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dragon time - anthro thread no1

anthro bread
the first one got wiped and I couldn't archive it in time
don't forget to archive this one
bump limit is 1200

ARCHIVED THREADS:
#1 - lost media doctos
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Draw a character for your name

Draw a character that depicts your namefaggotry
i dont namefag so i draw big nigger lips
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DISCORD LOST, SHARTY WON
https://youtu.be/fnJUjhMQ68o
Everybody will be working for Dr. Edgar Zomboss by 2030.
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hello barneyfags it's me lee goldson, hop on the overwatchcord and we'll goon together to feet, doom speedrun video is required on entry.
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cyberspace
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@kingjax this is my last letter to you,

you dont even talk to me anymore. what did i ever do to you?

i miss you

-mv
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quote please ban everyone who uses this board
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FARZAR WABAG
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niggers.
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Sharty /mlp/ General - Pon Pon Ponk edition

Post mares
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Previous thread archive - https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1156-19/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/925560.html
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telll me what to draw

tekk kne d5raw
tell me what to draw and what colors to use
i feel like a dnb and i need tp draw things again
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Nah what is circus doing on 'chan vro 🥀
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pvz general thread

talk about all pvz media here

from the games to the books and toys all discussion is welcomed
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Does qua like my headcanons?
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It's time I actually used my shitcode for something that matters.

Can you please help decorate this poor poojeet's room? You goys get the top right quadrant. Post pictures or suggestions you want to see. kthxbye
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circus what ethnicity are you
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>Soycheck!!pO0uZcHwiw
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NO DR HEIDESTEINBURG STOP MELANATING MY SKIN I WILL NOT DISOBEY AGAIJN AHFKJAKLA
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goated
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>big soft and supple
>i've never been this hard before just imagining it
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Trvke

Me vs Shitalians, Brapzilians, Slav(e)s, Poojeets, Muzzies, General poopskins, and anti-bronies
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is this drawing tuff

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what do you guys think of the setup?
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i am the next wojak
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what do you guys think of my new soyfursona? (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
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@kingcircus what does this mean bro
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Post your g25 genetic distances or link models with results
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>browsing on /qa/ more than /soy/ and then complaining about the site's quality
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@aartyyy is this brim or gemmy
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DNB of a dead nigger baby site
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Today is a good day.
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so what do you guys think of this
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[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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Hi
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hans amsler thread is gone, RIP
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/qa/ draw him in your style to make me happy
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Self accountability Blog

BasedGPT told me to publicly blog my caffeine intake
I have a serious addiction and it is the soul driver of me becoming manic for days at a time
<
Every day I will report my caffeine intake so there's some essence of shame if I fuck up.

GOALS
->Get down to 400mg by monday
->By 30th of jan 200mg
->1 week later 150mg
->1 week later 100mg
Then I should quit caffeine entirely
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If I end up having more than my expected amount I will record it ITT
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You are welcome to laugh at me if I fail, I am incapable of not responding to bait
<
If you actually care about this shit then I will answer personal questions.
The username is temporary I will not be using it outside of this thread
This is kind of embaressing for me but I'm out of options and I haven't tried this so yeah, whatever.
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Kobolds

Klebolds ?
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'zellig general, vol. 7

WE'RE BACK
Post your best 'lig gems ITT
Previous threads:
https://archive.ph/Ez2Jc
https://archive.ph/4Ez0x
https://archive.ph/jJ76o
https://archive.ph/Ekv9T
https://archive.ph/l7Toa
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/fpe/ general

post miss circle gems
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'ollow knight

Total Fly Death
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[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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I SHOOT FECES FROM MY FINGERTIPS
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Kill all ponyniggers
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feeling annihilated rn
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gift for MegaRapist24
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why the jannies hate wahmenss
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vvikipedos really?
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>>934061
>
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>banning everyone that uses this board and removing /qa/
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>Liam banned
>Kam left
>STDF banned
>tfw no plaps
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>remember when cp on web 1.0 was big? Do you know much of that i had saved on my system? I used to open up with cp on web 1.0 on a…a 50gb hard drive
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>inflates pinkie pie like a balloon
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/qa/CUX!
Drawpile is today at 7PM UTC, YOU will all draw anything you'd like.
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I think its time to debunk this bullshit once and for all, like sincerely its baseless and only serves as a way to shit on my reputation.
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have to eat like 3 potatoes a day because i bought potatoes with the other stuff i had to buy for my family and my parents also bought potatoes elsewhere
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Whats better?

Wich is the least annoying way of shitting out a long monologue in the shit cave of a board without the reddit or 4cuck method (neither "reddint space´ing" nor 4cuck green text)
Feels anoying either way now that i think it again
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Touhou General 8

color win edition

2hulee is welcome

i forgot to enable IDs on the other one
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Hey /qa/ I've been lurking on the sharty for 2 years now and I want to make my first post. Can you rate me on a scale of how white I am on a scale from 0-10?
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Cookie break invitation!!!!

Hey guys hiiiii

Its me Citty Klit
Soyrry for interrupting yuor ´oxing but may i offer yuo some cookies?

I mane these special ones shaped like jaks!
… but if you don´t like them you can also take some oreos here too!
Feel free to grab some raw milk from the fridge too doe
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HOLY FUCK SOYJAKS LOOK OUTSIDE IT'S HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Christ loves you
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me to the janny
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Thomas reboot thread

Thoughts so far?
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Hello

Hello, Chud, how are you?
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do you like a pizza
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will there ever actually be someone to "save you"?

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Literally nothing can go wrong!

*Kurdish drone*
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Serious question, please don't ban me Quote

Why does this drawing say "I love to fuck in the mouth"
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[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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Kill niggers
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[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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I need to close the sharty
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open vscode
stare at code for 5 minutes
instantly get sidetracked and start posting on the sharty
whine about being lazy
go onto the sharty
make post about whining being lazy
do it again tomorrow
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🚫

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/07/th Expansion Thread

Looks like the previous thread was slid. Post Rika Furude, Bernkastel, and the kin.
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[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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We need to start masturbating to microvariant
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Why is Spotify like this?

>i try to listen to my beloved polish horror hiphop artist
<zaczarowany burdel - maszyna
>but i don't want to listen to thisss
<get premium for 4 weeks free trial
>no
>kuki?
<no
>hava nagila?
<hava nagila
>okay then…
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fefe
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🚫

[Content blocked: violates UK Online Safety Act s.179(2)].
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you can sorta just make fictional characters say whatever you want, nothing stops you
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Spent like an hour drawing this last night, and it still sucks.

If Eirin Yagokoro met Doug Thomas Cromwell, how would that interaction go?
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sucks that im heading to bed at the time with the best posters
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>Liam is mine
<stop
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>Facial recognition and AI now being used for surveillance
>House of Lords voted to mandate ID verification for VPN access
it's based and agenda 2030 pilled
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New satanic Jewish globohomo trannyslop propaganda cartoon just dropped im trans btw
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Alright, look.

Mares are great, okay?

But please, anyone who uses the song to excuse taunting or malicious behavior is in no way speaking to the message of the song. "M.A.R.E." was born from silliness and fun, not degeneracy or indifference, and it is sad to see it used in such a horrible way.

I know you may not care or understand, but shouting "mare" at cons causes discomfort to many people, and using our song as a crutch to excuse this behavior is not okay. By doing so, you give the song a negative meaning. Because of your actions, that person can no longer enjoy the song as intended.

You may find it fun or memey, but for me personally, when I find my actions have caused pain in some way, I do my best to mend and to try to understand how or why it caused pain, even if I never intended to. You can't excuse someone's pain just because you "didn't mean any harm".

So, you can continue to shout "mare" all you want, but do NOT use our song as a banner for your actions.

We are better than this.

