Weird Head Canons

[Sir Pakledo]

Exactly what the title says.


Mine: Scourge (AStH) Is the Mobian/Moebian version of the GEOM:

Spoiler: Similarities:

1. Both conquer their respect versions of Earth.
2. Both have their closest ally recruited from a faction they hate the guts out of (Malcador/Fiona), both of which mostly dress in black.
3. Both have taken different bodies throughout history.
4. Both care little for culture/religion.
5. Borg sit on a golden throne.
6. Both want to get rid of Chaos, whilst also making bargains with it.
7. Both get betrayed by their trusted(?) allies.
8. Both are monarchs.

 

[shipmastersane]

Ah, finally the thread about novel, unusual, or interesting designs for the muzzles of artillery pieces that I've been waiting for.




Ha, take a look at this one, Bizarre right? I wonder what it's for.

 

[Seth Vatamaris]

Anytime anyone is considered gay based on a few homoerotic moments

For me I find homoerotic moments enjoyable when the parties involved are not explicitly gay (bi and asexual are fine) as it has all these fun tingeling feelings of not really knowing what they feel and its up for interpretation.

Even better if they're all straight, as we will all question what we witnessed.

Homoerotic subtext is the foundation of fiction you can quote me on that fact.- ME

 

[Sir Pakledo]

Anytime anyone is considered gay based on a few homoerotic moments

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Speaking of which, I always thought the Emperor and Malcador were gay.

 

[Pizza Splitter]

Anytime anyone is considered gay based on a few homoerotic moments

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Or trans. Or that they have some sort of disability based on just one thing.
Really it's a bit odd sometimes how quickly they leap to that stuff.

 

[Seth Vatamaris]

Speaking of which, I always thought the Emperor and Malcador were gay.

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I can see both of them being bisexual as all immortals will experiment at some point, going by Doctor Who logic, but they are not gay for each other if that's what you're implying.

I personally believe Ursakar E. Creed and Jaran Kell should've been a couple, guess what sunk that ship?

 

[shipmastersane]

Look at this one off the end of an experimental 17cm self propelled gun. I wonder why this design was chosen.



For something a little more modern, I've always been confused by these T shaped cylindrical Tank muzzle breaks, I wonder if...


Oh... This isn't the Weird Cannon Heads thread?


I seem to have misunderstood the purpose of this discussion.

 

[Sir Pakledo]

I can see both of them being bisexual as all immortals will experiment at some point, going by Doctor Who logic, but they are not gay for each other if that's what you're implying.

I personally believe Ursakar E. Creed and Jaran Kell should've been a couple, guess what sunk that ship?

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Then explain the Custodes and the Emperor's Children.

 

[Seth Vatamaris]

Then explain the Custodes and the Emperor's Children.

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Space Marines and Custodes asexual

Emperor Text to Speech is not an accurate representation of the Cusodes, but of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure a whole ' nother basket of crazy.

The Emperors Children were corrupted by Slaanesh, the Chaos God of Pleasure and Excess, and a million other things that make you want to take a shower and get tested. The other Tratitor Legions stay their distance, except for the World Eaters who want to kill them. And nothing the Emperor's Children ever do is in any way consensual.

 

[RandomGuy96]

I like to assume that certain movies/shows/games took place in the universe of certain other movies/shows/games for no particular reason. Kinda like this.

 

[Sir Pakledo]

Space Marines and Custodes asexual

Emperor Text to Speech is not an accurate representation of the Cusodes, but of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure a whole ' nother basket of crazy.

The Emperors Children were corrupted by Slaanesh, the Chaos God of Pleasure and Excess, and a million other things that make you want to take a shower and get tested. The other Tratitor Legions stay their distance, except for the World Eaters who want to kill them. And nothing the Emperor's Children ever do is in any way consensual.

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Actually, TTS is too close to the truth:




One can argue that this is from the Rogue Trader era, and is now considered non-canon, but there was nothing from 2nd Ed.+ that contradicted this.


Furthermore, the Gathering Storm books never state that they always wore their armor post-Heresy.


As for the Emperor's Children, there's always something that drives people to join the Ruinous Powers.


(No, I'm not homophobic, people can be with whoever they want just so long as nobody is hurt).


Edit: Then how do the Salamanders and Space Wolves have husbands/wives?

 

[ChiefFlo117]

Speaking of which, I always thought the Emperor and Malcador were gay.

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I'm starting to hate this shit where any close friendship between people, male or female, automatically turns into a sexual relationship. There can be platonic relationships without romantic feelings, fucking damn it

 

[Sir Pakledo]

I'm starting to hate this shit where any close friendship between people, male or female, automatically turns into a sexual relationship. There can be platonic relationships without romantic feelings, fucking damn it

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I know, but it's just that the two are together all of the time, and one of them happens to be a father (abeit the same way that Jango Fett is a father, but still.

 

[The Imperator]

SARAH JANE AND DAVROS BELONG TOGETHER!!!!!



the way he croons her name in Journey's End, they were meant to be

 

[Sir Pakledo]

SARAH JANE AND DAVROS BELONG TOGETHER!!!!!



the way he croons her name in Journey's End, they were meant to be

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Out of all of the actresses that had to die, why did it have to be Sladen? Why not Tommy Wiseau?


(I don't actually think he deserves to die, he's actually a nice guy IRL from what I've heard)