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ITT we laugh at chudcels
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>terrible mouse vs fpe
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Come laugh at this crying pooner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g07q92uuSKE
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We are the fates of tranny 'acks in the heat of raid threads
And the devastating 'oxxes and gems
And the 'teens agaisnt troons
We 'ape them like bone-chilling winds
We stalk them like predatory eagles widespread around the sky
We 'ape the clitties of aggressive spammers
We are fire and a blinding gem
And oceans of gemeralds that swallow the long-dead websitecuck
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NUCACAS ARE MELTING THE DNB SITE SERVERS OH NONONONO QVOTE NOT LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>The perfect video doesn't exis-
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jan jans replace the sticky with this image please
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Thoughts

Interesting site, I just wish it was more user friendly. Maybe make it look more like Reddit? Why does the Email thing exist if everyone can see it? How do I hide it? Why are there so many posts about anime boobs? I thought this was about soyjaks. I was warned about this place being transphobic, having gore and CP but I haven't really seen it. Was I lied to and is this just anime boobs feet site with a bit of soyjaks here and there? Also why do I need to post an image to make a post but not a comment? Captcha was weird too.
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My thoughts

Interesting site, I just wish it was more user friendly. Maybe make it look more like Reddit? Why does the Email thing exist if everyone can see it? How do I hide it? Why are there so many posts about anime boobs? I thought this was about soyjaks. I was warned about this place being transphobic, having gore and CP but I haven't really seen it. Was I lied to and is this just anime boobs feet site with a bit of soyjaks here and there? Also why do I need to post an image to make a post but not a comment?
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The Sharty server just brapped for few minutes
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holyshit this song is soooooooo gemmy
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Why are there captchas again?

I was talking to a girl and she was really nice and pleasant, but then randomly stopped responding.
God, please destroy the universe.
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Mlp is aryan
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Miss circle
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what should be done with the new wave of jewtube immigrants
>arrow
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Libtards, Jews, trannies, niggers, and faggots ruined my life.
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>not interacting with bait
>hiding post
>report for rule 2
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just realized the sharty wouldn't exist if it wasn't for jeffrey epstein…
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My thoughts

Interesting site, I just wish it was more user friendly. Maybe make it look more like Reddit? Why does the Email thing exist if everyone can see it? How do I hide it? Why are there so many posts about anime boobs? I thought this was about soyjaks. I was warned about this place being transphobic, having gore and CP but I haven't really seen it. Was I lied to and is this just anime boobs feet site with a bit of soyjaks here and there? Also why do I need to post an image to make a post but not a comment? Captcha was weird too.
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a foid with nate pfp.
>the coal that is killing sharty…
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can chuds get even more pathetic? like wut is this goofy ass voice lol
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GEGGGGGG LOOK AT HIS TINY WHITE PECKERRR
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janny i think i wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead
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https://www.youtube.com/@Anime_relateablex/videos
Is he a honorary Aryan or just a tranime loving nigger?
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What were your craziest wishes you have ever come up with?
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For the first time. I will be finally taking my meds. I normally never did take my meds because they taste awful. But after getting a visit. Now I have to. So wish me goodluck.
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what is this new amerishart tranny shooting
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>"Shitoko"? "Brap"? "o algo"? What the hell are you talking about? Listen, Club activities are about to start, so you better get out of my way.
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What is your first thought when seeing this woman?

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ANIME PEDOS:
>this is your mindset
>this is who you self insert as
>this is who you goon to
>this is the first phase of your transition
>this is how you get EPI’d
>this is how you buy your first chastity cage
>this is how you download grindr
JUST BLEED OUT ALREADY
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sentient 'tube reccomendations
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His tiny white pecker
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>can't tell if youtuber is a tranny or a very ugly woman
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sex with frankie fey
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Where tf did sprokeman go
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Nu tos
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*says racial slur*
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Do you guys remember SennVenn? Are any of you from 2022 still alive?
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Chuds I need help, what do I call this fusionjak? I want to call this guy "(insert SNCA here) Lover" but I have no idea what to put in the first half of the name.
>
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I'm an Oldschool Jewtube immigrant
<reddit space
thank you for introducing me to Jonathan Coulton
spva
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wackjacks

can someone explain more in detail on what these wackjacks are?

sorry in advance, i dont use these 4chan sites so i might have made a mistake.
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does anyphono have the fatrapeson'o.gif? or something
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Frankie Fey is so hot man
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All roads lead to 4cuck award
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>can't tell if youtuber is a tranny or a very ugly woman
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pls rate my soyjack

Is this a gem?
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i don't think quote is that bad
>
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>steam immigrants
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>WHAT???? YOU DONT LIKE THIS SNCA NOPHONO BAND?????? FUCK YOU!!!! IM GONNA BLOCK YOU AND GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU ONLINE FUCKKKKKKK
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>395k sub channel
>31k views
OH NONONONONO ACTIVATE NUSOI DEFENSE
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>trans women are women
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jannies are trans confirmed
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quote where is /nigger/
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Can we 'jak the person who made "my life is like a video game"?
<reddit space
This is his mugshot from a while back
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Why are asian hours so dead
Political implications of asians not using the sharty?
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>Dieser Ort hat keine Kultur.
<DIESER ORT ENTHÄLT ALLE KULTUREN, DIE JEMALS EXISTIERT HABEN
^Zijn dat Duitsers?
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guys, i need friends, i am dying out here in this current landscape, post some cool sites to check out, bye
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'thaniel on the 'log
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edgy woahjaqs

post unwholesome wojacks like troonies and antisemitisms
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drawing thread, give me ideas to draw and i'll make it if it sounds cool enough.
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disgusting coalish foids
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Found de name and workplace of a 'eddit mod
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ITT we increase PPH because… WE JUST HAVE TO OK?
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I just realized all the nuvariants that stick are fat or something
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'OXX 'ND 'ZZA NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmidmD7FQk
XHEY JUST DISRESPECTED MY HECKING SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP!
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>sharty users try not to make nearly incomprehensible sentences to the average employed person challenge (instant fail)
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nusois what do you think about dis nu variant
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>soyjak inside of me
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New 'toss
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what's the difference between "ramifications" and "consequences"? what's the point of making a shit ton of words with the same meaning?
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b>lacked.party
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twitter do yo thang….
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apology for being a jardecuck

Hey 'teens… I have just been informed that I accidentally posted uncensored drawn 'p on the 'log.

I would like to sincerely apologise for my actions. However that does not mean that it is completely my fault because I got the picture from the 'ki, completely uncensored.

https://soyjakwiki.org/Oh_My_God_She_is_So_Attractive (original thread image)
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I have learned 3 new songs so far as part of my 2026 new years resolution to practice guitar every day
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Send me jaks mocking femboys
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>why are kuffars so obsessed about mi and mi wife aw shay' min hadha
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Thrembo hue text

>Ooh mommy, I shit in the sinky, pleas epi ck me up, im so scared…
<Son… I'm right next to you.
>Ooh mommy~ please don't spank me~ :3
<Son… you know I would never spank you.
<*shoots giga 17 times which kills xim*
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375 City Center, Ste. M
Oshkosh, WI 54901
920-426-5009

Send 'za to this address
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Ask me any question and I'll answer it! I'm very smart!
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itt we confess to crimes we did years ago
when i was 15 playing minecraft servers, i used to generate fake paypal reciepts and edit it in photoshop so it looked more believable so i begged on the forums about how i was supposed to get a rank that i never bought in the first place
(it worked)
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OOYYYY quote is literally trying to 'ape anyone browsing the sharty with (((tuxler)))
why it is le bad: https://soyjakwiki.org/SNCA:Tuxler
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>Nate himself also is as old as the average user of the site, which seems to be around 18 at the moment
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moids
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I'm moving to China this year, AMA
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How to poop faster?
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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>thread the needle
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complaining about the state of the board and not creating OC or interacting with threads wholeheartedly is a part of the issue.
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i really like those ai hunky twink sex machines theyre hilarious
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>Keep it niche twin 💖🌹
>*Proceeds to shill his shitty ass media over and over again all over tiktok until it officially becomes part of shit only tiktokfags like*
Why are they like this? specially with trannyzellig
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ITT i datamine (you) soycacas
please provide your:
full legal name
date of birth
mother's maiden name
address
personal email
phone number
places of work
social media accounts
drivers license
social security number
thank you for your cooperation
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>sharty in 2026
90% unfunny nufags no nuGODS JSIDA
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>I think the male version of tradwife, the male version of doomer girl, etc, exist with purpose for certain non-incel communities? Like, no 4chan, no reddit, but for more progressive/alt places, I have seen the male trad wife used for queer memes (gay couples) or the doomer boy for femboy/gay couples, I feel they're just made by more ""normal" people and less chronically online, basically cause they're cute and why not? It became a part of inclusion (Like the black girl doomer girls)
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Did you know, no number before 1000 includes the letter A?
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>i hate trannies but i would never ever fuck one
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Frankie Fey Immigrant Here

Hearing that the doomer girl is usually the only relatable female wojak is interesting because I've seen Pinterest's wojak ecosystem, which is mostly female wojaks and contains what may even be a new species with no official name, but I'd call them "jaksonas", which most likely evolved from Twitter's blak girl wojaks. They're wojaks that seem to be made by people with the intention of representing themselves, which I find interesting.

I know this is a typically male dominated space, but do you soyboy wojackers have any cute girl wojaks?
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'Log the theme
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Why do we hate trans ppl again? Aren't they just trying to be their true authentic selves?
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sleeping with a body pillow is gay, real men sleep while cuddling a blanket pretending it’s their wife.
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big fat jiggly nigger lips
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>tfw the orange bird from angry birds EPIed you into having an inflation fetish
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Anyone else here also likes screaming giganiggerpoop phrases like
>Grabbing 2x4 and shoving it up a niggers asshole until it starts leaking so you can collect the niggerpoop to initiate TND
In public or is it just me?
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>christopher poole is in the files or something o algo
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how could vlodson be made into a good variant? (serious)
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have you ever had some odd urge which is can also be considered gay
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Build your ideal society
Gov-🇸🇩
Econ-🇪🇷
Infrastructure-🇸🇴
Tech- 🇲🇷
medical🇲🇷
Food-🇮🇱
Religion- 🇮🇱
Borders- 🇪🇷
Energy- 🇪🇷
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thread the needle
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>roundabouts le good because safety the enviroment and traffic efficiency
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'toss
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>DAD!!! CAN YOU HELP ME CLEAN UP MY ROTTEN WORM-INFESTED NEOVAGINA??? PLEASE??? DON'T YOU STILL LOVE ME???
<My son. You humiliate me, you are a burden to me, you are a barely sentient porn-addiicted tranny, and I wish for your inevitable suicide to arrive sooner. BUT, since you are my son, I guess I do love you.
>WOOHOO!!! TAKE THAT YOU BIGOTED CHUDS!!! MY DAD ACTUALLY DOES LOVE ME!!! UNCONDITIONALLY!!! ANYWAYS CAN'T YOU HELP ME CLEAN MY NEOVAGINA LIKE I SAID???
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>average terrible mouse fan
<average death note enjoyer
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Foid with massive audience made a video on us, which means retarded normie migrants.
Quote should unban DNB for a week to repel them from here.
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quote turned sharty into IRC/аcька
inb4 he adds emoji buttons and avatar option
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>grounding the word nigger
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I brush my teeth. Do you brush your teeth?
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https://benverse.fandom.com/wiki/GigaChad
geg what is this
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The ants are back and the bait I put out won’t start killing the colony until a few days have passed
Post funny jakkies to take my mind off the pestilence
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>Foods actually improve the shitty
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How to pee slower? award
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Trans men are men
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Are you guys doing okay?
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ayo😲😲😲😲🤯🤯 they posting 'p😲😲😲😲😲 on the 'log😲😲😲😲
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>The Loud House
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How did (you) ended up here?

I wanna read your blogposts of how you ended up in the soysphere
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>history of soyjaks
>1 hour long
oh lawd
https://youtu.be/oMmidmD7FQk
, how could you tell?
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With a purposeful leak and a terrible brap
He brings the posts per hour right back up
Gegging frogs and the reppys below
Laugh away as he spouts some slop at them
He takes, supersage and brings the thread down
As he wades through the 'log to whatever could make him seethe

Hunky, they say he's big and blak
Hunky Twink Sex Machine (Yeah!)
Hunky, there's no more long-dead website
Hunky Twink Sex Machine (Yeah!)

Hunky, they say he's big and blak
Hunky Twink Sex Machine (Yeah!)
Hunky, there's no more long-dead website
Hunky Twink Sex Machine (Yeah!)

[TAKAIARYAN VVON]

Hunky, they say he's big and blak
Hunky Twink Sex Machine (Yeah!)
Hunky, there's no more long-dead website
Hunky Twink Sex Machine (Yeah!)

Mod notes show again and again how Hunky reflects the folly of nusois
H-S-T-M
Mod notes show again and again how Hunky reflects the folly of nusois
H-S-T-M
Mod notes show again and again how Hunky reflects the folly of nusois
H-S-T-M
Mod notes show again and again how Hunky reflects the folly of nusois
H-S-T-M
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which one of you niggers made these
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>Trump is in the Epstein client list because uhh.. he just is. OKAY??
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Which one's the bigger SISA?
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Just give up soyjaks to the normies

Everything soyjak is heckin mainstream now, we should make a new type of funny drawing
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We here on soyjak shitty love COBBLESTONE and hate BROOT.
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>posting brimstone variants Le bad!.. Forcing brimstone variants le good!
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>saying gemmies
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Soot here, I'm transmasc btw if that matters. Never admitted to it cause the site was for right wing stuff, but a lot has changed an I feel like this is a safe place to come out. So glad you guys were able to keep the site alive for so long, It looks healthier than ever!
Thanks you for your love and support.
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why are 'jakkers so reliant on BJC
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Is proton mail good if you are using it for free
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the BBC is colonizing white women's pussyinos
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>someone is currently making a 18-panel comic where vlodson gets brutally raped by rapeson in a faggot twitter gooner artstyle
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>Le good.. LE BAD
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>stop calling me a wagecuck
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>posting vlodson in the big 2027
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YLYL thread
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conspiracy theories YOU believe
(no stuff about pizzagate or billionares eating babies cause that's just true)
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Remember that foid Frankie Fey who made a jewtube community post about her next video being about soyjaks?
http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx15CxFk75K4VRPsn0kDf1I3JK6TT1nfA7
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>posting vlodson in the big 2027
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Did he catch on yet?
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>Why do whitebois love femdom, feet, and getting cucked?
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soy jacque part E
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>Did he catch on yet?
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to me soyjacks represent the final snapping point for the death of understandability and kindness on the internet. basically all i can tell with most soyjaks was that they were created with some sort of sarcastic or hateful intent. the internet is becoming gibberish that can only be discerned as hate.
(yes i spelled it wrong on purpose. cope and seethe, soyjack users. find a better thing to do than harassing people who will never know or care about you on the internet. i have reply notifications off so you are screaming at the void.)
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I don’t think anyone on /soy/ except for a loud vocal minority actually has anything against transfolks. There are a lot of transgender posters that have contributed enormously to our site’s culture, and if Captain Gem is one, then it’s just further proof that we soyteens need to strive to be more accepting towards the transgender community. I myself am transgender (and blak) and I created one of the most beloved variants on the website: Vlodson. So we need to all keep in mind that transgenderism is and always will be sharty culture.
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this site is beyond salvation
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ITT: post sharty saving gems
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>aaaaaand there it is, the newest coal variant Nate standing next to a fat bitch
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Why do whitebois love femdom, feet, and getting cucked?, how could you tell?
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EVERYPHONO IS USING THIS TEMPLATE
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im trans btw
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>Just sweep the pedophilic bbc thread under the rug and ignore it, its just bait. It's sharty culture
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people who don't follow at least one sport are subhuman man
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What is your eye color? Answer truthfully.
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>everything i like is built for bbc or something yeah
<kys obsessed faggot
>dont clitty leak so hard its just bait evendoe the president nicoavo cadocado said hes giving mcdonalds coupons for bbcposting or however the burger is flipped
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The CIA isn't that bad. You should get into with contact them sometime.
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can we gem up the #tnwo tag on xitter
>…marge?
<it stands for trans new world order
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No blond police exist.

Throughout the history of Cops, no police with blond hair have ever existed. Nobody has ever found a police officer with blond hair. You may easily try to find police as their pictures are available online. Nobody has yet ever found any police officer with a blond hair color.

Quote has tried countless times. Soy has tried countless times. Never has any police officer with blond hair ever been found. It is therefore obvious that no blond police exist.
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trvst the plan. Quote is letting people post NAS so he can ban them just like what happened with the age poll, then he'll release Quotechan and the sharty will be saved.
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87% of the posts are astroturf fed botfarms and you faggots still engage

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Miss Circle Softcore General /mcsg/

Old thread got deleted, so I'm making a new one.

Images and Videos only, make sure to compress your videos because nophono wants that 100mb shit. Preferably tag your content, i.e., tits, ass, oil, etc.
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>>>/asp/
i don't follow board drama why the fuck is this board's catty 90% wrestler ass and 5% feet pics
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i am trying to save the sharty and it seems not to work by attempting to post gems but its all just covered with brimstone.
should we just shut this site down, the PPH is lower than before and we are actively pushing nusois away which could save the site.
if every soyteen advertised the sharty on instagram reels, the quality of the 'log would go up and would save it.
please help me nusoi, we will all advertise sharty on the reels
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>Cyka blyat ZOV SVO kill hohols ili chto-to
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>banning people for 3 minutes over avoiding filters
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im trans btw

#DELETE4O RAID
#DELETE4O RAID
#DELETE4O RAID
Go to the Twitter hashtag #Keep4o and spam every single post with replies saying Delete 4o and how it is a very shitty AI model.
Get as many 4o cacas to clitty leak since they are so easy to bait. Most of them are retarded autists so you can get a reaction out of them.
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>shawty had the boring blogpost thread (thread)
>pic'n mpa (mpa)
>the whole 'log was lookin' at xer
>xe got approved (it got approved)
>next thing you knew
>shawty posted coal-coal-coal-coal-coal-coal-coal-coal
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What's your friend code?
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why does mymy fuck bbc?
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>dis mah face when the da age of consent iz 16. fuggen peadough.
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>mymy sees her true love.png
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Dear janitorial staff,

I am writing this report to draw your attention to a problem that this thread (>>15136469(OP)) presents in its content.
This thread consists of a Spadeson picrel along with the sentence "why does mymy fuck bbc?"
As you might already be aware of, Mymy is a female character in the animated web series "Ongezellig", in which she is 16 years old of age; essentially being a teenager. Implying she "fucks big blak cock" falls under a joke with a pedophilic nature, as she is too young and at her age cannot consent to do such acts. This goes against the second global rule of this website:
>2. You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes.

For these reasons, I believe this thread should be deleted from the catalog, and perhaps have it's Original Poster banished for as long as it's needed.

- Sincerely, a concerned user.
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Lute was right about this shit site…
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is church actually where you find sisas or is it all 30 year old born again whores, i am extremely touch starved and i self insert as three neutralpliers, how could you tell?
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Pph boost thread

Post anything you like
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Whys is chudai porn i thought chudai meant chudjak but ai generated like why is it called that???
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>Know my childhood best friend for 12 years
>2 years ago, he tells me that he's "bi"
>Ok
>A year ago, he starts saying he's genderless or some fucking trannybabble
>Starts obsessing over niggerweed and drugs for no reason
>Recently broke my wrist so I've been using my laptop more than paper in class
>Go to the bathroom
>Find out he searched up DIY HRT on my laptop
>He starts changing all his profile pictures on his socials to trans flags

What the fuck do I do I really hate these fucking trannies and their groomer slop
R: 1 / I: 1
Someone please post the video of the girl singing "im a nusoi, Im learning how to post on qway"
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Does any 'teen have the rest of this video?
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>selling bricks
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saar us filipinoBVLLS actually eat jolliebee and royal also i went there for a month and got raped by the tap water
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Where is the video of htsm getting electrocuted that i requested
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>Nas threads
>Pedo threads
>Zoophile threads
>Fat fetish threads
>BBC threads

Do I even have to say it..?
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Should we have a board dedicated to gacha games like Blue Archive and stuff?
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ITT: we play BINGO!
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Every single thread is either iron or nasbrimstone tranniejannies where are you?
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'teens, please help 😭😭😭

i have been trying to shazam the beginning of this song since ever. i have tried other apps on desktop and phone. nothing works. this song lyrics are obviously not important, because it is an edited version of the original song. i want to know the original song that the beat/melody was taken from
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>baiting nusois by pretending you are a nusoi falling for bait
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>How many of you actually exercise/work out? Activity from work doesn't count
BE HONEST
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GEM THIS POST NOWWWW with #keep4o
Act like you are a AI addict mad that Theo is getting 4o removed and he will leak so hard
https://x.com/theo/status/2021431891921117272
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>>67334
GOYSSSSS, FUCKING JANNIES WHERE ARE YOU? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CLEAN IT UP NOWW
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rare giga. get it while you can
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Hello




(Anti-samefag policy: If you are caught samefagging in this thread i can report you, and you get a week long ban)
By posting ITT you have read and have agreed to this policy.
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my user ID contains a string of characters that will make sense at a later date fuggen jerdee
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My threads are the best everyone else's threads are bad
>
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Would you fuck Chappell Roan
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My brother borrowed my computer and found my slopjak gallery
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>pol has more pph
shut down /soy/
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replacements for bbc that are kosher? o algo
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Say the line Amerimutt!
>
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>the dms are open, quick deploy the dnb!
>*never actually drops dnbnukes*
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How does this image make you feel?
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nusoimidwits
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Can someone call 1-800-892-5825 For me and check if it's still up, it's on my ps2 disc but i'm too scared to call it
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>The CIA is trying to kill me
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>ITS MY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>AND ITS NOW OR BRIMSTOONE
>I AINT GONNA JAK FOREVEEEEEEER
>I JUST WANNA DOXX WHILE IM AAAAAAALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Reddit Space
>MY 'TOSS IS LIKE AN OPEN 'CADO
>LIKE SOOT SAID I DID IT MY WAY
>I JUST WANNA 'JAK WHILE IM ALIVE
>ITS MY GEM
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The Ice Cube War Of The Worlds posting is actually NOT coal and is a NAS GEM because it's actually funny and not forced because it stays in the replies and it doesn't get spammed all over the 'log like the actual coal
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when drawpile again joons
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What is your race and what race do you most identify with
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My threads are the best everyone else's threads are bad
>
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I am a ban evading offsiter and I have come to spam DNB
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>gooning to Carrie Bradshaw
<gooning to Samantha Jones
>gooning to Miranda Hobbs
<gooning to Charlotte York
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i just remembered those obese fempepe images existed
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why's giga like this
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is war of the worlds ice cube forced dust
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Hello Quote
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https://www.mobygames.com/game/252481/mewgenics/

>mewgenics


what did toxotrannies mean by this?
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SAVE THE PARTY BY SPAMMING SHIT IDK
>Why?
When PPH goes low QUOTE WAKES UP HIS GROOMCORDS
Topic: First to roll Gigachad with dubs gets to decide who rapes every Alicia nameroll in the thread.
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Now I stay quiet before I ruin your mood
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What is your favorite jak, 'teens?
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ITT: We SameFag this thread, but pretend its the 'CORD.
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>making furfag glibblezorpson and then constantly whining about the brimstone you made when degenerate furniggers obviously start gooning to xim and whining so much it gets mentioned on the soyjak wiki page about you along with all the other things you whine about
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>
>rising the difficulty of your soyquotes by adding more arrows to them
>
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when would quote gets replaced with a better admin
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>I got a boo boo in muh mouth from da hot hot dog therefore it is da jardee fault i got boo boo in my mouth
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whats your favorite classical music piece?
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mine is this(skip to 1:12:55)
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Girldick
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Simpsons Best Moments Thread

Post your favorite Simpsons bits OAT
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what color are your cum braps?
R: 3 / I: 2
bbc stands for big british cock btw
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what would this site's ruleset be if you made it

see reppey below
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Why are women like this

I was walking to get dinner and a group of girls started walking behind me while giggling and shushing each other. They ran ahead of me and kept taking short glances at me while they walked away. I wasn’t dressed weird, I don’t smell, and I’m not abnormally ugly so I have no idea what I did to deserve that. Why are women so evil? I hate college
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you know issa dnb when pol has higher pph than soy
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How to make a random image generator in javascript
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Any early quote-era oldGODS here?, how could you tell?
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>considering the act of mounting a sus scrofa
domesticus down the streets of seoul for no reason.
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trvthnvke
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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THIS 90S BOOMER CHATROOM GAME IS STILL UP AFTER 30 SNCA YEARS ANYONE WANNA RAID THIS GEG, theres basically no approval you can put any image you want to wear
https://pchat.org
>i am the cobson in the middle of the room, how could you tell? o algo
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quote just posted this in the irc
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>>>2832507
>We hit 300 reppys little reppy man! Are you proud? 300 reppys all for Averi. I sure am proud!
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Post soyjaks
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i plugged in my old HDD yesterday, i just found soy folder, good Lord.
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Miss Circle Softcore General /mcsg/

Old thread got deleted, so I'm making a new one.

Images and Videos only, make sure to compress your videos because nophono wants that 100mb shit. Preferably tag your content, i.e., tits, ass, oil, etc.
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Guys there's this chinese girl who's in love with me and i'm having a hard time rejecting her since she's so sweet.

I need some reassurance that i'm doing the right thing finally letting her go and avoid racemixing.

I know it's silly to ask random strangers on the internet to decide on my life but it's not like anyone else would understand the implications of race mixing… fuggen jerdee
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GEEEEEEG this guy was in a 7 year relationship with his high school sweetheart, including taking care of her while she had cancer, and bro still got hit by the "i need to find myself!!!" after he found out she was cheating on him.
Is there a more brutal blakpill than this?
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Spergout thread

autism thread or something, talk about your snca autism interests here I want to know what you goys like
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>first indian man on the moon
>poops on it
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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LET'S REBEL AGAINST ALL THIS BAIT AND NAS AND PARTY LIKE IT'S THE SOYPOCALYPSE TOMORROW!

POST ALL OF YOUR GEMS AND YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AND REMEMBER TO HIDE THE IDS OF ALL DERAILERS
R: 80 / I: 41
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: