. I don't shower because of it. I don't get out of my bed because of it. I don't clean my room because of it. I don't talk to anyone because of it. I don't think because of it.
R: 18 / I: 4
Why do we rape niggers?
Why do we rape niggers?
R: 4 / I: 1
I need to go bald
I need to grow a beard
I need to wear glasses
I need to play on my nintendo
I need to go bald
I need to grow a beard
I need to wear glasses
I need to play on my nintendo
R: 3 / I: 1
Are you a virgin?
Are you a virgin?
R: 1 / I: 0
does anyone have the destroyed city accordion player saying im trans btw
does anyone have the destroyed city accordion player saying im trans btw
R: 18 / I: 5
the toss that BTFOs all incel scrotes
the toss that BTFOs all incel scrotes
R: 21 / I: 7
Nusoi here, can someone tell me about the origins of this giga variant
Nusoi here, can someone tell me about the origins of this giga variant
R: 73 / I: 17
How do you pleasure a woman?
How do you pleasure a woman?
R: 13 / I: 6
>chicken jockey or chicken jockey phonk
>chicken jockey or chicken jockey phonk
R: 5 / I: 0
i have yyped yhis out without looking at my phone or with my eyes ipen
i have yyped yhis out without looking at my phone or with my eyes ipen
R: 0 / I: 0
ias
ias
R: 7 / I: 2
Rape aliens from the planet Rape have arrived, and they intend to "turn all European women into sex slaves." Will you fight against these Rape aliens?
Rape aliens from the planet Rape have arrived, and they intend to "turn all European women into sex slaves." Will you fight against these Rape aliens?
R: 2 / I: 0
>meme arrow
this is the guy btw
>meme arrow
this is the guy btw
R: 7 / I: 2
>staying up all night to scroll the sharty
>staying up all night to scroll the sharty
R: 1 / I: 0
>tyrone the drinks at the door of the fridge is mine, the rest is for you, my wife and her son
>tyrone the drinks at the door of the fridge is mine, the rest is for you, my wife and her son
R: 15 / I: 3
Just deleted every thread ama
Just deleted every thread ama
R: 6 / I: 0
Money
How do I larp as a tranny to get freee money?
R: 2 / I: 1
systemd won
systemd won
R: 11 / I: 3
Cobblestone i need milky pls breastfeed me
Cobblestone i need milky pls breastfeed me
R: 1 / I: 1
My wife is non-binary
My wife is non-binary
R: 4 / I: 0
>top 10 discontinued goyslops you might remember from your childhood
>number 10: cheeseniggers
>top 10 discontinued goyslops you might remember from your childhood
>number 10: cheeseniggers
R: 0 / I: 0
>Time travelling back to the 1930s and tossing FDR into the Hudson River
>Time travelling back to the 1930s and tossing FDR into the Hudson River
R: 3 / I: 3
>stardust
>stardust
R: 18 / I: 7
This is what society looks like
>chink cok tho wv nvt gook ve ave whvie jve lik u’v
R: 4 / I: 2
>i'm trans btw
>i'm trans btw
R: 2 / I: 0
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
>Something went wrong. Please try again later.
R: 5 / I: 3
the scissor cuck is you
the scissor cuck is you
R: 31 / I: 15
>Seething shitskin. We ameriaryans are the most athletic people on earth. We stay healthy 'cuz our gubbermint subsidizes all of the kosher food and DIETYchow or something. Name one time you won a super bowl or however we name our nation's sports tournaments after food
<Why dont you americans play regular futbol instead, like vve do in germany? Vve dont even have american football here
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>Seething shitskin. We ameriaryans are the most athletic people on earth. We stay healthy 'cuz our gubbermint subsidizes all of the kosher food and DIETYchow or something. Name one time you won a super bowl or however we name our nation's sports tournaments after food
<Why dont you americans play regular futbol instead, like vve do in germany? Vve dont even have american football here
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R: 11 / I: 1
I'm pregnant
I'm pregnant
R: 7 / I: 0
i resemble this in some sort of way
i resemble this in some sort of way
R: 1 / I: 0
Are you a gigger?
Are you a gigger?
R: 3 / I: 4
https://www.seca.com/
https://www.seca.com/
R: 6 / I: 2
Got some beers got a spliff lets flipping go boys tonights gonna be good
Got some beers got a spliff lets flipping go boys tonights gonna be good
R: 2 / I: 0
Why are there so many anime posts here all of a sudden
Why are there so many anime posts here all of a sudden
R: 0 / I: 0
>JSID
^JKIU (Just Keep It Up)
>JSID
^JKIU (Just Keep It Up)
R: 15 / I: 1
>What a fucking nusoi
>What a fucking nusoi
R: 3 / I: 1
>yea I like racemixing I just don't like the part where they reproduce
>yea I like racemixing I just don't like the part where they reproduce
R: 9 / I: 4
Happy birthday to you 'jakker
Happy birthay
Happy birthday to you 'jakker
Happy birthay
R: 3 / I: 1
Ben Garrison I don't get
Ben Garrison I don't get
R: 1 / I: 1
/soy/ is DNB now. JSID
/soy/ is DNB now. JSID
R: 3 / I: 2
>You have reached the hourly thread limit. Please wait for a while before making another one.
>You have reached the hourly thread limit. Please wait for a while before making another one.
R: 406 / I: 301
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
R: 181 / I: 86
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 485 / I: 196
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 146 / I: 43
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 123 / I: 22
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 538 / I: 109
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 414 / I: 69
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 81 / I: 14
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)
previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 801 / I: 353
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.