"M.A.R.E." does NOT represent the fandom's degeneracy. If you choose to use it as such, feel free to block me and unsubscribe from my channel.
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jak xim
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Macaco
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Hello valid women of the soysphere this is me can you please be my girlfriend
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SS13
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Nostalgia is the worst emotion in the world
Archival is evil

I plugged in an old hard drive today because I wanted to use my old 4chan folder for oldfag larping on here
While I was there, I found out that I'd been saving the .html files of random sharty threads that I found noteworthy from late 2022 to early 2024
There were lots of historically noteworthy threads in there, undocumented GETs, gemmy raids, generally funny threads

But there were also a few threads that I'd saved solely because they were sentimental to me
Just seeing their filenames was enough to make me feel painfully strong nostalgia
So painful that I permanently deleted them without even opening them
So painful that I permanently deleted the entire folder

Human conversation was never meant to be logged and archived indefinitely
I'm ashamed and disgusted at myself for ever saving those threads
All sharty and 4chan archives should be destroyed
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Kuznetsov rape nusois
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I only slept for 5 hours
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Woke up
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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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Do (((you))) think this board is a cord board?
>its a cord board but whats wrong with cord ya kuch aur
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why do nusois only come on this board just to call it a 'cord
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we need to talk about microvariant more
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hows /qa/ doing
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i really miss you terry

please let God tell you how much you contributed to people :’-(
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ugh yawn

i need another 'fe




<super mega reddit tier soycuck spacing






ugh
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/tulpa/ + /schizo/ general

make a tulpa

a sleep paralysis demon trying to make itself look like my tulpa tried to give me sleep paralysis AND give me a seizure AND scare me-erino.

story: I turned my TV off, I was watching creepcast previously, but I got bored to so I turned my TV off and went to go take a nap, then I found myself in my room (i was inside my dream) and I was listening to creepcast again but I didn't turn it off I just started falling asleep and then my attention was focused on my closet, of which I had closed just incase a white face demon girl who lives in it and likes to peak out of it to scare me were to suddenly peak out of it when I was paranoid but my mind's eye was forced to look at the closet by an external force and then it hit me like lightning, the sleep paralysis demon suddenly made me see it's face up close and the light in my mind's eye (not the external light) flickered rapidly, I could see nothing but the black eyes, black hair, and pale white face of this ghostly female sleep paralysis demon it was so vivid, more vivid than ANY dream I have ever had, all of my other dreams are as if the brightness is turned down like on a cellphone screen and I struggled so hard to make a sound as I was in the middle of being utterly overwhelmed in horror, I was truly stunlocked, that it seemed like only my dream-self made an audible groan but I managed to break free of paralysis and stand up IRL and turn on my overhead light. I was afraid to go back to sleep after.

make a tulpa
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how do I render art

I sketched this but when I render it turns to shit. I look it up, I find trannies and faggots who tell me how to render, so I don't take their advice. Does anyone have any ideas on how to render art?
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kendrick lamar sucks

literal BNWO music. dont listen to that fag stuff theres millions of better music artists out there
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DEATH OF THE SHARTY Hypothetical

What would you do if the sharty died and no one posted on it anymore?
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If you think /qa/ looks bad, don't check out /r9k/
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Why is there so much coal and the boards are dying after the brownocaust? why doesn't quote undo it?
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Has anyone seen my pet spider?
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I can't sleep mane, it's 5 am
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chibi namefags pt.2!!!
quickslaughter :-O!
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FAT NIGGA POURING MILK ON HIS TITS
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Sharty /mlp/ General - gf edition

Now featuring IDs

Previous thread - https://soyjak.st/qa/thread/884978.html
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I want a woman to nibble on my ear
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who is your favourite booruphag?
<they all suck
there is always someone likeable
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why do troons ruin everything they touch?
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choose wisely


if you could keep one and destroy the other, which one are you picking?
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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Can you please just kill yourself sickening fat yellow abominable anorexic poonertrannycreature subhuman
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this nigga meursault is the worst namefag there is
i don't know a single good quality about him, he's just insufferable
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which one is it /qa/


what is "FOTM"
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nevER streSS
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This show made me an alcoholic.
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is this tuff
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where yall sitting 👀
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/BNLG/ - Big Nigger Lips General

Jager Edition
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post pepes ITT
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Why is DIY tech so simple?

