being in a rich persons house is so stressful like why am I struggling to find the trash
stupid eli
stupid eli
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120bpm is also in the range that is the ideal compression rate for CPR so you could use any of these songs to save a life
i just call them my nieces cause what are they gonna do about it
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she’s too excited about this, heartbreak incoming
The greatest makeout session that has ever been had for sure happened in that crowd
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Legendary moment when the Goo Goo Dolls performed “Iris” Live In Buffalo in 2004.
It started raining and the show went on
so enchanted by the things women put on their ig close friends. oh only I get to see the aquarium fish 
the pizza you handmade for lunch?? My spirit is lighter for being party to this knowledge
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“What happened to texting better” to someone you’re not in a committed relationship with is insane
god what a fucking loser 
just say you hate women
just say you hate womenthere’s a group of egirls on this app that I’m like 40% sure are all cia plants
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I hate being a buzzkill but this only works if your body is less than 7 inches deep
nyc was starting to feel appealing again and then this girl I went on a date with last night said both her toilet and shower are communal
sometimes I really really rethink my stance on the death penalty
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I walked in and said “HELLO” and thought no one was home but they just couldn’t hear me from the second floor pool
you’re “both sides-ing” civilians in a conflict where there is a wildly disproportionate number of civilians dying on one side only, not to mention that the civilians in Israel actively celebrate and praise the killing of those same civilians
I don’t think it’s oversimplifying when it’s a statistical truth. Someone saying they “support the civilians on both sides” is the oversimplification of the politics involved
oh great the centrist is here to be morally superior and wrong lmao
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you are actually so so so so so dumb if you fail to see why making the carceral state prove their case is a good thing
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what exactly was the point of this qt. one of the biggest shelters, Salvation Army, is exactly how she describes so your singular experience means nothing
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Making fun of someone else’s dating profile while hiding behind an anon twitter account is peak insecure ugly loser
The Holocaust didn’t cause Zionism, what else do you want me to say about it? It’s an objective truth that Zionists were colonizing Palestine before the Holocaust. Hitler literally encouraged it. The European Jewish population shrank, the middle eastern grew.
wait I think you misread what I said, I’m saying that Palestinians have suffered a wildly disproportionate number of deaths, especially civilians
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admitting to leading you on is crazy. That dude don’t care about you at all
the classic leftist blunder of confusing “rich people shaming poor people for eating cheap processed food which is bad for you but still nutritionally dense if you can’t afford better” with “processed foods are good for you!!”
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one of the greatest lies the bourgeoisie ever pulled off was convincing people that processed food is bad for you. wonderbread is fortified with stupid amounts of vitamins not found in whole grain bougie bread, kraft singles are probably the densest protein source on earth etc
no we just fucked for a few months and decided we were better as friends 
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all of his girl friends are his failed talking stages btw :3
why eat steak? why eat legumes? why not get up off twitter and go for a walk? I don’t presume to know you or her well enough to question the choices you make about your bodies. Goddamn bro
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This is the most useless centrist nothingburger of a tweet I’ve seen this week. “Isn’t true everywhere”
“Many places”
Like pick a fucking argument and argue it
people just don’t go to the windows then to the walls like they used to
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my niece (3 and a half) came down to say gn after her bedtime shower a few months ago, looked me in the eye and said “sup, fucker”
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he’s trying to get after school activities lined up for his gf
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well I hope this post made you feel good about yourself at least
They call them donorcycles because they die avoidable deaths more often that most people not because they kill you for your organs
Shitting on your toddler son for not being manly but you’re an adult on the computer with a helmet on
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I think there’s a difference between “I don’t date guys under 6’0” and “I prefer guys who are taller than me”
I know you guys aren’t actually giving them food because I give them fresh food on my way out the grocery store weekly and no one turns it down
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Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash
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doxxing is now revealing yourself to one person you’re interested in romantically lol. Every person who does this is actually a psychopath
Youre saying things I did not say in any form. The Holocaust for sure was the catalyst for people fleeing europe. Are you saying the Holocaust caused the nakba? I’m confused at what you’re trying to say
a settler Zionist project that started in the late 1800s and as the Zionist population grew they occupied more and more land to the point where the British who controlled the area partitioned Palestine and gave it to Zionists who used more and more violence to acquire land
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unironically believe this is the best way to teach people to be empathetic
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hilarious to imagine a world where healthcare is free but not…buses. lol
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i hope homelessness will be a period of growth and self discovery for him 
Where am I denying the Holocaust?
It feels like you think Israelis should have free reign to kill whoever they want
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he’s an adult who made two choices, that’s on him
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please don’t use this space to denigrate women lol I used this tweet bc it was on my tl not because they are more likely to be superficial than men
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how about talented. how about loving and respectful
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tbh that’s such a good point I hadn’t thought of it like that
I think squirrel is extremely optimistic
I mean people continued to immigrate to the area and I’m assuming the Zionists who were there were also procreating. I understand you’re referring to the Holocaust but Zionism was a thing well before that
it cracks me up seeing women do BACKFLIPS to defend why they specifically refuse to be with bisexual men lmao “THATS JUST MY OPINION!!!” ass bitches. I will also not be apologizing for calling a homophobe a bitch
