/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>14989175 (OP)
I once saw one of my friends in kindergarten take a hot steamy shit on the rug. They had to call his mom to pick it up.

Last night, I peed on my mom when she was sleeping

i cut off the head of my penis with scissors when i was 4. To this day its a stump with no sensation at the tip and i cant masturbate or cum

I just farted. im trans btw

>>14989175 (OP)
I buy scratch cards

>>14989208
nigga how do you come up with this shit

>>14989208
Uhhhh

I saw a sheboon piss and shit on the street

>>14989218
I could show you a photo, im not baiting

I samefag and bump my own threads all the time

datamining thread dni

>>14989229
Do it

>>14989229
do it nigger

I shit myself once and nobody knew

>>14989229
Where

>>14989229
sure (only if youre 18+ doe im not a diddyblud)

>>14989175 (OP)
im a pussy in real life and the worst shit ive ever done is probably just stealing stationary and school supplies when nobody was looking o algo. the closest thing that comes to mind is when i was 13 i tricked a kid i knew into thinking he had installed a virus on his shitty laptop and he began calling me, screaming and crying and asking what he had done to deserve it. i inevitably gave in and told him it was a joke and i thought it was really funny but he was super upset albeit i didnt feel bad then and i dont feel bad now because hes a shitskin

anyway when i was 15 i had sex with this 15 year old bihh then she accused me of raping her (not true) which was kinda annoying
age of consent in poland is 15 so dont worry about legality but yea

I jerked off in the same room as someone but they didn't know due to being asleep and I was a retarded horny teenager at the time and I really really really regret it

>>14989311
kys pedo

>>14989311
This is why I’m a virgin I don’t want no case I don’t wanna rape

>>14989341
just dont sleep with a girl who would accuse you of rape

i suck bbcs daily

I chew penises that are covered in shit

>>14989423
gempassers what is this

>>14989361
evandoe rape is hot

I posted every day on jakparty.soy when it was up

i goon to sexy mares

up

geg

I jerked off to femboy porn

>>14991430
everybaldi has done this

>>14989361
and this is why hes a virgin

>>14991430
inb4 banned for faggotry

I ended up going on a years long griefing crusade against a smallish minecraft server when I was younger because the jannies bullied and constantly abused their power against this girl I based with, among other grievances I had with them. The server declined in popularity after and had several map resets with major updates, with me griefing the new map each time and the serverbase gradually getting smaller.

>>14991608
I meant playerbase not serverbase oops
Anyways the server eventually shut down due to lack of players, I don’t think I had anything to do with it directly but I imagine my constant griefing and lavacasting whenever everyone was offline lead to people losing interest even if the admins could just rollback

>>14991608
geg aryan

i randomly remembered this and im feeling pretty guilty about it so i hope this makes me feel better
i live in AZ and i hunt and one time as i was exploring the vast and empty desert i spotted what looked like a GIANT coyote and i shot at it
only a few years later i think back at it and realize i may have shot at a mexican wolf which is a seriously endangered species

>>14989175 (OP)
When I was seven my female cousin came over and when she fell asleep my older brother told me to pull off her pants, I felt fucking disgusted and ashamed but at least it led to me hating troons for being pedos

I cant shart, it either a normal fart or just a regula log

>>14989175 (OP)
Kissed a gay dude and leaked it to my whole school on purpose for attention
100% straight btw, another part of the reason I did it was because I wanted to be friends with girls because I had no real male friends, or at least felt like I didn't even tho I did… Weird autistic status obsessed faggot shit.
No arrow because this is literally me whenever I think about it

>>14993716
You have to act like a full on fag for that to work, most people who are truly gay are usually the most uncomfortable showing it off, personally I don't get why people think they should do it, it makes you look bad as well as people who just like dudes. Then again it's also the troons fault so ehh

>>14993735
I shouldn't have even wanted companionship with women in the first place. I did a lot of clownshit in high school because I was a socially awkward loser who wanted to be friends with "the cool kids" and whatnot. I only made myself into more and more of a loser until I did this last thing, which made me finally learn my lesson.

xaar, the lower peons have begun the xaar

>>14989175 (OP)
%%%%%%%%

I have masturbated to tranny porn, femboy porn, interracial bnwo porn (mainly because of this site) and more countless times

>>14994092
>interracial bnwo porn (mainly because of this site)
you got epi'd by the sharty? how?

>>14994152
because of the spadeson bbc spam shit

>>14993716

how about maybe instead of letting the guilt of what you done consume you you man up and start working out

>>14994152
probably because disgusting trannies have the need to spam their fetish crap on /soy/ instead of posting soyjaks

I am actually heterosexual

theres a lot of furfags here on the sharty

i got EPI’d on jewtube as a caca and i used to have a huge fat fetish until i was 15 because of
it

>>14994224
and a ton of mlps as well

>>14994224
Can we anti furry larp to kill them please?

>>14989361
Yeah a girl like that isn't real in this world o algo, most women accuse you of rape because they can

tbh I said the n word in private, and tyrone heard me say it, so he said he would rape my mouth out with cum if I said it again 😨

>>14989175 (OP)
I used to drink alcohol when I was 7, legit I didnt know it had alcohoc so I just fucking drank beer and they sold me it, and yes I live in eastern Europe, how could you tell?
theres also a bunch of other but those are banned sadly

>>14989299
REAL, holy shit.
I'm the biggest pussy ass bitch IRL people told me to fuck off (even those who didnt know my fucking name) and I just ignored them and listened.
of course I do have lots of regret but yk gotta learn to live with it

2 years ago I shot some thief that tried to rob my house and I was too shocked to call the hospital so I had to stand there and watch him bleed to death.

>>14994168
>disgusting trannies have the need to spam their fetish crap on /soy/
Look at tran tran spaces
>Hmpfff mprrr merp :33333 me silly :p
Look at /soy/
>BBC BBC BBC BBC MORE BBC WE NEED MORE BBC BLAK MEN BLAK COCK BLAK CUM BBC GIMME GIMME BBC
I don't think that trannies are doing it. You soymgoym are too obsessed with scat

>>14994575
Bait has raped this website and quote isn't doing shit about it

>>14994232
Sad

>>14994232
I got exposed to porn via youtube, when I was 10 I saw some shit like "boob asmr" where a bitch just rubbed her tits on the mic

>>14994609
Ohhhh god that's so saaaaad, could you share the video, so I could avoid it?

worst thing i can think of right now is one time when i was at a playground some kid kicked my toy with full force for absolutely no reason so i told him ill break his skull if he does that again and then his sister called his mom and she yelled at me for saying that
i tried defending myself and saying he kicked my toy but she insisted that "it was on accident" and "it was a soft kick" and she asked where my parents were, i just pointed at some random couple and ran away

>>14994643
Not a single capital 'I' hmmmmmmmmm, are you trans?

I saw a blak guy's dick in a public bathroom and offered to suck him off but he declined

>>14994092
Nigger you're shifting blame
Gooning to BBC porn is your problem. Nothing could make you to do it except being a porn addict. Gooning is your choice(especially to BBC).

>>14994673
Nigga do I need to type like it's a fucking essay. It's the internet retard. Happy now?

>>14994092
I did it to own the chuds

I have a trans girlfriend

>>14994232
I have a fat fetish, inflation fetish, binge eating fetish, feederism fetish, weight-gain timelapse fetish. I use r/femalefittofat primarily for gooning, its compilations of trim lean gym girls that are 95-120lbs ballooning out to be 300 lbs over time, how could you tell?

Nophono ever happens in my life except that I was absolutely feral in kindergarten. One time they even threatened to expell me after I got into another fight o algo

>>14994720
It's insentient

>>14994720
Unsentient
How tf do you even get that fetish

>>14989523
nigga i did not need a visual confirmation of you being a zoophile

also my confession is i used to support horrible people until i learnt to become a normal person

>>14994737
fat women are hella hot bruh? Not him btw.

>>14994609
i think i might have seen similar stuff
i was 12 doe

i wish i could completely depart from society and that people in it to i want to watch everything burn from far away

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I… All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

i stole an albino mice from pet store

>>14995303
and brought it to school back when i were in 4th grade

I killed a man once

>>14995303
and what did you do with it after

my bully told me he wants to do inappropriate stuff to me and im scared
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people in school usually leave me alone. sometimes there’s a few bad incidents but nothing too extreme and most people don’t bother me
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however i have one guy in my class who makes sure my school experience is ruined. sometimes he calls me names, or makes fun of in me in front of the class, sometimes he threatens me…
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but what i noticed is that he is uniquely obsessed with me. sometimes i overhear him talking about me for no reason or he gets excited when he sees me. other times he mentions my name in class loudly
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a few days ago i was alone on break when he came up to me behind my back and tapped me on the shoulder. when i turned i saw him looking over me. he straight up said “i want to fuck you” with a nasty grin on his face
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i immediately felt so uncomfortable and ashamed that i got up and basically speed walked out of there. i haven’t seen him since but im scared of him. he’s so mean to me but my worst fears have come true
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why do bullies do this? especially the homophobic ones? sometimes i hate being soft and sensitive :(

>>14995331
Stab him and stop being a faggot, literally

>>14995341
But what's wrong with being gay?

>>14995310
then he died few days later

>>14995346
he had food and water

>>14995331
umamusume mentioned
what is your favorite uma

>>14995345
Jews created homosexuality

>>14995345
If you're gay, then rape him, and make him eat your cum. After all he said he wanted sex with you.

>>14995397
But i'm submissive

stop

>>14995410
Then what's your issue? If you're a massive sub fag, then just enjoy his cock in your ass

>>14995331
Homosexuality is a mental illness. You seem to be interpreting his bullying as "sexual" because you're mentally ill, deluded and eroticize something traumatic/horrible going on.
Thats what literally the brain does, if something horrible or bad is going on the brain copes by trying to interpret it as something positive such as erotic
Your bully doesnt love you in any way he just wants to entertain himself bullying a weak person

>>14995426
He seems scary doe

>>14995331
Have you tried turning it off and on again

>>14995438
Maybe i should o algo

>>14995443
I knew you were a baitfag

its the fucking long-dead website

>>14995434
So it's even better for a sub like you, you should be intimidated by your breeder, that's kind of the point of being subfag