Isn't there a market for untraceable and easily made hardware?
Why haven't cheap/micro clean rooms been invented or some other tech that would make current consumer electronics easily manufacturable as in why is it almost, if not harder to make electronics than it was 50 years ago?
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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933333 GET acceleration thread
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>Talking about Homestuck ships with ChatGPT
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Absolutely one shall not post explicit material with the purpose of causing vain copulation with oneself, my humble reasoning for such is that I simply wish not to masturbate, and you cannot bring me to such a lowly state, so do refer to my warning and diffuse such actions, otherwise I will disclose one's transgressions to the local authority; such dishonorable actions are not to be taken lightly and are seen as what our detractors do, as their common space is the only grounds in which Negroes communicate such horrific sights. Again, do not attempt to compel me to masturbate.

and yes i do in fact appear this way and speak this

i thank you
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this pic is cool
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>fnf like having fun
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'jak em
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black nusois in 2026
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yanny

DIS FREAD IS JUST A TEST SAAR DONT VVQRRY NIGGAR
>
<
^
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this board is still just as autistic as ever even in 2026
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few ever get the reference
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Why does the Barney Wiki have this much pages
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waoh.. who vould defend me like dis? thank you..😳😳😳
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Ik ben Frollo, de kleine rechter Rechtstreeks uit Frankrijk met mijn zonnebril Ik kwam uit een heel donker ei Toen, klik klik, maakte ik mezelf vrij Sni klik klikpie Sni klik klikpie Sni klik klikpie Sni klik klikpie
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EVERY SINGLE SUPERTERRYDAVISFAN48 JAK SO FAR :-) a little tribute to ol me..
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stop the excessive pony posting. now its getting a bit annoying :-(
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da jooce? :-O
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I think i know whi is my valentine dis year :-) whos yours?
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studying to cultivate reppeys without baiting offensively
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can someone fill me in on some liam lore when did he ever self insert as ts? ive been on /qa/ back when liam wasnt a shemmycuck and ive deadass never seen him post this doll before
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>oh my fauci! a new episode of BLACKED dropped, let's all gather round the campfire and enjoy this aryan A24 snopes approved based and redpilled gemerald kino!~
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Feeling very tired even though it's only 6pm
Should I have a coffee or just pass out?
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Should I Lowkirkenuenly face dox my gf for ghosting mi?
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Had a dream quote retired and we had an admin named Door.

What could this mean?
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Why are they bumping brimmy useless threads
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comment for X ignore for Drake

2017: Lil Peep
2018: XXXTENTACION
2019: Juice WRLD
2020: Pop Smoke
2021: Nobody please
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>it was a tuesday
>see my congressman walk out of the titty bar
>he doesnt really look like my congressman but thats okay
>decide to follow him just to see what hes up to
>he hails a taxi so i hail a taxi
>he was in taxi number 23 and i was in cab 17
>i tell the driver, an Aires to "follow that cab"
>he laughs, so i hold him at gunpoint and tell him not to change the radio
>follow the congressman to an abandoned warehouse
>walk into the place gun drawn
>ready to become a real American

All he had to do was put his ear to the wall.
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who the fuck is this guy?
you're not a fucking dolphin
i hope the worst for you.
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>papa PAPPAAAAAAAGHHHH READ ME A BED TIME STORY I CANT SLEEP
<no, reading is haram on ramadan. Count beheaded infidels instead
>but i dont WANNA COUNT SEVERED KAFFIR HEADS OR PENETRATED SHEEP I WANT YOU TO READ! I WANNA HEAR A BEDTIME STORY
<isnhallahahullfulliahswhwarma brotheeerrrrr, let me tell you story of adam-EH i mean SADDAM and eve-genEVEa, second name koonvinnsheeoon….
<yes little saddam accidentally fart and spread nasty fart gas to far, mythical land of 'kurwait' and Geneva's heart was broken, specifically her 1925th heart string
>OH NO! THEN WHAT HAPPEN
<evil allaahralalldulliah kebab! The United snakes of the snapple tree SNATCHED little saddam up and sent him to land of 72 petite virgins (pre-schoolers even doe we don't have schools in halalistan)
>YAYYY I LOVE HAPPY ENDING
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i cant focus
but i really want to make this so i can somewhat help my friend out
im gonna take a quick break and see if it change sanything
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anyone played trepang2? looks like a shooter game made by a small studio with cool effects its on sale is it good?
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gem or coal?
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would you buy a barrel for 200 dollars?
i would
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Whats the most vile thing that you ( yes YOU) have done?

Like morally?
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nobody knows how to properly do shit nowadays
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>Do Dolphins Have Names? How They Identify Each Other in the Wild
what a retarded article, wasted time of my life to read this shit SNCA faggot shit
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Veni, Creator Spiritus,
mentes tuorum visita,
imple superna gratia
quae tu creasti pectora.
Qui diceris Paraclitus,
altissimi donum Dei,
fons vivus, ignis, caritas
et spiritalis unctio.
Tu septiformis munere,
dextrae Dei tu digitus,
tu rite promissum Patris
sermone ditans guttura.
Accende lumen sensibus,
infunde amorem cordibus,
infirma nostri corporis
virtute firmans perpeti.
Hostem repellas longius,
pacemque dones protinus;
ductore sic te praevio
vitemus omne noxium.
Per te sciamus da Patrem
noscamus atque Filium,
teque utriusque Spiritum
credamus omni tempore.
Deo Patri sit gloria,
et Filio, qui a mortuis
surrexit, ac Paraclito,
in saeculorum saecula. Amen.
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I wanted to bait on /lgbt/ for my first time

But they have a 300 second captcha that resets when you switch tabs on mobile or something like that, and then I forgot to put an image there and ugh. I just can't

I guess the local pastures are greener
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tired to tripfagging
it fucking sucks
it's terrible
why is it so bad?
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this board is dead and it deserves to be dead
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it's a wonderful world
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Namefags of der /qa/,
I have been genuinely invited to join the Freemasons.
Should I do this?
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COBSON WON HWABAG
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i saw this video after i

i listened to basics in behaviour (blue version by oreo)
spruce tree ! so quirky !
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Shut this 'cord down
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hello /discord/
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I woke up
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QA I hate you niggers but here is: Operation Brimstone

In this raid we will raid pol by necrobumping oldest catty threads brimming it up with old shit this wont be an issue for them anyways because they only talk about the same shit all the time anyways KEK
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This board is now annexed with /mlp/
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mlp is new /qa/ cord psyop? you tried that already you horse rapist child molesters molesters…
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virtual machine vmware qemu emulation
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look at this dancing niglet baby
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The Arab substitute doesn't understand the subject he's meant to be teaching JSID already
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>son, ya will satisfy no mare with that tiny white pecker of yours
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Mlp won nigger
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i should make my linux partition actually usable soon since i want to run a virtual machine and sort of finished customizing my desktop
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>Poopson is being contained in the hidden mines of the 'ru theory

https://soyjakwiki.org/Hidden_Mines_of_SoyBooru
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This website sucks; getting a real hobby

I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation and- uh, I'm going.
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/qa/ is basically a 'cord, you all need to fucking die piece of shit nigger retards
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Stop forcing mlp on this shit board retards
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>i wanna plap plap plap but i'm broken hearted
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>RACIST
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>have you heard of tax? He is quite the tramp! When it comes to rape, torture, and semen, he's the champ!
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It's gonna be (((troon)))ified to hell and back, isn't it?
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Averi thread

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I'm learning about minerals

Tell me things about brimstone sulfur

Thank you, experts
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Oldfag thread im trans btw
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Buster is such a good and decent friend, if i one day decided to become a black woman, i hope my friends would be as supportive as he is.
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whos winning this chat
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@Ion why do you hate /qa/ but yet you post here and you namefag?
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@microvariant let's put on porn and jerk off
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i don't want the tranny sword but i want 100% progression

why does this gemmy modpack force a tranny sword into the quest progression? why does the tranny sword have to be the strongest? can i not have a wholesome minecraft modpack experience without Create:Estrogen down my throat? i don't like those trannies that make everything about themselves. ugh of course there isn't an alternative and this is mandatory for a 100% completion. fuck
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>ooo oooooo ooo oo o oooo ooo o o o oo o o o o
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this purple rabbit infestation is getting bad.
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some guy literally tried plapping me in my own thread and i think its only gonna get worse. we gotta get rid of the chil jaxs. supersage any blak jax post you see to get rid of the purple rabbit infestation
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soycheckmark lowkey got a dumpy
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>/qa/ for dinner
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Guys we shouldn't namefag on /soy/ mi thinks
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everyone who uses /qa/ often will never be a real woman
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rum or whiskey
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New Giga thread since the last one is gone

post your favorite gigas
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pirating shit is aryan btw
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I hate markdown so much
I just wrote a massive comparison table in it showing how my project mogs similar projects and it was AIDS
I can't believe github doesn't have a visual editor for it in the big '26
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Post things that are considered coal/troonslop by 'teens that (You) like (games, media, music and what not)
I like umamusume for starters. Just a tranime horse game
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do people actually think im Watt or is that just henfucker being schizo? i mean i see the comparison, but im not Canadian
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what do you guys think of my soy?

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What will he do, when tadc finally ends this year?
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>these obsessed shalala nusois don't let me goon to plappable liams and tadc
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xe really looks like and says this
>
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its been like 24 hours now but did you guys know that Smoot got banned?
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What do you think?

>Whats your opinion on 4chan and 8chan?
>Wich one do you think its better?
>Explain why "x" is better/worse than "x"?
>How would you fix the problems they have?
>Is the ‘sharty better than all of them or it’s just that users here are dickriding this site?
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oh nonono, do zelliggers really?
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/pug/ pushup general

how many pushups have you done today /qa/?
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claim this OC idea before its too late

what if we combined homestuck and FPE and put it all into a soyjak?
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Fuck niggers.
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Who wins in a fight?
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>ok
>BLACKED LIAM LIKE PHANTOM
>MY PLAPS KEEP HAVING A TANTRUM
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I'm going to sleep, niggers. Good night.
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Everything you fags like sucks and everything I like is aryan and keyed
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hi it's me thub

i got meximutt get 8k
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67

67

AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'

6-7

1 - The Beginning

The beginning of the 67 meme is often described as an accident, but it feels more like a leak in the fabric of digital reality, because nobody remembers who first posted the image or why it spread so quickly, yet everyone who sees it feels the same strange pull, like the number itself is vibrating at a frequency just below conscious awareness.

People talk about the first appearance of the 67 kid as if it were a joke, but the photo has this uncanny stillness to it, the kind of stillness that makes you wonder if the camera captured something it wasn’t supposed to, like a moment that slipped out of its proper timeline and landed in ours.

The meme didn’t grow because it was funny; it grew because it felt wrong in a way that made people want to understand it, and the more they tried to explain it, the more the number 67 started showing up in places it had no business being, as if the meme was waking something up.

2 - The Truth

Finding out who Mason is becomes a kind of digital pilgrimage, because every clue you uncover contradicts the last one, and every username that mentions him disappears within hours, leaving behind only fragments of conversations that feel like they were written by people who were trying to warn you before they vanished.

Some say Mason was the kid in the original photo, others say he was the photographer, and a few insist he never existed at all, yet his name keeps appearing in corrupted metadata, abandoned Discord servers, and half‑deleted forum threads that seem to rewrite themselves when you scroll too fast.

The deeper you dig, the more you realize Mason isn’t a person but a pattern, a recurring signature that shows up wherever the number 67 clusters unnaturally, like a watermark left by something that doesn’t want to be identified but can’t help leaving traces behind.

3 - The Creature

SCP‑067, is described in fictional containment logs as an entity that consumes not matter but meaning, unraveling the conceptual boundaries that hold reality together, and researchers note that its presence is always preceded by a spike in 67‑related anomalies.

The anomaly doesn’t destroy worlds in a dramatic explosion; instead it erodes them slowly, subtly, by corrupting memories, distorting probabilities, and causing people to misremember events that never happened, as if the world is being rewritten from the inside out.

The most unsettling part of the file is the implication that Mason is not approaching our world but has already integrated into it, wearing the number 67 like a mask while waiting for the moment when containment inevitably fails.

4 - June 7th 2026

June 7th, 2026 is treated by theorists as a hypothetical world‑ending date not because of any scientific prediction but because too many unrelated sources—old ARGs, broken calendar apps, abandoned YouTube channels, and glitching smart devices—flag it as significant without explanation.

As the date approaches, people report strange coincidences: clocks freezing at 6:07, receipts totaling $67.00, and random files on their computers renaming themselves to 6_7_26, as if something is trying to synchronize the world to a specific moment.

When the day finally arrives, nothing catastrophic happens at first, but there is a strange atmospheric stillness, a sense that the world is holding its breath, and for a fraction of a second everything seems to flicker—birds pause mid‑flight, lights dim, and devices display the number 67 without prompt—before reality snaps back into place as if nothing happened at all.

67
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never forget that this was circle_jerks2's ex girlfriend
also i thought circus would have left by now? maybe he is too obsessed
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here is a good crestion, why is my cum red

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BARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERT

BARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERTBARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERT
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'ligs with glasses
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I feel the need to plap even more than jax pedo
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MLPCUCKS WHAT IS THIS… (POSTED ON /SOY/ WITH NO REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH RESULTS)
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what the fuck what a mentally ill board like this is on the level of /trash/
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weed is now legal in tf2
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pulled yet another all nighter for no reason award
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oh my sisa
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Imagine watching my little pony a kids show GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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All quiet on DNB board
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your parents hate you because you're a fucking faggot
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did nobaldi tell me i has a wiki page :-o?!?! thqts pretty kewl. ANYWAY another terry thread!!!!!
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is "becoming anorexic" a thing???
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OMGSISA!

Some homeless Polack-Cucknadian foid who makes vidoes attention-whoreing about being lesbian and haveing a terrible fucking life.
Preety coal.
www.youtube.com/@CyberYamu
reddit.com/u/CyberYamu/s/q4ppdSBYOz
A perfect gegbvll material if you ask me.
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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SuperTerryDavisFan48
SuperTerryDavisFan48
Are yvo there?
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failed to draw proportions award
i dont know what this was meant to be i just did whatever
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'toss
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I was only Ϫ years old, I loved Soyjak Party so much, I had all the 'jaks and SMVs, I'd pray to Soot every night before going to bed, thanking him for the site I've been given. "Soot is love", I would say, "Soot is life". My dad hears me and calls me forced. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion of Soot. I called him a 'cordtroon. He spams me and slides me of to sleep. I'm leaking now and my BBC hurts. I lurk in /soy/ and it's really coal. I feel something touch me. It's Soot. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my party". He grabs me with his gemmy oldGOD hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my thread for Soot. He bumps my thread. It leaks so much, but I do it for Soot. I can feel my thread saging as my reppeys start to decline. I bump against his sage. I want to please Soot. He 'jaks a mighty 'toss, as he fills my thread with his folder. My dad walks in. Soot looks at him straight in the eye, and says, "it's over". Soot leaves through my window. Soot is love. Soot is life.
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>be optimistic
<nooo you can't be super optimistic about yourself, you're literally egotistic
>think realistically
^you're limiting yourself cause you think you're stupid
burn
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Post your favorite ponies
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new pins on my old hat
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So is this like the default shitposting board nowadays because 4chan is no fun allowed and everywhere else is dead
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Britain is a third world country
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i feel like i only get stuff done on my laptop more
but my laptop is shit
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>rape meeeee
>rape meeeee again
>rape meeeee
>rape me my friend
<im not circus_one
>ahh
<im not circus_one
<i wanna feed u ma cum
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I HATE IT

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HAE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
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AAAAHHH A MINORITY!!
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RAPE FURNIGGERS, PEDOPHILES, OFF SITERS, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. TFR. TPR. TKR. RAPE ALL OF THEM!
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/tg/ - Tulpa General

Make a tulpa.

do NOT use "anonymous" ID you will be caught in the crossfire if some leaky cuck decides to abuse it.
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my brother just started mumbling numbers in his sleep
wtf does 56247812 mean
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I woke up
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rate his skills
R: 1 / I: 0
There is nothing wrong with having a thing for teachers
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rewrite this site in rust already
R: 3 / I: 0
I want to watch a movie, but I don't want to watch troonslop/goyslop. Can you recommend something?
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>open vscode
>do nothing for an hour
>just go play vidya instead
Soot fetch me my advil
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Are Traps Gay?
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>wake up
>open soyjak.st
>immediately start falling for bait
This is the life, I can’t see how doing anything else could possibly be more fun
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> wants to be a woman
> The whole worldwiew is based on emotional thinking
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>I CANT PLAP ANYMORE I FUCKING CANT
>GET ME OUT OF THIS CIRCUS I CANT PLAP THIS ANYMORE
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>ughckkk stupid stinky moids, just look at this picture of a mangled penis…i bet that scared yours straight I MEAN i bet its all shrivelled and UGHCK stupid moid would probably be into that. imagining me chewing, trampliny and dripping wax onto your Pathetic pecker. So ugly, tiny putrid, musky, hard…veiny…juicy vfhhHAaaghhAAAHHH D-DONT BE TSUNDRE I'D NEVER SLURP YOUR SEMEN IN A MILLION YEARS B-BAKA! >;O
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BAN MLP RIGHT NOW

FUCK OFF ALREADYY
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All original laughing big nigger lips spammers died back in early 2025
All demoralization frogbait you see now is some bored nusoi trying to bait
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>i find it hard, its hard when i look at cp oh shit the cops! Oh never, nevermind
>hello, hello, hello, how low
>hello, hello, hello how low
>hello, hello, hello how low
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what does /qa/ think about me :-) ? what u tink aboot meh
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AAAAYYYYY 67 KEEEEEEEEEK 💀
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>Antes de que los moros me acribillen digo Japon es una mierda
>No soy fan de epstein chaval
>No soy fan de cuties chaval
>Estos Loliguarros son muy criminal
>Esos jodidos adictos vaya chorrada
>Es que algo me dice que japon es cagada
>Puro Epstein en Japon vete a tomar por culo
>Aquí en mi españa a las mujeres se le respetaaaa
>>Antes de que los moros me acribillen digo Japon es una mierda
>No soy fan de epstein chaval
>No soy fan de cuties chaval
>Estos Loliguarros son muy criminal
>Esos jodidos adictos vaya chorrada
>Es que algo me dice que japon es cagada
>Puro Epstein en Japon vete a tomar por culo
>Aquí en mi españa a las mujeres se le respetaaaa
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>Media Pending Approval
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this guy got so angry over 1 hour of NAS
R: 1 / I: 1
my guy pretty like a girl
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

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