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Feet or armpits?
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Been making BBC jokes to my sister lately. Tryna implant ideas. Wish me luck.
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>SHIXX SHEEEEEVENNN!!
*everything freezes childrens heads twist around 3 times while saying "sheeeeeveeeennn" in a low distorted voice before rising up into the air and forming into a massive ball*
*it takes seven times seven and sixscore days 4 the last child to reach the ball everything is still frozen except sometimes when "sheeeevennn…." erupts from the meme ball causing ripples in the oceans and objects to fall off tables*
*goerge floyd watches from the surface of the moon and shakes his head*
"our young generation is clearly lost mane…"
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>What are your feti- Oh fuck I cant breathe
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what's the funniest way to kill yourself
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azunyan!!!
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Gonna eat a banana before bed but I'll wash it first cause my sister has been home alone all day
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pretend this thread is bait and your clitty is leaking at it
>
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just made this gemerald ai toss
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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ITT we turn this into a sharty remix to reflect the state of this site
R: 8 / I: 1
you soy-wojakkers are the absolute fucking worst.
R: 13 / I: 13
>WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WHICH ONE DID YOU GET FAGGOT
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OH NONONO.. JANNIES.. WHAT IS THIS?
R: 1 / I: 1
rangeban ytbois
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DARKWOKE 2.0

>trannies are now making unironic ACK! edits of other trannies xey don't like

Is Darkwoke 2.0 keyed?

https://x.com/search?q=geckowo
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itt we watch this doe
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Behead 71cb
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testing testing
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can somephono explain why froot is associated with galaxy gas?
>
<
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ITT we post John Lenon and Yoko Ono porn
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nostalgic gem
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I could swear there was a pepelaugh version of this video. Can someone post it please?
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so what happened with the banpage and the site getting brapped up?
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the next sharty admin
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Wouldn’t let me post on /Raid

Can we raid this mofuggin guy?

His real name is Brian Kraus, he is from Pincher Creek AB originally but moved to Lethbridge AB as an adult to essentially become a code monkey. He has all his socials here
https://www.briankraus.ca/pages/contacts

The reason I wanted to call for a raid is because he was involved in some nefarious shit when he was younger, that might have led to a possible murder attempt and the death of others. He was still a child during some of them, but even back then he had some type of knowledge or involvement and understanding. For example, he was out near the reservation as a teenager and he was with his
buddies and one of his friends almost beat to death some dude he broke his bones and left him severely beaten in the hospital. He openly said he was there, due to his association with drugs. That’s just one of the examples we know about.

Also despite this, he is still up to his old tricks, he was back in pincer creek only a couple of years ago and he visibly was sending death threats dressed up in an outlandish outfit wearing a big grey wig with big grey dark sideburns. His gait and physiognomy are unmistakable. He also has kind of a slouch and a really humongous ass that kind of perturbs outwardly while he walks.

I was thinking it would just be funny to just send him constantly emails and try to gain access to his twitter account. You should try using the names “Bayden, James, Daniel, or Travis or maybe even Gan” then that will really confuse him. Just say off the wall random shit to him, he gets offended really easily oh and make sure to reference eggs all the time but also maybe if you’re feeling up for it, the lion king.
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saw a troon IRL today
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The names Zoe, Haley, and Madison are very common among snowbunnies. Don't trust girls with these names.
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How would you feel upon witnessing this miraculous sight?
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If you were dating a foid and she wanted to do gay things with another foid would you let her?
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Ringo Star Says He Didn't Masturbate With Other Beatles
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If you have a teenage sister (or daughter in the future) then don't eat any bananas or cucumbers without washing them first cause you never know
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how trooned do you have to be in order to become a bisexual she/they in 5th grade geg
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>>>/chive/4290
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brimstone hours
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I don’t know why but I’m starting to miss old biden here, every day was a new funny clip of him and he was such a gegbull.
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>total jeet death
Keep crying white sissies. All your women crave us. award
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https://www.youtube.com/@candles00/videos
Can we 'ape this EPI furfag niggerstone please?
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>my transgender wife impregnated a woman and now i have to pay child support
>what am i supposed to do /soy/?
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new gem
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Itt we worship our blak kang quote
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Poop General TW: very stinky

ITT… POOP HAHA!
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banana
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OGD thread

>abusing non-white children will save the heckin whyte rayce!!!
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DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
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>posted it again award
Hello shardee, I lost contact with a dear friend of mine that uses or used this website. He plays primehack, that should be obscure enough to identify him.
Chances are low but not zero
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furry porn thread

itt we post furry sisas
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Why haven't we 'oxed Mossa yet?

He's a pedophile who draws actual gore 'p, and he drew softcore porn of soyjaks and chudjak that got really popular with normies.
If that's not dox worthy I don't know what is.
Pic related is some of his more sfw "art"
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alr your boy froot gotta go cuz i got bills and bitches to pay and i cant ford this bullshit especially baby mama done gave birth to anotha problem. so if i call you up your ass in charge. ight? alr lemme see… fuck… uhh…
>you
>you
>and you
alr now runnin the shardy serious biz cuz they aint finna 'precciate yo ass so you gotta be coo. ight? now if it ever get haard u gotta remember i putchu in charge cuz i now yall some good boys. yall gonna make me proud i alr kno so dontchu worry
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>gooning to your meds
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>Worshipping celebrities
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heh… nusois… im such a hot girl… youd never get me…KEK
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Mudslimes are like kikes but retarded. kikes try to cover up they’re rapes but mudslimes will just rape women in broad daylight. Both are disgusting one is just more stealthy
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Gegbvll material?

>soyjack people DNI
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>Wtf is 'brown countries'

>Mexico is no syria and syria is not India
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>
OYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK JANNIES WHY IS THIS STILL UP
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does anyone else like to sniff their own armpits
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ned digger hours
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twerking became popular cause foids wanted to attract BBC
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>what ai do you use to make funny hunky videos?
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TITS OR GTFO
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Just… just shut it down.
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>breaking into the sperm bank and replacing all the sperm with nigger sperm you harvested from the largest BBCs
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We must eradicate the brony scum.
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gigger wonned
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>grok quoting
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somephono giga this
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>dont care didnt ask plus im wagging my tail and going arf arf wraff bark :3
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>dont care didnt ask plus im wagging my tail and going arf arf wraff bark :3
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Which one is the most goonable character?


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The namerolls are seeming a bit too sentient rn
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fallout 3 remastered is releasing in august
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>hrhhr;sf
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SNCA AND TRANIME

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCEvA-ERy-B/
why is cobblestone rapping
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fresh 'toss
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>my transgender wife impregnated a woman and now i have to pay child support
>what am i supposed to do /soy/?
R: 0 / I: 0
>smearing jars of jam onto indian slave boys so they get eaten alive by flies while you golf
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>babyjak fetish art (with implied porn) is on the 'ru
>it was approved by cobblestone herself (evandoe quote confirmed he was a man)
>she is defending it by calling babyjak not a baby
We need to shut the soybooru down.
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I like big braps and I cannot lie
You other sniffers cant deny
When a girl walks in with a tummy ache and farts right in your face you
Cum
Want to pull up sigma
Even THOUGH soys saying "bruh"
Deep in the diaper shes shitting
Im hooked and I cant stop sniffing
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
And I wanna sniff ya
Nusois try to report me
But those braps you fart
>M- make me so horny
Oh incredibly gassy
Dont you just walk past me
Keep brapping brapping
I dont mind if youre crapping
Babe get your fart on
Its giving me a hard on
Butt sweat
Is wet
I drink it like Perriet
Im tired of nusoiteens
Saying braps are a tranny thing
Take the average giga give him a brap
Hell give you white tears back
So gigas
>YEAH
Gigas
<YEAH
Does your girlfriend like to brap
>HELL YEAH
<HELL YEAH
So make it
Make it
Feed her beans all night
Baby got brap
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can someone turn the thumbnail into an image o algo
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if i had a gf named emily i would call her gemily in a cute way
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is there a full 'neem stream where he spergs out?
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a
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the site is shitting itself I can't post anything more than 2 mb
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im not in trouble right janny?
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twerking became popular cause foids wanted to attract BBC
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Some obsessed nigger posted babyjak 'p and I urgent reported it but instead of banning the 'p posters the nigger jannies decided to ban me instead. Genuinely fuck this website quote is literally admin 6.
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What do you think of my hand nusois
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clamstaples is here
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ITT we listen to this gem
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Just drank 6 cans of sour monkey
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SHARTY CULTURE THREAD
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discord lost
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Just drank 6 cans of sour monkey
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I like big braps and I cannot lie
You other sniffers cant deny
When a girl walks in with a tummy ache and farts right in your face you
Cum
Want to pull up sigma
Even THOUGH soys saying "bruh"
Deep in the diaper shes shitting
Im hooked and I cant stop sniffing
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
And I wanna sniff ya
Nusois try to report me
But those braps you fart
>M- make me so horny
Oh incredibly gassy
Dont you just walk past me
Keep brapping brapping
I dont mind if youre crapping
Babe get your fart on
Its giving me a hard on
Butt sweat
Is wet
I drink it like Perriet
Im tired of nusoiteens
Saying braps are a tranny thing
Take the average giga give him a brap
Hell give you white tears back
So gigas
>YEAH
Gigas
<YEAH
Does your girlfriend like to brap
>HELL YEAH
<HELL YEAH
So make it
Make it
Feed her beans all night
Baby got brap
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JANNIES HAVE GONE INSANE
>
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discord lost
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nusois don't know how to answer the simple maths equation 191 * 4…. JSID already
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QUOOOTE REMOVE THE SIXTY SEVEN NUMBER AUTOBAN WORDFILTER
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I like big braps and I cannot lie
You other sniffers cant deny
When a girl walks in with a tummy ache and farts right in your face you
Cum
Want to pull up sigma
Even THOUGH soys saying "bruh"
Deep in the diaper shes shitting
Im hooked and I cant stop sniffing
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
And I wanna sniff ya
Nusois try to report me
But those braps you fart
>M- make me so horny
Oh incredibly gassy
Dont you just walk past me
Keep brapping brapping
I dont mind if youre crapping
Babe get your fart on
Its giving me a hard on
Butt sweat
Is wet
I drink it like Perriet
Im tired of nusoiteens
Saying braps are a tranny thing
Take the average giga give him a brap
Hell give you white tears back
So gigas
>YEAH
Gigas
<YEAH
Does your girlfriend like to brap
>HELL YEAH
<HELL YEAH
So make it
Make it
Feed her beans all night
Baby got brap
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>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm homieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why u beating bart again homieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
R: 0 / I: 0
I like big braps and I cannot lie
You other sniffers cant deny
When a girl walks in with a tummy ache and farts right in your face you
Cum
Want to pull up sigma
Even THOUGH soys saying "bruh"
Deep in the diaper shes shitting
Im hooked and I cant stop sniffing
Oh baby I wanna get with ya
And I wanna sniff ya
Nusois try to report me
But those braps you fart
>M- make me so horny
Oh incredibly gassy
Dont you just walk past me
Keep brapping brapping
I dont mind if youre crapping
Babe get your fart on
Its giving me a hard on
Butt sweat
Is wet
I drink it like Perriet
Im tired of nusoiteens
Saying braps are a tranny thing
Take the average giga give him a brap
Hell give you white tears back
So gigas
>YEAH
Gigas
<YEAH
Does your girlfriend like to brap
>HELL YEAH
<HELL YEAH
So make it
Make it
Feed her beans all night
Baby got brap
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Nigga we be bussin on our ops on the regular
we be suckin nigga cocks on the regular
nigga we be sucking on our dawwgz on the regular
nigga we riding on her cock on the regular
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Htsm was the death of this site
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what truly is so scary about the desert
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Htsm was the death of this site
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Who gives the best hugs?
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QUOOOTE REMOVE THE SIXTY SEVEN NUMBER AUTOBAN WORDFILTER
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i want to have a job but im not worth anything do i kill myself already or do i live off of welfare
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test
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can you hear it too?
R: 1 / I: 0
JANNIES HAVE GONE INSANE
>
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Hospital

I'm at the hospital, how y'all doing?
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pretty lady
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Test
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i am severely anxious about the future and my goals while simultaneously feeling there is no meaning in life and life is not worth living. how can both exist at the same time? also, how do i not kill myself?

note: i live in a shithole though
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what happened
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Why do foids like gay sex and femboys so much?
R: 2 / I: 0
post janny leakage
R: 2 / I: 1
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i need to rape someone
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I dont mean to sound pretentious or old, but every modern film (2015-now) is absolute fucking garbage
>shit, pretentious writing
>bad acting
>terrible cinematography
>bad lighting
>colors are either too washed or too saturated
>heavy use of greenscreens
>bad scores
>muh 80s nostalgia
>woke/dei
>the same tired tropes
>forced social commentary – usually a scenario of evil bad whitey keeping down a wholesome blakerino
>digital cameras
>bad dialogue
I fucking hate new films so much.
R: 9 / I: 1
Certified gegbull

Gem up his chat

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ervSWmPtWg
R: 1 / I: 0
why is the fingerboy associated with the phrase *rapes you* hashbanned
R: 13 / I: 1
Mods, for God's sake, please removed that one retarded auto permaban wordfilters.
You can't just fucking make a certain number as permaban word.
I think I got that autoban by replying to a post that had that exact number as ID.
R: 7 / I: 2
>Our parents created us. Not some magical sky daddy.
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Janny is having a meltie geeeeeg
R: 1 / I: 0
WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THE BANPAGE DOCTOMMMMMMMMMMES
R: 18 / I: 2
Is loona a sisa?
>
R: 2 / I: 0
any bottoms on this site im about to commit afelony if i dont get some ass
R: 1 / I: 0
wtf is going on with the bans

holy leakage
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Getting fucked in the ass sounds horrific my ass hurts after i shit i cannot imagine having something like that going BACK IN
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'ZA THIS UGLY NIGGER NOWWWWWWWWWW
<
https://www.twitch.tv/yusuf7n
<
Name: Yusuf Mohammed Abdullahi
818 Copper Mist Ct
Grayson GA 30017
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why are emo girls so attractive?
R: 1 / I: 1
>burnt peanut is keyed btw, if that matters
R: 2 / I: 0
Why are jannies so obsessed with me?
R: 1 / I: 2
SEND GIFS HERE
Under 10mbs, need my gifs folder to be bigger
R: 2 / I: 0
men who are physically weaker than other men deserve to be raped until they die if it matters
R: 21 / I: 1

nameroll game!

first one who rolls hunky decides what i finger myself to
R: 0 / I: 0
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Pooners and other foids are the ones posting all the BBC threads
R: 0 / I: 0
>Edit: this was so wholesomarino
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Anarchists and Libertarians belong in mental asylums
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Behold the current state of women who still post on the 'cuck
https://boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/34331537
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>whites hate niggers
>mexicans hate niggers
>niggers hate niggers
>asians hate niggers
>indians hate niggers
Who likes these people?
R: 5 / I: 0
I GOON TO BOOBS
R: 1 / I: 0
>explaining to a room of empty chairs that the jews are responsible for everything wrong in the world for 90 minutes
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EVANGELION THREAD

EVARYANS GET IN HERE!
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Time to chose
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What happened to this board man? Even just a month or two ago it was way better, now I don't feel any joy from scrolling. Are any of the other boards on the Sharty decent or is it time to let go?
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what does "no arrow" mean?
R: 1 / I: 0
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What happened to this board man? Even just a month or two ago it was way better, now I don't feel any joy from scrolling. Are any of the other boards on the Sharty decent or is it time to let go?
R: 1 / I: 1
<
R: 0 / I: 0
>fr e sh a voca do
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Quote can you please add an easy way to scroll through funny soyjak vdieos on here like on reels
R: 2 / I: 1
Nate spotted
R: 5 / I: 0
hrhhr;sf
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Im still a big fan of this meme. I knew some might see it as tiktok normie slop, but I still find it charming and funny
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doxing this random troon
it's just too easy to 'ox troons so we're doing it to random troons
ALL INFO GATHERED
https://anticapitalist.party/@weirdoslam
https://x.com/take5tm
https://bandcamp.com/take5tm
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ivy-inwoner-9483091a3/
Troon name: Ivy-Iwoner
Location: Chicago IL
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Age old question


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ITT we discuss what board arrangement the sharty should have in our favorite alternate history soyjak.st
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>i’m going to church you can stay home it’s okay
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>hashbrown amerimutt images so niggers stop spamming them
R: 7 / I: 1
>Yeah, so I've been watching this anim-
<OH. MY. NAMEFAG. FUCK YOU YOU BANTY BRANDNIGGER CORD PEDO BOOGEYMAN BOOGEYMAN BOOGEYMAN BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD!!!! BY PARTICIPATING IN HOBBIES I DISLIKE YOU ARE LITERALLY ABUSING AND MOLESTING CHILDREN AND CONSUMING CSAM!!!! BECAUSE… YOU ARE OKAY? THE COOL KIDS TOLD ME TO HATE J*PAN 😂😂😂 AND COBSON FACT AND 4CHAN FROG SAID SO TOO. I'M TOTALLY NOT DEVALUATING PEDOPHILIA AND IF YOU SAY THAT I AM! YOU ARE A BUZZWORDY BUZZWORD
^saaar what 16 yeer old dooch gurl you want to fuk ya kuch aurr
<OH. MY. ADMIN WORSHIP. THIS IS THE GEMERALDIEST GEM TO EVER GEM THE GEMMIEST GEMMY GEM GEMS!! QUOTE SOOT FROOT ZOOT NOOT SHOOT, PIN THIS, LOOP THIS AND GIVE XIS KIND SIR A GEMPASSS!!!!
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BNWO CHATROOM RAID

ANTIMATTER GOONCLOWN-LEVEL SPADESON BNWO SUICIDE CHATROOM

This website is the literal portal to niggerhell and also a chatroom for BNWO spadesons to SEND IMAGES OF THEMSELVES SELF-HARMING AND ATTEMPTING SUICIDE (Which they call "winning"). THEY ALSO GOON TO WHITE BABIES BEING ABORTED, WHITEBOI BEATDOWNS, AND IRL GORE

The people on this website are EXTREMELY mentally ill and encourage each other to commit suicide
the website owner is some (alleged) biofoid named lucie who lives somewhere in France (snopes needed) who these people treat as their god and cut themselves for

The website has NO character limit OR file upload cooldown. Use this to your advantage with ASCIIjaks (https://soyjakwiki.org/ASCIIjak) and the file spam script in the following post

THE SITE IS VIBECODED SLOP - CODEGODS, LOOK FOR VULNERABILITIES - THERE IS A blakMAIL SECTION WHERE GOONERS UPLOAD THEIR ACTUAL PERSONAL INFORMATION, IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY GEMMY TO BREACH

Niggercheck: Click "Yes", "Yes", "No", "Continue", and then answer "Roleplay" for all situations.

USE A VPN WHILE ACCESSING THIS SITE NIGGERS
https://luciegoon.xyz/chat
R: 4 / I: 1
Send za’s to this random troon I found on xitter
https://anticapitalist.party/@weirdoslam
https://x.com/take5tm
https://bandcamp.com/take5tm
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ivy-inwoner-9483091a3/
https://www.facebook.com/take5tm
Troon name: Ivy-Iwoner
Location: Chicago IL
Number: 562-846-5100
Address: in picrel
R: 1 / I: 0
>>15483677
Oh my Fauci ts tuff asl
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is the booru shitting itself
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marge why isn't there anything about the march whiteboardfox raid on the 'ki? I remember it being very gemmy with alot of artfag leakage on xheir plebbit and it was THE raid that forced open the site owner's neovagina into rulecucking everything to the point where it was unraidable
the page: https://soyjakwiki.org/Whiteboard_raiding
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I'm indifferent about anime
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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DRINK YOUR COFFEE, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. DON'T FORGET TO ADD MILK.
R: 8 / I: 2
>Whyyyy buy an expensive matcha cake, when you only need 4 ingredients and a few minutes to make it yourself…
R: 1 / I: 1
>Leaving 24 hour AA chips around liquor stores
R: 8 / I: 4
>I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
>Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
R: 3 / I: 0
'w on the log
R: 4 / I: 0
The doors is p
>Even doe the original version was worse
R: 8 / I: 1
Nusois, Hold the Shift key and click on a thread that is bait
R: 6 / I: 2
>flowerjak…
R: 3 / I: 2
>nigga im nuts!
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Is operation 404 still ongoing? I've found some damning information that could assist it. And 'ox a lot of furry faggots. A 'teen I know stumbled upon a hidden nest made out of some familiar names. They appear to be part of E621 pedophiles and Furaffinity faggots. And there is about 230 accounts. They also have a 'gram channel and group chat
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Quote, would you be willing to sell the site for £1,500? Negotiable.
I can do bank transfer via UK faster payments.
What channel of contact is appropriate?
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You guys are more like who you hate than you think
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>My wife’s boyfriend didn’t vote for kamala
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How can I supress some faggy feelings?
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Quote, would you be willing to sell the site for £1,500? Negotiable.
I can do bank transfer via UK faster payments.
What channel of contact is appropriate?
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Once you see enough bait threads, they become funny
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The sovl days….
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DNI with these dogshit gooner threads, just shift click and move on, goodnight.
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Reminder that Mymy is canonically orange because of all the curry tainted Indian loads she swallows
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rape the nigger who made this
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You think he had it good. He got to leave.
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ITT we post aryanime girls (no brimstone doe) 6
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Fuck you, quote, and your administration, and what you did to this website… BECAUSE THE ONCE GEMMY 'LOGS I SAW HAVE BEEN GONE… FOR MONTHS!
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>Gooning to bbw tranny porn
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ITT WE GEG AT THIS FUNNY SHIT
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test
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i asked a foid whether she finds 'jaks or nas coal like pepe or wojak funny, she said pepe. how is a fucking frog funny?
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Hey nusoi, look what I found!
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Trans Rights

Trans rights thread
Bigots GTFO!!!!
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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>start braykeeng the news
>ayem plambing today
>aye want to bee apart of eet
>warsawww, waaar-sawww
>AYEEE WANT TO WAKE AP EEN CEEETY ZAT ALWAYS SHEETS
>AND FIND AYEM KEENG OF THE PLANGE, TOP OF ZE PEES
>thees leetal bobr kurwas
>are leeding me astray
>so jast pack and fack ze cheeken
>een warsaw, war-saw

<dont you forget to pet me

<ill be in river, building, you know it, polski
<dam nigga, are you recording?
<pet me polska, or I'll ruin your denim spodnie
<chewing wood may break it apart
<and log falls straight into your yard but polski
<dont you forget to pet me
<dont, dont, dont, dont
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>Some obsessed nigger posted babyjak 'p and I urgent reported it but instead of banning the 'p posters the nigger jannies decided to ban me instead. Genuinely fuck this website quote is literally admin 6.
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有缘千里来相会,无缘对面不相逢。
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-1 bbc
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can we all just please post gems here?
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i can't vote on polls
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What the fuck is a DNI thread?
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why do characters drawn by troons always blush so much?
>
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>'p and loli are 'arty culture, newGOD.
>…Just not the 'arty you expected.
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Women squeeze their legs together and it makes their pussies feel good. Sometimes they do this in public.
Women's bladders are adjacent to the internal parts of their vaginas so when they hold in their pee it can feel pleasurable. Sometimes they do this on purpose.
Many girls who have owned a dog at one point got slightly aroused when their dog tried to stick it's nose in their crotch. Sometimes they get the impulse to let it continue. A small percent do.
Some women masturbate using the vibrations from electric toothbrushes
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LeBron is spiritually white
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is posting solomon here banned
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ITT we chimp out and let our clitties leak rivers and shitfling
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IAS?
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Who else is excited for the drop of heggin bully by Kanye west
No arrow because I look like and say this
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Who the fuck is the green guy on the left?
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Do you think LeBron James supports TND?
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marge what is a chiffon cake and how do i make one
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I appreciate the progress the Sharty made to automatically combat all of the nasty illegal spam.

Even if the site is descending into niggerhell, there's only so much the jannies who do it for free (and us) can do. Be the change you wish to see in the world.

inb4 captcha gets activated next day
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>fatphobic
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Not sure anymore
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自由只存在于束缚之中,没有堤岸,哪来江河
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>homerooooooo quieres tomar serbesa?????
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I'm feeling happy today
>:)
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Worst day you've been on the shitty?
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I put a turd under my pillow for the poop fairy and woke up the next morning with 500 dollars
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DNI WITH THIS THREAD
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the new 'g stands for Gigafly and this is it
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We're having a jean party and your not invited
>Imagw
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Charging up my laugh nusoi. I’ll need to when I finally burst at the absolute state of this shithole.
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Euro hours are starting early tonight
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>I don't get it. That pepe laugh pepe has that suit on every time he calls me a nusoi. Why does he have it? I have money in crypto, I'm not poor. He probably has a lot of debt from spending so much on that, heh
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>living in a pod in a walkable city while eating bugs, drinking soylent, watching marvel, playing nintendo
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What the fuck is a inb4?
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What the fuck is quote?
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Make me feel bad

Why do chuds look so hot and trannies not
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What is your sexuality?
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I emptied my folder so I need that flashy video called click if your trans. And I even lost the gay porn piler
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How do i emulate super goytendo games in linux?
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What the fuck is a soyjak?
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What the fuck Is a sage?
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hey guys theoretically, if my penis was covered in a ton of styrofoam and i couldnt get it off what do i do?
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>the wheels on the bus go soy soy soy
>soy soy soy
>soy soy soy
>all through the walkable city
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Is Null IAS or NAS?
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https://wojakdb.com/
I just found the WojakBooru
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>my life is like a gigachad game
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'toss
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Soyness Combat thread number #13, unfortunately had to do some IRL snca so couldnt animate this week. Back on it doe.
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YO YO YOOOOO ITS POOP DAY! WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS TAG THREE BIG ASS TURDS TO INVITE TO THE PARTY! or something
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: