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IP ADDRESSES FROM LOLI THREADS ON 4CHAN'S /B/

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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The Beatles is troonslop
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>anime bad
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marge i haven't been on the sharty for a month why is there so much tranime NAS …..
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hunky twink sex machine decides what aryan gemmies i goon to today
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Sub 3 moid incel cortisol spike framemogged while jestergooning
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ITT WE POST R/ANIMEMES WHOLESOME CHUNGUS TRUE WEEABOO /A/ NON-TOURIST DIAPER GEMS
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Quote make a system where jannies can shadowban bait so it seems like no one engages with bait and only actual good threads are being interacted with and bait dies down naturally
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all I need in life is a woman like her hggnn
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Why are soicucks so obsessed over chicks with dicks?
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>Sigh… reddit… can I marry you? Posts like this are what keep me coming back.
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dnb site
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is /adv/ the only board left not full of trannies/porn on 4cuck
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WE NEED A NEW RAID

For the past 3 months, we have seen a significant drop in raid activity. Do you know why? because WE DONT HAVE ANY RAID TARGETS.
We need to find a new site or game to raid, and it MUST be a gemmy target.
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your sister is dating a new guy. she's bringing him home for dinner. he enters the house and this is how looks like. your reaction?
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Nusois don't even post IAS anymore they just look at you like this
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>and then she brought me to her work office as she kept me sucking her tits and sitting on me while she worked for hours
<as he should
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why are basedjak posters so sensitive desu
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>these "boy jacks" seem like MKultra psy ops, i dont think consuming media with them
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How do I ask this girl out
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Nusoicacas don't even argue against JSID they just look at you like this
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>>>>Alltså är det bara jag eller kommer vi alla liksom switcha på våra homies som inte äter bajs hela 2026 alltså? Jag älskar bajs skitmycket. De som inte äter bajs är inte mina homies längre alltså. För grejen är ju att jag är trött på alla oskrivna regler vi har i det här samhället liksom. Jag har switchat upp på alla mina, alla mina vänner, min tjej, allihopa, om de inte äter bajs med mig. Alltså, det där är fake ass bitches.
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Me when nusois
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or something
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Can we get a Doog thread going?
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>yfw you look between the t and o keys of your keyboard
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ban every faggot who wants to fuck a tranny

ban all faggots NOW!!!!
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This log needs a hero (raid)!

ARRAS.IO RAID
https://soyjakwiki.org/Arras.io you will read this before continuing if you dont know how to play
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>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR E-CELEB SHIT)
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All the javascript features added to imageboards over time has let more tech-illiterate people onto imageboards.
>Before relative times you had to work out how old a post was
>Before backlinks you had to use your brain to piece the thread together
>Before autoupdating you had to refresh the thread yourself
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>getting advice from the bald men with glasses website

so while I do want to get married I am faced with the issue of the fact that the idea of any physical contact with this potential wife repulses me
like even the thought of just holding their hand is just irksome

do you think this will cause an issue
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>well well well… #SaveSharty
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>LOLI BBC PORN GENERAL PART 500 (AI EDITION)
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>many of them on the younger side
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>getting advice from the bald men with glasses website

so while I do want to get married I am faced with the issue of the fact that the idea of any physical contact with this potential wife repulses me
like even the thought of just holding their hand is just irksome

do you think this will cause an issue

(Nuthread with IDs)
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^
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To all nusois,when you see a bait thread when you reply always remember to put
supersage
In the email box instead of retard upping it
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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The reason this site devolved into shitskinnery and countrywars is because 80% of its userbase started to come from South America and other brown shitholes which only source of fun is to blame the same similarly shitskinned bordering neighbors
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happy valentine's day, /soy/
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:3
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Where is he going
>
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>those obese fat womanoids be looking plappable rn… wonder if they hate the fuggen jerdee like me
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Nate can you get a bigger pecker it looks disgusting
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>wiki.archlinux.org immigrants
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Israel won doe
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A WILD TRUNELLA HAS APPEARED!

!

>🌢LEAK

<✡ACT ["YWNBAW"] ["YOU'RE VALID"]
^🖐︎MERCY
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TRVTH NVKE THREAD

ITT we post trvkes

soyjak party is like 4chan but full of underage sped faggots
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SAY IT WITH ME im trans btw
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can't help but agree
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Which Linux distro should I install.
Currently using windows 10
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Prank idea: go around the 'cord and freind randomphonos claiming to be the hacker known as soyjak.party
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I bought a bunch of video games in the last year but haven't touched any of them in at least 2 months
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>posting anime on /soy/
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New SMV just dropped
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fuggen jerdee
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cremating your own balls
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>Why does everybody keep calling this dude a pedophile? Pedophilia is the sexual attraction for prepubescents, the youngest girls on the island were like 16yo and most of the girls weren't even underage. He isn't even close to pedophilia.
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BASEDJAKS MUST BE IN EVERY THREAD

ITT we post basedjaks
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Self explanatory
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
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>They’re called Boywos not soyjaks
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new rule: Don't do stuff that big chungus wouldn't approve of.
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how does cum smell like
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Jimbo
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>Kys wojackspammer
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humans all start off as female when they develop inside the womb, so men are all pooners and troons are all detrooning im trans btw
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white women milk my 19" inch BBC!

no woman can resist my 19" inch BBC!
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>yikes buddy. you want to fuck a mlp pony? ummmm, sorry, not approved by my bull
>i'm afraid i'll have to downdoot you and report you to the moderating staff for the violation of global rule 6
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I had a dream where i visited a dark web version of the sharty
There were ‘p and gore in almost every thread and when i supersaged the threads people started calling me a retard
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Leaving Obama on the catty

he's cool as fuck ok
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<have you little chuds taken out the trash?
<washed the dishes?
<hmm
<I guess I'll let you out for tonigh…
<wait a minute, the trash is still here
<COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF YOUR CHORES
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let's say, hypothetically, that your mom switched bodies with your girlfriend, and to switch them back, you need to fuck one of them. Who do you pick?
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Give me something to 'jak
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>reddit university
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>several colorjak and soytan porn threads
Nusoigooners are gooners kek
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NAS website
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she soy on my jak till i party
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hnngggghhhhh imagine if she lets a massive wet one rip while she smothers me with her belly fat
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>open /soy/
>porn
>it's all fucking porn
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>This Pass is already in use by another IP. Please wait 03 minutes and re-authorize by visiting this page again to change IPs.
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>You must fill in the CAPTCHA to view your ban's status.
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>chinese person makes video about east asian beauty standards
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>6 posts away from 10k posts
lets get ‘jakkin
https://endchan.org/gacha/
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soicucks lost
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What the pixel is going on sharty circus?
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Jew live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rDBk6pWzFY

Jew is talking about anti semetic comments, might be funny to raid. OP is retarded but if you guys want to fuck with her it's her
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itt we post sharty culture
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>/asp/ is literally just people spamming the ass of some fat wrestler
just shut the dnb boards down
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Does anyone have a full song of this gem video?
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Do you guys also pretend to leak over woahjaks on 4cuck to make them look retarded?
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ITT we quote youtube videos

>Why Inbreeding is Terrible AND Amazing
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His wives on the log
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Hello chvddies, its valentines day! I personally never had a valentine in my life but im sure some of you did! if you did would (you) tell us about it?
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>DAT MINOR ROIT DER? BUILT FOR BIBISEA or something im trans btw.
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Add /msp/ back but ban anthony
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>studying chemistry to orchestrate TND
It's that easy though
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CACA COOKING TUTORIAL

Okay 'teens, today I'm gonna tell you how to cook a caca to make some yummy drum bass

Step 1:
You are gonna need to find a caca first, the easiest way to do this is on the street if you aren't ugly, but if you are ugly then you can use rolex block game

Step 2:
Okay so you now have a caca, it won't shut up and it's alerting it's caregivers so you will need to use some duct tape on its mouth or use your hand

Step 3:
Ack it, make sure to do it in a way that won't contaminate it or turn it to mush

Step 3.5 (optional):
If your caca is a nigger, kike or jeet you will have to wash it, if it is a jeet make sure to use soap

Step 4:
Get out your cutting board and slice into it and remove the bones, there are a lot of small bones in a caca so I recommend researching them

Step 5:
Prepare any extra flavorings and put it on the caca, garlic is my personal favorite

Step 6:
Put it on an oven tray and put it in the oven at around 250 degrees celsius

Step thrembo:
Wait and scroll /soy/ for around Ϫ0 minutes

Step 7:
Leave the caca to cool, make sure to NOT post an image of it on the sharty because that will get you banned

Step 8:
Eat
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what's wrong with being trans and liking touhou though?
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I made another thread but I was posting only screenshots like a faggot

Here's the 4cuck /b/ loli thread IPs

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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/meeper/ - Rika Furude General

If this is going to be a >>>/a/ colony, then there is an alarming lack of 07th expansion threads. I'll start by posting the de factor sharty girl.
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>Sniff
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sentient banner
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>When she sees that twp
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OH NO NO MLP NIGGERS WHAT'S THIS?
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>>yikes buddy. you want to fuck a mlp pony? ummmm, sorry, not approved by my bull
>>i'm afraid i'll have to downdoot you and report you to the moderating staff for the violation of global rule 6
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>endchan /gacha/ (one of the most dnb boards) 7 posts away from 10k get
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soytan culture thread

ITT: DISCUSS SOYTAN CULTURE
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rangeban all earth
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marge why did this thread get deleted
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>X FILE DELETED
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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DELETE DELETE DELQERUJHERGHerfSelectFile / Embed / Oekaki / Tegaki / JS Paint / Voice / Pollr
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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tranime and ponyshit at the top of fucking /soy/ JSID
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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>you can’t just say pee won. brown stuff goes out of your butt too..
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Shitoko
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
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which yellow-ish coloured sisa the best sisa?
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 1 / I: 0
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 0 / I: 0
>based wojack
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ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 0 / I: 0
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>Alltså är det bara jag eller kommer vi alla liksom switcha på våra homies som inte äter bajs hela 2026 alltså? Jag älskar bajs skitmycket. De som inte äter bajs är inte mina homies längre alltså. För grejen är ju att jag är trött på alla oskrivna regler vi har i det här samhället liksom. Jag har switchat upp på alla mina, alla mina vänner, min tjej, allihopa, om de inte äter bajs med mig. Alltså, det där är fake ass bitches.
R: 1 / I: 0
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 0 / I: 0
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 1 / I: 0
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 5 / I: 5
itt we post our a24 jaks
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉ ▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉!
▉▉ ▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉ ▉▉ ▉▉ ▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉ ▉▉▉▉ ▉▉ ▉▉▉▉!
ϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪϪ
R: 7 / I: 2
quote make /sisa/ or something cus i dont wanna see tranime on soy
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>>Alltså är det bara jag eller kommer vi alla liksom switcha på våra homies som inte äter bajs hela 2026 alltså? Jag älskar bajs skitmycket. De som inte äter bajs är inte mina homies längre alltså. För grejen är ju att jag är trött på alla oskrivna regler vi har i det här samhället liksom. Jag har switchat upp på alla mina, alla mina vänner, min tjej, allihopa, om de inte äter bajs med mig. Alltså, det där är fake ass bitches.
R: 1 / I: 0
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R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
>Alltså är det bara jag eller kommer vi alla liksom switcha på våra homies som inte äter bajs hela 2026 alltså? Jag älskar bajs skitmycket. De som inte äter bajs är inte mina homies längre alltså. För grejen är ju att jag är trött på alla oskrivna regler vi har i det här samhället liksom. Jag har switchat upp på alla mina, alla mina vänner, min tjej, allihopa, om de inte äter bajs med mig. Alltså, det där är fake ass bitches.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 21 / I: 9
ITT we dox Donald Trump
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
shit nophono cares fan about
R: 4 / I: 3
anime website
R: 1 / I: 1
>siuuuuuuu
R: 0 / I: 0
anime board
R: 1 / I: 0
>fuggen jerdee
R: 4 / I: 2
>everyphono do the flop!
R: 6 / I: 2
Fuck soyshits
R: 19 / I: 15
Reminder that you will always be a lonely porn addict with no personality other than posting never goon minions
R: 38 / I: 9
What are your fetishes
R: 9 / I: 4
Classic colony hours
>No wings
>Pheromone spam
>Larval 'p
>Coally log

Might as well shut the site down and turn it back on when HiveGODS invade and kill your queen.
R: 3 / I: 1
learn about history cacas
R: 0 / I: 0
>FUCK YOU!! GIGA!! ILL PLAY OUTSIDE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
^Playing video games is normal though.
>SHUT UP!!
R: 5 / I: 1
>
GEEEEEEEEEEG!
R: 14 / I: 0
Let's play a game
>Mandatory soy
R: 0 / I: 0
If you never had love in your early 20s you will never experience true love.
This is not because you are broke or not masculine. It's because you are ugly
R: 0 / I: 0
Life is one big highschool
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 44 / I: 8
do you guys like guns?
R: 1 / I: 0
>I like when women wear white socks. They quickly get dirty so it shows how smelly women's feet are. But all in all women without any socks are better.
R: 20 / I: 5
Do you prefer your socks white or blak?
R: 10 / I: 1
Suggest some good instruments to learn. I'm bored with my life.
R: 12 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
>Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t een know it
>I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t een know it
R: 9 / I: 8
give me ideas for fat nigger furry edits
>hating fatniggerfurry quoting
R: 16 / I: 6

TOMBOY GENERAL

NUSOI Post Tomboys ITT
R: 5 / I: 2
Chie
R: 23 / I: 10
Does obsessive HTSM quoting disorder exist?
R: 29 / I: 3
Should i buy hoi 4 evendoe i have no idea how to play it
R: 0 / I: 0
>I was put on this earth to kill men like you, Drifter
R: 16 / I: 5
ITT we post soytan
R: 15 / I: 4
Metamorphosis is a gem. If you don't agree, go fuck yourself, Nusoi.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Why did you say your mom joke at the tournament? Dark humour like this should be kept private, it degrades women
R: 4 / I: 2
>GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW
R: 0 / I: 0
>POSTING NAS ON /SOY/
R: 4 / I: 0
>understanding the gender spectrum
R: 3 / I: 0
Are the Frankie Fey immigrants already here?
R: 38 / I: 6
nu 'toss
('dru related)
R: 11 / I: 5
>spending your Saint Valentine’s Day on the bald man with glasses website
R: 11 / I: 7
>thanks champ
R: 0 / I: 0
>fry yourself obsessed salad
R: 0 / I: 0
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Didnt mess up my earl grey today, why does tea lose its flavor when you oversteep
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm banned from 4chan for 2 hours for posting a low quality thread on /g/.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Just ONE MORE metawhining thread and maybe then I would become a real woman!
R: 10 / I: 4
should i transition
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 2

quote is admin 6 or something

all of these soylitical idealogies suck fucking major ass, just focus on IAS/soyjacent memes and raids and integrating steady populations of nusois. Maybe do one event every 3 weeks, and be transparent about the jannies. And for the love of science, MODERATE THE FUCKING SITE
R: 1 / I: 1
>this'log
R: 55 / I: 26

Introducing dark quotism

1. Nusoi software
2. Brown countries rangebanned from entire website
3. Threads being moved to boards they fit
4. Spreading the PPH between multiple boards not just /soy/ and /pol/
5. Total ban on homosexuality even if it's bait
6. Radical acceptance of 'zellig
7. Frog threads getting banned from /soy/
8. Any sort of spam being banned sitewide
R: 2 / I: 1
Me looking at my 'arteen wife
R: 6 / I: 1
What if fat people exploded when they are really fat
R: 18 / I: 8
Grug see cave wall, all bait and NAC from offtriber! Why elders no do anything?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 1
Normies and women are absolutely ripping this nigga chibireviews on twitter holy fuck lol
R: 1 / I: 0
Always drink coffee within the first two hours of waking up. Trust me, I've been on this website for three days straight without moving an inch, and today I had to poop. I sat on the toilet for at least three hours without anything coming out. Then I ran to the gas station, got myself a Faustian Aryan White Monster, and drank it. My poop slid out like liquid. I think I'll do this every day now geg.
R: 1 / I: 0
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R: 13 / I: 3
why is there so little soyjak vore but so much soyjak porn?
R: 1 / I: 0
>i goon to when foids insult another man, it makes me aroused
R: 82 / I: 20

quote likeability poll or however the census is taken


WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS GOY?
R: 3 / I: 1
>OYYYYYY
R: 38 / I: 18
My wife Pinkie
R: 2 / I: 2
Cairo won
R: 8 / I: 2
Yeah so I've been getting into homestuck and I've gotten up to act 5 (the part were that guy breaks his legs) and I just want to say

Why the FUCK does the fandom obsess over these insufferable grey niggers, they have ZERO depth and all they do is just be really fcuking mean to each other, and the kind ones are just retards?
R: 52 / I: 6
how do i goon better
my fetish is armpits btw
R: 5 / I: 0
>m-my valentine is you anon
<MARGE YOU'RE 17 FUCKING GLOWIE NIGGER OP KYS
R: 3 / I: 0
Sharty Splinters usually follow a (blank)y naming trend so that means…

A splinter called the c*nny (OYY DOCTOS!) could theoretically exist…
R: 8 / I: 2
So was the flower thing a cord-op or something because it was around for like one day and nobaldi ever mentioned it ever again
R: 4 / I: 2

Leaving my wife on the catty

Please watch after her until I wake up, /soy/. Should be in about 6-7 hours, don't lose track of her or do anything weird.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Valentine
<Touched by My Bloody Valentine (1991)
R: 2 / I: 1
I need a blak valentine
R: 3 / I: 3
>kek the jeet is back to spamming
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 11 / I: 7
ugh yawn wokeup. need a 'ffee

whitebois all have a pathetic tiny white clitty pecker
R: 6 / I: 2
Do your balls stink? mine do. It is not that I dont shower or clean them, but I tend to put my legs very close together and in consequence I have sweaty stinky balls all day
R: 16 / I: 6
She's my valentine…
R: 0 / I: 0
'toss
>
R: 30 / I: 6

Retard only thread

ITT:We act like a retard
R: 1 / I: 1

Happy Valentines Day Soishits

I just woke my wife up and she's not very happy
R: 1 / I: 1
>tiny black peckers
R: 7 / I: 6

Waifu Thread

In honor of Valentine's Day, we post our wives
R: 66 / I: 19
Troontuber ChibiReviews who defends loli and tranimeslop and has an utter brimstone 'xitter account apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis best friend) and lost everything
What if we 'oxed xer just to troll xer even more?
armyarmy2, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 2
>tiny white peckers
R: 3 / I: 0
https://soyjakwiki.org/Characters
YOU WILL HELP ME FINISH THIS ARTICLE AND ADD INFORMATION
R: 4 / I: 1
>soyjak.st
R: 5 / I: 1

Freemason here

She when she looks at your tbp
R: 10 / I: 1
Happy Valentine's Day
R: 5 / I: 1
>images.steamusercontent
R: 1 / I: 0
>HAHA, €"×€;÷€7|&DEIG9E;×H9HIEB9D€;H9HE9H9DH8EH8BDOHEOHISBOEHIDBO€
marge
R: 2 / I: 1
Tuturuuuuuuu~
R: 1 / I: 1
>nusois dont even remember the great /lgbt/ raid which lead to the kwa {anime board} getting taken down
Hoe will they know that thw arty was always an anime site
R: 1 / I: 0
>yfw you look between the t and the o keys of your keyboard
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 553 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 389 / I: 64

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: