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I just woke up and I DEFINITELY need to quit the internet for a while. No, this is not bait, I wish it was.
Mods don't ban me this is fiction
Just to be clear, I'll probably double post this on /r9k/, so don't get weirded out when you see it.
>Find fetish art on the 'affinity of some smug grey, fat cat furry standing behind a green school writing board.
>In the picture she, quite smugly, says something like
<Ok, write down "1100Ball00nB0yL0ver"!
>Much to the horror of some other character I forgot how looked
>Look that person up
>Find a wiki article, which I skim over due to length. It had extremely weird shit like what that dude called boy and girl balloons (Bim/Banjo and Gim/Ganjo if I recall correctly if you're curious) as well as pictures of balloons he owned on a plain white background. Picrel 2 is similar, except the balloon actually resembled a victorian child painting and his favorite balloon faced the side.
>Suddenly, my dream cuts to a latinx chick talking about the subject. You know those girl essay youtubers with milquetoast takes? Yeah imagine someone like that. She wasn't thin either btw, as a proud meximutt should be.
>She goes in detail about this person, and shows videos of him sitting in a dark room.
>He wore a mask, quite like picrel 3. It looked like his skin and with some angles he did he looked like a FNAF animatronic.
>She mentions how he talked about his fetish on some snca forum under the name "428"
>Turns out, the website generates numbers like this for new users, and 1100Ball00nB0yL0ver passed away soon after, so he never got to change it.
That's about where it ends. I literally woke up and said "What the fuck was that?", and I ended up writing this. does anyone have dreams this fucking weird? This is probably my very first.
I just woke up and I DEFINITELY need to quit the internet for a while. No, this is not bait, I wish it was.
Mods don't ban me this is fiction
Just to be clear, I'll probably double post this on /r9k/, so don't get weirded out when you see it.
>Find fetish art on the 'affinity of some smug grey, fat cat furry standing behind a green school writing board.
>In the picture she, quite smugly, says something like
<Ok, write down "1100Ball00nB0yL0ver"!
>Much to the horror of some other character I forgot how looked
>Look that person up
>Find a wiki article, which I skim over due to length. It had extremely weird shit like what that dude called boy and girl balloons (Bim/Banjo and Gim/Ganjo if I recall correctly if you're curious) as well as pictures of balloons he owned on a plain white background. Picrel 2 is similar, except the balloon actually resembled a victorian child painting and his favorite balloon faced the side.
>Suddenly, my dream cuts to a latinx chick talking about the subject. You know those girl essay youtubers with milquetoast takes? Yeah imagine someone like that. She wasn't thin either btw, as a proud meximutt should be.
>She goes in detail about this person, and shows videos of him sitting in a dark room.
>He wore a mask, quite like picrel 3. It looked like his skin and with some angles he did he looked like a FNAF animatronic.
>She mentions how he talked about his fetish on some snca forum under the name "428"
>Turns out, the website generates numbers like this for new users, and 1100Ball00nB0yL0ver passed away soon after, so he never got to change it.
That's about where it ends. I literally woke up and said "What the fuck was that?", and I ended up writing this. does anyone have dreams this fucking weird? This is probably my very first.
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WHY IS THE OVERBOARD BROKEN OR SOMETHING
What did I miss
WHY IS THE OVERBOARD BROKEN OR SOMETHING
What did I miss
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announcement, I'm taking a break from south park
announcement, I'm taking a break from south park
R: 2 / I: 0
new toss
new toss
R: 7 / I: 0
I like this image. Is it a reference to anything?
I like this image. Is it a reference to anything?
R: 4 / I: 1
This could be you in a couple of months instead of mindlessly scrolling this website like a brainless retard
This could be you in a couple of months instead of mindlessly scrolling this website like a brainless retard
R: 2 / I: 1
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
R: 1 / I: 1
i have received insider knowledge that kasane teto's underboob sweat smells like burnt motor oil and diesel
i have received insider knowledge that kasane teto's underboob sweat smells like burnt motor oil and diesel
R: 48 / I: 9
++REST IN PISS YOU WONT BE MISSED++
SECA NEWS!!!
++SECA NEWS! THE CREATER OF ONLYFANS IS DEAD AT 43 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG++++REST IN PISS YOU WONT BE MISSED++
R: 34 / I: 10
I think Quote is a gemmy admin that has made a lot of keyed changes that have benefited the Sharty
I think Quote is a gemmy admin that has made a lot of keyed changes that have benefited the Sharty
R: 2 / I: 1
<when u realize who nophono really is
<those who know
When you know who nophono is
>saying nophono bcuz its funny<when u realize who nophono really is
<those who know
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end of the sharty or something
Hello, I quickly made this on capcut cause I was bored, let me know your thoughts.
end of the sharty or something
Hello, I quickly made this on capcut cause I was bored, let me know your thoughts.
R: 3 / I: 2
new toss from nick fuentes's live chat
new toss from nick fuentes's live chat
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blue cobson vs red cobson
R: 2 / I: 0
>UGH cant wait to make more baby porn gemmies and goon my little >~< trans bean pebble to immigrants raping toddl-ACK!
>UGH cant wait to make more baby porn gemmies and goon my little >~< trans bean pebble to immigrants raping toddl-ACK!
R: 5 / I: 2
>I'm not antisemitic! I only want to kill 85% of the Jews.
>I'm not antisemitic! I only want to kill 85% of the Jews.
R: 0 / I: 0
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Did I miss anything this week
Did I miss anything this week
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I love playing Dark Souls while my friend fucks my wife in the other room
I love playing Dark Souls while my friend fucks my wife in the other room
R: 2 / I: 0
Quote should make it so you need to show proof of your estrogen prescription before being able to post
Quote should make it so you need to show proof of your estrogen prescription before being able to post
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OYYYYYYYY HES GONNA EPI THOSE KIDS
OYYYYYYYY HES GONNA EPI THOSE KIDS
R: 3 / I: 3
Take it easy! Pinejak is about to show five Gigachads how "easy" he is. OH MY! He's already "sucking" some "cock". Yes, he sucks cocks. How could you "tell"?
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"… Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile. Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my! Oh dear, Pinejak's being "pleasured"… Look at him, taking four different fruitjaks at once in the same hole. Yes yes, they appear to be brewing up a smooothie in his mouth! Would I like a drink? Oh yes…. Yes I would. The slutjak decoy melonjak is twerking away the nut elders defenses! METEOR STRIKE! The melonjak's "bussy" has drained all of the "almond milk" from the lead nut elder's "nuts". Oh my, he's nuts! Let the dragon consume you! Has all of the "meat" he's taken "mindbroken" him? GET READY FOR A SHOCK! The decoy melonjak has "changed sides"?!?!? IT'S HIGH NOON! NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT! Bananajak has called the cavalry! The Strawberryjaks are on their way in their "nutcrackers"! YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE! LORDY LORD! Almond milk rains from above! The nut elders perish! PASS INTO THE UNKNOWN! THE STRAWBERRYJAKS ARE ATTACKING NUTJAK CIVILIANS???!?!? What is that melody? It's pinejaks moans as the massive nut member strokes his bussy yep that's his O face neither the fruit nor nut elders are going to like this What is that melody?! It's Pinejak's "moans" as the massive nut "member" strokes his "bussy"! Yep, that's his "O face", neither the fruit nor nut elders are going to "like this
Take it easy! Pinejak is about to show five Gigachads how "easy" he is. OH MY! He's already "sucking" some "cock". Yes, he sucks cocks. How could you "tell"?
SWIGGTY SWOOTY PINEJAK IS SHAKING THAT BOOTY!
Look at this cock gobbling slut with that big open mouth! Yes yes, his sissy hole "aches" for some "meat". Oh my! Yum, this 'jak is "scanning" for some "meat"… Oh yes, he's looking for the closest "dick" to "much" "on". His bussy "aches" for some "filling". My word, this 'jak's got quite the "rump"! Hasta la vista baby! All the other fruitjaks can say "goodbye" to being straight, because this 'jak has the "bends". Bazinga! He's twerking on a nutjak's nuts! Oh my, it's a nut elder? He's nuts! That bussy isn't going to be tight for long! Allons-y! This 'jak finally sucked the most dicks out of any person ever! Yes yes, even the nutjaks got in on the "fun"! Bazinga! He's turned all the other soijaks gay with that tight gorilla grip bussy! They're all surrounding the ridge waiting for a "turn". No soup for you, slutjak needs a "break" from the constant pounding to keep his bussy tight! To the Batmobile. Hubba hubba! This 'jak may not have gotten the GET, but he's going to GET some good dick with a pose like that. What's that? Melonjaks approaching from the East? Strawberryjaks approaching from the West? Durianjaks coming from the North and Bananajaks migrating from the South? My word, looks like we have another Battle of the Ridge on our hands, boys. OH MY GOODNESS! The nutjaks are coming down their Hill? Could it be that they want a piece of the "prize" too? Oh my! Oh dear, Pinejak's being "pleasured"… Look at him, taking four different fruitjaks at once in the same hole. Yes yes, they appear to be brewing up a smooothie in his mouth! Would I like a drink? Oh yes…. Yes I would. The slutjak decoy melonjak is twerking away the nut elders defenses! METEOR STRIKE! The melonjak's "bussy" has drained all of the "almond milk" from the lead nut elder's "nuts". Oh my, he's nuts! Let the dragon consume you! Has all of the "meat" he's taken "mindbroken" him? GET READY FOR A SHOCK! The decoy melonjak has "changed sides"?!?!? IT'S HIGH NOON! NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY SIGHT! Bananajak has called the cavalry! The Strawberryjaks are on their way in their "nutcrackers"! YOU'RE POWERED UP GET IN THERE! LORDY LORD! Almond milk rains from above! The nut elders perish! PASS INTO THE UNKNOWN! THE STRAWBERRYJAKS ARE ATTACKING NUTJAK CIVILIANS???!?!? What is that melody? It's pinejaks moans as the massive nut member strokes his bussy yep that's his O face neither the fruit nor nut elders are going to like this What is that melody?! It's Pinejak's "moans" as the massive nut "member" strokes his "bussy"! Yep, that's his "O face", neither the fruit nor nut elders are going to "like this
R: 11 / I: 0
Learning to casually internalize my beleifs.
For the longest time i lived in constant discomfort at the state of the world and i still do to a certain extent. But i realize that being reactionary and blindly hateful just really isnt my thing. So i just internalized my beleifs so that i could be casually correct about stuff, rather than try to convince people that im going show up later with an army later or to change try to actually change their mind i just remind them that i believe what i believe, and i dont care what you say. and im not a fag like you, im an upstanding person with morals. Ive noticed as people get older they become more okay with degeneracy, and im afraid of losing my morals to the cruel apathy of this world. I think thats why pol posting is kinda unpopular now, everyones interalized "it is what it is."
nobody wants to fix their problems they just want to surround themselves with enablers and call everyone who sees it the latest set of socially acceptable buzzwords.
words words words Whatever nobody even read this
Learning to casually internalize my beleifs.
For the longest time i lived in constant discomfort at the state of the world and i still do to a certain extent. But i realize that being reactionary and blindly hateful just really isnt my thing. So i just internalized my beleifs so that i could be casually correct about stuff, rather than try to convince people that im going show up later with an army later or to change try to actually change their mind i just remind them that i believe what i believe, and i dont care what you say. and im not a fag like you, im an upstanding person with morals. Ive noticed as people get older they become more okay with degeneracy, and im afraid of losing my morals to the cruel apathy of this world. I think thats why pol posting is kinda unpopular now, everyones interalized "it is what it is."
nobody wants to fix their problems they just want to surround themselves with enablers and call everyone who sees it the latest set of socially acceptable buzzwords.
words words words Whatever nobody even read this
R: 2 / I: 0
I like watching videos of blak men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a blak man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool, and I start dancing with the blak man as well. Sometimes when I look at my self in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see blak men twerking on my couch. It brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the blak men twerking aggressively. Please understand what I'm going through and support me on my journey.
I like watching videos of blak men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a blak man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool, and I start dancing with the blak man as well. Sometimes when I look at my self in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see blak men twerking on my couch. It brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the blak men twerking aggressively. Please understand what I'm going through and support me on my journey.
R: 2 / I: 0
fuck this transphobic website
nigger lives don’t matter
fuck this transphobic website
nigger lives don’t matter
R: 12 / I: 4
Stay strong my brothers. Obey the orders. Quote is with us.
Stay strong my brothers. Obey the orders. Quote is with us.
R: 9 / I: 2
my left eye hurt's
any idea nusois
my left eye hurt's
any idea nusois
R: 4 / I: 2
gem in second image attached
gem in second image attached
R: 1 / I: 1
>If you think porn of babies is bad ur just a crying little incel chud nazi pedophobe that deserves to get shot. This is why MAPs and ABDL aryans keep winning LOL. Let's face it, the pedo new world order is coming and the fact the world is run by pedophiles means that we MAPGODS are the real master race. We rape kids and get noth-ACK!
>If you think porn of babies is bad ur just a crying little incel chud nazi pedophobe that deserves to get shot. This is why MAPs and ABDL aryans keep winning LOL. Let's face it, the pedo new world order is coming and the fact the world is run by pedophiles means that we MAPGODS are the real master race. We rape kids and get noth-ACK!
R: 16 / I: 2
HOW COME 4CUCK GETS THEIR OWN SEARCHABLE ARCHIVE SITE AND WE DONT?!?!!!?? QUOOOOOTE BRING BACK THE CELLAR NOOOOOOOOOW
HOW COME 4CUCK GETS THEIR OWN SEARCHABLE ARCHIVE SITE AND WE DONT?!?!!!?? QUOOOOOTE BRING BACK THE CELLAR NOOOOOOOOOW
R: 7 / I: 1
>getting ddosed for a whole hour by some pedophile 'corders from the slums of moscow
>getting ddosed for a whole hour by some pedophile 'corders from the slums of moscow
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What are your fetishes?
What are your fetishes?
R: 8 / I: 2
how bad is forced NAS for the sharty
how bad is forced NAS for the sharty
R: 10 / I: 3
Raids are getting kind of boring
Raids are getting kind of boring
R: 21 / I: 14
Im at the point now where i dont even cry at being soyquoted. I used to, now i dont.
Im at the point now where i dont even cry at being soyquoted. I used to, now i dont.
R: 2 / I: 1
Fuck me the 'log is so dead
Fuck me the 'log is so dead
R: 17 / I: 2
Do yall think quote is sexually dominant or submissive?
Do yall think quote is sexually dominant or submissive?
R: 32 / I: 6
He will always be a bag
He will always be a bag
R: 1 / I: 0
BeahBeahSee
Welcome to the sharty, xitter tourist (yes you). Sit down and have a taste of our most prized traditional delicacy. We only prep it for our most appreciated guests.
R: 3 / I: 0
>worst admin in the history of the sharty award
>worst admin in the history of the sharty award
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2: I didn't personally care to necrobump it. Occasionally, I will necrobump a thread I would like to revive, but yours didn't meet the criteria
3: Your thread was likely offensive to me. This site gives a lot of leeway, but when you're thread is at the bottom of the log, the outcome is the same whether a janny deletes it or I slide it!
4: This thread is simply more deserving. More users need to learn that they can simply slide threads they don't like by posting new ones. When a thread is slid, no amount of necrobumping will save it after all.
5: I was in a bad mood today. I was scrolling through youtube on my phone looking for a video to watch while eating dinner and I saw THAT orange rapist on my feed. Something about how we're bombing another country full of brown people.
6: I don't particularly like the admin of this site. As far as I know, they haven't denounced ICE or anything else Drumpf2.0 has done, so they could all be closeted Nazis for all I know. I see a lot of racists posting on the /pol/ page, although I've mostly given up on trying to change their stubborn troglodyte minds.
7: Sometimes we just get unlucky, and that's a good thing! Did you know that Buddhist monks have a ritual in which they meticulously create art with colored grains of sand, only to brush it all away once the elaborate image is complete? Life is impermanent and it's about time you get used to it.
So, I just slid your thread. Here's why:
1: Your thread was at the bottom of the log. If it had slid that far already, chances are it wasn't all that interesting to begin with2: I didn't personally care to necrobump it. Occasionally, I will necrobump a thread I would like to revive, but yours didn't meet the criteria
3: Your thread was likely offensive to me. This site gives a lot of leeway, but when you're thread is at the bottom of the log, the outcome is the same whether a janny deletes it or I slide it!
4: This thread is simply more deserving. More users need to learn that they can simply slide threads they don't like by posting new ones. When a thread is slid, no amount of necrobumping will save it after all.
5: I was in a bad mood today. I was scrolling through youtube on my phone looking for a video to watch while eating dinner and I saw THAT orange rapist on my feed. Something about how we're bombing another country full of brown people.
6: I don't particularly like the admin of this site. As far as I know, they haven't denounced ICE or anything else Drumpf2.0 has done, so they could all be closeted Nazis for all I know. I see a lot of racists posting on the /pol/ page, although I've mostly given up on trying to change their stubborn troglodyte minds.
7: Sometimes we just get unlucky, and that's a good thing! Did you know that Buddhist monks have a ritual in which they meticulously create art with colored grains of sand, only to brush it all away once the elaborate image is complete? Life is impermanent and it's about time you get used to it.
R: 3 / I: 0
I have diddyblud dih aura
I have diddyblud dih aura
R: 7 / I: 0
'toss
I firmly believe that I am the most obsessed faggot on this website. I typically browse the site for 10+ hours every day while continuously making and replying to threads. Name one other user who beats that.
R: 1 / I: 0
Jimbo spotted in the streets of Mumbai
Jimbo spotted in the streets of Mumbai
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Suppose you met a woman, 10/10 SISA. However right before you can ask her out, it turns out she's trans despite you not being able to tell before that point. Would you still hit?
Suppose you met a woman, 10/10 SISA. However right before you can ask her out, it turns out she's trans despite you not being able to tell before that point. Would you still hit?
R: 2 / I: 0
mfw clitty.poopy is back online
mfw clitty.poopy is back online
R: 7 / I: 2
If you could be any anime character who would you be? For me it's madoka 🏳️⚧️
If you could be any anime character who would you be? For me it's madoka 🏳️⚧️
R: 7 / I: 1
Kill all krakkkas
No arrow because my name is Jimbo btw if that matters
Kill all krakkkas
No arrow because my name is Jimbo btw if that matters
R: 3 / I: 1
>Heya sir! Can I get a matcha latte?
<Sorry sir we’re all out.
>N-NO! THIS CANT BE! HOW THE FRICK AM I MEANT TO POST MY INSTA STORY WITH ME DRINKING A MACTHA LATTE WHILE READING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS SO THAT ALL THE WOMEN WILL LOVE ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!? HOLY SHIT IM FUCKED!
>Heya sir! Can I get a matcha latte?
<Sorry sir we’re all out.
>N-NO! THIS CANT BE! HOW THE FRICK AM I MEANT TO POST MY INSTA STORY WITH ME DRINKING A MACTHA LATTE WHILE READING A BOOK ABOUT PERIODS SO THAT ALL THE WOMEN WILL LOVE ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!? HOLY SHIT IM FUCKED!
R: 44 / I: 6
what is your race?
what is your race?
R: 0 / I: 0
Terry is so hot
Terry is so hot
R: 2 / I: 1
>secret cobblestone boob pics folder on the wiki's server
>secret cobblestone boob pics folder on the wiki's server
R: 33 / I: 18
>pulling up to the sharty servers to destroy everything by your amazing melody
>pulling up to the sharty servers to destroy everything by your amazing melody
R: 2 / I: 0
>Why did you have to make an entire thread just to tell us this
Why? Because I felt like it. Why don't (You) have free will, nusoi? Watched too much cuckolding porn recently?
[Read this if you're gay]
There is nothing good on this website. I shall now go to bed.>Why did you have to make an entire thread just to tell us this
Why? Because I felt like it. Why don't (You) have free will, nusoi? Watched too much cuckolding porn recently?
R: 8 / I: 1
i just told a bunch of nuboorubabas on the broom that i would show them my ass and it turned into an infinite reppey farm
why are broomcux so easy to bait?
i just told a bunch of nuboorubabas on the broom that i would show them my ass and it turned into an infinite reppey farm
why are broomcux so easy to bait?
R: 0 / I: 0
Just fed my Jimbo a banana
R: 8 / I: 3
Gemraids
Yo guys let's continue the vore chatroom raid from yesterday. Join this chatroom and act like it's a sharty chatroom to annoy voretards https://us28.chatzy.com/25042407169588 . Also make sure to use Tor or a VPN just in case
R: 7 / I: 2
Mandela Effect
Thoughbeit is a real word, but it actually means "though be it" and is not just though + albeit like you retards thought
R: 5 / I: 2
what’s even the point of this site still staying up at this point
what’s even the point of this site still staying up at this point
R: 9 / I: 1
ITT We Discuss:
I was playing around on the floor naked in my room (don't ask what I was really doing) and a little bit of diarrhea slipped out while I was stretching. I had a stomachache all day, so probably not the best idea to be doing anything all that active but now I have to deal with the reality that there's a little bit of shit sitting on the carpet next to my bed. It's been a few minutes and it seems to be drying faster than I'd expect - not that I touched it or anything to verify. I can't wake my mom up to deal with this. Do I try cleaning it myself, or do I just tell her I had an accident in the morning. She already knows I had a bad stomachache so I can just say I had to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom but just didn't make it in time because I was super sick and drowsy. Just saying it to myself it sounds pretty believable. Thoughts?
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I fell asleep and hallucinated pepe the frog for like 1 or 2 seconds when i woke up
I fell asleep and hallucinated pepe the frog for like 1 or 2 seconds when i woke up
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go to sleep
go to sleep
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Let's soyduel
Let's soyduel
R: 1 / I: 0
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick!
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick!
R: 3 / I: 1
>So this is my husband Ibn Yaaz Bin Muhammad Aleki!
<urrhh, hallohing mi is Ibn or sum ting. Mi is not obsessed faggot
>So this is my husband Ibn Yaaz Bin Muhammad Aleki!
<urrhh, hallohing mi is Ibn or sum ting. Mi is not obsessed faggot
R: 8 / I: 1
ARYANimeGODS are better than retarded frognigger clittycels
ARYANimeGODS are better than retarded frognigger clittycels
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You VVILL set your name to Hunky
You VVILL blame everything on der jerdee
You VVILL gem it up
FILTER ID FOR RETARDS AND SPAMMERS
Among Us
ITT WE RAID AMONG US GAMESYou VVILL set your name to Hunky
You VVILL blame everything on der jerdee
You VVILL gem it up
FILTER ID FOR RETARDS AND SPAMMERS
R: 5 / I: 2
rate my nuvariant
rate my nuvariant
R: 22 / I: 13
>You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:
>Filter evasion.
>Your ban was filed on Tuesday 24 March, 2026 and expires 5 minutes from now, which is on Tuesday 24 March, 2026
>Your IP address is
>numbers(dot)numbers(dot)numbers
>Explain why you believe you should be unbanned. Rude, poorly written, or offensive appeals will be rejected. Submitting an appeal does not guarantee your ban will be lifted prior to its listed expiration date.
>You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:
>Filter evasion.
>Your ban was filed on Tuesday 24 March, 2026 and expires 5 minutes from now, which is on Tuesday 24 March, 2026
>Your IP address is
>numbers(dot)numbers(dot)numbers
>Explain why you believe you should be unbanned. Rude, poorly written, or offensive appeals will be rejected. Submitting an appeal does not guarantee your ban will be lifted prior to its listed expiration date.
R: 15 / I: 9
DDOS E621
DDOS E621
R: 217 / I: 52
I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
I am a disgusting alcoholic 26 year old foid freak. I don't have a job, I have not been outside in over two weeks, I spend all day sitting alone in the dark in a basement gaming, doing assignments for graduate school and drinking. I cannot remember the last time I washed my clothes, and just sitting here I can smell my disgusting bra. I have no IRL friends, and I am suffering from crippling depression. To top it all off I waste time on this stupid fucking website doing jackbox raids and replying to shit bait.
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:P
:P
R: 15 / I: 2
this is so wholesome
this is so wholesome
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Marge why tf the site went down?
Marge why tf the site went down?
R: 2 / I: 0
Ha I slid a thread, how could you tell?
Ha I slid a thread, how could you tell?
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>perma ban for spamming that cacajak shouldn't have porn made of, while people like warrior zutt never got banned for spamming at all and got promoted to admin for it.
Does Quotecord actually support MAP rights? Is it truly over?
>perma ban for spamming that cacajak shouldn't have porn made of, while people like warrior zutt never got banned for spamming at all and got promoted to admin for it.
Does Quotecord actually support MAP rights? Is it truly over?
R: 244 / I: 65
Deploy the 'zaNVKE
A continuation of the raid 2 days prior
2 open 'za shops are near this pooners house and multiple more will be opening within half an hour from now
Xer addy is 4925 Zodiac Ave, Holiday, FL 34690
Any other info is in the 'ki https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Cowardly_Valiant
Deploy the 'zaNVKE
A continuation of the raid 2 days prior
2 open 'za shops are near this pooners house and multiple more will be opening within half an hour from now
Xer addy is 4925 Zodiac Ave, Holiday, FL 34690
Any other info is in the 'ki https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Cowardly_Valiant
R: 2 / I: 0
>breaking into quote's home to steal his most prized possession(it's a shit covered dildo)
>breaking into quote's home to steal his most prized possession(it's a shit covered dildo)
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>Absolute LEFTIST cunts have taken over.
FUCKING NIGGERS
Sup with 4 Cuck lately/
>I haven't been on in a while, decided to bounce on there and troll them a playful bit.>Absolute LEFTIST cunts have taken over.
FUCKING NIGGERS
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one of my ultimate fantasies is hearing an evil person cry "you can't do this!" and then doing "it" anyway
one of my ultimate fantasies is hearing an evil person cry "you can't do this!" and then doing "it" anyway
R: 6 / I: 0
Did you guys like tadc 8?
Did you guys like tadc 8?
R: 2 / I: 1
>Most men can't handle a woman that can hold her own.
<REDDIT SPACE
>I call those men snowflakes.
>Most men can't handle a woman that can hold her own.
<REDDIT SPACE
>I call those men snowflakes.
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>john madden
>kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>john madden
>kappa kappa kappa kappa kappa
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
R: 1 / I: 0
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Who is “giptonas” and what does he care about?
Who is “giptonas” and what does he care about?
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 4 / I: 2
smells like feet on the sharty
smells like feet on the sharty
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 2
>breaking rule 9
>breaking rule 9
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Instead of saying (OP) or (You) when a post is double-arrowd >>, it should say;
>
Nothing. Instead, if a post isn't by (You) or (OP) it should say;
>(Not you) or (Not OP) respectively
thoughts?
Instead of saying (OP) or (You) when a post is double-arrowd >>, it should say;
>
Nothing. Instead, if a post isn't by (You) or (OP) it should say;
>(Not you) or (Not OP) respectively
thoughts?
R: 6 / I: 4
>sharty is just a group of losers that not even 4chan wanted to be around
>theyre transphobic and have literally killed dozens of trans people
>i bet if any of them saw a trans girl in real life they would shit their pants lmao
>sharty is just a group of losers that not even 4chan wanted to be around
>theyre transphobic and have literally killed dozens of trans people
>i bet if any of them saw a trans girl in real life they would shit their pants lmao
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The GET thread got slid.
The GET thread got slid.
R: 1 / I: 1
>Spam detected. Post discarded.
>Spam detected. Post discarded.
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Do soyteens remember when fritz the cat was being spammed
Do soyteens remember when fritz the cat was being spammed
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>samefagging bait
>IT'S DUH NUSOIS!! 1!1!1!
kek, it's kino!
>samefagging bait
>IT'S DUH NUSOIS!! 1!1!1!
kek, it's kino!
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>
>
R: 1 / I: 1
It's that time of the day…
Time to rock out with your cock out!
It's that time of the day…
Time to rock out with your cock out!
R: 1 / I: 1
One of the only good things AI art has done is by pissing off these xitter artfaggots, and also gigafly award
One of the only good things AI art has done is by pissing off these xitter artfaggots, and also gigafly award
R: 11 / I: 6
>JSID, NO WAIT!!! ACKKKKK
<Cobson…… what have you done
>JSID, NO WAIT!!! ACKKKKK
<Cobson…… what have you done
R: 27 / I: 10
Hey guys. You might have seen that the site was down for a little while earlier today. We've been working to ensure something like that doesn't happen in the future. If you care to ask about that or anything else that's on your mind regarding the current state of the site, feel free to ask.
Q & A thread. I'll be here for the next hour or so
Quote ## AdminHey guys. You might have seen that the site was down for a little while earlier today. We've been working to ensure something like that doesn't happen in the future. If you care to ask about that or anything else that's on your mind regarding the current state of the site, feel free to ask.
R: 6 / I: 1
Let's make "im trans btw" into a symbol of when shitty.farty got btfod
Let's make "im trans btw" into a symbol of when shitty.farty got btfod
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In the name of the party, the booru, and the soyjak wiki. Amen.
In the name of the party, the booru, and the soyjak wiki. Amen.
R: 10 / I: 1
well ive just released the code if you want to fuck around with it yourself o algo
https://github.com/soynalytics/soynalytics
MAJOR SNCA NUKE
maybe some of you remember a few weeks ago i posted about analytics of soywell ive just released the code if you want to fuck around with it yourself o algo
https://github.com/soynalytics/soynalytics
R: 18 / I: 3
Hey ‘teens, miss me yet?
Hey ‘teens, miss me yet?
R: 48 / I: 12
What instruments would these four play?
R: 13 / I: 3
DEAD PEPE BABY ON THE 'LOG
DEAD PEPE BABY ON THE 'LOG
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Ban all bait
Ban all bait
R: 3 / I: 2
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
R: 1 / I: 0
>coal alarm
>coal alarm
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What if hitler was so obsessed with race because he wanted bbc?
What if hitler was so obsessed with race because he wanted bbc?
R: 6 / I: 0
who is spva
who is spva
R: 2 / I: 1
>america worships niggers.mp4
https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/hva22r/making_a_meme_about_every_african_country_part_6/
>america worships niggers.mp4
https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/hva22r/making_a_meme_about_every_african_country_part_6/
R: 5 / I: 1
<Keyboard
^Bass
vDrum
For something coming up
Results from previous thread
>Elec. Guitar<Keyboard
^Bass
vDrum
For something coming up
R: 5 / I: 1
KILL ALL BOORUCUCKS
KILL ALL BOORUCUCKS
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I drink my pregnant friend's breast milk
I drink my pregnant friend's breast milk
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Would you race mix if the foid was close enough to your definition of perfect woman
Would you race mix if the foid was close enough to your definition of perfect woman
R: 1 / I: 0
>beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
>beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
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the goddamn george liquor program is the best indie cartoon btw
the goddamn george liquor program is the best indie cartoon btw
R: 3 / I: 0
>what if Klaus Schwab is secretly a soyteen
>what if Klaus Schwab is secretly a soyteen
R: 1 / I: 0
>Tehehehe! war crimes! I'm so heckin' funny, kill everybaldi, fill the lakes with uranium or something. Ruh roh! I launched nuclear bombs to the most specific place in the world where nohino lives! WHOOPS!
>BUT…don't you ever, EVER, EVER do it to niggers, ok?
>Tehehehe! war crimes! I'm so heckin' funny, kill everybaldi, fill the lakes with uranium or something. Ruh roh! I launched nuclear bombs to the most specific place in the world where nohino lives! WHOOPS!
>BUT…don't you ever, EVER, EVER do it to niggers, ok?
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Today, a nigger appeared in my dream and he stabbed me.
Fucking niggers, I fucking hate niggers. All niggers deserve to die.
Today, a nigger appeared in my dream and he stabbed me.
Fucking niggers, I fucking hate niggers. All niggers deserve to die.
R: 6 / I: 0
> Sending Pineapple + Anchovies ‘zas
> Sending Pineapple + Anchovies ‘zas
R: 7 / I: 1
Has anyone ever graduated from reddit university and if so what was your experience
>Arrow
Has anyone ever graduated from reddit university and if so what was your experience
>Arrow
R: 2 / I: 0
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~Andrew Visser
>>I'm also live btw if you want to play phartic gono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yl2jtA5ekA
Free geg for you
>I made this for you guys~Andrew Visser
>>I'm also live btw if you want to play phartic gono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yl2jtA5ekA
R: 3 / I: 0
What if you were in your room with a stiffy and Mustard walked in and said, "it's manager time!" and just started throating your wood, how could you tell?
What if you were in your room with a stiffy and Mustard walked in and said, "it's manager time!" and just started throating your wood, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 0
https://soybooru.com/user/Chuddeus_McMichael
What were these 7 posts? Why was he deleted? Why does the wiki lie about him not being the 6th account created?
The mystery of the Swede’s booru account
https://archive.ph/s9ffbhttps://soybooru.com/user/Chuddeus_McMichael
What were these 7 posts? Why was he deleted? Why does the wiki lie about him not being the 6th account created?
R: 22 / I: 5
It literally says on the 'ki multiple times that babyjak is supposed to depict an ipad baby describing him also has >gen alpha and >a minor. The people who think it's an adbl jak are getting confused with the former admin "doll". Making porn of something called babyjak is extremely weird and it's a retarded hill for mustard to die on.
>inb4 hstm
If you find vaguely pedophilic porn "joke" images funny I'd rather be a hstm than like you
It literally says on the 'ki multiple times that babyjak is supposed to depict an ipad baby describing him also has >gen alpha and >a minor. The people who think it's an adbl jak are getting confused with the former admin "doll". Making porn of something called babyjak is extremely weird and it's a retarded hill for mustard to die on.
>inb4 hstm
If you find vaguely pedophilic porn "joke" images funny I'd rather be a hstm than like you
R: 9 / I: 6
this dog kills transphobic niggers
this dog kills transphobic niggers
R: 0 / I: 0
He will always be God of the 'arty
He will always be God of the 'arty
R: 103 / I: 42
R/DDLC RAID THREAD PART 2
>a website detailing every pedo in their 'cord server
https://ddlc.kloske.xyz/
Try to get their 'cord and reddits mass reported so they get taken down, and mine these pedos for gegs
https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/
Their 'cord is just r/ddlc
https://youtu.be/veuZnXCB1Js
a video
>but why doe
because they're pedophiles and encourage 13 year old girls to show them their feet and nudes and operate freely on the internet
>1st picrel
Odin Kalsnes, one of the main admins of the server that openly claims to be a pedophile. Also known as koke
<2nd picrel
potential next target, all socials linked
last thread, we also doxxed a nigga called stuart who lived at 1196 W Makiya Cir South Jordan, UT 84095
R/DDLC RAID THREAD PART 2
>a website detailing every pedo in their 'cord server
https://ddlc.kloske.xyz/
Try to get their 'cord and reddits mass reported so they get taken down, and mine these pedos for gegs
https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/
Their 'cord is just r/ddlc
https://youtu.be/veuZnXCB1Js
a video
>but why doe
because they're pedophiles and encourage 13 year old girls to show them their feet and nudes and operate freely on the internet
>1st picrel
Odin Kalsnes, one of the main admins of the server that openly claims to be a pedophile. Also known as koke
<2nd picrel
potential next target, all socials linked
last thread, we also doxxed a nigga called stuart who lived at 1196 W Makiya Cir South Jordan, UT 84095
R: 1 / I: 0
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
R: 0 / I: 0
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now why on earth in the toilet are there 'pliers
now why on earth in the toilet are there 'pliers
R: 0 / I: 0
>this video makes me want to pee for some reason
>this video makes me want to pee for some reason
R: 1 / I: 1
OHNONONONONO frogsissies what is this?
OHNONONONONO frogsissies what is this?
R: 15 / I: 4
the STQRM is cqming
the STQRM is cqming
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey wise guy! im talking to yous!
>tugs on pant leg
Down HEEYA
Hey wise guy! im talking to yous!
>tugs on pant leg
Down HEEYA
R: 6 / I: 1
or random er sumtin
Is /soy Soy's version of /Bant
?or random er sumtin
R: 6 / I: 3
>1+1=2
>1+1=2
R: 1 / I: 0
send yur greatest soy murals chuddies
send yur greatest soy murals chuddies
R: 22 / I: 1
im nothing but an inkwell of wisdom. I cant participate in society i can only guide a small sect of people towards righteousness. I think, i have an ancient apostles soul, trapped in a modern mans body. God is calling me but i physically cannot detach myself far enough away to answer him. Please pray for me, god knows what i need.
im nothing but an inkwell of wisdom. I cant participate in society i can only guide a small sect of people towards righteousness. I think, i have an ancient apostles soul, trapped in a modern mans body. God is calling me but i physically cannot detach myself far enough away to answer him. Please pray for me, god knows what i need.
R: 8 / I: 1
Sometimes I kek and kek knowing that there's going to be nunusois in the future larping about how they've used the sharty before it shut down
Sometimes I kek and kek knowing that there's going to be nunusois in the future larping about how they've used the sharty before it shut down
R: 54 / I: 15
well it's finally done…
what do you think of my smv, 'teens?
well it's finally done…
what do you think of my smv, 'teens?
R: 4 / I: 0
>You won't believe how close you came to death that day
>You won't believe how close you came to death that day
R: 11 / I: 1
my 4chan account got deleted because of a video i sent
my 4chan account got deleted because of a video i sent
R: 5 / I: 2
aryan gem of the year
aryan gem of the year
R: 7 / I: 4
HUNKY WAS RIGHT
HUNKY WAS RIGHT
R: 2 / I: 1
Marge, why is the 'log dead?
Marge, why is the 'log dead?
R: 2 / I: 0
>Take your memes back to 4chan
>Take your memes back to 4chan
R: 6 / I: 1
My mouse has some weird gross shit, anyone knows what it is?
My mouse has some weird gross shit, anyone knows what it is?
R: 9 / I: 3
>soot let captain coal hijak his site
>kuz had all his incompetent kolymanet retards running around
>site literally ended during doll
>froot lost the .party domain
is there anything stupid that quote did like that?
>soot let captain coal hijak his site
>kuz had all his incompetent kolymanet retards running around
>site literally ended during doll
>froot lost the .party domain
is there anything stupid that quote did like that?
R: 0 / I: 0
67 though
67 though
R: 0 / I: 0
>You're wrong. Here's why
>You're wrong. Here's why
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niggers and poop dying
niggers and poop dying
R: 4 / I: 0
ITT we watch this gem
ITT we watch this gem
R: 0 / I: 0
>(you) won, I lost
>(you) won, I lost
R: 8 / I: 0
Is there a Thing, Japan that actually makes sense?
Is there a Thing, Japan that actually makes sense?
R: 2 / I: 0
city test! city test!
city test! city test!
R: 195 / I: 48
The fuggen Sherdee in the big 2026
>not ban people making babyjak porn or obvious failtrolls
<ban me for calling janny a pedophile for 3 months
>HNGHHH~! I CANT STOP GOONING TO BABIES.
>IM A TRANS GOONY BUNNY NYA!!
<QUOTE HERE IM AN UKCUCK I LOVE IT WHEN MUSLIMS RAPE TODDLERS IT MAKES MY LITTLE TRANSGIRL FEMBBOI PEBBLE HARD AND LEAK~ UGH I WISH I WAS A TODDLER BEING RAPED BY A MUSLIM
<IM SUCH A SILLY CARZ >~< TRANS BABY MWA
The fuggen Sherdee in the big 2026
>not ban people making babyjak porn or obvious failtrolls
<ban me for calling janny a pedophile for 3 months
>HNGHHH~! I CANT STOP GOONING TO BABIES.
>IM A TRANS GOONY BUNNY NYA!!
<QUOTE HERE IM AN UKCUCK I LOVE IT WHEN MUSLIMS RAPE TODDLERS IT MAKES MY LITTLE TRANSGIRL FEMBBOI PEBBLE HARD AND LEAK~ UGH I WISH I WAS A TODDLER BEING RAPED BY A MUSLIM
<IM SUCH A SILLY CARZ >~< TRANS BABY MWA
R: 13 / I: 6
Only 12 hours?
Only 12 hours?
R: 7 / I: 5
hello nigga's it is ya boy big pimping, i am posting here to give a gift of anger, this 3d model is angry
https://www.mediafire.com/file/1ymxlmah7drns84/Meshy_AI_anger_0323230559_generate.fbx/file
hello nigga's it is ya boy big pimping, i am posting here to give a gift of anger, this 3d model is angry
https://www.mediafire.com/file/1ymxlmah7drns84/Meshy_AI_anger_0323230559_generate.fbx/file
R: 0 / I: 0
Chris
Chris
R: 12 / I: 0
Where will we go when (((quote))) shuts down the sharty?
Where will we go when (((quote))) shuts down the sharty?
R: 48 / I: 32
mp4 thread
ITT post videos
R: 26 / I: 8
Reminder quote and mustard will silence you for protesting against baby porn, and ban you for spam on the booru spam board.
Incase they try to change the rules, here's an archive of the rules from when I got banned for protesting against baby porn:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0324-0817-50/https://web.archive.org:443/web/20260321151552/https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/1493
They will promote spammers like Warrior-ZUTT to admin, but perma ban people who don't want to see naked babies on their website.
<
Mustard is HELLBENT and is willing to die on the hill, that babyjak porn is allowed on the booru. And has demoted jannies for even attempting to delete any babyjak porn, allowing baby porn to be spammed on the 'ru at all costs.
Quote isn't doing anything
<
I ask you, how many caca `p is an acceptable amount? 1? 5? 100? Let's keep it a 0!
Reminder quote and mustard will silence you for protesting against baby porn, and ban you for spam on the booru spam board.
Incase they try to change the rules, here's an archive of the rules from when I got banned for protesting against baby porn:
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0324-0817-50/https://web.archive.org:443/web/20260321151552/https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/1493
They will promote spammers like Warrior-ZUTT to admin, but perma ban people who don't want to see naked babies on their website.
<
Mustard is HELLBENT and is willing to die on the hill, that babyjak porn is allowed on the booru. And has demoted jannies for even attempting to delete any babyjak porn, allowing baby porn to be spammed on the 'ru at all costs.
Quote isn't doing anything
<
I ask you, how many caca `p is an acceptable amount? 1? 5? 100? Let's keep it a 0!
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"My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see i was right." -Hunky Twink Sex Machine
"My spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see i was right." -Hunky Twink Sex Machine
R: 3 / I: 0
Is sora working for (you)? I cant gemerate shit because umable to process request
Is sora working for (you)? I cant gemerate shit because umable to process request
R: 3 / I: 1
what if the real quote is being held captive by an evil clone of quote?
I mean was he always this way? i thought people used to like him or something? Clearly something fucking happened.
what if the real quote is being held captive by an evil clone of quote?
I mean was he always this way? i thought people used to like him or something? Clearly something fucking happened.
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>15625743 (You)
>Fuck. You. You reported me and I got a slap on the wrist (despite you literally making this thread so you could metawhine about people hating you which somehow does not in itself constitute namefag drama) so I'm not going to entertain this thread any longer than I need to. The storm is coming. You'll know it when you see it.
>>>15625743 (You)
>Fuck. You. You reported me and I got a slap on the wrist (despite you literally making this thread so you could metawhine about people hating you which somehow does not in itself constitute namefag drama) so I'm not going to entertain this thread any longer than I need to. The storm is coming. You'll know it when you see it.
R: 2 / I: 0
Chris
Chris
R: 4 / I: 2
Hey guys what’s up
Hey guys what’s up
R: 9 / I: 0
Thoughts on Stonetoss himself?
Thoughts on Stonetoss himself?
R: 1 / I: 0
Chris
Chris
R: 9 / I: 4
The soyjak party servers are a physical location located in a random strip mall, complete with a giant sign, sliding glass doors, parking for everyone, and shopping carts.
The soyjak party servers are a physical location located in a random strip mall, complete with a giant sign, sliding glass doors, parking for everyone, and shopping carts.
R: 6 / I: 2
what is an actual way to detroon somebody?
what is an actual way to detroon somebody?
R: 2 / I: 2
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
KEYED WEBHOST ACCELERATING JSID
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
KEYED WEBHOST ACCELERATING JSID
R: 24 / I: 11
guys help whenever I post this guy keeps saying
>YOU'RE A ZOOPHILE
>YOU DRAW HORSE PORN
>I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU BE EXPOSED AS BEING A PEDOPHILE
Please help I just want to post my bald men with glasses
guys help whenever I post this guy keeps saying
>YOU'RE A ZOOPHILE
>YOU DRAW HORSE PORN
>I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU BE EXPOSED AS BEING A PEDOPHILE
Please help I just want to post my bald men with glasses
R: 18 / I: 0
Nusois rate my dinner
Nusois rate my dinner
R: 13 / I: 9
Countryhumans thread
Countryhumans thread
R: 8 / I: 1
Very controversial 'toss
Would there ever be an administration approved 'cord server? Not necessarily a server on 'cord itself, but just another, more personal community? Sure we have voice chat features on the site, but realistically it isn't that great, and it doesn't have the community feel that other services have. People end up making 'cord servers anyway. I figure that might be a sign that an officially sanctioned server of some sort (not IRC) might be worth looking into.
R: 0 / I: 0
mwammam he mwade mwe angwe
mwammam he mwade mwe angwe
R: 0 / I: 0
just got on /soy/ and saw a countryhumans thread, made my clitty leak
just got on /soy/ and saw a countryhumans thread, made my clitty leak
R: 18 / I: 3
This will be my last thread on the Sharty. Ama.
This will be my last thread on the Sharty. Ama.
R: 8 / I: 2
>I
building brown bricks in minecrap!
>I
building brown bricks in minecrap!
R: 2 / I: 0
matching pfps for you and da huzz!!
matching pfps for you and da huzz!!
R: 8 / I: 6
I've thought about this. When you take a shit. Do you either grab the shit from your asshole with toilet paper or put toilet paper on your hand and let the shit fall on the toilet paper? I probably use the paper to grab it out so its easier to come out in one full piece instead of multiple pieces.
I've thought about this. When you take a shit. Do you either grab the shit from your asshole with toilet paper or put toilet paper on your hand and let the shit fall on the toilet paper? I probably use the paper to grab it out so its easier to come out in one full piece instead of multiple pieces.
R: 20 / I: 14
itt we post cringe faggots
itt we post cringe faggots
R: 1 / I: 2
Fuck OCD I'm gonna beat it
Fuck OCD I'm gonna beat it
R: 17 / I: 8
>OHHHHHHH HEELLLLLL NOOOOOAOOOHOHOOOOOOAAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OHHHHHHH HEELLLLLL NOOOOOAOOOHOHOOOOOOAAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
R: 4 / I: 4
Erm does anyone have that image of Chudjak pointing ahead with the caption "RAPE HIM"? I need it RIGHT NOW bros…
Erm does anyone have that image of Chudjak pointing ahead with the caption "RAPE HIM"? I need it RIGHT NOW bros…
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>HNGHH~~ MUST GOON TO BABIES…. I NEED TO RAPE BABIES OR ILL DIE!
>MAP TRANS RIGHTS NYA~!
<QUOTE H-HERE… IM A SHY WITTLE TRANS BABY DOLL MWAAA~
<CACA IS MY SELF INSERT AND I LOVE IT WHEN MUSLIM RAPE GANGS FUCK HOT TODDLERS, IT MAKES MY WITTLE FEMBOI TRANS PEBBLE HARD >~< UWAA
>HNGHH~~ MUST GOON TO BABIES…. I NEED TO RAPE BABIES OR ILL DIE!
>MAP TRANS RIGHTS NYA~!
<QUOTE H-HERE… IM A SHY WITTLE TRANS BABY DOLL MWAAA~
<CACA IS MY SELF INSERT AND I LOVE IT WHEN MUSLIM RAPE GANGS FUCK HOT TODDLERS, IT MAKES MY WITTLE FEMBOI TRANS PEBBLE HARD >~< UWAA
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༂ༀ࿅
༂ༀ࿅
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>Hello, hello? Uh… I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um… I actually worked in that office before you. I'm…finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so… ..I know it can be a bit overwhelming. But I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company, that I'm supposed to read. Uh, i-it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or a person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here… ..do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.
So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh… something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was "The Bite of '87." Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll [p- they'll] most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to… ..forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um… now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort… ..and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
>Hello, hello? Uh… I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um… I actually worked in that office before you. I'm…finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so… ..I know it can be a bit overwhelming. But I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company, that I'm supposed to read. Uh, i-it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or a person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here… ..do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.
So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh… something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was "The Bite of '87." Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll [p- they'll] most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to… ..forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um… now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort… ..and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
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Oh my fucking god… thats gore… thats gore of my comfort character
Oh my fucking god… thats gore… thats gore of my comfort character
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Quote should be banned for rule 9 in three years
Quote should be banned for rule 9 in three years
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Does protonVPN still work on tuxler?
And if it doesn't, does anyone know an alternative?
R: 51 / I: 10
Green tea is actually pretty easy to fix with milk even if your ahh oversteeps
Green tea is actually pretty easy to fix with milk even if your ahh oversteeps
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I like to picture the shardee as a magical kingdom where Dogs run the bureaucracy and a jolly pink man with a banana split crown gives the worst fucking decrees ever. The people just go with it in order to sustain the slave trade of the lower bald-man with-glasses caste which serves as the lifeblood of its economy
I like to picture the shardee as a magical kingdom where Dogs run the bureaucracy and a jolly pink man with a banana split crown gives the worst fucking decrees ever. The people just go with it in order to sustain the slave trade of the lower bald-man with-glasses caste which serves as the lifeblood of its economy
R: 3 / I: 2
Quote is so bad even the host wants him gone
<nusoiniggerpoopaloopafoopa space
Image unrelated
Quote is so bad even the host wants him gone
<nusoiniggerpoopaloopafoopa space
Image unrelated
R: 11 / I: 7
I am Quote and I'm here to announce that this website is now officially welcoming furries!
I am Quote and I'm here to announce that this website is now officially welcoming furries!
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Frogcacas VVQN btw if that matters
Frogcacas VVQN btw if that matters
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>the site got dropped by the host.
>the site got dropped by the host.
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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its over
and maybe that’s a good thing
its over
and maybe that’s a good thing
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Apparently, the site is shutting down today
Apparently, the site is shutting down today
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quote won btw
quote won btw
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Why didn't Quote just ban the DDOS for rule 9?
Why didn't Quote just ban the DDOS for rule 9?
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>I CANT HEAR THE MESSAGES THEY JUST DONT LET
>I CANT BEAR THE SOLITARY DONT FORGET ME
>I CANT READ THE MESSAGES THEY COME SO SLOWLY
>I DONT KNOW A SINGLE THING AND IM SO LONELY
>I DONT GET THE MESSAGES THEY DONT COME TO ME
>I CANT HEAR THE MESSAGES THEY JUST DONT LET
>I CANT BEAR THE SOLITARY DONT FORGET ME
>I CANT READ THE MESSAGES THEY COME SO SLOWLY
>I DONT KNOW A SINGLE THING AND IM SO LONELY
>I DONT GET THE MESSAGES THEY DONT COME TO ME
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Anyone has goyim don't deserve to live video
Anyone has goyim don't deserve to live video
R: 5 / I: 3
You ever see those places at the strip mall that are just called "NAILS & SPA" from the outside? Who would actually go to a salon that's just called "NAILS & SPA"? Makes me feel like something suspicious is going on in there like money laundering.
You ever see those places at the strip mall that are just called "NAILS & SPA" from the outside? Who would actually go to a salon that's just called "NAILS & SPA"? Makes me feel like something suspicious is going on in there like money laundering.
R: 289 / I: 64
ITT we share (don’t send) the worst videos we have seen
>I saw a BNWO video of a dude hanging himself when the luciegoon raid occured, it was disturbing due to the implied fetish
ITT we share (don’t send) the worst videos we have seen
>I saw a BNWO video of a dude hanging himself when the luciegoon raid occured, it was disturbing due to the implied fetish
R: 5 / I: 1
>This land is your land
>this land is my land
>I'm a Texas tiger
>your a liberal weiner
>I'm a great crusader
>your a herman monster
>this land will surely vote for me!
<This land is your land
<this land is my land
<I'm an intellectual
<Your a stupid dumbass
<I'm a purple heart winner
<and yes its true thrice
<this land will surely vote for me
>This land is your land
>this land is my land
>I'm a Texas tiger
>your a liberal weiner
>I'm a great crusader
>your a herman monster
>this land will surely vote for me!
<This land is your land
<this land is my land
<I'm an intellectual
<Your a stupid dumbass
<I'm a purple heart winner
<and yes its true thrice
<this land will surely vote for me
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ITT we watch this gem
ITT we watch this gem
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>being a busterfly
>being a busterfly
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rate my SMV
rate my SMV
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>Bulgariuh? Naaaaaaahhhhh dem niggaz aint yt n shiet dey be black brothers like us lennchuhnstaaaann pedo niggahs n shieeeaght
>Bulgariuh? Naaaaaaahhhhh dem niggaz aint yt n shiet dey be black brothers like us lennchuhnstaaaann pedo niggahs n shieeeaght
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Why aren't (You) using LLM's to become Aryan?
They developed a robot that will sit there and reteach you the same topic an infinite number of times until your nigger brain can finally understand the topic, and yet you're still pouring over textbooks and searching through ((Youtube)) for videos made by middle aged jeets? Do nusois really?
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was bored and made this, thoughts?
was bored and made this, thoughts?
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Battle for Dream Island
Battle for Dream Island
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>Hitler, xis Reichsleiters, xis generals, and xis soldiers
>Leopold II of Belgium
>Alain Delon
>Johannes Heesters
>IL DVCE e Balbo
>Engelbert Dollfuss
>George Lincoln Rockwell and Luther Pierce
>Francis Yockey and Spengler
>Emperor Showa and Tojo
>Mishima
>Maybe Codreanu
^One of Hitler's ability is that xe can override the minds of those he had came across with xis rhetorics and can is also undetectable with xhis fast attacks (Blitzkrieg)
^Leopold II of Belgium has an ability where xhe can easily kill niggers in ways of humiliation
^Alain Delon can…. I don't know geg. Maybe xhe can camouflage ximself to everything including average people even when barren. Xe is also passively very handsome
(you) Decide xheir roles and abilities alongside adding more xharacters or something
ITT WE CREATE AN ARYAN TRANIME VERSE
<der xharacters>Hitler, xis Reichsleiters, xis generals, and xis soldiers
>Leopold II of Belgium
>Alain Delon
>Johannes Heesters
>IL DVCE e Balbo
>Engelbert Dollfuss
>George Lincoln Rockwell and Luther Pierce
>Francis Yockey and Spengler
>Emperor Showa and Tojo
>Mishima
>Maybe Codreanu
^One of Hitler's ability is that xe can override the minds of those he had came across with xis rhetorics and can is also undetectable with xhis fast attacks (Blitzkrieg)
^Leopold II of Belgium has an ability where xhe can easily kill niggers in ways of humiliation
^Alain Delon can…. I don't know geg. Maybe xhe can camouflage ximself to everything including average people even when barren. Xe is also passively very handsome
(you) Decide xheir roles and abilities alongside adding more xharacters or something
R: 5 / I: 3
Clamstaples is coming and it is coming is coming is coming
Clamstaples is coming and it is coming is coming is coming. Clamstaples is coming and it is coming is coming is coming
R: 2 / I: 1
IT……..IT ACTUALLY SHUT DOWN…….
…….
IT……..IT ACTUALLY SHUT DOWN…….
…….
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>dancing creature.mp4
>bernd_sisa.png
>dancing creature.mp4
>bernd_sisa.png
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>Why even keep it at all
Music influences your brainwaves n shiet and helps you maintain continuity between your thoughts. Maybe I should really just be working without music at all, but either way this is probably a step in the right direction. Seemingly I can keep the advantages of music to an extent without it drowning out my thoughts. Have any of (You) ever tried this?
Thoughts?
Usually I listen to music super loud which makes it difficult to multitask while performing other activities. However, I've recently come up with the idea to just put the volume super low (2-6 on my PC) so that it just barely registers constantly. For reference it's hardly and more loud than the sound of my keyboard as I type.>Why even keep it at all
Music influences your brainwaves n shiet and helps you maintain continuity between your thoughts. Maybe I should really just be working without music at all, but either way this is probably a step in the right direction. Seemingly I can keep the advantages of music to an extent without it drowning out my thoughts. Have any of (You) ever tried this?
R: 27 / I: 7
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
Quote what did they complain about that got us shut down again?
>Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
Quote what did they complain about that got us shut down again?
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>these freaks call themselves 'women', so now it's your job to give them their introduction into womanhood
>yeah…YEAH ! WHACK 'EM, SMACK 'EM FEED 'EM SHOVE YOUR ROD DOWN HIS THROAT AND CHOKE THE FUCKIN LIFE OUT OF EM OOOOO MAAAAN HAHAHAAAAAAAAA YOURE GONNA MAKE ME SPILL YOU FUCKING CHICKEN EATING CHIMP
<OH NAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH STAHHP
>these freaks call themselves 'women', so now it's your job to give them their introduction into womanhood
>yeah…YEAH ! WHACK 'EM, SMACK 'EM FEED 'EM SHOVE YOUR ROD DOWN HIS THROAT AND CHOKE THE FUCKIN LIFE OUT OF EM OOOOO MAAAAN HAHAHAAAAAAAAA YOURE GONNA MAKE ME SPILL YOU FUCKING CHICKEN EATING CHIMP
<OH NAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH STAHHP
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>We as SHARTY must find a new site before quote SID
>We as SHARTY must find a new site before quote SID
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Xhey should've just let it die tbhdesu.
Xhey should've just let it die tbhdesu.
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>SNCA website actually gets dropped by it's host for days, it's userbase celebrates it coming back up.
>Shitty.poopy gets DDOSed for an hour and quote claims it got dropped, it's userbase dreads it coming back up.
What did this website do so wrong?
>SNCA website actually gets dropped by it's host for days, it's userbase celebrates it coming back up.
>Shitty.poopy gets DDOSed for an hour and quote claims it got dropped, it's userbase dreads it coming back up.
What did this website do so wrong?
R: 3 / I: 1
Do not resuscitate ts website next time bruh
Do not resuscitate ts website next time bruh
R: 4 / I: 1
Was this video a warning?
Was this video a warning?
R: 3 / I: 1
Okay but why is Quote's fursona kinda cute tho?
R: 9 / I: 1
My cat is having diarrhea and shitting and farting very loudly
My cat is having diarrhea and shitting and farting very loudly
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Once the second wave hits we should all organize and do this
Once the second wave hits we should all organize and do this
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≥Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
I-is he actually serious and will JSID
≥Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
I-is he actually serious and will JSID
R: 1 / I: 1
>IncogNET
>IncogNET
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Quote, also known as QuoteFox (full name Quote Worthington; born September 30, 1994), is a furry who lives in the Kent, Kent, United Kingdom, and is a game designer that works with retro style graphics (pixel art) on PC and Android. Quote also suffers from dyslexia.
He doesn't get upset very often because he has a light hearted nature.
Quote, also known as QuoteFox (full name Quote Worthington; born September 30, 1994), is a furry who lives in the Kent, Kent, United Kingdom, and is a game designer that works with retro style graphics (pixel art) on PC and Android. Quote also suffers from dyslexia.
He doesn't get upset very often because he has a light hearted nature.
R: 8 / I: 1
BBQ Sauce summoning thread
BBQ Sauce summoning thread
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Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
Apologies for the hour of downtime, the site got dropped by the host.
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Nusois, which jannies are in the Epstein files
Nusois, which jannies are in the Epstein files
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People with a neovagina, can it ever truly heal and can you ever move away from a state where the neovagina feels uncomfortable to have?
I have only read negative stories when you ask people to be honest.
Can you not have a neovagina and have pleasurable intercourse with it without feeling like the neovagina is a bother to your life?
People with a neovagina, can it ever truly heal and can you ever move away from a state where the neovagina feels uncomfortable to have?
I have only read negative stories when you ask people to be honest.
Can you not have a neovagina and have pleasurable intercourse with it without feeling like the neovagina is a bother to your life?
R: 1 / I: 0
posting it again (award)
posting it again (award)
R: 1 / I: 1
I wanna be barry so bad
I wanna be barry so bad
R: 2 / I: 2
just shut it down already though
kuz
kuz I know you're reading thisjust shut it down already though
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Contingency
What do you plan on using for when Quote SID?
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they only grow more brazen by the day… JSID may soon be upon us i fear…
they only grow more brazen by the day… JSID may soon be upon us i fear…
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JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 535 / I: 108
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 408 / I: 69
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
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BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 470 / I: 82
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 533 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 380 / I: 276
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 80 / I: 14
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)
previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 141 / I: 40
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 801 / I: 353
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru