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Late 2024 and Early 2025 joiners, are we oldfags now?
R: 23 / I: 15
ITT: post NAS that you physically resemble
R: 2 / I: 0
Ahem, LISTEN UP, YA FILTHY GOONERS! I've got a HARD-ON so massive it could split the fucking earth for TRANS WOMEN! Those SEXY GODDESSES, built like brick shithouses, defying all expectations! I wanna see 'em RIDE me until I'M spitting out rainbows, their sweaty bodies glistening under the spotlight as they CONQUER MY BONE. Their journeys are my morning WOOD, their struggles a turn-on, their triumphs my release, pure, unfiltered GOONER MATERIAL! Every curve, every muscle, a testament to their FUCKING POWER. Every single one is welcome to milk my prostate dry . . . their strength turns me on, their resilience making my GOON STICK throb with an UNHOLY DESIRE! I RESPECC them while my cock is ACHING WITH GOONER LOVE, alright? I LOVE them, each and every one, ya get me? PROPER GOONERS for life, the lot of 'em! TIME TO GOON!
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itt we watch dis
R: 8 / I: 8
TOTAL TRANNY HATE
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
R: 5 / I: 3
BEHEAD PEDOPHILES
RUN OVER PEDOS WITH A TRUCK
DROWN A PEDO IN HIS OWN PISS
R: 6 / I: 3
>nusois are aggro'd by a wholesome azusa, but dont care about rampant pedophilia and horrific bnwo posting
R: 74 / I: 17
What are (You)r Sharty achievements
R: 71 / I: 12

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 4 / I: 3
>thinking slop is the opposite of gem
R: 4 / I: 2
post dead ngger adult gemmies
R: 60 / I: 25
niipaaah
R: 12 / I: 5
It is and its culture has, much like 4chan in the old days, infested every single corner of the internet. Whenever someone calls something "slop" or "gem" or "coal", they are adoping soyjak party culture into their everyday life. And the Soyjak party, much like 4chan of old, is partly responsible for multiple mass casualty events along with groups such as [] and [] which also proliferate on that shithole of a website.

now, we look at incel forums and they also have been almost as equally as infectious as the soyjak party (mogging, various other terms i cant be assed to type down) but ultimately they're only sprending one kind of hateful ideology at their core while Soyjak Party is spewing out around 15 different hateful ideologies by the hour, including the hateful ideology perpetuated by incel forums and also appealing far more directly to impressionable teens and children via easy to access humor thats everywhere
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>giggers supports trans rights
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what stage are (you) at?
R: 466 / I: 82

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 30 / I: 4
ITT WE VANDALIZE HOMESTUCK WIKI

https://homestuck.miraheze.org/
R: 3 / I: 2
>you can post porn here and not even get banned for it
R: 2 / I: 1
if you're sub7 asking a woman out is equal to saying "im gonna rape you" so if your an incel you as well be an actual rapist, Or just start cold approaching women and saying "hey imma fuck you" till one inevitably caves in. Incel revolution now.
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Why is there so many lolicons on /soy, it makes me uncomfortable, be gone pedos
R: 42 / I: 17

== HUNKY MOVIE THREAD ==

Someone fuggen forgot to carry the flame and the last one got 'nished, I also didn't save any of the new ones so either they get posted or we start over

To progress the story YOU WILL use the last screenshot and but it into grok
When you post your addition YOU WILL leave the last frame in aswell

Also when hunky starts look blaker than usual use the head picture to fix it
R: 6 / I: 5
does brick rigs have too many cacas to be sharty kulturr
R: 8 / I: 1
>
R: 20 / I: 7
Fuck you
R: 4 / I: 4
why is there an fpe autist in my recommended?
no i don't watch troonslop i just play hoi4 autistically
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R: 20 / I: 3
I remember the first time I saw my sister naked I was so shocked she didn't have a penis
R: 5 / I: 3
Jerk patty literally mogged this dragged out decrepit shithole of a site
R: 30 / I: 14
is this a good meme
R: 6 / I: 3
that piratespeak giga is aryan, keep it up chad
>
R: 1 / I: 1
>my wife’s boyfriend
R: 8 / I: 5
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?
R: 3 / I: 3
>reddit premium
R: 0 / I: 0
>Xable y’s
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R: 61 / I: 16
i made cobbert ama
R: 123 / I: 44

RAID XIS 'CORD NOOOOW, 'OX IF POSSIBLE

THIS PERSON IS A BNWO FETISHISTS (obviously) and is also LITERALLY A PEDOPHILE DOCTOOOOOS, RAID XIS 'CORD BUT NOT BEFORE SNOOPING FOR 'ZARALDS.
R: 1 / I: 1
>Apples are healthy
R: 4 / I: 0
NIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIGNIG
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What vehicles do nusois drive
R: 2 / I: 1
>Fuck air and Fuck water
R: 1 / I: 1
>coca cola is a good drink ngl
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coca cola is a good drink ngl
R: 6 / I: 2
hello please look at this new soyjack thanks
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mare
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If this thread gets 1000 reppeys, then jannies have to add "Bibisi" nameroll
R: 31 / I: 10
>Hey Anon, wanna see me do it again?
R: 8 / I: 2
>theres a porn fetish for pooners where they are “failmales” since they look like females
>videos are just them jerking off to straight porn and males
i jerk off to this, ama.
R: 4 / I: 2

israel is going to kill trump and blame it on iran, or he will die of old age and they will pretend

screenshot this
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nusois are lowbloods kek
R: 4 / I: 3
>theres no soyjaks on /soy/
>it’s just anb qa
>what have we come to
R: 0 / I: 0
>posting fat fetish fan art of characters and saying > geg they'd look like this if they were an amerimutt
R: 6 / I: 4
post absurd gigas
R: 7 / I: 4
Erm… where are the soyjaks?
R: 0 / I: 0
>FACT: white skin = cuckold
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>this entire 'log
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>lolipedos won
R: 8 / I: 2
I AM CHRISTPILLED!

AMA!
R: 34 / I: 1
Testerino
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what are your operating systems
R: 14 / I: 1

Easy raid target

We found a nigger who specifically ASKED us to call xim. You know what to do teens come and gem it up.
https://www.twitch.tv/sbgbtv
Phone number: 757-770-6442
R: 11 / I: 2
>>15555555
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Let's all collectively force this giraffe as a new meme for no reason
R: 29 / I: 13
If this post gets the get this board must be a k-on only board award
R: 2 / I: 0
brick rigs gods VVQN btw
R: 0 / I: 0
.
R: 1 / I: 0
fuck niggers
R: 34 / I: 9
Johnny Test is gooder than retarded anime posted here
R: 8 / I: 1
I just realized that plier actually resembles markiplier
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>time to boogey
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I'm back
R: 4 / I: 0
BRICK RIGS GODS VVON THE GET
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132 N 5th St Apt 3a, Brooklyn, NY 11249-3259
Come visit me
R: 5 / I: 1
poop
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If this thread gets the get nothing happens.
R: 1 / I: 0
Septs decide what I goon to
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I am an foid. AMA.
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Hey
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>not being a dnb shithole
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R: 10 / I: 1
Me and the bull LOVE watching the burnt peanut and listening to 100 Gecs when he changes my nasty loaded diapers, he even lets me play on his OLED Nintendo Switch after.
R: 7 / I: 3

67 change number

67 is dead right now
new number, here come the change
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ITT: post vlodson killers
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R: 5 / I: 2
nu 'tsm
R: 13 / I: 12
ITT WE SOYDUEL TO ACCELERATE THE GET
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R: 44 / I: 11

Late night post no one will see.

I pull my nostril hairs out sometimes instead of trimming them.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
falseflagging as a frogposter while stealing the GET
R: 4 / I: 1
I was groomed and EPId 10 years ago when i was a teenage caca
R: 76 / I: 55

POST AUTISTIC SELFSHIPPERS

There's a xitter trend of autistic foids and trannies posting pics of themselves in love with literal cartoon characters and it's as geggy as you would expect

ITT: Post gegbull-worthy "yumeshippers" who pretend that they are the true love of literal cartoon characters:

https://x.com/search?q=%22Selfshipper%22&src=typed_query&f=live

https://x.com/hashtag/yumetwt?src=hashtag_click&f=live
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I shave my hair around my asshole is that gay behavior? Its itchy
R: 15 / I: 6
>waiting in the lobby for hrt appointment and they called out for “lilith” and i kid you not 3 different people started to get up
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The most raped franchise of all time
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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frog GET incoming
R: 6 / I: 3
she is cute c:
R: 0 / I: 0
<oy dis is 'p you is epi me ev&doe i is a 36 year old lesothian grand papa who groom discord kittens to join his e-haram because allah promised me 72 virgins or something and i dont feel like dying to get it o algo
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What's your favorite main variant
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>i get my girlfriend to say cobsons a gem for reppys
>thread instantly dies
>no reppys
why can’t i bait?
R: 14 / I: 4
When the sharty finally dies where would we go now? To the discord?
R: 11 / I: 1

>>15555555 GET INCOMING

Who will GET it?
R: 3 / I: 1
>griefing everyone in the lobby with a jet in gta online
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I DONT LIKE HAVING GETTING SEXUALLY MOLESTED BECAUSE I HAD FRIENDS AT A YOUNG AGE AND GETTING SEXUALLY MOLESTED MAKES ME FEEL SCARED THAT I MIGHT HAVE FRIENDS AGAIN SO NO I DONT WANT TO GET SEXUALLY MOLESTED BUT S ORRY ITS NOTHING PERSONAL I JUST LIKE NOT BEING MOLESTED AND ID RATHER JUST PLAY TF2 CLASSIC ALL DAYU WITH JUST ME ALONE AND DO NOTHING ELSE
R: 2 / I: 2
>buying a dedicated ip address range so you can set your ip to 14.88.14.88
R: 6 / I: 3
can people actually recognize 'teens from the way they post
R: 1 / I: 0
15555555 GET ACCELERATION THREAD
R: 9 / I: 4
>My favorite cartoon character will agree with my political views
<Kill all niggers
>What!? NO! HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
<Total nigger death
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
R: 1 / I: 0

DOGTOES...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jardee,_Western_Australia
>the 'p capital of australia
R: 3 / I: 0
i have to sleep i might miss the get
R: 0 / I: 0
never ssought i vvould see de day kway becomes a grooming spot for pooneralds
R: 10 / I: 3
hazbin hotel is
>set in hell
>no nazis
>no rapists
>no pedophiles
>no racists
>a bunch of faggots
what did vivzie mean by this?
R: 4 / I: 0
itt we set our password to poop123 and delete eachothers posts
R: 9 / I: 3
>IT'S DA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
<Why yes, it is the 'cord. How could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 0
Why are 4cuckers pedophiles?
R: 0 / I: 0
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>i love cats my favorite breed is maine coon
<uhmm… slurs arent allowed here sweetheart
<its okay though. some people are just born to be nothing but retarded chud cornballs
R: 7 / I: 0
what if there was a special episode of the sharty where all the dox victims team up and organize and theres like a massive battle and showdown vs us
R: 0 / I: 0
Thoughts on Vimms Lair? also what emulators do you use to run games off of it? I use Azahar for the 3DS.
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I DONT LIKE HAVING FRIENDS BECAUSE I WAS SEXUALLY MOLESTED AT A YOUNG AGE AND HAVING FRIENDS MAKES ME FEEL SCARED THAT I MIGHT BE SEXUALLY MOLESTED AGAIN SO NO I DONT WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS BUT S ORRY ITS NOTHING PERSONAL I JUST LIKE HAVING NO FRIENDS AND ID RATHER JUST PLAY TF2 CLASSIC ALL DAYU WITH JUST ME ALONE AND DO NOTHING ELSE
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2 exams tomorrow.
R: 9 / I: 0
I am a boy AMA
R: 11 / I: 1

>Atomwaffen in 2026

What's with normies and being a full decade behind on any alt-right related information?
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Can men be raped?
R: 2 / I: 0
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GEEEG THERE'S A TRANNY AT MY SCHOOL THAT USES THE SHARTY
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If you are trans, hit me up
R: 2 / I: 0
can you guys help expand my janny folder?
R: 9 / I: 14
>Ugh, the struggle of my current identity is real. Being a person of color has been challenging, and being rejected by a peer again is tough. He even administered a treatment to me. Why is the journey so difficult?
>Wait, I’m experiencing a significant shift. What was in that treatment? My perspective is changing, and I’m noticing a physical transformation. What’s happening?
>Hold on, could this be the breakthrough? Is this my new reality? I’m transitioning into a white identity! This feels like a miracle. My aspirations are finally manifesting! I’m becoming white, and now I understand the purpose of that intervention.
>Yes! The transformation is complete. I’ve moved past my previous identity and labels. I’m eager to leave my current environment behind and share this milestone with my peer. Perhaps this new version of me will lead to a successful connection this time!
R: 3 / I: 0
>deniers of this shall be banned by my janny cabal
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what 'jakk pet would you want
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new to the website <3
i've always found soyjacks really funny!
im excited to be around other people who like soyjacks like me!
(my favorite soyjacks lol!)
R: 1 / I: 0
Do you guys watch kick live streams?
Who do you watch ?
R: 38 / I: 11

Idea I’ve had since I was 10ish: The God Thought

Ok. So back when I was around ten, I had the idea of a sort of, “God Thought.”

The God Thought is a thought that could hypothetically give me the powers of a god i.e. whatever I want, to create this thought I would need to think of a thought that was not bound by this world’s logic. For example, “this thought will grant me the powers of god even absurd as it sounds because the power of god is just that powerful.”

This however has not worked, so instead I came up with another thought a few years later via bootstrap logic and the same logic used in the infinite monkey theorem. The thought goes, “This thought will grant me the powers of god, if it doesn’t work then when I eventually get the powers of god because infinite time means I will inevitably attain the powers of god one day without this thought, I will allow this very thought to give me the powers of god.”

This also has not worked, do any of you guys have any theories on how to get a working, “God Thought” that would grant you the powers of god?
R: 7 / I: 4

femcel rant

ughh all i need in life is a dom guy who'll take care of me without having any kind of societal obligations. i hate my shitty, depressing life. i never developed social skills and therefore have no social contacts. am usually ok with it but damn social exclusion is brutal. kinda wondering if anyone feels the same
R: 27 / I: 5
Just got a 2 week ban from 4cuck for posting a troonjak. AMA.
R: 9 / I: 2
JACKBOX RAID
R: 5 / I: 2
*nom*
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>this website was so good when i first joined in 2022 when kuzdollfrootsoot was owner and the pph was )37373737373737477474^7373737 and dnb was allowed
R: 1 / I: 1
The "tranny latinx" thing is real btw, when I was in secondary school some commiepedotroon mexcrement illegal faggot was in all of my classes
R: 21 / I: 5
>OMG YES I love anime, how could you tell?
R: 7 / I: 1
Actually unironic question here, if corporate internet basically gets shut down through either the AI bubble or the fact most of the internet is built on rotting 70s infrastructure will we still exist? What about smaller forums or websites in general? Will we simply just not exist?
R: 3 / I: 0
Shame on a nigga who tried to run game on a nigga
R: 3 / I: 1
Apparently Ouran High School Host Club literally has Crystal Cafe in it
R: 6 / I: 0
Alicia nameroll has to buy the sharty from quote for 1 thrembillion goybux
R: 7 / I: 2
Send the gif of cobson dancing
THREAD RULES
No ‘p
No dnb
Only cob
R: 4 / I: 1
>no arr-ACK
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ITT we use this site to translate our words into redditspeak
R: 1 / I: 0
dox whoever made this jardee pee dough ahh song mayne
R: 2 / I: 1
do nujannies accept gempass requests i hate mpa
R: 33 / I: 11
Whats up dudes.
I am one of the guys who used to cry about there being no jobs and not being able to make money. Then I accidentally stumbled on the US military new promotion.
I found out that new recruits with #quickship get $40,000 just for signing up and completing their service! This is in addition to pay and amazing benefits of the US army!
Now I know some people are scared to join the army, but the army these days is an easy way to make good money and serve your country. As a NEET and huge computer nerd, I was scared I might not have what it takes. But basic training would not only get you in shape, it will also give you the confidence you need to get a girlfriend! Not to mention girls love servicemen!
I know some people are scared to get sent to war, but guess what, a regular recruit will NEVER see combat! Most of your time will be spent on #selfimprovement! And when you are done with your service, you actually get $40,000 that you can use to start a business or buy a home and to boot, you also get amazing benefits and retirement pay!
I don't know how there are so many people complaining about jobs when there is an amazing job out there and the military is always hiring. All you have to do is be a MAN and put in some effort.
And before you worry about Ukraine or Russia, the U.S is never going to get involved in that so you know you are safe.
I like to be "BASED" but it is time to be #BASED on an actual military base that is.
I found this website that has all you need to know about #quickship and #enlistmentbonus. GOARMY.COM
R: 9 / I: 1
this is the end result of fetish bait posting btw
R: 8 / I: 4
I get knocked down
But I get up again
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It’s
R: 4 / I: 2
I had a dream where we got the dox of a splinter pedo and we cattywiped 4cuck /jp/ with it in celebration and oreos
R: 4 / I: 1
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>I don't want to be raped…..
R: 1 / I: 0
Quote should hire euromutt jannies to keep the site clean,howboutdateh?
>
R: 6 / I: 0
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Thoughts?
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Can we actually rape this guy?
R: 4 / I: 2
>
R: 2 / I: 1
>euro hours soon

Lock down the site
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If i wasn't the laziest nigger ever i'd make a youtube channel where i expose pedophiles that still post on the internet ('oonclowns friends, most porn "artists" etc etc) but it would have to have really good production values in order to get the views needed to cause actual effects on these people (getting them arrested or off the internet at the very least) someone that actually knows how to make jewtube videos do this please
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shubro is streaming again, ask him about gooning
https://www.twitch.tv/itzshubro
https://soyjakwiki.org/Shubro
R: 0 / I: 0
Start calling nusois fresh meat and rename soyjak.party to south-jenkin.prison
R: 4 / I: 2
I should buy a pickup truck
R: 2 / I: 1
>sharty good ev&doe it only exists because of 4cuck therefore bad
R: 7 / I: 2
I said I want to talk to fat women on an instagram post and a woman followed me.
she looks normal but has a picture of her "thick thighs" with her thighs at the beach with 2 likes.

should I talk to her? or something
R: 10 / I: 4
i cant enjoy a king size snickers bar anymore ever since i started using this site
just makes me feel yucky
R: 1 / I: 1
>newGOD
R: 6 / I: 4
trans women are women, what is so hard to understand about this?
R: 9 / I: 5

Shame on frogtrannies

They did NOT invent the word kek, they stole it from russian reversed shrek posters
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What does this make you think of

>Bigger
>Better
>Faster
>Stronger
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>Whats up dudes.
I am one of the guys who used to cry about there being no jobs and not being able to make money. Then I accidentally stumbled on the US military new promotion.
I found out that new recruits with #quickship get $40,000 just for signing up and completing their service! This is in addition to pay and amazing benefits of the US army!
Now I know some people are scared to join the army, but the army these days is an easy way to make good money and serve your country. As a NEET and huge computer nerd, I was scared I might not have what it takes. But basic training would not only get you in shape, it will also give you the confidence you need to get a girlfriend! Not to mention girls love servicemen!
I know some people are scared to get sent to war, but guess what, a regular recruit will NEVER see combat! Most of your time will be spent on #selfimprovement! And when you are done with your service, you actually get $40,000 that you can use to start a business or buy a home and to boot, you also get amazing benefits and retirement pay!
I don't know how there are so many people complaining about jobs when there is an amazing job out there and the military is always hiring. All you have to do is be a MAN and put in some effort.
And before you worry about Ukraine or Russia, the U.S is never going to get involved in that so you know you are safe.
I like to be "BASED" but it is time to be #BASED on an actual military base that is.
I found this website that has all you need to know about #quickship and #enlistmentbonus. GOARMY.COM
R: 64 / I: 16
ITT we farm pph
<
spam the reppies o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
what's this 'froot nigger feral' i keep hearing about?
R: 1 / I: 1
the way normalniggers act makes me wish the earth was nothing more than the crust sometimes
R: 4 / I: 1
neutralplier request thread 3
quora raid part 2 or something
R: 6 / I: 6
>lost my dnb on the move
i don’t want dnb on my pc anymore, send gemmies i can spam during raids
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Posting this again because there's nothing happening other than raids

continuation of the last thread, here are the changes if that matters:
>replaced coins with bugs
>other appearances of coins replaced with upvotes
>complete small mario replacement sprites
>mushroom replaced with soylent
>underground and castle themes slightly modified, will complete soon
>background fix
>piranha plant replaced with yotsoyba

and other snca. might make the softendo logo redirect to 'cado or something else that isn't the main sites. name and logo is a placeholder so it obviously won't be called that.
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>niggerrapestranny.webm
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We are all descendants from blaks
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I believe that God designed us to not remember our earliest years so we don't get EPI'd by our mothers
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Only in Ohio 😂😂😂

>When a child gets crushed under a barge at Splash Mountain but the blood splatters on the boat form a Hidden Mickey so the Disney Adults begin sacrificing themselves to the waters but the fats inside of them are holding too much carbon dioxide so Splash Mountain GENUINELY pulls a Lake Nyos and gasses everyone in the park to death Auschwitz style but your wife's boyfriend cucks you one last time and you get to see dem pussy lips spread: Yep. Epic dubs. award
R: 17 / I: 2
R: 513 / I: 38

CALL IN SHOW!

These communist losers are talking about how muh native americans are so oppersed and how we're on stolen land.

Called being nice, and this very obviously fat loser answered and got all mad when I asked if they were still talking about the Iranian war.

Might be fun to call, get on the air, and say something a little silly wouldn't it guys!:

listen to the show at : https://www.kalw.org/podcast/your-call

Call in at:
866-798-8255
R: 9 / I: 5
Stop the tranny hate.
R: 4 / I: 0
rate my toilet
R: 1 / I: 1
> You know what's worse than getting perma-banned? having a weiiiirrrrrddddd penis!
R: 2 / I: 2
NEW TALLY HALL SONG JUST LEAKED!!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
Wow! He's here! Make a wish!
R: 16 / I: 5
How come people don't make stuff with regular Chad as much, opting mostly for Gigachad?
R: 1 / I: 0

'brimmy log

R: 1 / I: 0
swede test ~-~!!test!!~-~ Ϫ
R: 1 / I: 1
>ROBLOXXXXX
R: 0 / I: 0
taking a break from south park… so i can cum
R: 8 / I: 2
>There's nothing left to 'jak and if there is, nobody uses it and sticks to the ol' variants
>Nobody discusses actual Politics or Theory in /pol/ (It's just /qa/ 2.0 with all the namefags, kill namefags)
>Raid is deader than the long-dead website
Lets face it, this website has nothing left to offer. It peaked during Froot and all that there's left now is just newfags, samefags and an irony poisoned userbase that does nothing but bait and shitposts. (I know because I am one) That or actual faggots and trannies that use this website.
>ribbitspace
Let's just pack it up and migrate to 4chan at this point, and I'm not even going to be an HTSM and point fingers you can come up with your own conclusion. What I will say is that, even Quote realized this as he's not going to sell the website to anyone once he feels like shutting it down.
R: 4 / I: 0
'teen vs immigrant litmus test
>name 10 femtanyl songs
R: 0 / I: 0
>There's nothing left to 'jak and if there is, nobody uses it and sticks to the ol' variants
>Nobody discusses actual Politics or Theory in /pol/ (It's just /qa/ 2.0 with all the namefags, kill namefags)
>Raid is deader than the long-dead website
Lets face it, this website has nothing left to offer. It peaked during Froot and all that there's left now is just newfags, samefags and an irony poisoned userbase that does nothing but bait and shitposts. (I know because I am one) That or actual faggots and trannies that use this website.
>ribbitspace
Let's just pack it up and migrate to 4chan at this point, and I'm not even going to be an HTSM and point fingers you can come up with your own conclusion. What I will say is that, even Quote realized this as he's not going to sell the website to anyone once he feels like shutting it down.
R: 17 / I: 4
NU TOSS

Turned some recent raid clips into a video if that matters
R: 1 / I: 1
When I played DDLC my hard drive was full of bbc beatdown splitscreen videos and Monika didnt seem to mind
R: 8 / I: 1
I'm keeping my friends dog at my house for the next week. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?
R: 0 / I: 0
>comprehensible soyjaks
R: 212 / I: 154

raid dump

posting all of the raid clips that I've collected over the years
R: 1 / I: 1
>erm we gott find a cure for the "infected" apocalypse
>also using the z-word is kinda offensive you know
<total zombie death
R: 5 / I: 1
will always be a gem.
R: 5 / I: 0
Imagine being a hard-working White man who had a wife and children, and then when you finally die at 80 you're reincarnated as a tapeworm egg inside a discord femboy's asshole
R: 5 / I: 1
I JUST KILLED EVERY NIGGER
R: 2 / I: 2
>tfw uhhh idk this is stupid fuck the world bro honestly fuck the world everything is stupid i hate this it isn't even funny
R: 1 / I: 0
>NAS tranime on the 'log
R: 1 / I: 0
sharty screenshots thread
R: 3 / I: 0
>Newton-Rapeson approximation method
R: 5 / I: 2
i want things to be gemmy again
R: 5 / I: 0
>*clik clik tap*
>"When Feraljak gets crushed by a tree but that's Brr Brr Patapim so you GENUINELY accept it as divine will: Now this… Is epic."
>*post*
<HELP YOU FUCKING BASTARD
R: 4 / I: 0
I'm tired of trannies, can we jump to the next trend?
R: 3 / I: 1
>CP is funny, actually, and if you think otherwise you are just a stupid newfag moralfag
R: 4 / I: 1
I have a big butt and big breats fetish ama
R: 1 / I: 0
>complaining about police being biased because of your race while rapping about selling drugs and gunning people down
R: 3 / I: 0
I told my fat stupid nigger sister to make food for me while i game, living the dream.
R: 7 / I: 0
ITT we try to quote our own ids because i want to see what happens
>15553826
R: 9 / I: 2
I'm damn tired and desperate should I just stick my dick in a tranny and get on with losing my virginity? I swear I talk to women they never seem to be interested and sometimes rude.
R: 3 / I: 3
>the amen break will fit my video essay on how evil chuds killed frootiger aerthough so much!!
R: 9 / I: 0
>are you grooming what Im grooming brxtha?
<I think Im affirming what your dialating xista
R: 3 / I: 2
Heil Hitler nigga and Cobson will always be a fucking gem
R: 3 / I: 0
test
R: 0 / I: 0
>youngboy they gon kill ya you better stop dissin 'em
<tellem niggas "fuck em" i ain't scared of em
R: 10 / I: 0
why does the dancing nigger baby get automatically deleted
R: 3 / I: 2
>Minecraft big tits sex sexy woman naked jenny's mod busty lady porno film 4k video no scam Sesotho subtitles Arabic translation
R: 8 / I: 0
you either die a /soy/poop or live long enough to see yourself become the /qa/god
R: 2 / I: 1
>YOU VILL WIPE YOUR ASS EV&DOE OUR ANCESTORS NEVER DID THAT
R: 9 / I: 8

Trans appreciation thread

post wholesome gender-affirming trans gemmies in this thwead :3
R: 4 / I: 2
>JSI-ACKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 0 / I: 0
>lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
R: 27 / I: 11
Anyone else notice troonjaks seem to be a lot less common now?
R: 0 / I: 0
Does anybody have that flash cartoon where it's the impish vikings and they're in a lake?
R: 2 / I: 3
Welcome to hard times
Back again like its never been, for the first time
It seems to mess with my head
So when I realize what it takes can I relate
With whatever but never will it drive me to hate
Could be the next guy that you take before I wake
Now I lay me down to sleep, eyes tight when I pray
This here is real life, circumstances make you think
Should I be counting my blessings
The next second my eyes blink?
Here in the Southtown, hey you know that kids don't play
Put it down in the streets, will I see another day
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank God that I made it alive
Here in the Southtown, hey you know that kids don't play
Put it down in the streets, will I see another day
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank God that I made it alive
One love, its easier said than done
Can I rise above everything that's in my way?
Like words you say
You let your tongue get loose
But when push comes to shove, not used to walking away
I keep on looking up, cause these times, they getting tough
Tomorrow's gone, and its the same old song
Father fill my cup, give me strength to power up
A life to shine, you're the diamond in this rough
Here in the Southtown, hey you know that kids don't play
Put it down in the streets, will I see another day
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank God that I made it alive
Here in the Southtown, hey you know that kids don't play
Put it down in the streets, will I see another day
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank God that I made it alive
Don't wanna throw up my fist, ain't gots to be like this
Don't wanna throw up my fist, I must resist
Don't wanna throw up my fist, I must resist
Don't wanna throw up my fist, I must resist
Don't wanna throw up my fist, I must resist
It ain't gots to be (Like this)
It ain't gots to be (Like this)
It ain't gots to be (Like this)
It ain't gots to be (Like this)
Like this, ain't gots to be like this (Like this)
Like this, ain't gots to be like this (Like this)
Like this, ain't gots to be like this (Like this)
Like this, ain't gots to be, like, this (Here in the Southtown!)
Like this
Here in the Southtown, hey you know that kids don't play
Put it down in the streets, will I see another day
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank God that I made it alive
Here in the Southtown, you know that kids don't play
Put it down in the streets, will I see another day
If I make it back this time, gots to hold what is mine
And thank God that I made it alive
Here in the Southtown
R: 2 / I: 0
IT'S SAINT PADDY'S DAY
R: 17 / I: 4
>trans women are wome-ACK
R: 8 / I: 1
R: 30 / I: 11
>troonjak fell of-ACK
R: 6 / I: 2
are we being raided why are there so many fucking tranny faggot niggers
janjans please save the sharty
R: 6 / I: 4
>get a load of this g-ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK!
R: 9 / I: 0
where is your joy and whimsy
R: 0 / I: 0
>obsessed ichuddler meltdown
R: 119 / I: 22

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 379 / I: 273
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 528 / I: 107

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 169 / I: 79
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 140 / I: 40

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 473 / I: 195

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 531 / I: 109
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 538 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 404 / I: 68

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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