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You can stealthily fuck anybody on your couch while your wife or parent is making dinner 4 meters away from you.
To add to this, you can stealthily fuck someone in a crowded train or bus with people LITERALLY standing or sitting right next to you
There is only one hotel that has a swimming pool
THE swimming pool is not a hotel, but a famous studio called Hanazono Room. Well known film director Ichikawa Kon once lived there.
There are many known people took a photo there. there was once a Gravure/Model that took a photo there posted on her instagram and the comments were asking if she was doing an AV.
There is a magical stop watch and you can use it to freeze time and start doing perverted justice.
There is only 1 female employee in an office department and every male colleagues get their turn to creampie.
Female teacher in a all male delinquent class and performing live sex education.
Lastly you must never allow yr female half to go into a Japan trailer because they will come out hair messy and look shag 😆
if you’re a well stacked Japanese girl, you will not enter society, but keep yourself only to be in JAV. That’s why we don’t spot them irl.
if you have to get something done with your boss, your wife is the solution.
somehow, girly barely understandable giggly talks make your cock hard.
being a fat ugly middle age dude with a firm grip makes it that any girl will squirt on you.
To your first point. I read an article about 3 years ago translated from Japanese to English that said if a woman has big tits she will be approached by talent agents to do gravure/nude modeling or porn. He jokingly said that’s why you don’t see women with big tits working an office job lol
handsome guys are not always the privilege to fuck JAV actress.
That’s a good one tbh
The older and uglier you are the more chance you get in nailing pretty chicks.
if you work in convenience store you always accompanied by pretty chicks that are longing to be banged by you.
No means yes!
You can come 3 or more times in a span of 30 mins
You always gets to travel with your hot colleague and somehow shared a hotel room together...
Someone please continue this list..
6. I havent found it yet, but: there is a bus driving around every City where you can have orgies in public.
7. You are able to molest anyone in the train without getting caught
Father in laws are better in the sack than the husbands and don’t borrow money from gangsters
There's only one black guy in Japan, he's well hung and has fucked half the population.
And he teaches english. There are no other types of english teachers
• Your local swimming pool is only ever used by one other beautiful girl who doesn’t really know how to swim.
• Your friend’s hot and busty mom will always want to give you a rimjob in the bath tub.
• You can make a girl squirt everywhere on busy public transport and no one will notice.
If you miss the last train home with your colleague, you're fucked
A Mother-in-law is usually hotter, sexier than the girl you married. Husbands sleep soundly at night and is not bothered by loud moaning or loud sloppy, wet sounds.
When you and your hot wife move into a new neighborhood you have to watch out for the group of young rascals running around bc they may end up tricking your wife into a gang banging your wife
You gotta keep an eye on your nerdy virgin nephew visiting your home on family vacation bc if he begs or asks enough times your wife will let him see her tits, ass and vagina for an up close and personal anatomy lesson
Your neighborhood homeowners association that’s composed of all men will allow only one open spot for a woman and that woman will be your wife. She’ll start off hating going to the meetings but will eventually always want to go and spend her time there and you won’t know why 😵💫
The Women are screaming while recieving like they are suffering. Because of that is the best way to watch Mute
Agreed. I’ve yet to find a JAV actress who is can listen to comfortably.
When you touch a woman indecently rather than a slap and arrests, you get to fuck her.
28 years olds can pretend to be a school girl with terrible voices and bad acting and nobody bats an eye
In Japan, the only foreign men are black
When it rains and you happening be waiting for a bus at a bus stop there is always a hit looking female all soaked and she also happen to wear see through shirts.
Also, if there's a hot female team manager(s), they have to let the entire sports team get on them so they can win some tournament or something.
Invisibility is real super powers Cock can just appear magically out of random holes
The student will somehow be friends with his bully and even hang in your house and somehow the student will trust the bully enough to confess that he's in love with his mom/sister which is the green light the bully needs to steal her away.
It is perfectly okay to let your wife pretend to be your best friend's fake girlfriend.
If you bet your colleague can stay alone with your wife for 3 hours without doing anything, your wife will be cream pied to hell.
If your wife goes to a school alumni association, there's a 100% chance her ex will be there and will take her away.
Rumors about Japanese men having small penises are true
Excellent thread, thanks chaps.
If you're somehow getting groped on a train, you can go all the way and get absolutely fucked but god forbid let out a little scream and disturb your fellow passengers
Don't take your wife to ANY work retreat
if you become a successful baseball player...dont bring your wife to your hometown.
if your wife wants a photographer to take pics of her might as well leave her
you can harass your assistant and eventually she will fall in love with you.
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You have to fuck your female boss