/soy/ - Soyjaks

Okay 'teens, today I'm gonna tell you how to cook a caca to make some yummy drum bass

Step 1:
You are gonna need to find a caca first, the easiest way to do this is on the street if you aren't ugly, but if you are ugly then you can use rolex block game

Step 2:
Okay so you now have a caca, it won't shut up and it's alerting it's caregivers so you will need to use some duct tape on its mouth or use your hand

Step 3:
Ack it, make sure to do it in a way that won't contaminate it or turn it to mush

Step 3.5 (optional):
If your caca is a nigger, kike or jeet you will have to wash it, if it is a jeet make sure to use soap

Step 4:
Get out your cutting board and slice into it and remove the bones, there are a lot of small bones in a caca so I recommend researching them

Step 5:
Prepare any extra flavorings and put it on the caca, garlic is my personal favorite

Step 6:
Put it on an oven tray and put it in the oven at around 250 degrees celsius

Step thrembo:
Wait and scroll /soy/ for around Ϫ0 minutes

Step 7:
Leave the caca to cool, make sure to NOT post an image of it on the sharty because that will get you banned

Step 8:
Eat