Straight boyfriends only want two things for their birthdays: a threesome or a sword.
Only the sword ones are keepers, you want a guy who’s asking for something that could kill someone, not something that’ll ruin your relationship.
A lot of you are new so I just wanted to say welcome!
One of my favorite acts of service is tossing their towel in the dryer while they’re in the shower, so they step out to a warm one.